Flying Fish Boy said to Fang Fang several times: "Heavenly Master, we must invite you and your girlfriends to have a meal and give them a chance, right?" ”

The reason why Flying Fish Boy has repeatedly sent invitations to Fang Fang is mainly due to several reasons:

First, our trip to the border did cause a lot of trouble to Fangfang. Especially when I came to study Tianqin with her as a teacher, she not only exempted me from tuition, but also helped arrange room and board, and also picked me up and down from school in the morning and evening. All of this, not only my father saw it in his eyes, but they also knew it, and they were so moved that Fangfang was "a rare good person!" ”

The second is that since we stayed in Clam Tun, as long as my father and Feiyu Cub went back to Tun to eat at night, Fangfang's uncles and uncles would take turns to invite us to their house for dinner and drink.

They said, "It is only natural that you should come to us and invite you to eat and drink, but how can you invite us to dinner?" Isn't this anti-customer-oriented? Let people spread it, how will we live in Zhuangxiang in the future? ”

It is precisely because of this that my father discussed with Feiyuzi that we would not dare to oppose the guest in Tunli, but we can always be the master when we go to the county seat, right?

The third reason is that since they lived in Clam Tun, every time they were invited to drink, they always felt that they didn't know if it was because the Zhuangxiang people were particularly massive, or if they couldn't drink enough, anyway, they were drunk almost every time, and several times, it was not the so-called chess opponent who drunk them, but just the Fangfang girlfriends in the tun.

Flying Fish Boy and Ah Hai have been talking for a long time, they have to find a chance to avenge their revenge!

couldn't stand the invitation of the flying fish boy so many times, Fangfang finally agreed, and drank in the county town on weekend nights.

Fangfang's training center is usually busier on weekends, but now it is summer vacation, and there are holidays on weekends, probably to let overseas students return to China to see their families.

Because he was not familiar with the county seat, Feiyu asked Fangfang to help book a hotel in the county seat.

Because of the evening treat, my father and they went to a small river in the tributary of the Zuojiang River in the morning to fish, thinking that the river was small and shallow, and there would be no big fish, but unexpectedly, they caught a lot, including a catfish weighing fifteen catties, and finally, all the fish were handed over to Fangfang and their family.

In the afternoon, they first went to the county seat to take a stroll to see that I was almost out of class, so they went to the Federation of Trade Unions to pick me up, and then went to the county seat Xishan Redwood Furniture Street to have a look.

Xishan Mahogany Furniture Street is full of mahogany furniture shops. There are many large Vietnamese trucks parked on the wide road in the middle of the street, probably to save on freight, and the Vietnamese trucks are usually full, almost all the way to the roof. Because it was so heavy, some of them lowered the rear of the car to near the ground.

Everywhere on the streets, you can see groups of Vietnamese migrant workers waiting to help carry or load and unload.

Here, the raw material of mahogany is a stick of different lengths, which is not calculated by square, but by weight, which shows the rarity of mahogany.

Later, we came to a mahogany furniture store called "Mountains and Waters", which is a large shop. The hostess heard our footsteps and immediately greeted us.

The old lady is about forty years old, with a plump body, high breasts, and a ruddy face. She wears the Vietnamese national costume "Ao Dai" on her upper body. The lower body wears a pair of long pants with a flared tube.

It is said that "Ao Dai" is made of silk fabric, similar to my country's cheongsam, the chest sleeves are cut very well, highlighting the delicate curves of women, and the two sides are high to the waist, and the front and back skirts are flowing in the wind when walking.

When we asked, she was Vietnamese. It's just that she has been doing business in China for many years and can speak fluent Mandarin, vernacular, and Zhuang dialect.

The proprietress was obviously very good at doing business, and when she saw that we were a group of five people watching outside, she immediately came out and warmly greeted us into the store and brought out the best aged Pu'er tea.

Could it be that there are no customers in the store? Is she bored and wants to talk to someone, or is that how she does business?

She didn't ask us what we wanted to buy, let alone recommend anything to us directly.

Obviously, she is not like Huang Po, who does a small cucumber business, she sells and boasts, she does a business that is hundreds of thousands of dollars at every turn, she doesn't need to shout, what she wants to do is to invite guests to sit down and chat while drinking tea, first start from the periphery, introduce to the guests, and then talk about the substance when the conditions are ripe.

The proprietress made us tea herself and invited us to sit down and drink tea at a coffee table carved from a huge mahogany root.

After she made the kung fu tea, she asked us to taste her tea and asked us how the tea felt.

She obviously knows tea very well, especially high-quality Pu'er tea, and Feiyuzi also has some experience in tea tasting, so the two quickly found a common topic and seemed to be able to talk about it.

While making tea, she invented tablets for everyone, and I watched the poster, and then I knew that her name was Ruan's Jinhua.

Nguyen Thi Jin Lace poured us tea and introduced us: "This market is also a big market on the Sino-Vietnamese border, with thousands of shops and nearly 10,000 employees, radiating China and ASEAN countries such as Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia and Thailand.

Flying Fish asked her, "Where did all this red furniture come from?" ”

She said: "This market is dominated by mahogany furniture produced in Vietnam, because mahogany furniture is out of customs, and Vietnam is a little less restrictive. ”

Although she is Vietnamese, she also complains about her country: "The furniture from Vietnam is only a rough and semi-finished product, and when it arrives, it is taken away by merchants and then dried, carved, polished, assembled, colored and painted." Most of the materials of these furniture are high-quality materials, but the handiwork of Vietnamese processing is too poor, and the processing of mahogany furniture by Vietnamese people can really be said to be in the midst of a tragedy. ”

He also said that the processing technology of mahogany furniture here is quite high, and the mahogany furniture produced is not inferior to other domestic brands of mahogany furniture.

When they were drinking tea and chatting, I walked around the store and looked at the prices, which were indeed not cheap, such as the finished products of the red sour branch sofa were less than 30,000 yuan and more than 120,000 yuan, while the finished products of the Huanghuali sofa were about 500,000 yuan and more than 2 million.

There are so many products in the store that it can be difficult to choose.

The proprietress also seemed to see the entanglement of the flying fish, and she persuaded the flying fish: "Boss, don't worry, look slowly, think slowly, and it's not to buy vegetables, you have to shop around, ask more and compare before starting." ”

When leaving, the proprietress took the initiative to ask Feiyuzi if she could leave her mobile phone number, and Feiyuzi said with a red face: "I have your phone, I will contact you if necessary." ”

When I left the West Hill Mahogany Furniture Market, the sun had set. We hurried straight to the Water Dragon King Hotel by the river.

When we came to the door of the private room, Fangfang and her girlfriends, who had been waiting in the room for a long time, immediately came to the guest house.

Fang Fang led fifteen or sixteen girlfriends to line up at the door to welcome, and three beautiful girls in full costume each held a big bowl of wine and set up a "barricade wine" at the door.

They are all dressed up, delicate and elegant, and their complexions appear delicate and soft, white and red.

Flying Fish smiled and said, "Mistaken, right? This is not to enter the village and enter the village, and besides, we also invited the banquet, how can you come to toast me against the guest? ”

Although that's what I said, I couldn't stand the persuasion of more than a dozen beauties, and each of them could only drink half a bowl of water and wine in the end.

About 20 people sat at a full table, and the dishes were all famous local signature dishes. Flying Fish brought several bottles of high-grade wine, but Fangfang and the others said that they should "follow the local customs" and drink the locally brewed "rice dan wine", which has a degree of about 20 degrees.

Fangfang and her girlfriends were clearly prepared.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, they began to drink the song of persuasion:

Tin pot wine white ripples,

Don't be afraid of the wine in front of you.

I have a sincere respect for your guests,

Honoring you is like honoring the gods.

Before the song fell, the flying fish boys had already been put to their mouths by the beauties with a big bowl of wine, and they couldn't get off the stage if they didn't drink it.

drank a big bowl, I thought I would change the small cup, but I didn't know that the song started again:

White porcelain cup in tin pot,

When the wine arrives, you don't push.

Although wine is not good for human feelings,

You are a god to drink half a cup.

As soon as the song fell, a large glass was poured into it by the beauty.

In the middle of drinking, someone suddenly pushed the door in, and when they looked up, it turned out to be the Vietnamese proprietress Nguyen Thi Kim Hoa, who had just met in the mahogany furniture market in the afternoon, and she brought three beautiful women in to toast.

Seeing the newly acquainted "international friends" come in to toast, Feiyu quickly got up and sat down.

Ruan's golden flower and the three beauties are also dressed up, graceful, with delicate faces and sparkling eyes. Look at them, all of them are wearing Ao Dai, which is often worn by Vietnamese. knows that they are undoubtedly "international friends" as well.

Fang Fang raised her head and greeted Ruan's Golden Flower, they obviously knew each other as well.

After saying hello to Fang Fang, Ruan's Jinhua led the three beauties to go straight to the flying fish, she picked up the half bottle of foreign wine she brought with her, and poured wine into the wine glass of the flying fish, and threw her eyebrows at the flying fish while pouring the wine: "For the friendship between China and Vietnam, for the sake of comrades and brothers, we have to make a big toast!" ”

While pouring wine, a girl next to her sang a song in Vietnamese that was said to have been very popular between the two countries:

Mountains are intertwined, and water is connected

I heard the song when it was sung

Drink a river of water together

It's as sweet as it is in my heart

Hand in hand, heart to heart

You come and I have a relationship

At this point, Nguyen Thi Kim Hoa raised the cup in his hand and said that he wanted to toast a big glass.

Everyone was raising their wine glasses, but Fang Fang suddenly stopped with a smile: "Boss Ruan, you can't fight the sand gun like this!" ”

The so-called "sand gun" is a mantra often said at the local wine table, which means that there is no one-on-one when toasting, and if you don't have a drink alone, you have to have a drink with the whole table.

"Bring the big bowl and wear the cup!" Fang Fang shouted loudly again.

The Zhuang people's "wearing a cup" is to pour the wine into a large bowl before drinking, and then the host and guest respect each other.

The host uses a spoon to beat a spoon of wine from a large bowl and send it to the guest's mouth, and the other party must drink it, otherwise it will not give "face". If you drink someone else's toast, you have to pay homage in return. The guest also picks up another spoon, beats a spoon of wine from a large bowl, and pours it into the host's mouth. No matter how long you drink, you use this "you come and go" method, which is also called the so-called "soup to soup".

When we were in Clam Tun, we had already experienced the so-called "wearing a cup" drinking method of Zhuangxiang people.

At first, they thought it was not too hygienic, after all, with a spoon, you feed me, I feed you, it is indeed a bit unhygienic, but it is also a local custom, and we can only follow the local customs.

I heard that it is necessary to "wear a cup". Ruan's Jinhua was a little embarrassed, and after they drank the wine in their own cups, they excused themselves that there was still a table of guests, and they didn't dare to stay here for too long, so they led the three beauties to quit stupidly.

Later, I learned that the "wearing glass" of Zhuangxiang people drinking wine seems to be unhygienic on the surface, but on the border, especially in the border area where Gu poison was rampant, it is the best way to prevent others from taking Gu in wine.

The reason why Fang Fang suddenly proposed to "wear a cup" was to stop Ruan's Jinhua from the idea of playing tricks on the flying fish.

After Nguyen Thi Kim Hua and the others left, Phuong Phuong took her girlfriends and began to take turns to toast us. And the flying fish sitting in the main seat is the first to bear the brunt.

The drunken and hazy flying fish boy is full of beautiful beauties shuttling around him at this time, constantly singing and persuading him to drink.

There are so many beauties in this area. It is said that it is mainly related to the local water quality, this area is mainly karst terrain, the water is rich in various minerals, and bathing with this water all year round will make the whole body particularly white and smooth. And these water because it is rich in a variety of minerals, drinking it all year round will easily cause stones, so in the diet of the local people, acid is indispensable, sour powder sour soup, sour fish and sour meat, all kinds of sauerkraut are countless, and perennial consumption of all kinds of sauerkraut can not only eliminate stones, but also promote digestion, so all of them are pink, soft, and look like a fairy.

The beauties surrounded the flying fish, and more than a dozen beauties each held a large glass of wine in their hands, and toasted to the flying fish one by one, and each of them sang a toast song with affection when they toasted:

A glass of wine,

There is a dry mouthful,

No chance to take a sip!

Brother Jing two glasses of wine,

Flowers don't bloom often,

The dried wine flowers are more colorful.

Brother Jing three glasses of wine......

At this time, Flying Fish's mobile phone suddenly rang, he picked it up and looked at it, and hurriedly stumbled out the door.

Flying Fish Boy talked to the microphone outside the door for a long time, and suddenly through the open door, hurriedly beckoned to my father, who hurriedly ran out, I thought they were going to run away halfway, and I also hurried out.

After I went out, I saw my father looking at Flying Fish's mobile phone, accompanied by a smiling face, as if he was tired of explaining something, and after explaining for a long time, he handed over the mobile phone to Flying Fish.

I asked my father, is my mother looking for you?

The father shook his head, saying that it was from the wife of the flying fish, and she heard a woman's laughter on the mobile phone, so she asked what the flying fish was doing, and she didn't believe it no matter how the flying fish explained it, so she asked me to explain.

I felt a little sorry for my father.

Before leaving, my mother said to my father, "You can go with confidence."

Essentially, I was a little tail that my mother had planted next to my father. The mother said that the father would not do anything out of the ordinary in front of his son. And the face flying fish boy to Fangfang's more than a dozen beautiful girlfriends, his heart was rippling, just now the phone rang, his wife coldly obviously heard a group of women laughing, and immediately became nervous. When I asked about the flying fish, the flying fish still didn't make it clear for a long time, and finally had to call my father to testify.

My father is a poor petty official, and I don't see anyone who invites him to eat or give a gift during the New Year's holidays, but on this occasion, someone asks him to testify about his innocence.

After the flying fish boy returned to his place, more than a dozen beauties came around again.

The drunken and hazy flying fish boys, at this time, only felt that their bodies were like devils, their pupils were clear and bright, and their lips were delicate like rose petals. And as they toasted, a long, flowing curly hair fell on his neck, and his eyes flashed with crazy waves.

And the persuasion song they sang when they toasted was also so provocative:

Brother Jing four glasses of wine,

If you want to play, you have to play a bridge,

Brother is on the wine fairy bridge please!

Brother Jing five glasses of wine,

The infatuated little sister is looking for a wine partner,

Ask my brother if you dare to accompany me?

...... When it was the turn of the sixth person to toast, the mobile phone of the flying fish machine rang again, he picked it up and saw that it was his wife calling again, and he staggered to the bathroom with an angry face.

Seeing that the flying fish boy had not come back for a long time after going to the bathroom, my father asked me to go and have a look.

When I came to the bathroom, I saw Flying Fish Boy with his hands on the wall of the urine pool, his forehead also leaning against the wall, I don't know if he was enjoying the pleasure of peeing, or if he was fighting violently in his thoughts?

I gently walked over to the urinal pool next to him, unbuttoned my pants and on him.

I saw him holding on to the wall for a long time, so I wanted to wait for him to finish peeing and help him back, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't see him pee.

After a while, I finally saw him shaking his crotch vigorously, and because I didn't hear the sound of peeing, I peeked sideways.

It turned out that although he had been holding on to the wall for a long time, he didn't pee at all, but dropped a few drops of slimy things like snot.

I was about to ask him, but he suddenly knocked his head against the wall with his forehead, sighed, and choked up: "Dog, this life has been in vain!" ......”