Chapter 590: Promise is Fart

Li Chunyan was stunned for an instant, and after relieving for a long time, she said in great confusion

"You wait! Please figure it out, it's your shutdown for no reason, how can I listen to what you mean, and it's my head to blame! When you turned off the phone, did I give my consent? Who gave you the right to talk to me so presumptuously, don't talk nonsense, what are you doing during this time of shutdown! ”

Wang Jinbao couldn't help but laugh, still expressionless, and said coldly

"Excuse me, if you straighten your tongue, may I ask if your mouth is full of squirting, there is more nonsense than, or am I babbling here, entangled! May I ask what I call off my phone for no reason, may I ask me thousands of miles away, come to Inner Mongolia to run into the desert is special, write you a text message to make you happy? Please wake up, don't talk about three pieces of A4 paper, this donkey face is a bit small, and there is not so much face at present, even if you open a paper mill and wrap your face in paper, it will be so big! I can only regret to send you four words to daydream! May I ask if you have anything serious to do except bully people all day long! Don't you know the nature of our work, that is stepping on the flame mountain with one foot, stepping on the atomic bomb with the other, that is earning money with your life, and the unit clearly stipulates that mobile phones are not allowed to be used in the production area, do you want me to die? If you don't want to be friends with me, you don't have to! Are you a mobile company? But even if you are a mobile company, you are only responsible for the arrears and shutdown, and you can't care about me turning on and off? It's a bit wide, isn't it? Haven't you heard that the more things you manage, the easier it is to get old? Aren't you afraid that before you reach the age of thirty, your face will be furrowed and turned into a yellow-faced woman, and you won't be able to get married, and you will become a leftover girl and your parents will die of sorrow? After all, texting is all about! I don't have that much time to spare, so I'm here to practice my kung fu with you! ”

Li Chunyan was completely stunned by Wang Jinbao's abnormal performance, her eyes blinked, and after thinking about what she had just said, she filtered it again, and found that it was more vexatious before, there was no difference, what was the problem, but this guy is currently going crazy, if he continues to be so tough, there is only one result, that is, a big fight, in this way, the phone call during the day will be completely in vain, and it will also give himself a stomach of anger, no matter what it is, it is worth it, so I remembered a sentence, Only a girl who is as tender as water can still live in the ocean of happiness, if a girl like an iceberg can only live in a little temperature purgatory, so she rolled her eyes and said in a very small voice

"Don't you know that people are timid? Why are you so fierce, it seems that people have eaten you! Have you not heard that he who does not know is not guilty? Since you entered the station to work, you didn't say a word to me in advance! People aren't worried about your safety? As for such yelling? ”

Wang Jinbao's heart melted instantly when he heard this, and he wanted to smile, even if this matter is over, but the easier it is to get something, the easier it is to lose, and it must be treated well today, this girl has nothing to do with calling to talk about things, so she continued to say with a straight face

"That's it! I stood in the sandstorm for a whole afternoon, and I haven't eaten a mouthful of hot food until now, do you have a heart! You tell the hell right now! Tossing all day late, is it still alive? ”

Li Chunyan was completely panicked when she heard this, thinking that this guy seemed to be really angry, he must be tired from work, otherwise this situation would not have happened, and it was best not to provoke it at present, otherwise there would definitely be no good fruit to eat, so he hurriedly said with some grievances

"I'm sorry! People don't know that it's already dark and you haven't eaten yet! Besides, you don't mean that you copy the flow meter every two hours, then report every eight hours, and sleep the rest of the time! How did I know you would be so tired at work! In this case, you should eat first, in case you are hungry and have stomach problems, what should you do? ”

Wang Jinbao didn't mention how happy he was at this time, he wanted to bully Li Chunyan for a while, so he gave him a sentence directly, okay! Please don't pretend anymore, I don't have stomach problems, so who will the stomach cure manufacturers sell the medicine to, what should I do here, don't bother me here, but as the saying goes, if you see it, you can take it, so he sighed and said helplessly

"You babble endlessly, how do I eat! How many mouths do I have? Haven't you ever taken a biology class? But even if you haven't studied, you should learn to speak from the beginning, and you should also learn from the mouth! Nose! Eyes teach! All right! It's okay to talk to you here! ”

Wang Jinbao hurriedly hung up the phone after speaking, thinking that it seemed that it was a good choice to attack it unprepared, how could he suddenly become so smart, three times five divided by two, and directly light a cigarette, because the prefabricated house was not big, and he went out to work in the afternoon, and he was washing his feet inside, and there was a master who did not smoke, every time someone smoked inside, although he didn't say it, he deliberately coughed twice, and the whole thief was uncomfortable, so he came to the door, walked on the road in front of the station, and waited for everyone to sleep. After copying the flow meter, I went in again, so I turned around for about ten or twenty minutes, and I felt that it was too cold, and when I was about to go in, I didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come

"Husband, have you eaten enough? This will make you feel better, right? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly when he saw this, and pretended to be angry and gave a reply

"I don't eat full, you think I'm nervous! Don't beat around the bush here and just talk about the results! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan almost replied in seconds, and came directly

"Looks like I'm in a good mood! But I'm not sleepy, when are you going to text me! I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for! Husband! As long as you send me a text message, I promise not to bully you again! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled helplessly when he saw this, thinking that although you said this, my ears were about to grow calloused, but there is only one dog that doesn't eat shit, and that is the roaring dog, but unfortunately it's just a beautiful mythical story, and there is no way to verify whether to eat shit or not, but I see one thing in you, that is, the promise is a fart, and the action is practical, but there is no need to mess with this little girl at night, so I reluctantly replied

"It's a good mood, it's a pity it's your delusion! Hurry up and go to bed! Don't make any more fuss! ”

Wang Jinbao thought that he had dispelled the idea of this little girl, but he called the phone directly, he took it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, and wanted to pick it up, if this little girl was soft and hard, he might not be able to sleep at night, so he thought about it and hung up the phone and replied with a text message

"Do you want to die? My colleagues they all slept! I'll talk about it tomorrow! ”