Chapter 37: Wake him up with urine
Chapter 37: Wake him up with urine
"Who's stupid?"
"Stupid—you."
"Oh! Stupid - me something. ”
"Silly - you hillbilly."
In this way, you and I said a word of each other, and you said a lip-sync talk back and forth, which made the people around laugh.
"Young Master"
The servant next to the scholar ripped off his sleeve and reminded him.
"Are you looking for death?" The white-clothed scholar roared angrily, and when he saw everyone around him laughing, he realized that he had been tricked.
"Are you looking for?"
"Go, take him to Young Master Ben, I'm going to fry him raw."
"Go, take him to Master Ben, I'm going to stew him alive."
When the other party said a word, Mao Li replied, and he couldn't help but do it when he was angry.
"Thundering Spirit"
The scholar's eyes were full of viciousness, and he used his own killer trick.
Mauriton felt a thunderbolt slash at him, and it seemed that he couldn't avoid it.
said that it was too late, it was fast, Shu Qiao grabbed the eagle next to him and threw it over, the scholar was defenseless, was smashed squarely, and the big move was interrupted before it was hit, and the thunder that split into the hair was chopped indiscriminately, and he was chopped on the outside and tender on the inside, accompanied by a few dog barks, and a burst of meat smelled fragrant.
"Hehe, I made a mistake, I won't throw you out next time." Shu Qiao looked at the smoke that was struck by the thunder, blackened, and stared at his divine eagle with resentful eyes, and said with a smile.
"Ah, I'm going to kill you." The scholar's lungs were blown up by anger.
"Wang"
The Condor was extremely depressed, and the stupid man around him was still screaming, and he bit his buttocks in one bite, and he bit it firmly, and everyone who watched it was terrified, how painful it would be if it was bitten on his body.
The scholar was about to be stunned, he stepped on dog shit when he went out today, and he was bitten by a dog when he met a fool - not to say, and was bitten by a dog, he came back and pulled his hand, and pulled the ears of the Condor to pull him down, but the Condor bit too hard, he didn't dare to pull too hard, every time he pulled it, it would drive the meat on his buttocks, and he squeaked his teeth in pain.
"Groove"
Just as he was concentrating on the Condor on his buttocks, he was suddenly hit on the back of the head, and he fainted with a scream, and his servant had already run away when he saw this.
"The strength is high, and it is not knocked." Mauri said as he held a wooden stick in his hand and waved it.
"How is this handled?" The Condor looked at the scholar lying on the ground and said excitedly.
"Hey the dog, I've rewarded you, drag it aside." Mauri said.
"Wang, hey, uncle, I haven't settled the account just now, I can block it for you."
"That's right, so I'm rewarding you, don't be too excited." Maori said with an expression of "I understand you".
"Don't regret it, his whole body is a treasure, don't talk about anything else, his clothes are all treasures, this is made of silk spit by the cold yin silkworm, but it is not invaded." The eagle's eyes glowed green, and he sent a lazi, picking up the scholar's clothes as he spoke.
"What, baby, go aside." As Mao Li spoke, he pulled the Condor aside, grabbed a pair and kept looking at it.
"Wang, didn't you say that you rewarded me, do you still want to have a face?" The Condor was dissatisfied, and after speaking, he went to take off the scholar's pants again.
"I just said something, I don't remember what I said." Maori's motto is to be thick-skinned, the most useful to travel all over the world, and his hands are constantly pulling on the scholars.
After a while, the scholar was stripped of only a pair of underwear, and both clothes and jewelry were all stripped of by Maoli.
Shu Qiao looked at a person and a dog snatching the "baby" there, touched his forehead, and turned away, looking like he didn't know them.
"Isn't this the Li family, how did you become like this?" Someone next to him said that he might have just come over, and he didn't see what happened before, and he saw the scholar on the ground and asked.
"Which Li family?" Someone on the side asked him.
"You're talking about the Li family in the caves?" Another said.
"That's right, it's the pure Yin Soul Root Li family, who made him like this."
"The whole family is a pure Yin Soul Root body, and there was a sect of three immortals in the most glorious era, but now it has declined, and there have been no ghost immortals for many years."
"Even if it declines, it's not for others to bully at will." The man before said with a righteous face.
"It's the young man." The man next to him pointed to Maori and said.
"You have gone too far, and you have done such a shameless thing in broad daylight." The man walked up to Mao and said loudly.
Mao Li looked at this guy who came out of nowhere with a confused expression, then looked at the Condor and asked, "Who is this?" ”
The Condor shook his head and continued to fiddle with what he had snatched, but it didn't bother with him.
Seeing that the Condor didn't know, Mao Li turned his head to look at Shu Qiao and the others, and the response to him was to shake his head and say that he didn't know.
"Who are you?" Mauri looked at the man in front of him and said.
"I am a friend of Brother Li Rusheng Li, do you know that Brother Li is the eldest and youngest of the Li family in the cave, and you can know the consequences for him like this."
"You mean him, no wonder he is a treasure, the original child in everyone." Mao Li pointed to Li Rusheng, who had not woken up and was lying on the ground naked.
"You, you're bandits."
"I'm a robber, how can I rob him, I will rob you, I will rob you, I am robbing." As he spoke, Maori picked up a wooden stick and struck the man on the head, knocking him unconscious.
"Such a dish, I still want to come out to see righteousness and courage, phew, no, no, it's right to be brave when you see evil." As he spoke, he pulled at the other party's clothes.
"I said the lord of the house, don't you grab anyone, let's have a face, so many people are looking at it, you have to take care of the big beauty next to you if you don't have a face." looked at Maoli looking hungry and searching the other party's body, even Lao Luo couldn't stand it.
And Shu Qiao has already looked at the sky and the earth, I don't know the goods, so I don't lose face.
"Look at what you see, I'm looking at robbing you too." Mao Li rummaged around and didn't find a decent baby, so he looked around and said to a group of melon-eating people.
The people who eat melons are really afraid that he will come and give them a stick, so it's better to run away.
"What should I do with these two goods, just leave this alone?" The Condor put away the treasure and said to Maori.
"Wake them up with urine, tie them with a rope." Mauri said.
"Haha, I like this, I'll come." As he spoke, the Condor walked to the faces of Li Rusheng and the others, then raised one of his hind legs, and the faucet slammed into their faces, shook his body and looked comfortable, screamed, and then walked away.
The two men on the ground woke up and turned around.
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