Chapter 4 Where is the Global Village?

Han Zhong hurriedly turned around again and said, "Oh, who the hell are you?" Why are you bathing in my stone house, and how did you get in and out of the stone house, and why didn't I find out? ”

The woman said angrily: "What a stone house, what your house, this is my home!" What are you talking nonsense! The woman crept out of the tub and wrapped herself in her clothes.

Listening to the movement behind him, Han Chong didn't dare to turn around, for fear that the young lady would misunderstand, and said, "Please, this is obviously a stone house I bought, how can I say it's your house." ”

The woman glared at Han Chong, picked up the wooden stool next to the bathtub, quietly came behind Han Chong, lifted the wooden stool and was about to smash it down, "Dengzi, die." ”

Han Chong heard that the young lady was behind him, turned around, and saw a wooden stool rushing towards him, and subconsciously dodged, but unfortunately, the distance between the two was too close, and Han Chong was directly smashed into the brain, and he fell to the ground and fainted.

The woman looked at Han Chong, who fell to the ground, in horror, and kicked him heavily, "Phew, it's not good to learn at a young age, you have to learn to be a flower thief!" ”

When Han Chong woke up again, he found that his hands and feet were tied, and a ball of cloth was stuffed in his mouth, and his cheeks hurt so badly that he couldn't spit it out. Han Chongden was stunned, he was kidnapped!

At this time, a pair of women's cloth shoes came into view.

Han Zhong looked up, only to see a woman in white wearing a drape, holding a wooden stick and looking at him viciously, ghost!

"Woo woo woo..." his mouth was blocked, Han Zhong couldn't shout for help if he wanted to, so he had to struggle hard, and there was really a ghost in the stone house! Secretary Lin, you fucking pit Laozi!

The woman looked at Han Chong and said viciously: "Where did the little thief come from, he dared to come to my mansion to be a thief, see if I don't let you be dismantled!" Thinking that she was all looked at by this person when she was taking a bath, the woman was annoyed.

To be a thief? I see you're a thief shouting to catch a thief! Han Chong struggled with a whimper, quite unconvinced.

The woman looked at Han Chong's unconvinced appearance, snorted and said, "What? Have I wronged you? ”

But I was wronged, Han Chong couldn't even shout the word injustice, raised his head, and motioned for the woman to take down the cloth ball in her mouth.

The woman looked at Han Zhong and shouted: "If you have any last words, say it quickly, don't think about playing tricks, I'm a third-grade master, it's easy to deal with you, a thief who doesn't enter the grade!" ”

Han Chong's cloth ball was taken out, his mouth felt a lot better, he looked at the woman and said: "Miss female ghost, I beg you to let me go, I don't want the house, I'll move away when I go back, I must burn more paper money ingots and candles for you, please don't harm me, I'm not Ning Caichen, I can't do anything else..."

The woman was confused, looked at Han Chong and said, "What a mess, you are the ghost, say, how did you appear in my room!" ”

Han Zhong looked at the woman and said, "You, you're really not a ghost?" ”

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "You're a ghost, a dead ghost!" ”

Han Zhong breathed a sigh of relief, it's good if it's not a ghost, it's good if it's not a ghost, and there is salvation. Han Zhong said: "Since you are not a ghost, then let's talk about it, I didn't mean to see you..."

"Say no more!" The woman said angrily: "If you dare to tell me about today's matter, I will definitely not let you go!" ”

Han Zhong said, "So you're willing to let me go?" Don't worry, if you want you to let me go, I will definitely not leak your secrets, you can live in the stone house for as long as you like, and I will move out immediately! ”

"What stone house?" The woman looked at Han Chong and said, "This is my home, Fan Mansion, don't think that if you talk nonsense, I will let you go!" ”

"Fan's Mansion?" What the heck? Han Zhong looked at the woman suspiciously and said, "Aren't Baisha Village all surnamed Lin and surnamed Zhang?" ”

Baisha Village is where Han Chongshi's house is now located, and there are only two families in the whole village, who are more or less related to each other.

"Baisha Village?" The woman said: "I haven't heard that there is a Baisha Village near the imperial capital. ”

Imperial Capital! Han Zhong was stunned when he heard this word, the imperial capital is 108,000 miles away from Baisha Village, one is in the north and the other is in the south, not next to each other at all, listen to her, she is near the imperial capital? It's impossible, you opened the door at home and came to the imperial capital? Han Zhong remembered that he seemed to have inadvertently activated the big iron gate, and what coordinates were entered, could it be that the big iron door was not an ordinary door, but an existence similar to a black hole in space-time, no wonder it was so dark after he opened the door and came in. After Han Zhong figured it out, he cautiously asked, "That, let me ask, is it on Earth now?" ”

"Earth?" The woman said, "I've only heard of polo, what is the earth?" ”

"Did you come to an alien planet?" Sure enough, the stone house was built by aliens, and they passed through the black hole and came to this mysterious planet, and then it was a bit similar to the ancient Chinese capital. Return to the earth through the big iron gate, resell a little specialty on both sides, a proper other world! The rhythm of the hair!

Seeing Han Chong getting up again, the woman asked, "Hey, you haven't said what the earth is?" ”

Han came back to his senses, looked at the woman and said, "Oh, the earth is not a thing, the earth... That's where I live. ”

The woman frowned and said, "Didn't you just say what Baisha Village you were from?" How did it become a global village again? Which of your statements is true and which is false? Aren't you from Qingguo, but a spy of Northern Qi! ”

Spies? This word is not a good word in any dynasty, in ancient times, if a spy was caught, he would be killed, Han Zhong hurriedly said: "I am not from Northern Qi, I am not a spy, I am really from the global village, Baisha Village is just where I live now, and my hometown is in the global village." ”

The woman said, "Then you say, where is the global village?" ”

Han Zhong said: "Global Village is a small village in Sun Town, Yinhe County, and it is not famous, and it is normal that this young lady does not know it. ”

The woman said: "Oh, it turned out to be from a small place, then let me ask you, which county is this Yinhe County under Qingguo?" ”

“...?” How do I know which county it is, I don't even know Qingguo, okay?

Han Zhong looked at the woman and said, "That, young lady, you see me falling to the ground like this, my hands and feet are not very convenient, and it is very uncomfortable when the time is up, can we sit down and talk?" ”

The woman said: "No, I don't know if you are a spy yet, I can't let you go, in case you have to run away after you regain your freedom, it will be troublesome for me to arrest you, so it will save trouble." ”