Chapter 109: Wife [2]
Seeing the fat man and Hao Zhuang's cowardly and cheap appearance, Yan Yu couldn't help but say, "Just like you, you still want to join the relevant departments?" ”
"Boss, we are mortal fetuses, ordinary people, how can we compare with you," the fat man's eyes rolled, "or ...... Boss, you teach us a few tricks, so that if we encounter something, we won't lose your face. ”
Yan Yu thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible to teach, you listen well...... In fact, ghosts are also a kind of energy body, everything in the world is divided into yin and yang, if life is yang, ghosts are a negative life form that belongs to yin, life is one form, negative life is another form. ”
"Boss, why don't I understand, what does this have to do with what you teach us to do?" Hao Zhuang scratched his head and asked.
"If you want to learn the skill, you must first overcome the fear of the unknown, I say this to you, just to let you know that ghosts are not terrible, and besides, ordinary ghosts are actually afraid of living people, especially the yang energy on living people, they can't avoid it," Yan Yu said, "Therefore, the best way to deal with ghosts is to use things with yang energy in your body to collide with them and cause damage to them." ”
"What does Yang Qi have in us?" The fat man and Hao Zhuang glanced at each other, and they all showed a lewd smile: "Boss, isn't this okay?" It's okay if the other party is a female ghost, but if it's a male ghost, wouldn't it be embarrassing? ”
"......" Yan Yu.
Zhao Jingqing: "Husband, what are they talking about, why can't I understand?" ”
Yan Yu glanced at the two of them: "Do you still want to join the relevant departments?" ”
"Boss, go on." The two nodded hurriedly.
"The yang things I'm talking about are not disgusting things in your minds, but things like blood on the tip of the tongue and blood on the middle finger, in addition, rooster heads and black dog blood, chopsticks, rice, etc., are all things that are very effective against ordinary imps."
The fat man raised his hand and asked: "Boss, these are too superficial, are there any more advanced ones, such as the flying of the sword, the spirit is out of the body, and the stones are turned into gold......"
"You've read too many fantasy novels, haven't you?" Yan Yu said speechlessly, "I have that ability, can I use it to sneak into the net ring last time, and directly chop Yang Yongsheng to death with a ten thousand sword technique?" ”
"That makes sense......" The fat man and Hao Jian nodded embarrassedly.
"In short, if you really want to learn, I will slowly tell you about it, but how much you can comprehend depends on your own creation, and after learning the skill, remember to keep a low profile...... Fatty, watch less action movies in the future, if you vent your yang energy, the blood on your tongue and middle finger will not work, and the weaker the yang energy, the more conspicuous it will be in the eyes of ghosts, and you are now a big light bulb in the eyes of ghosts. ”
Hearing Yan Yu mention this, the fat man suddenly felt cold, and swallowed his saliva in fear.
"You guys, what are you muttering when you don't work!" Lin Xuan completely became a landlord, and he almost smoked an old smoking gun.
"Let's get to work first, and then go back and talk slowly." Yan Yu said.
……
Master Cao was woken up by the creaking of the wooden door, and saw a man with a strange ugly appearance and a sarcoma on his neck walking in.
"Don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm really not a journalist!" Master Cao was so frightened that he instantly sobered up.
"Drink water." The ugly man took half a scoop of water and placed it in front of Master Cao.
Master Cao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly poked his neck to drink clean: "It's a little salty......"
"It's good to have you to drink!" The ugly man kicked Master Cao.
At this time, a rickety figure walked into the firewood room and whispered: "There are outsiders in the village these days, let's stop this guy's mouth." ”
Without saying a word, the ugly man picked up a handful of straw from the ground and kneaded it into a ball, and stuffed it into Master Cao's mouth.
"The crazy woman is in trouble again today, and I heard her say help to the students who came out." The ugly man whispered.
The rickety old man's face sank: "You should take care of her." ”
"She's so dirty."
"The two of them you asked for in the first place, what a lot of money you spent, and you didn't even give birth to a fart, are you embarrassed to say?!" The rickety old man was a little angry.
"One of them jumped into the river, the other went crazy, and they couldn't give birth to anything, blame me?" The ugly man snorted coldly, "I want to change it." ”
"Still changing?!" The rickety old man was so angry that he put his crutches on the ground: "Now the times are different, if you are discovered, you are afraid that you will have to squat in prison." ”
"I can't give birth to anything with the crazy woman, change another one, maybe you still have a queen, otherwise ......," the ugly man threatened.
"Bastard...... There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, if our Wang family breaks off the bloodline in your generation, how will I face the ancestors and ancestors after I die? ! ”
"The choice is yours."
The rickety old man was silent for a long time, and finally said, "That's it, I'll take out the coffin book and let you go to the neighboring village to marry a widow." ”
"I don't want a widow."
"What the hell do you want?!"
"There are a lot of schoolgirls in the village today......"
"Are you crazy? These students are all children of rich families in Rongcheng, and we can't afford to mess with them! ”
The ugly man sneered: "Crazy woman, she is still a college student, wasn't she sold to us by her parents?" ”
"You...... In short, this thing is not going to work! The rickety old man had a tough attitude, "The matter of changing the daughter-in-law will be talked about in a few days!" ”
The ugly man silently glanced at the rickety old man, and left the firewood room with the water scoop.
The old man looked at Master Cao who was tied up in the corner.
"Woooo Master Cao hurriedly shook his head, indicating that he didn't know anything.
The rickety old man walked up to Master Cao, raised his cane, and aimed at Master Cao's head.
A hint of fear flashed in Master Cao's eyes.
But the cane did not fall for a long time, and after hesitating for a while, the rickety old man finally sighed and left the firewood room.
……
After a busy morning, the students had already set up their tents, and the girls also came back with clean mountain spring water.
In the afternoon, various activities were carried out in the village, Lin Xuan was only the supervisor, and the squad leader Yang Xuefei, deputy squad leader Ji Mengjie and others were the organizers.
The students were having fun when they suddenly saw someone taking pictures of them.
It was a man in his thirties with a pigtail tied behind his head, a hiking backpack and two cameras around his neck, one the latest SLR and the other an old film camera.
When Ji Mengjie, the deputy squad leader, saw this person, she stepped forward and asked, "Hello, may I ask who you are ......?"
"Oh! My name is Zhang Qi, and I am a travel photographer who happened to pass by Fengmen Village, so I came in to collect style. Zhang Qi's face showed a sincere smile.
Hearing that Zhang Qi was a photographer, a group of girls surrounded him and asked Zhang Qi to take some beautiful photos for everyone, and Zhang Qi readily agreed.
Lin Xuan, who was originally playing the game of "Eagle Catching Chicken" with the girls, saw that the girls suddenly ran to Zhang Qi, and couldn't help but sink his face and said: "Hey, hey, I said you little girls, don't talk to strange uncles casually, what if you meet a bad person!" ”
Yan Yu said silently: You are the biggest bad guy, right......
(Here is a revision to clarify the modification of the previous content, the two roommates of Yan Yu's mother Tang Xinyi, Ye Han and Zhang Weiwei, are both from Fengmen Village, and now modify it, Zhang Weiwei is from Fengmen Village, Ye Han is not, this is more important, and it is related to the later plot.) )