Chapter 103: Ask for a hammer and get a hammer

"Don't dare." Liu Shuen shook his head and smiled at Shang Nian Qian'an's approaching face, "Since Nian Liu's girl calls me Liu Gongzi, isn't it a contradiction to ask this?" Your little cousin is not me, how dare I respond? ”

"It's kind of like that." Nian Qian'an pretended to "appreciate", raised his paws and shook them in front of Liu Shuen's eyes, "It's okay if you don't admit it, let's lay out the facts and reason." At the beginning of the Wanshou Palace, when the Queen Mother introduced you, she said that your parents don't care about the family and have no support, and she also said that those who know your roots in the palace and outside the palace can be counted in a slap.

Looking back now, the Queen Mother actually didn't say half a lie. You really can't be favored by the emperor, and you can't be loved and nurtured by the queen since you were a child, and the Zhou family has no children in the capital in the ancestral home of Niu Guiniu, but there are no children in the capital, not to mention the half-princes and princesses, you can indeed be regarded as a family without support.

The Queen Mother's arithmetic is no problem. Except for me, my mother and Mama Liu who were present at the time, aren't only the Queen Mother and Aunt Chen who know your roots? Counting the cronies around you, maybe you can add another Xu Shizi outside the palace, and it really can't make up a slap. First of all, it is my mother who determines that you are the secret guard. The Queen Mother and you have neither admitted nor denied it.

Come to think of it, when I talked about your identity as a secret guard, it seems that you never responded positively to it. You are familiar with the layout path in the palace, not because of your duties. The place where you took me to change my dress before was not a guard duty. The back cover room is mostly a place for people to live, and when you took me there, it wasn't lucky, I didn't bump into idle people, etc., but the real secret guard around you noticed it, and quietly touched it to clear the scene first, right? ”

As he spoke, he pressed his paw on Liu Shuen's shoulder, patted it and said, "The appearance can be changed, and the voice can also be changed." It's hard to change your body shape drastically. You haven't practiced magical exercises such as bone shrinking exercises, and you have the ability to become taller, shorter, fatter and thinner on the spot, show me? If you can do it, I'll say it all. What's more, you didn't disguise your hair to the hair, you can't fool me with this hand. ”

Although the human skin mask or something sounds terrifying, and it sounds unhealthy to change her voice or something, she hasn't seen it or used it, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist and can't be trusted, after all, the master is the truth in the world.

She was in awe and thankful that she was a hand master.

Even if you can't be as good as memorizing, you can't be wrong about what your crush and unrequited love look like.

"Sure enough, it's the devil in the details." Nian Qian'an withdrew his claw and touched his chin, and shook his other paw, "The size and texture are matched, if you can admit that I am blind." Don't forget, since I can see that your martial arts path is extraordinary, I can naturally discern the weight of your steps.

The queen mother said that the medicine in your wine and food hurts people's minds, the emperor in addition to asking the imperial doctor to give you a good life and recuperation, but also gave you a few days off without going to the six departments to watch the government, you have not rested well and disguised yourself out of the palace, just now when you came in the footsteps were slow and heavy and unsteady, I don't think I can hear anything unusual. ”

As he spoke, he plucked out his ears indecently, stared at Liu Shuen's scarred face several times, and then showed a depressed expression of "I'm so stupid", "I should have found out that there was something wrong with your scar." How can a scar be ugly like this, but the surrounding skin is intact and perfectly demarcated? Now look at your face, in addition to smiling and laughing, when you don't speak, it's really fake. ”

Liu Shuen raised his hand and touched the scar, and then he suddenly realized: it turned out that as soon as he entered the door, he was pulled by Nian Qian'an to be the size of his palm, and it was not an inexplicable move that was more targeted than his palm.

Although he didn't know much about the origin of the devil in the details, he felt that Nian Qian'an was very much like a little devil with fangs and ready to settle accounts with him.

This kind of thinking is a side that he doesn't know or have never seen.

He smiled slightly, spread out his palms and looked at it silently for a moment, raised his eyes to Nian Qian'an's gaze, and asked rhetorically: "People have similarities and similarities, and Nian Liu's sister is not enough to assert whether I am disguised or not based on her body shape and steps." Not to mention your so-called facts, it's all your speculation, just my face, if you think it's fake, you can give it a try? ”

Sounds reasonable.

It's a pity that the ancients didn't have the common sense that fingerprints and palm prints could not be the same.

Nian Qian'an had a speechless expression of "Young man, don't be dying and struggling", glanced at the corners of his mouth and hummed: "I don't have to work hard." You don't care about being bumped into by Master Kong's men, and you don't care about being curious and worried that my brother has checked your affairs in private, so you are obviously prepared and not afraid of being exposed. If you can try it out with your scarface, it's not that I'm stupid, it's that you're stupid. Don't think that if you can't tear off your mask, you can fool you. ”

Liu Shuen touched his face again when he heard this, and seemed to think that Nian Qian'an's argument was very interesting, and laughed more and more: "In the end, it's all Nian Liu's own speculation. ”

Nian Qian'an didn't hurry to laugh, and laughed weirdly, "You want to get a hammer?" I will fulfill you. ”

Liu Shuen inexplicably felt a chill in the back of his neck, "...... What does it mean to get a hammer? ”

"That's not the point." Nian Qian'an waved his hand he, and his gaze moved down to Liu Shuen's chest and abdomen, "The point is that you were drunk and disheveled that day, I can see it clearly." ”

Liu Shuen suddenly felt that his neck was even more chilling, but he couldn't help but jump, so he was not taken into the ditch by Nian Qian'an, and he didn't fall into her verbal trap, "Nian Liu's girl said that she laughed, and it was the six princes who were disheveled. Even if you are not the sixth prince, the six girls should know that they should not be indecent. ”

"It's you who took the initiative to be disheveled, and I didn't take the initiative to see it." Nian Qian'an said that you have too many plays, young man, and decisively sacrificed the real hammer, "I can see it clearly, my little cousin has a black mole on his left chest, and there is an old wound at the bottom of his right rib. If you still refuse to admit that you are the little cousin, and the little cousin is the 'Liu Shuen', then show your chest and abdomen to prove your innocence. ”

Every time she said a word, Liu Shuen felt that the part that was patrolled by her gaze was inexplicably feverish, and her face was slightly red, as if she was embarrassed and helpless, and said: "Nian Sixth Girl, the Sixth Prince has old black moles and old wounds, it doesn't mean that I also have them." What's more, I can't do it in front of the girl's family. ”

"You can't do it, I've done it for you." Nian Qian'an had a slightly reminiscent look on his face, and silently flicked his tongue and said, "Do you remember the night we were trapped in the deep stream of Sanhuai Mountain?" It's cold like that ghost at night, you shouldn't have my help, your clothes can dry so fast? I saw that you couldn't wake up and was afraid that you would catch a cold, so I helped you take off your middle coat to dry, and then helped you put it on again. ”

She said that she was absolutely selfless, purely out of good intentions, and said very righteously without shame or irritation: "I have seen all your fruits." Can you still wonder what you have in you? To be honest, I have a pretty good memory. Do you want me to perform a little bit of black mole and old wounds? ”

If it weren't for the fact that she was lustful for a while, cared about Liu Shuen's half-fruit appearance for a while, and accidentally saw Chu Yanqing's chest and abdomen with a giant real hammer that was half exposed, even if she was suspicious, she couldn't be sure that these two goods were one person at all.

At this time, the evil fire that was easy to extinguish had a tendency to emerge again, and while raising his fingers to prepare for poking people through his clothes, he hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled very threateningly, "Liu Gongzi, if you don't admit it again, I'll do it." ”

Liu Shuen, who had already been struck by thunder, opened his mouth in amazement, looking at Nian Qian'an, whose smile was evil, his face instantly turned red, and he subconsciously grabbed Nian Qian'an's finger, and reacted several times slower and exclaimed: "...... What does the fruit fruit body mean? You, you, you, you took off my middle clothes, what about the middle pants?! ”

Nian Qian'an's face was also red, pure and angry, "Your middle pants must be naturally air-dried, I haven't taken them off." No matter how shameless I am, I only have a lustful heart and no lustful guts. ”

Well?

What doesn't seem right about that?

Nian Qian'an, who was getting darker and darker, immediately shut up and spat on himself, silently snorted, twitched his fingers vigorously, and forcibly said with a straight face: "This is not the point. You can see for yourself what the fruit is. Little cousin, you can't pretend! ”

The hugely frightened "Liu Shuen" stammered when he spoke, where could he still care about acting as a pretend, the mask was only not directly shattered, Nian Qian'an moved, he also moved, firmly grasped Nian Qian'an's fingers that he tried to pull out, and simply opened his hand and wrapped it into his palm, and was shocked and ashamed to make mistakes again and again, "Lustful, lustful?" So you've liked and liked me since then? ”

So it's not a delusion, it's not that he's overhearted.

The water that made him panic was really not a simple crossing.

The sudden confession that day was not deliberately teasing him, but Nian Qian'an's sincerity, he was the son she liked.

The expression of "Willow Tree" was instantly wonderful.

Nian Qian'an's expression was very indifferent, and after finding that he couldn't break free and couldn't fight hard, he decisively sacrificed a woman's unique unique skill, secretly rubbing the palm of "Liu Shuen" and pinching it, and said arrogantly: "It was indeed tempting for you at that time." But it's already in the past, what I like is 'Liu Gongzi', not 'Six Princes'. Now, I don't like you anymore. ”

The corners of the mouth of "Liu Shuen", who was frightened again, twitched, and he didn't know whether it was pain or anger, "...... Liu Gongzi is me, and the six princes are also me, what's the difference? ”

He blurted out his confession, and his brain continued to crash.

Nian Qian'an's heart did not fluctuate, and he was even amused by the stupid appearance of "Liu Shuen".

What kind of innocent little scar is the essence of the six princes.

She thought she was divided enough, but she didn't expect that there were people outside the world, and she lost and lost.

Nian Qian'an said that he was willing to bow down, shook his head with a smile and said, "You think there is no difference, I think there is a difference." Now it's easy to get trouble, you don't have to be embarrassed, and I don't want your response. I didn't say anything stupid about liking 'Liu Gongzi', so I've revealed it. ”

Seeing that "Liu Shuen" seemed to be petrified, and seeing that the claws that were forcibly pinched were clamped again, he pretended to bite "Liu Shuen"'s hand, grinding his teeth and said: "Little cousin, don't worry, affection is not in business." We should cooperate and cooperate, and how we should communicate and how we should interact. ”

"Reassured? What kind of heart? "Liu Shuen" was stunned and repeated the rhetorical question, frowning and staring at Nian Qian'an, "What do you think there is a difference?" What's the difference? Nian Qian'an, you speak clearly. ”

Nian Qian'an almost laughed: Is this style of painting really right? Why is there a sense of déjà vu that the man forces the negative woman? Should she wriggle around in shame and respond with a word of not saying or not saying anything?

The inopportune thought flashed, and Nian Qian'an was cold.

She pursed her lips and couldn't help laughing, but "Liu Shuen" saw that she was silent and panicked inexplicably, and suddenly grabbed her hand and brought it to her, approaching her and saying again: "Nian Qian'an, you make it clear ......"

The word Chu disappeared between his lips.

"Liu Shuen" forgot that the two were only separated by a small round table, and Nian Qian'an kept talking to him on the table in order to hold back his momentum, the two were already very close, and they didn't have a good grasp of the strength for a while, and the two people facing each other collided in an instant.

It hurt his nose, and he also hit each other's lips and made each other's lips close again.

The voices were gone, time slowed down, and the little old ledger was quiet enough to hear each other's breathing.

Nian Qian'an was stunned and blinked.

The eyelashes touched the eyelashes of "Liu Shuen", and they were staggered and wiped apart, itching so much that she couldn't help but blink again.

The classic stalk of the Mary Sue TV series rolled out of place in my mind again: men and women must kiss every time they fall and pull.

Do you want to be so bloody?!