Chapter 100: Lao Tzu also likes women
Cultivation, cultivation, Su Qing, who lives in seclusion behind the small bamboo building, has the most important thing every day, which is cultivation.
Although Su Chuyang is a newcomer, he is highly adaptable, has nothing to do every day, and only meditates and cultivates.
The difference is that Su Qing locked the door and hid inside to retreat and cultivate.
Su Chuyang is in the courtyard of the pomegranate tree, peach tree, jujube tree, etc., every day to see the mood change, meditating and cultivating in the shade of the tree.
Therefore, it is inevitable that Su Chuyang will be troubled by Gu Bai every day.
"Brother Chu Yang!" Gu Bai's palm stretched out in front of Su Chuyang and shook it a few times. Su Chuyang closed his eyes and ignored him.
Gu Bai changed his posture and squatted, pulled Su Chuyang's clothes irritably, pulled his hair, and then called: "Little brother Chuyang!" Wake up, don't sleep, your skin is tanned. Hey, it's time to marry your cousin to me, we're both worshipping, you can't talk and it doesn't count. ”
"You see Qingqing has ignored me for a long time, or you call Qingqing out, let's go hunting."
Su Chuyang opened one eye weakly, looked at Su Qing's closed door, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the living ancestor in front of him again, he lowered his voice and said to him: "Brother Gu, my cousin has a big idea, if you really want to marry her, you can't tell us about our agreement." I help you secretly, so that you can hug your cousin unknowingly. ”
"You let me hold ......" Gu Bai suddenly became energetic, and his eyes seemed to be shining with stars. But he still remembered that he was an ally with Su Chuyang, and for the ultimate goal, he had to be quieter, and then quieter, and finally couldn't help but ask, "You let me hug Qingqing?" Okay, okay, I like this, when? ”
"This ......"
Su Chuyang is embarrassed, he just adapted the rhetoric of hugging the beauty, how does this living ancestor understand?
"Gu, Brother Gu's true temperament, hug ...... This, hugging my cousin, still needs to be considered in the long run, in the long run. Su Chuyang snorted, and wanted to prevaricate in a daze.
Unexpectedly, Gu Bai's face suddenly changed, grabbed Su Chuyang's long hair and pulled it randomly, and threatened: "Don't delay it any longer, just today!" If I can't do it today, I'll pull your hair out for a day today. Not tomorrow, tomorrow will pluck your hair for another day. When I will hold Qingqing, I will let you go. Do you want to be a bald donkey, or do you want to be my brother-in-law? ”
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I choose brother-in-law!" Su Chuyang protected the roots of his hair and begged for mercy urgently. If you really want to pull it out, if this living ancestor makes a hard effort, his head may be screwed off, and he is still waiting for today and tomorrow?
"Squeak-" Su Qing's door opened, and after a day of stuffiness, Su Qing came out to breathe.
Suddenly, I saw two big men under the pomegranate tree, and my beautiful eyes widened all of a sudden. Gu Bai pressed Su Chuyang, touching his long hair face to face.
"Uh, excuse me."
"Bang!" Su Qing fled back to the room.
The two big men came back to their senses, and Gu Bai hurriedly threw away Su Chuyang's hair, rubbing his hands vigorously on his clothes as if they were stained with mud. The two glanced at each other, turned their faces in an instant, and each retched to the ground.
"Su Chuyang, I warn you, what I like is your cousin Qingqing!" Gu Bai lowered his voice.
"Lao Tzu also likes women." Su Chuyang was not to be outdone.
Finally, with a snort, the two went back to their rooms.
But in the middle of the night, Gu Bai ghostly swept into Su Chuyang's room. The two claws stretched out and grabbed Su Chuyang's long hair, with a terrifying expression on his face, which directly scared Su Chuyang, who had just opened his eyes, out of half of his soul.
Su Chuyang jumped up: "Ah! Yes, there is. I have an idea, and I'll let Brother Gu get what he wants tonight. ”