Chapter 365: Stealing a Chicken to Roast
I said that it should not be, but the book says that this is a kind of evil qi, and where there is such an aura, there must be a fierce spirit of death. And when this kind of qi rushes out, there happens to be an animal like a monkey nearby, and it will turn into a monkey disaster.
The reason why they do not intermarry is because two monkey disasters cannot give birth to a baby monkey disaster.
It stands to reason that this kind of thing is incarnated, but it is strange that a human of the opposite sex can give birth to something exactly like a human.
The more the flower butterfly listened, the more frightened she became, and she pulled my sleeve and didn't let go.
I hurriedly said don't be afraid, you will go to my side in a while, and I will protect you.
Flower Butterfly nodded happily.
The old man on the side looked disdainful: "You? Young man, you little body and little bones, don't let that male monkey crush a claw, it's better to turn around and go back, don't go any further. ”
Hey!
How is this similar to Cao on duty persuading Tang Seng.
Let me not go, I'm biased.
Besides, how do you make peace with the Great Heavenly Master? And the monkey disaster in this place may be a demonic change?
Just ask the old man where is in front of him?
The old man pointed to the mountain where we could meet Rong Xian and said, "See that place, right?" It's like an ancient prison cage, so it's called Prison Mountain. On the mountain, there are things in prison! ”
"If you go, you may run into your life."
"Brother,"
When he heard the old man talk, the more serious it became, he was probably afraid: "Otherwise, why don't we go?" Or shall we find another way to make peace with the Great Heavenly Master? ”
"How is this possible?"
Before I could speak, Xie Sifei objected: "This road is the closest, when will I have to go around in a different direction?" ”
I glanced at the mountain, and saw that the anger was not as serious as the old man said, and I should be able to deal with it, so I estimated that the old man was not engaged in our business, and he saw less things, and he could be a watermelon when the sesame seeds were big.
Seeing that it was not early now, and it was more dangerous to enter the mountains in the dark, I thought about staying for one night and then setting off, so I asked the old man if he could give us two places.
The old man went straight to the point and said that Zhang Luo was good at the place, and he had to give money.
Asked how many, he held out five fingers.
"Too expensive, isn't it?"
Xie Sifei almost didn't call out, and said that you robbed the money? And I asked if it could be cheaper?
As soon as the old man heard that it was okay, he would give you a cheap dollar to make up nine, and it would be a long time.
Xie Sifei scolded and turned the money over, and the old man took us into the yard, pointed to a place and said: "It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and the two of us usually sleep there in the cool air, and today it's cheaper for you." ”
We looked sideways: "it!" Cowshed! ”
"What's wrong?"
The old man was confident: "I can't live in you, and besides, I don't raise cattle, isn't this very clean?" There are beds, fans, and everything, and it's enough for the four of you to squeeze in one night. ”
Okay, okay, okay.
Xie Sifei still wanted to quarrel with the old man but was stopped by me, I said that anyway, I was temporarily borrowing for a night and not here to travel, why should I be so good?
When the old man heard this, he showed a conscious expression: "Hey! That's right! Look at what a good personality this young man is. ”
Xie Sifei sneered disdainfully, and turned his head to the side.
The old man asked if we wanted to eat?
The flower butterfly is weak, and the sentence will not ask for money, right?
"Or what do you think?"
The old man was quite unhappy when he heard this, and walked a few steps towards us: "The few hundred just now are the accommodation expenses, and the food expenses have to be paid separately." One hundred for each of the four of you. ”
"Holy!"
Xie Sifei wanted to curse when he heard it: "You robbed money?" ”
The old man turned around with his hands behind his back and left: "Do you like to eat or not." ”
"Okay, okay,"
Xie Sifei took out two more red tickets and chased them up and put them in the old man's hand: "The last bit of money will be squeezed out for you, give it to you, get some delicious food!" Stew a hoof, a whole cold salad, shredded chicken or something. ”
The old man snorted and went into the kitchen with the money.
"Brother Shouyi,"
As soon as I saw the old man gone, Hua Butterfly whispered to me: "I saw the balance of the big bald head just now, and there is still a lot of money in our bank card, why did the big bald head still tell the old man that there is no money?" ”
"Silly sister,"
Before I could speak, Yang Yang was already smiling: "This is called wealth is not exposed, barren mountains and mountains, who knows who is what heart." It's better to be on guard. ”
Hua Butterfly seems to understand: "Don't you know how to read faces?" Can't tell if the old man is good or bad? ”
Yang Yang said that people's greed is not written on their faces at all times.
It lurks in the soul, waiting for an opportunity.
No matter how honest a person is, there is a moment when he can't extricate himself because of greed. Even when we usually eat, we can't help but eat a little more when we see something delicious, and who is not like this?
Hua Butterfly was also right when she heard it: "No wonder the big bald head usually spends money lavishly, but today he has become picky." ”
The big bald head protested: "Oops! What's the big deal? My card is our Xuanweitang general account, you didn't spend it on me? ”
"Alright, alright,"
As soon as I saw that this was about to quarrel, I hurriedly said that everyone earns the money, and everyone should spend it, save some effort and eat for a while, so I will stop.
Soon it was time to eat, and when it was time to serve the food, Xie Sifei was stunned: "! That's it! ”
Three fried eggs in a pot with cucumbers, plus a three-threaded fungus and a bracken soup, not even stir-fried.
Xie Sifei immediately stopped working, and began to shout after losing the bowl: "Hey, hey, hey!" Old man, where did I order the big hooves and cold chicken shreds? ”
The old man's head was like a duck's head: "No, no, what big hooves do we have in this poor country, and besides, cold chicken shreds can't kill chickens?" ”
Xie Sifei looked out the door in disbelief: "You raise so many chickens, what's wrong with killing one for us to eat?" ”
"No, no, no!"
The old man was quite reluctant: "Now the chickens are expensive!" A wild running chicken can be sold for more than 100 in the market, and your little money is only enough to eat a cold dish, where is there enough to eat chicken? ”
Xie Sifei was groaning again: "Didn't you give you two hundred just now?" As a result, I was afraid that you would not do well, so I added another two hundred, four hundred yuan is not enough to eat a chicken? Plus the accommodation of the four hundred is eight hundred, what five-star hotel is so expensive for you? ”
"Hey! How do you talk young man? ”
The old man put down the pot bag and glared at Xie Sifei: "What's wrong with my five-star hotel here?" Pure nature, full of fresh air, can a five-star hotel have this? This melon, fruit and vegetable are all pure green and pesticide-free, can the hotel eat this level? ”
"Love to eat or not!"
After saying that, he turned around and went in with his hands behind his back.
"Hey! This old man! ”
Xie Sifei turned his head to look at us, and shouted at the old man, "Where are you going?" Don't eat? ”
The old man turned his head to look at me: "You little cubs have eaten up all the food left in our family, where do we have food?" I can only go hungry with my wife first, and wait for the market to buy food tomorrow morning. ”
"Ahh
Hua Butterfly listened: "It's so pitiful! Brother Shouyi, let's not blame him, right? He did his best, too. ”
I think so, maybe it's not easy for them to go deep in the mountains and old forests.
Xie Sifei looked like I believe you are a ghost, and quietly followed the old man into the inner room, and came back in the middle of the morning to smash the basin and smash the bowl, and shouted to death.
I asked what's wrong.
Xie Sifei said that he followed the old man into the inside just now, what do you think?
There was a table of delicacies in the inner hall, what kind of big hoof, salt-baked chicken, it was almost up to the specifications of the banquet, the old man and their old woman sat opposite each other, and they were very happy to eat at the banquet.
When the old man ate all the hooves and drank the bone broth in the big bone stick, Xie Sifei's saliva was about to flow out.
"!"
Xie Sifei scolded and scolded: "If you have your own delicacies from the mountains and seas, you will give us this thing!" ”
Hua Butterfly and I also looked at each other, speechless for a while.
I thought they were so pitiful just now, but this moment it's pitiful for us, damn, I've never seen such a picky and selfish countryman.
Xie Sifei was indignant, and he was angry enough.
At this moment, the rooster in the bamboo fence outside the door crowed, Yang Yang and Xie Sifei glanced at each other, and they touched the door very tacitly, and after a while, they came to drag the flower butterfly and me.
When I went out, I saw that they had already pulled two chickens to roast.
The flower butterfly is brushing the body of the chicken with sesame oil.
I was going to say that it wasn't good, but the chicken was so fragrant that I didn't have time to say it.
Just as we were squatting on the ground and eating, a thunderous voice suddenly sounded above our heads: "What are you doing?" ”
Xie Sifei blurted out to eat chicken, and asked if he wanted to have some.
As a result, as soon as we turned our heads, the old man appeared in front of us in a rage: "You little rabbits, dare to steal my chickens!" I'm going to kill you! ”
Then he raised his cane and threw it on top of our heads.
"Uncle, uncle!"
I hurriedly stopped the old man's crutches: "Uncle, don't be impatient, you see that we ate your things without your consent, and it is wrong for us." So we give you money, didn't you say in the afternoon that such a chicken is at least a hundred dollars a piece in the bazaar? We give one hundred and fifteen, will it be? ”