The next night, Wang Ming ordered a take-out barbecue for dinner in the dormitory and settled with Xiao Zhenghong. One Stroke Pavilion More Good

Gu Lingyun was still sitting on the chair with a bowl of instant noodles, revealing a thoughtful expression.

"Thinking about life in front of instant noodles, are you going to turn over the salted fish," Wang Ming asked vaguely.

"You don't understand, I'm thinking about eating." Gu Lingyun looked like a bit of a god.

"It's a question of what to eat first, what to eat later, how to match it, how long to finish it, and so on." Gu Lingyun held up a plastic fork and said, "For example, when sitting at the table, the problem that needs to be considered is how to eat a bowl of overnight rice with the old fat in front of you and two mouthfuls of pickle gnocchi, and also make your taste buds and stomach feel like you are full and well-eaten." ”

"Isn't it just to deceive your own perception through autosuggestion?" Wang Ming gave him a blank look.

"It's a way to improve the quality of life through wisdom." Gu Lingyun corrected, "For example, the bowl of instant noodles in front of me looks like a bowl of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, but because you are eating barbecue on the side, I can still eat the taste of roasted leeks and roast mutton." ”

"I think you're telling us in disguise that you can't eat alone." Wang Ming complained.

"I can't help it, a few days ago, I was exploited by the evil game merchants for a huge amount of money, and since then, luxury foods such as sausages and pickles have been removed from the menu." Gu Lingyun sighed, "Don't talk about meat, even if it's vegetarian, it's only these sauerkraut." ”

"Isn't it just a moment of cheap hands and brain convulsions, buying a few new skins and a few new games?" Wang Ming said with a humble eye, "Don't move to put people on the job for game companies, as if they are bullying others." People also eat together. ”

"I'm just trying to make it clear, I don't mean to accuse you of eating alone. Although it is better to be happy alone than to be happy in all, I am really just telling you some life skills without being pretentious. Gu Lingyun took a sip of instant noodles.

"Cut." Wang Ming replied disdainfully.

"For example, renting a suit for an interview, making use of supermarket promotions and tasting platforms, reusing old daily necessities, and buying discounted fruits and vegetables at the supermarket when closing. It's all life hacking. As long as the technology and awareness are top-notch, not to mention breaking a dollar in half, it can be broken into a three-petal flower. Gu Lingyun poked his head with his finger.

"I don't know what you're proud of. Is this a necessary skill in life" Wang Ming was shocked, "Why don't you learn the life skills of a homeless man, picking up rags and asking for food, it seems that there are more routines?"

In the next second, Gu Lingyun's answer surprised Wang Ming.

Gu Lingyun thought about it seriously for a while, "I've thought about it, and I plan to visit a teacher." But they didn't charge it, and they cheated me out of five yuan for breakfast. I had a rare breakfast, and I had a rare luxury, and I was cheated away. Since then, I've been at odds with them. ”

"Hey, hey, you're on the wrong set, there must be something wrong." Wang Ming was shocked by the amount of information revealed in Gu Lingyun's words.

This story should be followed up, and after learning from the pain, Gu Lingyun is determined to take revenge on these people. Let them know that for 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty. Xiao Zhenghong waved a bamboo stick and said colorfully, "So, Gu Lingyun found the city management team and told the steward in a stubborn voice, coach, I don't think it's right, yes, captain, I want to join you." ”

Wang Ming blinked, then blinked, to make sure that he had heard what he had just said correctly. Xiao Zhenghong's words were like a thunderbolt, scorching him on the outside and tender on the inside, and his fingers twitched with the electric light.

Gu Lingyun also looked at Xiao Zhenghong with a look like a celestial being.

"As the saying goes, without a cold bone, how to get the plum blossom fragrance. Gu Lingyun met the best teacher, went through a hellish ordeal, and finally became an official member, driving a small battery car on the streets," Xiao Zhenghong continued.

"Xiao Ye, do you have a misunderstanding of this profession, or do you have any misunderstanding of Gu Lingyun" Wang Ming waited for a while, didn't wait for the later text, and didn't hear the words "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition" and the like, then he said what he had been holding back for a long time, "Gu Lingyun, he seems to be the kind of person who will go to hell to hone, and he can't get much oil and water all over his body, and the ghosts don't want to look for him."

"So, Gu Lingyun's life is not interesting and exciting enough." Xiao Zhenghong said.

"No one would make such a revenge for five dollars for breakfast." Wang Ming whispered.

"Xiao Ye. Happiness is to get a steamed bun when you want to eat it and eat it with peace of mind. If you can only get half of it, it is called insufficient; Less called scarcity; If you get two, it is called surplus; Getting three is called a burden; Getting more is called cumbersome. Just right. Life is still not too exciting, it is easy to have accidents, and I can't afford it. Gu Lingyun's tone was very serious, and it didn't seem like he was joking with Xiao Zhenghong.

Xiao Zhenghong nodded, and he didn't know which word Gu Lingyun touched him, so he muttered to himself, "Life is accidental, time, space, fate, fate, yes, yes, yes, tears and smiles, meet and miss, all of this, all of them, all of them." ”

"Why do I suddenly feel that the atmosphere is a little wrong," Wang Ming couldn't help but say, "Wasn't it just now that I was still talking about Gu Lingyun's money-saving secrets and life skills, how did it become a life philosophy class now?"

"It's a skewer to save money, and it's said that it's a life skill. It's skills. Gu Lingyun didn't forget to correct Wang Ming's words at this time.

"Here, I'll give you a skewer." Xiao Zhenghong said and handed over a lunch box.

"Look at it, they are also brothers, and the gap between being people is reflected here." Gu Lingyunpi glanced at Wang Ming.

"You make it clear first, these are all orders I placed on this table, and I settled the account." Wang Ming also handed a lunch box to Gu Lingyun.

"When borrowing flowers to offer to the Buddha, does anyone care about the source of the flower, only the person holding the flower? If you really want to study it carefully, the source of flowers is nature. It's like this barbecue, if you really want to talk about it, do you have to thank the boss, thank the slaughterhouse, thank the farm or something. Gu Lingyun said with dead eyes, "So, your concept has to be updated." ”

"I" Wang Ming was speechless for a while. This meal almost gave him a heart attack.

Especially Gu Lingyun also patted him on the shoulder with a caring and mentally retarded look. One Person, One Autumn: