When Wang Jinbao saw this, he thought to himself that you are not talented, but your brain is very bad in the sand, and then his eyes rolled, and he said extremely helplessly

"Wife, you are not talented, but too talented! In fact, I also want to accompany you romantically, the key is that there are wolves in the desert, I am scared of cold sweat all over my body, the cotton jacket is an ice cube, we also care about this night, I will add another 500 words to you, do you think it's okay? ”

When Li Chunyan heard this, she said extremely exaggeratedly

"What? You say there are wolves in the desert, why don't you say it, it's dancing with wolves! Don't have no grass in the desert first, there are no wolves in many forests now, and children have to run to the zoo to see wolves, when you brag about it, can you think about it a little bit through your brain, and don't insult my IQ again? ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he found that when he said this just now, he really didn't think about it, but it was difficult to recover the water, and the only way to make up for the irreparable mistake was to make a bigger mistake, or continue to gossip with his eyes open, so his eyes rolled and he said a little irritably

"That's it! I don't want to quibble with you about this question, if the place where we go to work is not a pure desert, but the edge of the desert, more or less there is still a little vegetation, and if there are no wolves in the desert, the hare is not fine, facts speak louder than words, and so on will make you hear two wolf howls, I see what you say! ”

Li Chunyan sneered with extreme disdain, and then said unhurriedly

"Good! You let me hear two wolf howls! I'll just let you text again tomorrow! Otherwise you want to sleep tonight, not only do you not have a door, but you don't even have a window! I don't believe it today, I can't cure you for your bragging and not paying taxes! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that he couldn't catch a wolf in these years, and he caught a dog, but learning to bark a dog, you are listening every day, and it is a little difficult to learn, but the wolf bark is in addition to some old people who have really heard it, in the zoo after the 80s, there are many people who have seen wolves, but there are very few people who can meet wolf barking, and it is not easy to draw a scoop according to the gourd, and the dog barks loudly! The wave screams are woo-woo! But although it's as simple as one, in order to make the little girl's film easier to believe, it must be inked for a while, so I pretended to be embarrassed and said that the new debut m..

"Oops! Don't you know that you think I'm a werewolf, and you want to hear the wolf howl twice and get a response from my companions? Wait a minute, and if you're lucky, you might be able to hear it! ”

Li Chunyan sneered and said coldly

"It depends on luck! Well, according to you, you're in luck today! Since you are so lucky, then how can a wolf only howl! It's okay, we'll just wait! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that you would be lying in the quilt, and your mouth touched your mouth, do you know how cold it is for me to stand outside? Besides, since you want to toss, you let me be in the tin house, blow the air conditioner for a while and then come out! It's so bad that I learned a wolf howl by accident and was going to practice it twice first and wait for a while when I fooled this little girl it would be more realistic as a result li chunyan said extremely exaggeratedly

"Why are you really a wolf! The wolf howled just now, did you hear me? ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned at first, not to mention how happy she was, the little girl finally got on the set, but in order to play more realistically, she pretended to be surprised and said

"Oops! My mind is full of your 1,000-word apology text messages, where do I have the time and mood, and listen to the sound of a wolf howling! Are you sure you heard that? Strange how I didn't hear it! ”

After saying that, Wang Jinbao deliberately brought the mobile phone to his mouth, and deliberately whined twice from far to near, Li Chunyan heard this, hugged the quilt tightly in his arms, and became a little incoherent

"Husband, hurry up and go into the tin house! If I had been eaten by a wolf, I would have become a widow! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, he wanted to say that like you, a bully who changes the law all day long, a tossing person without a bottom line, brother, I was tortured to death by you, it is only a matter of time, so you become a widow, it is also a matter of time, but more is better than less thing, it is not easy to fool this neuropathy, in case you will be entangled in this problem later, I have a bitter mouth to find someone to talk to, so I pretended to be calm and said

"It's okay! The wolf eats it, it is also fate, and it is destined to die, which cannot be changed! Besides, if you are eaten by a wolf, at least you can be on the news, but if you are angry to death, then life is really small, and death is worthless! ”

Li Chunyan was speechless for an instant when she heard this, and said in fright

"Oops! Do you have a shape all day long! The text message was sent to me by you on your own initiative to compensate me, and I didn't deliberately make it difficult for you! For the sake of a text message, in case of life, wouldn't it be too cost-effective! Will you settle the score? Standing outside the house, cold and freezing and cold, don't you feel bad? I don't want an apology text message, you hurry back to the room, this should be okay! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes very proudly at this time, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, brother, I read that you are a woman one day, and I don't want to worry about you, you are so good to kick your nose on the face, I don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, I think I am afraid of you, don't forget that my brother I am a man who stands up to the sky, how can I be afraid of you A little girl is not even afraid of death, but although Li Chunyan promised not to let herself write an apology text message, but this guy is not faster than turning his face than turning a book, but printing books faster, the most important thing is that even if people turn their faces, But you can't do anything but accept it, so you breathe a sigh of relief and say with some sadness

"Hey! All right! If you really care about the life and death of my people, I am already very moved! As the saying goes, those who are content are always happy, thank you for your concern and forgiveness towards me! But then again, I promised you that as long as I promised in person, it must also be fulfilled, otherwise how can I be worthy of the life motto that words must be done, and deeds must be fruitful! ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Jinbao deliberately whined twice, Li Chunyan heard this, and hurriedly said incoherently

"Oops! You're my brother! And my dear husband, from now on, every word you say, I will not only carry out it like a holy decree, what you say, then what we will do! And I take a small notebook and write it down, read it three times a day in the morning, and read it three times before going to bed at night. Hurry into the room, the wolf barked again, didn't you hear it? ”