Chapter 28: Celeste and Ahri [First Update]

"Why don't you fight?"

Seeing Wei stop, Ahri deliberately yawned and said jokingly.

"I'm giving Ivan face, otherwise, huh!"

Wei glanced at the "Thor's Hammer", which had not been damaged in the slightest, and shouted unconvincedly.

"It's like you can do anything with that hammer!"

As a "nine-tailed demon fox" who manipulates people's hearts, Ahri's vision is much stronger than Wei's, she can see that Wei has nothing to do with that hammer for the time being, which is also a manifestation of the limitations of boxing masters.

"You ......"

Wei glared at the "fox tail" on the other side, and angrily defended: "It has been hit hard, wait and see, after a while, even a girl with a little more strength can crush it with one hand!"

"Oh-"

Ahri stretched out the end and swayed to the hammer.

Suddenly, she seemed to have discovered some strange scene, the small broken steps retreated, the nine tails dancing behind her closed into one, the left hand was on her chest, the right hand pointed to the hammer, and then turned her forehead, her big watery eyes were staring at Wei with surprise, and she shouted in a milky voice: "It's really injured inside, look, the hammer is vomiting blood!"

“......”

Wei looked at the pompous Ahri, grinding her teeth without saying a word, and secretly said a cruel thing in her heart: "You little girl had better come in another entity, otherwise I will pull out all the hairs on your nine tails one by one, so that they can be stepped on smoother than Cassiopeia's tail!"

"Hahaha-"

Seeing that Wei was speechless, Ahri regained her former style and laughed proudly.

Also my tail is shedding?

The old lady is so angry that you lose your hair!

"You wait for me......"

"Tut-tut-"

Glancing at Wei who was squeezing words out between his teeth, Ahri's cherry-like red lips pursed slightly, making a few reverie-inducing movements.

"You...... Do you only use your mouth?"

Ahri took two steps closer, panting and asking, his face flushed and his body soft, as if he was about to fall to the ground at any moment.

The gorgeous dress was so annoying in the swaying that people wanted to rush up and tear apart the pickled things that affected her demeanor.

The flames burned in his chest, but Ke Wei's eyes were only blurred for a moment before they regained their clarity.

Regardless of gender, most people will lose their temper because of this, and even unknowingly be hooked by the "Nine-Tailed Demon Fox", but Wei is not among them, not only was she not attracted, but she was still thinking about how to give her a punch.

However, without the other party's consent, she can't reach Ahri in the form of an avatar, unless she has the strength of Sindra's ability to break the limits of the system for a short time, but unfortunately, she can't do that.

"Your mother Wei has a lot of means, just your kind of prodigal (anti-peace) goods, you will have to die of dehydration in five minutes!"

If you can't do it, you won't do it, when it comes to scolding your mother, Wei, who grew up in the black street, has never served anyone since she was a child!

"Then try it, I'...... Can't wait!"

The slender hand wrapped around the collarbone, and Ahri gave the other party a provocative look: "Who wouldn't just say it?"

"Haven't you heard that sentence?" In the blink of an eye, Ahri, who was restrained and restrained, deliberately lowered his voice slightly, pretending to be someone and said: "Preaching is useless, broken bones are the best textbooks!"

"Come," the toughness turned into a clear height, his waist swayed, and his soul was swaying: "Show your roughness, I like the way you are tyrannical to me!"

"Boom-"

Before the seductive end of Ahri's words ended, it was drowned out by a loud roar.

The arrogant heavy fist smashed into the "Nine-Tailed Demon Fox", but it passed through her empty, hit the pit wall behind her, and ploughed out a long ravine into the distance!

As an expert in "playing with people's hearts", Ahri provoked Wei's anger with great ease.

For the "Picheng Law Officer", if you rank the guy who makes her the most unhappy, Aloy is definitely at the top.

During the long career of Valoran's continental travel (blind) (waves), Miss Xiuwei, who is kind to others, has encountered all kinds of unreasonable things more than once, and even with Piltover, she often welcomes the "visits" of her various "friends".

"Radiant Girl" Lux came to Piltover to block her;

"Dragon's Blood Warrior Queen" Shivana came to Piltover to block her;

"Sorcering Queen" LeBlanc;

Nedri, "The Wild Huntress";

Sitting on the edge of the cliff meditating, he was "Wuji Sword Saint" Yi, who wanted to pat his shoulder and ask for directions, but he accidentally pushed down Da Wei;

Turns into a squid and sleeps at the bottom of the sea, but is taken by the angry Wei who dives to the bottom of the sea as the Pike who plays with his big bait fish;

Staying in the ancestral valley to cultivate through deep sleep, after a short awakening, she just saw Wei returning with a full load, holding the "crystal pioneer" Skarna, who she regarded as a large condensation gem and planned to take it back to Catherine as a gift;

......

Among these people, the most resentful is the "sea beast sacrifice" Aloy, who gathered the tide of the sea, demanded an explanation from Piltover on top of the suspended city, and finally forced Jace to come forward.

She just hugged an ugly statue and took a photo, and she didn't write anything in the temple "Come here", as for being so imposing?

Looking at Master Yi, she was pushed off the cliff by mistake just to ask the reason, and after solving the puzzle, he left "satisfied".

Look at Skarna, there is no one like her!

The aggrieved Wei felt that this was completely because the other party was jealous of his beauty, and the gods sent down an edict, look at the god you believe, the tentacles all over his body look like the mop of the night vacuum cleaner!

And Aloy!

What kind of people believe in what kind of gods, look at you like that, just like Urgat Qiang (anti-peace) raped Mondo and found Trandel to conceive (anti-peace)!

......

In short, if there is any hero's name that can provoke the anger of the swaggering Miss Wei in an instant, it must be Aloy, and even Jinx has to be in the back row.

"Oops, I didn't hit it!"

Ahri patted his chest, pretending to look like he would live for the rest of his life.

"Eh, that's right," she approached Wei, and in a blink of an eye, she changed into a teardropping cry, "Will I also have internal injuries? Will I die soon?"

"Yes!"

Knowing that there was nothing to do with the other party, Wei Qi replied: "Soon, you will involuntarily want to pluck the hair on your tail and ears, and then pluck your hair after plucking the hair!"

After saying that, Wei, who didn't want to pay attention to the other party anymore, was about to turn around and leave, but his eyes caught a glimpse of the culprit who caused everything.

"Drink—phew—"

Wei stepped forward, kicked at the "Thor's Hammer" twice and spat a few times, pointed at it and said fiercely: "In a few days, this will be changed to a public toilet!