Chapter 187 A little bit of news
"Lord, you have been reading the colorful picture album sent by Liang Mao for more than ten days! Do you have any ideas, do you want your subordinates to discuss one or two together? ”
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It's still a high-walled compound, and it's still antique.
It's just that the snow in the courtyard is already more than one person high. If it weren't swept up and piled up around the wall, no one would want to move.
Oh~
In fact, if you zoom out a little farther away, you will soon find that the huge north-south courtyards and tiled houses are mostly damaged.
At first glance, it is...
Crushed by snow!
Especially in the inner courtyard of the North Garden, the tallest building, there are only a few lacquered wood pillars left. No eaves, no roof. And next to it, the cloister-style buildings are mostly like this.
Therefore, at this time, the walls of the Beiyuan courtyard are particularly withered, empty, and dilapidated.
The group had no choice but to sit outside Langyuan and in their clothes.
While roasting the fire and eating tea, while talking about family and state affairs.
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Facing the south, due north, the man, clothed... Blue and white camouflage coat...?
Although the style of painting is a bit discordant, it can be confirmed that it is really a real military coat.
All right~
This man is holding a copy... The thing of the cover of One Piece.
The words "Guizhou People's Publishing House" are particularly obvious...
OK!
In fact, this person~ is the person wearing a military coat and holding the One Piece in his hand, and he is the one who shot Xu Yu by mistake last time. That is, Cao Cao.
Looking at the surrounding area carefully, the people sitting around are almost the same as the people last time.
Again...
If you look at this courtyard, you will find that the location is the same as the last time Xu You was shot. It's just that it's a little more broken. The snow is also a bit thicker. But at the moment, all Mi-style firearms are gone.
But everyone was holding a small jar in their hands. If you take a closer look, you will find that the round jar in people's hands is actually an "empty canned box"!
There is also a copper grill on the fire, but hanging is actually several milk powder packaging cans... Inside, you can see rolled noodles, luncheon meat slices, seaweed slices and small dace...
Next to the fire, there is really a box of canned dace with tempeh!
But if you look closely, the lid of the canned food box was "exploded" by a broad-edged broadsword; It can be seen that the production date is obviously 02/02/2018... Shelf life 6 months~
Go back and glance again...
Everyone was kneeling on top of the cushion, but there was a pile of plastic wrapping tape at their feet. Counting down, there are Shanghaojia, Wangwang, Oreo and Shuanghui.
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This group of people is around the fire and are having a food party!
The only wine I saw was at Cao Cao's feet.
It was a white plastic bucket with two pots. Five-pound pack, unopened. Just by looking at it, it feels like Cao Cao really didn't plan to open the wine and share it.
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At this moment, after the man finished asking the question, Cao Cao actually passed the book in his hand to the man. After that, Cao Cao himself just tightened his coat with both hands.
But the one on Cao Cao's left kept staring at the barrel and kept swallowing his saliva.
However, it seems that in this courtyard, the regulations are very strict.
Cao Cao didn't move, and others really didn't dare to move.
Finally, a week after the "Guizhou People's Publishing House" was transmitted, Cao Cao asked you "what you have to think about"... Immediately, the sound of sucking saliva spread throughout the courtyard.
It's embarrassing!
It's also very realistic.
Cao Cao looked up to the sky and smiled, motioned to return the book to him, and then asked everyone to use chopsticks. The chopsticks are obviously disposable bamboo chopsticks. After that, Cao Cao lifted the plastic wine barrel next to him and studied how to open it.
Finally, as a last resort, I drew my sword and cut it down...
Half a barrel of wine was scattered all over the place, and in an instant, the yard was filled with the smell of wine! At this time, the people who originally had wine worms immediately lost their souls; And people who are not addicted to alcohol are also eager to try!
As a last resort~
Cao Cao ordered two more barrels to be brought and tasted with everyone.
As everyone knows, but just after the feast, the buddies were straightforward... Drunk... Fortunately, he can still talk about wine while he is drunk, otherwise, Cao Cao will think that this wine... Poisonous!
But, that's just the way it is.
Once good wine is opened, it doesn't matter what you eat, but how much you drink. As a result, this night, Beiyuan was like a madhouse, until everyone fell into the snow!
Cao Cao was drunk, very drunk.
Even the subordinates and servants came up to share instant noodles, canned food, and candy, and he Cao Cao didn't know. Of course, people also know the severity. The servants did not throw Cao Cao and the others outside to freeze to death, which can be regarded as worthy of professionalism...
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The other end ~
"Great Khan! The priest of my aunt said, "It's extremely fierce to go south, don't venture in!" Shall we go back and ask for it? Your uncle and I have never seen such an evil thing when I have grown up so big! ”
At this time~
108,000 miles north of Cao Cao, in a big dome tent, a bunch of people roasted and ate meat. A strong black-haired man, holding a boning knife, was talking to the Dun man beside him.
"Oh yes! I also heard that the old witches of the Murong Department and the Muslim Priest were afraid of those evil corpses. I didn't say that it was unlucky, I just said that it was useless to sacrifice to the sky! ”
Diagonally opposite, a young man put down the bones and knives in his hand and answered with a straight face.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, he was patted on the head and ridiculed by a big man next to him...
"You kid doesn't know how to seed yet!
What do you know?
The spirit women are not afraid of evil corpses, they are yang pillars who are afraid of evil corpses! I tell you, I've seen evil corpses with my own eyes! The thing in the middle of the legs, dead, is longer than the horse's talk! ”
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In the dome tent, there is a bonfire in the middle, and a square tripod is erected above it.
Dingnai, is a pot I don't know what kind of meat.
However, these people who eat meat, each of them has a bottle at hand. Plastic... You can clearly see the neon text on it... Inside the bottle, it is black, black, white and white, granular, with sesame seeds and seaweed.
Don't guess, it's fragrant!
Every time these people cut off a piece of meat, they would put the meat in a clay pot filled with fragrant pine, stir it, and then take a big bite ~ with an intoxicated face.
But if you look closely, you'll find that those fragrant pines have bottomed out.
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"Great Khan! Didn't we say that we were going to Liaoxi to grab this divine salt? Why do you want to help the emperor of the Han family to seize the upper valley on this frosty and snowy day? What's more, when we go south this time, don't we need to beware of the invasion of Suris? ”
The person who spoke was also an old man, and he obviously couldn't eat too much, so as he spoke, he divided the meat at hand with the next offspring.
After this question, in the big tent, everyone also coaxed.
Helplessly, the stocky man on the throne had no choice but to put down the flesh, bones and knife, and pick up a bottle... Jiujiang double steaming... After a small sip, he said:
"Oops! Uncle uncle, nephew cousin's... Can't you think about anything else? This divine salt must be a product of the southerners! It was spared a circle before it entered our hands from Fuyu and Wuhuan!
Let's go south, isn't that just to figure this out!
It was the southerners who invited us to go south!
Isn't it our tradition to freeze to death some weakness! Even if they don't freeze to death, we're going to feed them to the wolves!
Now like this, let them fend for themselves, let's go south for development, I'm afraid of Mao!
Hi!
Why am I talking about this!
I just heard that the three of them are going east to Liaodong... So don't worry. And I heard that Bu Dugen had long thought about entering the customs. Now we can go south with peace of mind!
Hi!
Isn't it just some evil thing!
The high priest grandmother said that in a few days, as long as enough women's dirty blood is collected and then poured on the evil thing, we can continue to march!
Dirty blood of women, every month!
Wait a few days and you'll be able to use it!
Come!
Eat open!
The baby meat of this southerner is much better than beef and mutton! It's a harsh winter, and cattle and sheep are expensive, so let's not be willing to kill them to eat. But, the babies of the Nanren, we can eat as much as we want~
Come~
Eat~
In the barracks, there is also a group of southerner pregnant women, and when they are finished, we will still have something to eat! When you go south in the coming days, you will have to eat! ”
After Dun Hanzi finished speaking, everyone in the big tent nodded. They got up in their own way, and from inside the big ding, they picked up the "big bones" in the shape of the baby's rib fan, gobbled them up, and the food looked ugly.
Of course, there are also those who specialize in Dading, rummaging for internal organs...
Others ran out of the tent directly, shouting, and asked the southerner woman to be stripped naked and escorted over. It seems, these people intend to sow their own ...
And then eat it yourself?
Belch!
And this kind of operation?!
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To be continued