Small Theatre Survival in the Wilderness
When you see the chapters of this style of painting, you should think that Porridge is lazy again!
Porridge: "Ahem, ahem, yes, I'm just lazy, ahem, it's so hard to update every day!" Recently, I have been dizzy, and it looks like my brain is about to explode. β
THE SIGHT OF BOW BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD FLASHED HERE.
Flutter off those scary places, "It's a little crazy!" β
But the last time they played the 21 o'clock fission when it was dark, please close your eyes (it doesn't matter what it's called a big pineapple or the fission of the earth), uh, so what happened to the end?
-- In memory --
Guan Yuan said: "Uh, why hasn't the food I ordered been served yet?" β
The crowd asked, "Uh, your dish?" β
"Yes, when I entered the room, I asked for a plate of filet mignon, why didn't anyone deliver it at this time?"
Pei Xu said: "Believe me, they definitely didn't take you as a boss seriously." β
Guan Yuan was ready to deduct his salary, "Okay, the end of snubbing the guest (actually the boss) is very miserable, please remember." β
"Wait! I suddenly remembered that the foreman hadn't delivered me the ice cream I wanted! Yang Su said.
Zhao Rui was surprised and asked, "Hey, when did you order wine?" β
"I'm going to ask for it when I come, but you don't see it."
-- Rewind the clock by another three hours --
"Why don't they take me to dinner? Why? β
Yang Su had already walked in, but he was afraid that the group of ungrateful guys would see it, so he was ready to sneak away. Unfortunately, the foreman saw that he was behaving differently and stopped him.
The foreman squinted and smiled, "What does the gentleman want?" β
This kind of smiling expression! And squinting!
Yang Su broke out in a cold sweat, why are they all people like Guan Yuan!?
"What does the gentleman want?"
The foreman approached, as if he would be blasted out by the bodyguards if he didn't click.
Yang Su stammered, "Come on, come on," he glanced at the red wine on the shelf, and had a flash of inspiration, "Just come to the red bar, the cheapest kind." β
"It's 599 in total."
A stab in the heart!
ββWelcome backββ
"Why is the wine you sell so expensive?"
Yang Su felt sorry for his money, and he was all taken away by Guan Yuan for his appearance fee.
Guan Yuan was speechless, "Uh, why didn't you say it earlier?" There is a lot of red wine in the store, so you can take it if you want to drink it. β
He wiped his sweat, "Thankfully, I haven't paid yet." β
"Of course, you have to pay for this money yourself, I don't invite guests, especially not wine." Guan Yuan smiled evilly.
Pei Xu said: "Isn't that card with you?" Just swipe the card. β
"Uh, don't you know? It's just past 0:00. Shubang pointed to his watch.
"Oh my God! I finally spent the money of porridge for dinner, but as a result, we were still overdue. Alas, the money for this meal, had to, had to,"
Everyone said in unison, "I have to spend his money!" β
The waiter came in, "What do you want to do?" β
"I haven't got what I want yet, huh, wait, are you new here?"
He nodded, "yes, I just arrived, uh, you seem to be a little familiar...... Looks, kind of like the boss. β
"I'm the boss, okay......"
"I'm sorry!"
The waiter smiled with a little embarrassment, "Uh, that, that boss I was wrong!" β
Guan Yuan put on a standard smile, "It's okay, what we want." β
"Well, I just told the bakery that I wanted to deliver something to him...... I'm so sorry, this ......."
Zhao Rui smiled: "Why don't we go to the other side and have a look, what if it's an acquaintance?" β
I have nothing to do in the middle of the night to come to them to catch up, there must be a problem!
"Knock"
"Please come in."
Why is this sound surprisingly familiar?
Yang Su regretted knocking on the door and pushed the door with luck.
"Yo he, good evening."
Just know it's him!
"Porridge, it's really you!"
"yes, it's me, I've been here for a long time." There was mystery in Porridge's smile.
Pei Xu suddenly felt bad, "Why are you here for this?" β
"Cut, don't you know? Yesterday at 22 o'clock, there was a show to record! "The porridge is on fire.
Shubon asked, "No, didn't you want us to play a weird game here?" β
"What kind of game? I haven't heard of any games that I want you to play! But yesterday there was a mysterious announcement for you. The honorarium is good, but the price is a little bigger. Anyway, I earn my money, you guys, hehe, of course you have to work. β
Shu Bang resisted: "It can't be like this! Squeeze the surplus value! β
Pei Xu rolled his eyes, "Heh, he hasn't squeezed it when has he." β
"That's not necessarily, when you finish participating in this wilderness survival activity, I'll give you a vacation."
Survival in the wilderness is actually a survival game.
"Hey, I thought it was a big game. Isn't it just cooking a few meals in the wild? This one seems pretty simple. Pei Xu said.
"You'd better not say that, I think nine times out of ten it's a vulgar little game he's playing with us to entertain himself." Yang Su said lightly.
"Ahem, this game is a real survival game. Dead by Daylight Edition Survival in the Wild! β
"Uh, the last time you played Resident Evil, you were scared into that kind of ghost, and you still play Dead by Daylight, aren't you afraid that your little heart can't stand it?" Zhao Rui said.
Porridge glared at him, then smiled treacherously, "I forgot to mention this game, and give it a gun." And there are butchers, there are evil spirits, and there are some harassing ghosts. β
Guan Yuan was speechless, "How much brains did it take you to build?" Also, you'd better pay, as well as tips. β
"The money is not bad, but you, who are pampered, can you do it well? Although this game is quite cool, the physical exertion is a bit large. β
Pei Xu wiped his sweat, "Well, we are all characters, and we don't seem to have physical strength." β
"Uh, I set it for you, have you forgotten? You're the one who is out of breath when you climb the mountain. Porridge said.
"Then I'll abstain, my physical strength is not good, I'm afraid that my life will be broken on a desert island."
Porridge smiled slightly: "For the sake of your own initiative instead of the true God, I give you a natural skill, medical treatment." β
Shubon said, "Wait! Why does this mode still have a talent skill? β
Guan Yuan sneered: "Maybe the game is really boring, so we have to keep fighting monsters and upgrading." β
"If you say the game is boring, weaken it first."
"Wait, don't, it's easy to talk and discuss."
-- Back to the present --
"Alas, so that's it. Several of them were successfully tricked to a desert island, no, it was the four of them. Little Poplar couldn't walk away because of the activity, so he couldn't participate in the wilderness survival, so ah, only the four of them were left in twos and twos. The results of the draw are very interesting. It's a group of Guan Yuan and Pei Xu, these two are very interesting haha. Shu Bang and Zhao Rui are a group, a group of noble sons! Anyway, I hope you will continue to pay attention to it! β
Porridge bowed.
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