Volume 2 Dogtail Grass Chapter 102 Pretending Mode
Cheng Xixi said: "My nickname is called, Miss Yu, that's my nickname. "The sound was very small, but it clearly reached my ears.
Teacher Chen looked at the two of us suspiciously, pondered for a while, and said to everyone, "Are you convinced that they are meeting for the first time?" ”
"I don't believe it!" Hooray.
"You see, not only I don't believe it, but even they don't believe it, the story is very well written, a fate and a dream! Do you think you can talk about love right under my nose? Teacher Chen looked sideways at me and the girl, her eyes full of speculation.
The laughter and noisy discussion caught me off guard, coupled with Mr. Chen's suspicions, the development plot of this story should be the whole class of girls with their little hands on their chests, shouting together together, in order not to let things continue to deteriorate, I explained: "If you don't believe me, you can ask these classmates, they are all in the same class as me, you ask them, I was in the hospital some time ago, or where?" Do I have time to fall in love with her to act in this play? ”
Ayu laughed a lot below, the illusion that this kid is telling me now is that he is Zhou Yifeng, and his gestures are all obscene.
He stood up and couldn't help laughing: "Teacher, teacher, I can testify, I don't believe you see that there are discharge notices from both of us here, he was discharged from the hospital on Friday, I will be discharged from the hospital today for you to see, he is my patient!" ”
I didn't expect this kid to have such complete equipment, this is really a big relief for me, Mr. Chen took it from his hand and looked at it, and said in disbelief: "You have been in the hospital for so long, do you really dream of Cheng Xixi?" ”
"Didn't you dream that I could draw her face so early? Not only that, but I also know the past and the future, and I am especially sensitive to what is to come. Looking at the surprised faces, I turned on the pretend mode.
Zhou Yifeng smiled even harder, looking at the way he shook his head while laughing, he wanted to see how I circled the back field.
"Liar! You said that we didn't believe it when you dreamed of our Cheng Xixi, and now you boast that you can predict the future, what kind of prediction method? Before Teacher Chen could speak first, the person sitting behind the young girl began to object.
I glanced at the people who opposed me, searched carefully in my memory, and everyone looked at me, and I guess there were a lot of people who wanted to see me out of trouble.
"Su Youli, right, you come from the same school but are not in the same class, if it's good, your family is still selling xiaolongbao, am I right?" I looked at her with a smile, and the few of them looked at each other, and I continued, "Believe it or not, your bun shop will be closed in less than a month since you came home?" ”
She looked at me in horror and said, "How do you know! ”
I smiled mysteriously, looking at Teacher Chen who still didn't believe me, I glanced at her belly and plain face and said, "Teacher Chen, I guessed right, now you already have a baby!" A little boy, Mr. Chen is so blessed, my husband is a policeman, I don't say it, there is a little bodyguard after August, the two of them protect you together, you say how safe it is! "Now that Mr. Chen can't close his chin, the main thing I said is the most real thing for them.
"I suspect you did your investigation beforehand!" I looked at the source of the voice against me, it turned out to be Yuan Dandan, this person was in opposition to me at this juncture, and stood up and questioned me, "You must have observed it in advance, and now you said it, and the discharge procedures are not impossible to fake." ”
I squinted at her, "Are you sure?" You don't plan to keep your relationship with that person for so many years a secret, so it's better for me to tell it. ”
I mouth-shaped a name, this name is her boyfriend's name, she was so frightened that she immediately shook her head, "No, no, no, what you said is true, I haven't seen you, it's amazing." ”
"Of course, my ability is also limited, if any classmate wants to ask me anything, I have nothing to say, it's best not to come to me to inquire about other people's private affairs, if there is, I will immediately shake out all your ugly things, let everyone know."
took the portrait of the young girl and said: "This is my future wife, I will book this Cheng Xixi, if the brothers don't mind, help me pay attention to it, if any of them don't have long eyes to make trouble, please tell me, I will let others die." ”
After saying that, I stepped down from the podium and looked at the few male compatriots below, leaving a bunch of people looking at me in disbelief and returning to my seat.
Ayu only used the voice that the two of us could hear and said: "Yes, I haven't seen you for a few days and investigated everything to this point, saying how long you have been in love with other girls, and you actually quietly found out, you said that you touch one, forget it, you still touch a few people, did you touch the whole class, but then again, your kid's vision is okay!" Such a quiet girl, it's really good to be a wife, but it's a pity that the little sheep is going to fall into the tiger's mouth. ”
I slapped him on the shoulder with my hand and said, "Don't force it, anyway, she's mine now, no matter what you choose, if you dare to hit her attention, I'll make you look good." ”
To be honest, I immediately showed it like this for a purpose, I was afraid that he would really be like Zhou Yifeng, and I liked the girl at the same time, if that was not good, it would not be good, the original comrade-in-arms became an opponent, this is extremely bad, I experienced such a thing once in a dream, I must not throw such a thing again.
Even if it happens, now it's me who started first, he can't talk about tailgating, let him know my goal first, so that he won't pay attention to the girl, even if Zhou Yifeng really comes back, it's already raw rice cooked and mature.
After I finished a performance, there were few people who made waves, and a few people who had ghosts in their hearts still looked at me nervously when they introduced themselves, probably because they were afraid that I would reveal their affairs, and I didn't pay attention to these careful thoughts at all.
According to everyone's self-introduction, Mr. Chen wrote several names on the blackboard and asked everyone to vote for who will do what position.
It's a pity that I became the secretary of the Youth League branch, and it's hard to do it, maybe everyone was frightened by what I just said, after all, these classmates are now a group of children in my eyes!
I went back to the dormitory where I should have gone with Ayu after the evening self-study, now the conditions are too hard, eight people sleep in a dormitory, if it weren't for Ayu brought the quilt in advance, we are now sleeping on the ground, back to the dormitory I came up with an idea, that is, I slept alone with him, and if I had an idea, I would do it, and the two found the life teacher to express their intentions, and were scolded by the old official, "If you want to live in a single room, why don't you go to Meitan Meitan Hotel!" Where is there someone waiting for you! What kind of dormitory to live in, how good is Meitan Hotel. ”
I can't say him, the more I think about it after we leave, the more angry I become, this old guy is too faceless, more than a dozen dormitories are vacant, we can't live in a single room, it's a joke, I went to the first floor to buy some food and planned to go back to the dormitory.
The two of us pushed open the door of the dormitory, and the anger that had just been suppressed came out, and my bed and Ayu's bed were all thrown to the ground, scattered all over the ground, and I saw that the other six people were sleeping on the bed, and I leaned on the side, and now there was a good show.
Ayu was the first to be impatient and said to the six of them: "Who did this, is the chrysanthemum growing on the face?" That's how his family educated him? It's really not a human being, it's not over if you get him, and it's hard for him to get mine on the ground, why is the little brother petrified and can't go down, but he wants a dragon? ”
Rub, I wiped the sweat in my heart, this kid burst into a foul mouth, the other six people all got up and looked at him, he glanced at the six people and said to me: "What do you see, I don't see anyone who can't find the murderer and scold the murderer!" I really don't know if Ju Huahua has hemorrhoids, I can't sit still and my hands hurt, and I don't know if Lao Tzu's quilt is very clean? The fuck must be a jack of all, otherwise a raw bastard could do such a thing? ”
The six of them couldn't sit still, they all stood up, and I didn't know which class these people belonged to, and I didn't care if the bed board was dirty or not, I just sat down, and I knew that now the show was about to begin.
A sturdy man came over and said: "Why do you talk so much, don't speak too badly, do you have no education, scolding people and not scolding mother, don't you know?" ”
Ayu took a step forward and said: "What's wrong with losing your mother, it's not that you can get out of the way for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu hasn't scolded enough, if you force me to be anxious, even scold you together, and ask me whether you are educated or not, you have seen educated people do such things." ”
"I'm your ancestors!" The big man swung his fist and hit Ayu.