The first phase of the small theater o(* ̄) ̄*)o

10,000 years of pigeon king author porridge: cough cough, hello everyone, I am Xixian, you can also call me porridge. (Porridge I porridge me!) The guest invited in this issue is our dear male protagonist Pei Xu!! applaud

Pei Xu: Porridge, long time no see. Hello everyone, I am Pei Xu, the protagonist of "Half a Life Gaze", the word Honghui.

Porridge: It is worthy of being rich and rich, and it is really magnificent, so it is tsk.

Pei Xu: Haha, in fact, I am neither a rich kid nor a broad boy. In the future, the situation of my family will be revealed, so please look forward to it.

Porridge: No spoilers, that's bad!

Pei Xu: Haven't you said a lot yourself...

Porridge: It's embarrassing. Ahem, ahem, when I haven't said that before. Now to the first question, uh, where did it go?

Pei Xu's eyes: Shouldn't you introduce the book first? Porridge.

Porridge: Ah, I remember. Ahem, it's been serialized for nearly a month, 27 days to be exact. Although it is sparsely populated (if you use it wrongly, it is wrong, no matter o(* ̄) ̄*)o), the author has been silently cheering.

Pei Xu: I write every day, but in fact, I only write a loss, and playing with my mobile phone is the key, right?

Porridge glared: Hmph, the poisonous tongue man is careful not to find his wife. Next time I'll just invite the young lady.

Pei Xu: Cut, I'm a golden bachelor, the fifth diamond king, not as good as Zhao Rui's phoenix man, and better than you, who is yy every day.

Yellow diamonds in casual wear?

Porridge: Get out!

Pei Xu: Okay, then I'll go. (Get up)

Porridge: Don't, uncle, I was wrong.

Well, there was a little accident, but the show has to go on.

Porridge: First of all, let me ask the first question, people think that you are the main character, what do you think?

Pei Xu: Originally, I was the protagonist, the one with the highest appearance rate.

Porridge glasses reflective: But some people are very dissatisfied with your highest appearance rate in the heroine's rebirth text, what do you think about this?

Pei Xu: What can I do with what you wrote, besides, I'm similar to the protagonist you wrote before. It's a true biography of the old man next door.

Porridge black line: Ji Ying is not old, he is a few years older than you at most.

Pei Xu: Hey! You don't look at the era you set for yourself! I've been separated from your beloved Han Pei for several generations.

Porridge: Ahem, this question is over, next, what kind of person do you think you are?

Pei Xu smiled: A man with ambition, strength and brains, and at the same time can take care of my future wife.

Porridge: Oh, when it comes to Madame, Wan Zhao doesn't seem to like you very much. Because you're the most self-confessed person I've written in so many years. Think about what the first version of WS looked like.

Pei Xu: Cut, if it's not pretty, will I like it?

Porridge picked up the phone: Hey, there are people here who are from the Appearance Association, saying that you are balabala.

Pei Xu snatched it: If she wants to hear this, she will wait to kneel on the washboard in the future.

Porridge: emm or keyboard is more comfortable.

Pei Xu black line.

Porridge: Continue to ask, everyone thinks that you and Zhao Rui have a sense of CP, will you be disgusted?

Pei Xu: Yes! Definitely!

Porridge is stunned: You seem to be in a good relationship, very emm

Pei Xu: Superiors and subordinates, loyalty has no impurities, I will definitely flatter him. If it was something else, I wouldn't bird him.

Porridge wipes sweat: You really can! Ah! Forget about the individual.

Pei Xu: emm, what have you forgotten?

Zhao Rui suddenly appeared: Heh, of course it's me.

Pei Xu jumped up: Damn!

Zhao Rui: Is this the case for your master? Pei Qing. (Smiling face)

A gorgeous suit, especially dazzling. directly took Pei Xu, who was in casual clothes next to him, into a short and poor man.

It's so glaring!

Porridge: Well, since you've arrived, I'll ask you too.

Zhao Rui: Just ask, Xixian.

Porridge: Uh, in the previous life, you and Yun Zhao fell in love and killed each other, will you regret it in this life?

Zhao Rui: Maybe. But then again, I don't know what I did in my previous life.

Porridge: Hehe, that's right.

Pei Xu muttered: It is clear that he wants to put aside the responsibility.

Zhao Rui ignored him: trouble to pull him out.

Porridge: I'm sorry! His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, he is also a guest.

Zhao Rui: Alas, I really don't want to see him.

Porridge, Pei Xu's white eyes.

Porridge: Will you love her? This question seems to be tangled at all times.

Zhao Rui: Maybe. Love or not, who knows.

Pei Xu continued to roll his eyes: If you are worried about my insider, you can just say it!

Zhao Rui smiled: When I kick you out, I'll look for her casually.

Porridge Shiver: Don't.

Pei Xu: Don't want to dig the foot of the wall! I will also take my wife with me when I leave Beijing!

Porridge: Hehe, cut, this episode is to be continued.

Emmm had an accident, but he managed to get through it.

Porridge: Uh, it's my fault that I didn't coordinate it beforehand, it's my fault. Now ask the question again. If you had to pick a partner, who would you choose?

Zhao Rui: Partner? Of course it's Han Pei, poof, it should be Han Pei's actor. yes, who made him dead in your canon.

Pei Xu muttered: Where did the feeling come from? Han Pei's guy is obviously similar to Han Lao'er.

Zhao Rui: I hate Han Yonglin a lot. Hum! But at least it's as good as your slippery and oily beads.

Porridge: Emm, you don't seem to know him. After all, it was so many years behind.

Zhao Rui's heart: In order to add more scenes, I must please you!

Porridge: Well, Han Pei's actor is filming another drama recently, and you won't be able to see him for a while. Then Pei Xu, tell me, who do you think you have the most feelings with?

Pei Xu smiled: Of course, it was He Shubang that you had been preparing to write a long time ago.

Porridge: Huh! I abandoned that book, and it's modern! You know????

Pei Xu: Isn't this nonsense? I don't know how I could mention him, besides, I have a soft spot for doctors, can't I?

Gruel: emm no.

Zhao Rui whispered: Well, I don't know very well, I just know that he was only recently conceived by porridge.

Pei Xu: Thinking of this, the first male protagonist who was conceived was a foreign man, but unfortunately he had already been scrapped although the computer was scrapped. The first one in the ancient style seems to be called Zhao Rui.

Zhao Rui glared at him: Actually, that's me, I was originally the first protagonist, but as a result, I was dug into the corner by you.

Pei Xu's white eyes: The heroine at that time was not Yun Zhao.

Porridge looked at them silently, recalling the creative process of the past seven years.

There are many characters conceived, some of them are pieces of paper, some are dead, some are alive, and they have loved them no matter what. That's enough.

Zhao Rui: I'm the prince!

Porridge: Shut up, I'm the emperor. Remember to call Daddy.

Pei Xu and Zhao Rui are full of black lines.

Porridge: He Shubang won't come back to life for the time being, and neither will Han Pei. They are sleeping in my mind for the time being, don't wake them up, because when they wake up, it's time to break off, and of course your time of death is coming.

Pei Xu: !! Well, don't call Shu Bang over for the time being, and wait for the end.

Zhao Rui: I slept for five years before I was resurrected, and if you kill me again, I swear that I will not be a human being!!! (To jump off the building)

Porridge surprised: Calm down! I was wrong!!!

Pei Xu: After all, I seem to be the youngest of all your protagonists. Embarrassed. (Actually, it's not)

Porridge smiled: There is nothing to be embarrassed about, there is no perfect or imperfect character, only fresh and not fresh. Thanks to me for not giving up, otherwise, you wouldn't be here.

Pei Xu: Dreams support you, we are inspiration and support you, you love us, and we love you. Either way, thank you for creating us. Because of you, there is the whole night ember.

Porridge Eyes: It's a pity that Ember Nightshade is locked up for the time being. I'm sorry.

Zhao Rui: Sooner or later, the Ember will return again. At that time, I wanted to compete with Han Pei.

Porridge: Huh? Do you want to fight him?

Zhao Rui: Of course, no matter what, I was also your first male lead! I can't watch him snatch my seat.

Pei Xu: I dare to be wild in front of the author, and if I don't want to do miscellaneous things, I will settle down. I don't want to be with you for a big unity.

The scene was noisy again, and he fought for ten minutes by himself.

Porridge: Be quiet! It doesn't matter who the male protagonist is.,I'm glad you guys can come today.,Please don't quarrel because of a long-standing grudge!

The two immediately deflated.

Porridge: It's been a year since I wrote about Gong Dou Zhai Dou, and I'm already very happy. If you continue to make such a noise, you can only ask the security uncle to send you out.

Pei Xu, Zhao Rui: We must be quiet!

Porridge: I know what Zhao Rui is depressed about, and what Pei Xu is afraid of. But it's a pity that both of you are worried in vain. It is certain that the first heroine will not come back, and as for Yun Zhao, her ending will be kept secret for the time being.

Well, remember to cherish your good times. Time is fast, and nothing will be marked with the mark of time. That's it for this episode, thank you!

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Porridge: I'm sorry to start live again hahaha.

Pei Xu rolled his eyes: Lazy, just say it!

Porridge hehe: I invited Miss Wanzhao today, do you want to drop it?

Pei Xu: !! I was wrong, I lost!! (So far, I haven't pursued the heroine's tragic urging male protagonist)

Akira: Guy who has no chance......

Pei Xu: !!! Akira!

Porridge interrupts the bitter scene: Hey, Lao Tzu finally built a theater, what about the two of you doing wool!?

Zhao Rui: You show your affection and go out.

Yun Zhao, Pei Xu: Get out!

Zhao Rui glared at Pei Xu: I endured it, waiting for you to commit something! / I am the crown prince of the dynasty, and it is only a matter of time before I take revenge on you.

Porridge pushes glasses: You can't have a love triangle, trust me!

Zhao Rui accepted his fate: Alas, there is only one lonely person and that's it.

Porridge: Don't say that, so do I. Ahem, this time I wrote the theater so that I could add a small chapter and bring two newcomers over by the way.

Pei Xu: Ah, I see, you must have invited those two crazy people...... Then I'll take Yun Zhao away first, no need to send it.

Yun Zhao: Who are they?

Zhao Rui: A psychiatrist and a mentally ill person, two pure perverts.

Pei Xu whispered: I've been with the madman for a long time, be careful of infection.

Porridge: Pull Pei Xu out, the verbal attacker is dead!

Shu Bang and Guan Yuan came in with smiles and said hello.

He Shubang: This time it's the linkage between loneliness and half life, why are the protagonists of half a life like this......

Guan Yuan smiled: Isn't it great? How interesting!

There was a chill in the end, what the hell is this person......

Porridge and Zhao Rui pulled Wan Zhao out with the heart of watching the joke......

Pei Xu: Bad taste guy!

Guan Yuan's glasses narrowed into a slit: Sheren, I can't see that your mouth is very powerful. But if you take your tongue away, you won't be able to speak anymore.

Pei Xu: !! What do you want? Where are you in porridge?

The others were suddenly gone!! Pei Xu felt abandoned by the world.

No way! He, he, he, threaten me! You want to kill me!

Guan Yuan: Oh, you're so scared of this? I'm going to treat you well!

He took out a dish: do you want to taste it, the beef has a special conditioning.

Pei Xu was in a cold sweat! Oh, my God! It's scary! The vision of Hannibal comes to mind......

Shubang came in: Well, isn't that the steak I made? It's just that the sauce is too much, so it's given to him.

Pei Xu: Oh my God! Someone finally saved me!

Shubang was surprised: What's the matter with you...... Please eat steak and don't get so excited.

Guan Yuan smiled: He was afraid that I would mix something in, Pei Sheren was too sorry for his life.

Pei Xu broke out in a cold sweat on his back: I was wrong, I was wrong, I will definitely recognize you as a big brother in the future!

Guan Yuan squinted: Big brother? That's not me, I'm not in the ranks.

Porridge Probe: Are you okay? Hahaha

Porridge's wild laughter made Pei Xu so angry that he didn't want to fight: You're playing tricks on me, get out!

Guan Yuan: I just invited you to have a steak and didn't have any other ideas!

Porridge: Ahem, ahem, now straight to the point. Guan Yuan, Shu Bang!

Guan Yuan: Huh? Ask?

Porridge: Ask Xiaoxiaoguan first.

Guan Yuanbaiyan: I'm the oldest.

Porridge: You're the last to appear, Xiao Xiaoguan, how harmonious it sounds. emm Some people say that you are a suspect who has three views more than the protagonist, what do you think about this?

Guan Yuan was silent: Actually, I have always been a person with three positive views, and I will talk about my past when I have time.

Porridge: You're the one who crawled out of the bottom, right? Let's talk about the past.

Guan Yuan: I was adopted by someone at the bottom of HK, and then I followed my predecessors in order to eat.

Porridge: What about in the United States?

Guan Yuan: I also stayed in Chinatown, but unfortunately I offended people. So I stopped washing my hands and started to be a normal person.

Shubang: You quit because you offended your cousin.

Guan Yuan: At that time, I was too stupid, thinking that I could get into the position by relying on others, but I ended up offending people who shouldn't be offended. smashed his field, so I was miserable.

Pei Xu's white eyes: It's just a bastard, affecting society.

Guan Yuan: We live in different environments. You haven't enjoyed the fact that people come to you every day to ask for money, when you don't have a baby. even forced you to do hard labor, and didn't even give you food.

Pei Xu: I really haven't experienced it.

Guan Yuan: Life was too hard at that time. If you are injured by a thug, you can only endure it by yourself, and it is useless to be unable to bear it, and you have no money to see a doctor. Then someone gave me some money, but I went to gamble.

Shubong: Huh? Are you still going to do that?

Guan Yuan: Well, no way, the money is the fastest.

Zhao Rui: It's the fastest way to lose money.

Guan Yuan: I don't have the ability to eat, that's all I have. Actually, I'm pretty good at that, and I'm still a good guy.

Shubang: ......

Porridge: That's the end of the heavy topic! So Guan Yuan, what do you think of your partner?

Guan Yuan: No, he's not honest, and he's not someone to be trusted.

Zhao Rui: What? I think you're a good match.

Shubang: ...... What do you mean......? I don't remember this plot.

Gruel: emmmI remember that I was almost rotten, and I almost wrote pure love between two crazy people.

Guan Yuan burst out laughing: Hahahahahaha, you are so funny haha!

Shubang: I'm convinced......

Porridge: The funeral house has a sense of déjà vu.

Wan Zhao: This guy is so scary, he really looks like a ghost!

Guan Yuan smiled: At most, it is love, like a rabbit, the favorite of hunting dogs.

Pei Xu: WOC, cheating, you can, brother, I support you!

Yun Zhao pointed at Pei Xu: Stay away from me, I'm timid......

Shubong: Rabbit!? Isn't that talking about porridge?

Porridge innocently lying gun: I'm a crazy rabbit, I don't mean that rabbit.

Shubang: ...... lovely…… (Say someone's mantra in advance)

Guan Yuan: I'm not that disgusting, I'm a normal person.

Shubang: Next time! Let me pull him down for an injection first!

Guan Yuan: It's useless to get an injection! Beat me to death.

Porridge:...... Sooner or later, you'll love and kill each other.

Zhao Rui said to Yun Zhao: The atmosphere here is too weird, I'll take you away first.

Akira: Let's go, I'll freeze to death by their cold jokes after a while.

Shubong: An anachronistic consideration and the birth of a tragedy!

Porridge: It's almost time to end the cold complaint......

Pei Xu: Are you ready to go? I heard you've been in bad shape lately?

Porridge: yes...... I want to try to relax.

Pei Xu: Let's do it for the money!

Porridge: Okay! I try my best, I can't live with money in life.

Guan Yuan: And your beliefs, your dreams! Because of this, you created us.

Shubong: For the sake of your life, please keep writing.

Porridge: Okay! I'm ready to renew your life!

Pei Xu: If you give up, we will die. Of course, watch out for us to claim our lives. We're hard to deal with.

Guan Yuan: Even if it's our imagination, it's fine, but I hope you don't give up.

Shubang: Porridge......

Porridge: So you've already discussed it......

Pei Xu: Oh yes, I've heard that there is a linkage for a long time, and if you have weak willpower, you will definitely break off again...... Once ID for the doves in the rampant comrade.

Porridge:...... It's good to have you.

Hey! Wait, I'm the main character, okay!

(Pei Xu's shouting is heard.) ）

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Chang'an chapter

Zhao Rui: Welcome to Chang'an, I am your tour guide Zhao Rui.

Pei Xu: Who can you show with a stinky face early in the morning? (Hide the back of the Akira)

Yun Zhao: You get up. Zhao Rui, it's been a long time.

Zhao Rui: Hello, it's been a long time.

Pei Xu: The atmosphere is a little wrong.

Yun Zhao: It's really old-fashioned, sanctimonious.

Zhao Rui: That's how I am, but you, why are you dressed like this?

Wan Zhao: Please, come out to play, wear everything the same.

Pei Xu: He thinks that you are out of place with the outside world when you play cosplay.

Porridge: Oh, you're all here, I'm late. But I'll buy you ice water.

Pei Xu: I want to drink Pepsi.

Wan Zhao: Think about your tooth decay, and the last time you had your tooth extracted, you cried more fiercely than a child.

Pei Xu: ...... Okay, ice water is ice water.

Zhao Rui: Do you think it's interesting to show in front of me?

Porridge: I'm just here to shoot a special, isn't it good to walk around the city?

Zhao Rui: Faint to death, you guys are really boring.

Pei Xu: Please, you're a tour guide, so you can't say something that people can listen to?

Porridge: Shut up, come and introduce, don't waste your time and mine.

Zhao Rui: The eight scenic spots of Chang'an are Huayue cactus, Lishan Evening Zhao, Baliu Wind and Snow, Qujiang Liuyin, Yanta Morning Bell, Xianyang Gudu, Caotang Smoke, and Taibai Snow.

There is a poem as proof:

Huayue cactus looks at Kunhan, and the morning bell of the wild goose tower rings in the south of the city.

Lishan shines in the evening and covers the Qindi, and the Qujiang River flows around Chang'an.

The willow wind and snow are warm in three springs, and the snow is too white and cold in June.

The smoke of the grass hall is closely connected, and Xianyang has been crossing for thousands of years.

Porridge: I've only been to the first four places, and I haven't seen the last four yet.

Zhao Rui: You are a dead fat house, even if you read it all, you can't write a good article.

Porridge: I admit it.

Pei Xu: I haven't even been to the Forest of Steles, alas, I really can't help you.

Gruel: I'm just, I just don't know the way.

Pei Xu & Zhao Rui & Yun Zhao: You can ask.

Porridge: At this time, you are the most united. But let's not look at the eight scenes, let's go to Daming Palace to see.

Zhao Rui: Daming Palace is now a heritage park, in other words, you can't even find the ruins of the broken well.

Porridge: The palace has made soil, the rise and fall, it's still pretty good to ride a bicycle there.

Pei Xu: Don't expect us to take you. Find your own battery car.

Porridge: It turns out that I can't ride a bicycle, but word has spread.

Wan Zhao: Of course, we all know your level very well.

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Looking at the people who were sitting, Porridge apologized: "I'll continue to mess in, okay, I'm lazy again." ”

Pei Xu muttered, "You already have a lazy worm, a pope, and a sleeping god...... Wait and so on, oh, there is no 10,000-year-old ace pigeon to justify the name. ”

Yang Subai's eyes: "You owe it." ”

"By the way, the theater of the protagonists, why did you come here?" Pei Xu was surprised.

Yang Su complained weakly: "That's because I'm also the protagonist." ”

"And the attendance rate is higher than mine." Zhao Rui sneered.

Porridge nodded, "Yes, Yang Su is about to become the second male." ”

Pei Xu was speechless for a long time.

"Hey, by the way, uh, what's the theme of this episode of the Little Theater?"

Pei Xu said: "The small theater has a theme? Porridge your brain doesn't have watts. ”

"No, uh, there should still be a theme." Yang Su supported his forehead.

Zhao Rui said: "I apply to evacuate the theater without a heroine." ”

"Huh? Do you want me to kill you with one hit? ”

Yang Su mended the knife, "Anyway, you are abandoning the literary party, and you give up every day." The advent of theater is a time for us to survive. No, it's a chance to give you a change. ”

Porridge smiled awkwardly, "It's so sad." ”

Pei Xu said: "Anyway, I really want to see Han Pei, although I don't know how old I am older than me." ”

"I guess he's sure to say: emm won't be there for him." Zhao Rui said.

"Hmm, do you believe in ghosts? Maybe in the middle of the night, you can see him. "Porridge is mysterious.

"Poof, I'm so scared."

Yang Su couldn't bear to look directly at him and said, "Well, Pei Sheren, you can say a few words." ”

Zhao Rui changed the topic: "Ahem, I said, we might as well discuss the future development of the plot." ”

"What? You're going to blatantly spoil the rhythm, porridge, hurry, hurry up and punish him. ”

Yang Su patted him, "Shut your stinky mouth." ”

Porridge squinted: "Pei Xu, you were pulled out by the big one in my at that time, do you think you are really a big man?" ”

"Uh, okay, I was wrong, porridge spare."

The door to the live broadcast room opened.

"I didn't expect Lichun to be so lively, Kwan, let's have a good time."

"Here we are."

"You, you, you." Pei Xu unconsciously stepped back a few meters, "Stay away from me." ”

Guan Yuan smiled: "Oh, I remembered, I made toast." ”

Yang Su was surprised, who could make him scare like this? "Who are you?"

"Guan Yuan and He Shubang."

"Ah, hello."

Guan Yuan smiled and handed it to him, "Let's eat toast." ”

Yang Su tasted it, "It's delicious!" ”

"You'll appreciate, unlike some people." Shubang looked sideways at Pei Xu.

Shadow also came to join in the fun, "Uh, the linkage of half a lifetime, it's really lively." ”

"Ah, you forgot to buy you a gift after your birthday." Porridge fainted from crying.

Shadow smiled, "It's okay, why don't you give me your ink, I'm quite interested in it." ”

"Okay, I'll give you the big red."

Guan Yuan said to the shadow: "Hey, a lot of people is noisy, brother, you look pretty good." And it feels like it's quite similar to Shubang in temperament. ”

Ying wore a mask, and Guan Yuan actually said what he looked like.

"Hey, I don't know what it looks like, but I feel a little lost." Shubon said.

"The reason is that you ask the porridge, he made it."

Zhao Rui protested: "Ahem, ahem, you ignored me......"

Porridge said: "Probably you are the second male who has the least sense of existence, it's really not good, I, I may promote Yang Su to the second male lead." ”

Yang Suxing's eyes, "Really? ”

“WTF？” Zhao Rui's heart had collapsed.

"It must be fake. Yang Dianshu, not the prince Yang Su, it seems that you should do your homework more. It's useless to just read, and I don't understand the world. Pei Xu patted him on the shoulder.

In the crowd, the shadow of the indiscriminate had disappeared without a trace.

Guan Yuan said: "Hey, that guy disappeared, I think the live broadcast room is too boring." ”

"It's boring, and so are the books." Shubang was powerless to complain.

Porridge frowned: "You can't say that, right?" ”

"Ahem, then I'll complain."

"Huh? You are crazy? Don't you know that the author and the book are inviolable? Pei Xu said.

Porridge smiled: "You say, don't listen to the barking of dogs." ”

Pei Xu black line.

"First of all, you have laid so much foreshadowing, why did the person who painted Dai disappear all of a sudden?"

Special move: Book friends complain about magic skills.

Damage: 100,000 points

"Uh, this, sorry I got some internal injuries." Porridge is fragmented.

Pei Xu smiled: "I'll say it for him, because he is Kawen every day." One's literary talent is at an ebb! ”

Zhao Rui also said: "It's better to say that the plot he is making up now leads to Gu not caring about the end." It's a mess without an outline, without a beginning, with a snakehead and a snake's tail. ”

"Indeed, this is my failure. Of course, there is also a taste of foreshadowing, but, because there are no spoilers, so hahaha, I won't explain. ”

Yang Su's black line: "Who is the painting Dai?" ”

"Well, you don't know. Because you didn't show up then. ”

Shu Bang complained: "You have abandoned us, and you are still laughing at the wool." ”

"Ahem, continue my skills. Hydrology, your text is getting more and more watery, and the water has already caused us to be outraged. ”

Guan Yuan hits spell damage: Bad review.

Damage: 1,000,000 points

"Poof, I'm going. I can't object to it, admit defeat and admit defeat. I'm bleeding. "Porridge spurts blood.

Zhao Rui took out his mobile phone: "Forget it, come and take the king?" We're all V8 kids. ”

"You have money, but my money can't afford to fill it up." Yang Su raised his hands and surrendered, and he didn't spend any money on it.

Porridge smiled: "Okay, I'm also V8, come on, I'll give my natal Wuling Immortal Monarch - Zhuge Liang, what are you going to do?" ”

Guan Yuan and Shu Bang said: "Five blacks can't be ...... Really, neither of us plays Kings. We played Resident Evil 7, just got down, come on? ”

Porridge, who had just tried Resident Evil a few days ago, surrendered: "I'm not coming. It's scary. ”

Pei Xu ate a betel nut, "The whole article is a domestic violence game, it's really boring, it's better to kneel on the washboard." ”

"Oh, oh, I just happened to write about the brocade book yesterday." He said naively.

"Porridge," Yang Su wiped his neck.

Zhao Rui's face was cloudy.

Pei Xu turned over like a salted fish, "Hahahaha, let him feel uncomfortable for a while." Anyway, it's normal to insert two knives for the boss for the sister. ”

Zhao Rui rolled his eyes: "Can you be quieter." ”

"Hahaha," Pei Xu laughed to death, "I'm sorry, I can't." ”

Porridge also smiled: "The worst male second." ”

Yang Sushen mended the knife: "Yes, I haven't seen the heroine in 130,000 words." ”

"We're just slashing each other." Shu Bang laughed.

"The knife is deadly." Guan Yuan said.

Porridge said: "This author has made a rule. ”

"You can't make up the knife, but you can make it black." Guan Yuan said with a smile.

Porridge said sadly: "That's right. ”

Pei Xu smiled: "Yo, the demons are dancing." ”

"Ahem, the theme of this issue is empty. Over.” Zhao Rui said.

Porridge said, "No, I was going to celebrate someone's birthday, but I ran away before I was halfway through, alas, it's a bad luck." ”

"No, I tried the ink."

Shadow suddenly appeared.

"Uh, what a sudden!"

"Your birthday is Lichun?"

Ying smiled: "No, because I forgot to write porridge, I made up for my birthday." ”

"That's why Chef Ben needs to step in."

Guan Yuan pushed the cake over, "The cake with chocolate tastes quite good." ”

Okay, the accident in the final live broadcast room is...... Eating cake forgot to say goodbye.

See you or leave you!

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——— "Are you awake?" ”

Who's talking? Wan Zhao looked around in surprise, who was talking?

"It's good to wake up."

A dark shadow suddenly appeared in front of her.

"You, who are you?" Wan Zhao was so frightened by him that his legs went weak and his breath was short, but he still tried to stay calm.

When he got closer, he saw that he was wearing a hideous mask, completely covering his face. Dressed in a black robe. But the exposed hands and neck, the skin is very fair.

"You don't need to know me, you just need to know that I'm the one who raised you back."

The voice is pleasant, and the words spoken are not heartless.

"What?"

The one who brought her back to life!

Wan Zhao's eyes widened, "You, how did you do it?" ”

"Tampered with your life." He said.

"Huh? Why did you tamper with mine? The fox squinted suspiciously.

Ying said: "Because even if there is only a little bit of blood, I will not admit that I am wrong." Even if it's just a little bit left. ”

"Huh? Are you, are you? "It seems that Kanzhao has guessed something." Then why did you change my life? ”

Shadow said in a low voice, "I see a familiar shadow in you. ”

Pei Xu just got in.

"Wait, don't go."

Pei Xu smiled and said, "Hey, buddy, stay here." ”

Shadow glanced at him, "You? Do you deserve to keep me? ”

Pei Xu sneered: "What do you mean? ”

Shadow turned around and left, "I don't mean anything, a distinguished guest invited me." I'm looking for him. ”

Pei Xuru was pierced by him.

Porridge scratched his head, "What, I'm sorry to keep you waiting." ”

"It's okay, an old friend for a few years, you don't have to pay for it." Shadow said.

Pei Xu asked, "Oh, do you know?" ”

"Yes." Shadow replied coldly.

"What kind of eyes are you? He's someone you know, but Ri should have died before you even showed up. Hey, no, I'll see if I can give you a life. Porridge hurriedly flipped through the document and looked up his life and death book.

Zhao Rui smiled: "His ability is indeed several times stronger than yours, even if he dies, you are not worthy of lifting his shoes." ”

He was a dignified leader, and he also gave a black shadow a shoe, and he was not happy to do it upside down.

"Uh," Pei Xu rolled his eyes. "What do you mean? Look down on me? ”

Porridge thoughtfully: "Life should be a hero, and death should be a ghost." Probably a powerful person is still powerful even if he goes to the Netherworld. ”

"You're exalting me too much, I'm just, just a person who suffers in the underworld." Shadow bowed his head.

Yun Zhao asked again: "Suffer?" What crime was committed? ”

"Going against the way of heaven, the main thing is this." He added: "There are all kinds of crimes, big and small, and you have to wait for the expiration of the 500-year period before you can leave." ”

How many sins have been committed.

Pei Xu's black line: "It's good to be reincarnated as a human." ”

"To leave is to become a lonely ghost. I will never be reincarnated as a human being. Shadow said coldly.

Yun Zhao exclaimed: "It's too sad. Porridge, can you change his life? ”

"I'm sorry, but that's what I want to do." Porridge subconsciously took three steps back, avoiding the anger of everyone.

Everyone shouted, "You can get out." ”

"Alas, in fact, it is also my choice, and I don't need to continue to walk in the world for a few more times."

Without further ado, this is Shadow.

Yun Zhao smiled: "But with the character of the 10,000-year-old pigeon king porridge, it seems unlikely that he will be able to fill the hole." ”

"Miss, please don't complain about me." Porridge wipes sweat.

Pei Xu patted his shoulder, "Oh, suddenly such a gentleman, you are plotting against you." ”

Porridge took out the computer and smashed him, "Hey, you don't want to die in the next chapter, just shut up." ”

“Wait！ I was wrong, I was wrong. Pei Xu hurriedly said, "I apologize to my eldest brother." ”

"No, you don't."

Zhao Rui frowned: "You should be Han Zhen's relative." It's nothing but dead characters. ”

"That's a good guess, but Han Zhen and I are not immediate family members." Shadow replied quietly.

Pei Xu asked: "What?" So who are you? It seems that there is only Han Xun in the relationship table. ”

Shadow takes off her mask, revealing a beautiful face and a smile. "I'm not Han Xun. Actually, I'm not a member of the Han family, but we have a deep relationship. ”

Zhao Rui asked, "Hey, you shouldn't be a guardian spirit, right?" I've heard that there is a kind of witchcraft that can summon spirit messengers. ”

"Heh, you're right." Porridge laughed.

"I did hear that there is a powerful Fang Shi staying in the Han Mansion." Zhao Rui continued to ask.

Shadow felt bored and wanted to go out, "You can guess obediently, you can't guess either." Also, I don't know how to tell fortunes. ”

"And who is he?"

"Don't go, ah, I seem to have forgotten to include you." Porridge said awkwardly.

Ying smiled: "Don't worry, with or without me, I'm here." ”

Yun Zhao rolled his eyes: "It's clear that you forcibly did it later...... Whoever writes now, you are a fool to us. ”

Porridge wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Don't spoil it, Miss." ”

"Pretend to be a gentleman, you hypocrite." Pei Xu attacked the author by the way.

Porridge broken thoughts, "The author's magic skill, the right to write death." I'm the author, I'll send you to the west in one second, and at the end of the whole play, I can open a new pit. ”

"I'm sorry." Pei Xu has hair on his back.

"Pei family boy, be careful when you talk and do things in the future. I'm a shadow everywhere. Be careful that I look for you in the middle of the night. Shadow smiled.

Pei Xu pouted, "You all bullied me." ”

"Alas, hurry up and apologize to porridge. It's really written to you with one stroke, and the whole drama is over. Wan Zhao persuaded.

"Alas, how can I remain upright under power?" Pei Xu cried and mourned.

Porridge bared his teeth, "Hahaha, in fact, there is a secret technique to forcibly resurrect." ”

"There is only one consequence of forcibly resurrecting, and those who become neither human nor ghost, such as me." The shadow is also white-eyed.

Porridge complained: "What's wrong with you today, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to roll your eyes back?" ”

"Alas, I want the protagonist aura! Ask for porridge for me. Pei Xu said.

"Protagonist aura?" Porridge black line, "This thing doesn't seem to work very well in my plot of nine twists and eighteen bends." ”

Pei Xu muttered: "At least there is an aperture!" Unlike me, the protagonist who has no sense of existence, he is still a fifth-grade official, and he is still 108,000 miles away from being promoted. ”

"Hey, it turns out that you want to be promoted." Porridge pushed his glasses, "Yes, but is your level enough?" ”

Poke in the heart!

Pei Xu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, "Goodbye, I will never participate in the small theater in the future." "I thought I could spend a little more time with the jade slave, but there were still two light bulbs there." ”

Zhao Rui squinted: "Light bulb? Don't forget, she is the woman who is going to be elected to the East Palace. ”

"Ahem, wake up, in the latest issue, Pei Sheren has given up sending her to the palace." Porridge reminder.

"You, you big rice! Why is it always me who gets hurt. ”

Subsequently, a very long, long paragraph, how long it was, Yun Zhao didn't know, anyway, it was a big quarrel. "Don't make any noise, the shadow is gone."

They hurriedly looked for someone, and only Porridge knew that he must be on the rooftop.

Shadow looks at the city in the dark of night.

"Shadow," Porridge called him, "it's almost New Year." ”

Shadow put back on her mask, "yes, it's a family reunion. Let's prepare for a happy time in the New Year. ”

"Happy birthday to you in advance, man." Porridge whispered in his ear.

Ying seemed to be smiling: "It's a good friend, and I remember my birthday." ”

"There's no moon." Porridge said.

He said, "It's good to blow the wind. ”

"Well, that's good."

Pei Xu smiled: "So you are here." ”

Zhao Rui said: "The scenery here is beautiful, isn't it? ”

"Great place to take pictures." Yun Zhao proposed: "Let's take a photo, it's a New Year's souvenir." ”

"Hee-hee, selfie stick."

Pei Xu took out a selfie stick and a camera.

"Click!"

Great photos, but missing a person.

"The shadow is gone!"

But it's okay, he's everywhere anyway. Keep it in your heart, and it's in your photos.

"Don't worry, even so, I'll see you in the future."

Porridge pursed her lips secretly.

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