In that case, Master Li, shouldn't you give me a reasonable explanation for the series of things you just did? It was the matter of not listening to my advice and saving those two people.

Maybe if you say something good, Master Li, I might let you go. You also know Lord Li, I'm very interested in the whimsy in your head, Lord Li, I really don't want to kill you. ”

"Of course I know that, Miss Qian'er. Actually, it's easy to explain. I rescued these two people, didn't I just want you to ....... Well, I want you to ........."

"What do you want me to do?"

"I want Qian'er to find a little fun in this boring giant tree world."

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads. Although the content is outrageous, Li Zhiyan tries to use a firm tone to strengthen his credibility.

"Give me fun? It's also thanks to you, Li Zhiyan, for being able to think of this reason. Haha......."

"Haha, I knew that Qian'er was here, and life was very boring. So I deliberately let them out and let them add a little fun to Qian'er.

It's like keeping a guinea pig inside an iron cage and putting a piece of food on the outside of the cage.

No matter how hard the mouse tries, it won't get food. But how do rats know they can't get their food? So there will be a crazy way to get close to the food.

Qian'er, think about it, isn't it interesting that this guinea pig looks? ”

"It's really interesting." Qian'er looked at Li Zhiyan and reached out to pinch Li Zhiyan's face. "Master guinea pig."

"Hehehe, Qian'er, it's good if you're happy."

"I'm happy........ Also, I don't think I've been happy for a long time. You, Li Zhiyan, are the first person in the past few decades who makes me feel interesting. I really don't want you to die.

It won't let you die, but you can't leave here for a while. Forget it, just be my Qian'er and talk to you Li Zhiyan here. ”

I don't know what Qian'er wants to fight, so she grabbed Li Zhiyan's arm, just like a little girl, grabbed Li Zhiyan and sat on the ground.

As she sat down, the branches of the surrounding trees swirled over and gathered to form a cushion under Qian'er. Let her and Li Zhiyan be more comfortable.

"Speak....... Ahem, okay, what do you want to hear about before that? ”

"I first read your memories and found that you were very kind to your sister Li Baizhi. When Li Baizhi is unhappy, she will tell her jokes, right? ”

"Ugh....... What the hell, I just don't like people crying around me, and I can't get rid of Yiyi. I can only find a way to tell jokes to make him happy. ”

"Then tell me a joke that your sister hasn't heard. If it's not funny, I'll chop off one of your fingers. Well, I'm a good idea, right? ”

"Hehe, not bad, not bad......" Li Zhiyan clenched his hands into fists, looking like he didn't want to lose a finger.

"Since it's good, let's get started."

"Hmm...... Think about it, think about it. Got it, what, do you know what happens when a shark eats a mung bean? ”

"What is a shark?"

"It's going to turn into mung bean paste! Hahaha, isn't it funny?! Uh........"

Li Zhiyan thought that Miss Qian'er would ask 'what has become' directly, so she immediately said the answer. Who knew that Miss Qian'er didn't play her cards according to the routine, which made Li Zhiyan very embarrassed at this time.

At the same time, he quickly hid his fingers behind his back to prevent Miss Qian'er from seeing it.

"It's not funny, I'll say one more. Do you know why airplanes fly so high that they don't hit the stars? ”

"What is a shark?"

"Because the stars will 'shine'! Hahaha, isn't it fun........."

It's so embarrassing, looking at the Qian'er girl with a serious face, Li Zhiyan originally wanted to use his own voice to drive the Qian'er girl to laugh, but the plan was ruined.

"Haha..... Hehe...... Belch....... Or, I'm talking about one? ”

"Tell me first, what's the matter with sharks?"

"It's a fish in the sea. It's similar to grass carp and carp. It's just a name for a fish. ”

"I see. Mung bean paste? It's a little interesting, you go on, Li Zhiyan. ”

"Okay. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking on the road, and suddenly it felt hungry. Then it eats itself. Hahaha, it's fun. ”

"What is an airplane, Li Zhiyan?"

"Uh...... A metalwork that can fly above the sky. It is also possible to sit inside. ”

"Flying in the sky? Are you sure? ”

"Hmm...... It's just something I'm imagining, and I can't take it seriously. ”

"What is that bread?"

"The bread of the Yi tribe in the west. They eat something that they make with noodles. ”

"Is that so? Any other jokes, Li Zhiyan? ”

"And, of course, huh.......

One day, the little snake was very anxious and asked his big snake brother: 'Brother, brother, are we poisonous?' ’

Brother Orochi said, 'Why do you ask this?' ’

The little snake cried and replied, 'I have bitten my tongue.' ’

Hahahaha........."

"Poof! Li Zhiyan. I don't think what you're saying is funny at all, but it's funny that you're trying to make me laugh. ”

"Really? That Qian'er, do you still cut your fingers? ”

"No, I don't cut it. You say, why didn't I meet Li Zhiyan earlier? Otherwise, I wouldn't have been so boring in the past few decades.

Or maybe my life will be a different story. You say that if I open a restaurant, will it explode in Chang'an City? ”

"Restaurant?"

"When I enter your dream world, I'll be able to check your memories. I know the snake demon Ah Qing, and Qingyun Restaurant. ”

"Oh, that's right. I thought Qian'er, you were okay and you were peeping into my life in Chang'an City. ”

"Your life? If it weren't for this, I wouldn't even be interested in knowing who you are. How can you peek into your life?

I just asked you, do you think my restaurant will be a hit? ”

"Yes, of course. Qian'er, you are so beautiful, you will explode in whatever you drive. ”

"Actually, I'll tell you a secret. The way I look now is the same as a woman I was a long time ago. Not my own. Guess whose it would be? ”

"What was a woman like a long time ago? Shih Tzu? ”

"No, guess."

"Could it be Yu Ji?"

"Not really. Forget it, I don't think you can guess either. Let me tell you, the name seems to be 'Zhaojun'. ”

"Wang Zhaojun?"

"That's probably the name. I don't know when grandma has kept this woman's appearance. I borrowed it just now.

Actually, my true appearance is the Dryad you first met. Ugly, right? ”

"No, no, Qian'er, you're beautiful."