Chapter 15: A chapter on forced irrigation

I don't know how long I fell asleep.

Grunt, grunt.

A stream of cold water rushed down her esophagus.

Song Nian felt like he was going to be drowned.

Who is this? It's too rough, isn't it?

Song Nian felt that the excess water was all over her body.

It's so uncomfortable to get wet!

"Which bastard poured water on the old lady! Do you know how to feed water! Song Nian suddenly jumped up from the bed.

And then it's embarrassing.

Chu He held the porcelain bowl in his hand, and his stiff arm seemed to be encircling the air.

Song Nian secretly screamed in his heart.

Just now...... It can't be this black-faced man who is holding me and feeding me, right? That's too ...... Embarrassing!

Song Nian glanced at Chu He out of the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but shudder.

If he really did it, the old lady would have goosebumps all over the place.

"My lord, I said earlier that I would be irrigated, and I am familiar with the work of irrigation." Zhao Da stood aside, crossed his arms, and said nonchalantly.

"Shut up, you!" Song Nian was angry in his heart: "You poured chili water into the prisoner's nose!" ”

Zhao Da was stunned: "Our family's stunt, how do you know?" ”

Song Nian doesn't want to speak, he's tired, and his feelings are really forced confessions from generation to generation? Can you think of such a cruel method?

Chu He put the porcelain bowl in his hand on the table, attracting everyone's attention and successfully breaking the embarrassment.

"As a puppet, you can't even smell the poisonous smoke in the house?" Chu He looked at Song Nian indifferently, as if to reproach.

But Song Nian inexplicably felt that this was the way Chu He loved his subordinates.

"Love"? Song Nian couldn't help but shudder again.

Chu He's face was even colder.

"Ah, I'm cold...... It's cold, really! Song Nian hurriedly patched himself.

"It's your fate this time." Chu He glanced at Zhao Da, and Zhao Da immediately brought a gadget.

"Come down, take a good look, if it weren't for the bird's nest on the eaves of your house that happened to fall and suppressed the poisonous smoke, you would just be afraid of dying." Chu He pointed to the grass ball.

A bird's nest is buckled on the grass ball.

Of course, it is not the famous IQ tax of the South China Sea, which is more expensive than gold, but the mud nest of Jiayanlei.

Song Nian smiled awkwardly, put on his shoes and socks beside the bed, and then approached to inspect the grass ball in detail.

Most of the grass ball burned, but because it was held by the mud bird's nest and the air circulation was not smooth, it burned slowly, and there was still a lot left after burning for most of the night.

It was precisely because of the slow burning that Song Nian was able to support them until the Chu River came back.

This coincidence saved her life.

"Is this the thing that made me poisoned and unconscious?" Song Nian was a little surprised.

"Yes, this is a wolf poison weed mixed with arsenic, poisonous mushrooms, after concoction, it can be ignited for a long time, this thing can indeed make people unconscious, if you inhale too much poisonous smoke, it can even cause death." Lin Lao explained on the side.

Chu He glanced at Song Nian: "But this thing is generally owned by the border army, and it is used to release poisonous smoke in the battle array, and the smell is violent, why didn't Song Qizuo find it?" ”

Hey, this is what Song Cheng did? Song Nian felt like he had been deprived of his official position.

Song Nian was not angry in his heart, but he still said honestly: "Yesterday was a busy day, and in order to prepare military rations as soon as possible, I slaughtered hundreds of sheep, and I was really tired. ”

The old lady is working so hard, which bastard is it for...... Well, although it is mainly for himself, it does not prevent Song Nian from selling it miserably.

Lin Lao actually helped and said: "Master Song really did his best to prepare military rations. Everything else that the adults have arranged is also working well. ”

Chu He nodded: "Master Song is quite diligent. ”

Oops? At this time, it's called the master of Song again?

Song Nian snorted angrily twice, and then told the story of yesterday.

"You mean...... Do sheep have two stomachs? Chu He couldn't believe it.

Song Nian said proudly: "Can't think of it? I didn't expect that Hikari was busy dissecting ...... Ah no, it's slaughter...... It's not right, anyway, in the end, I found out that this sheep had a problem with the stomach, and someone removed one. ”

"What about the other two stomachs? Where did it go? Chu He frowned deeply.

"What the other two stomachs?" Song Nian looked confused.

"Sheep have four stomachs, each with different functions." Lin Lao explained: "But the average herdsman will treat the other three as one stomach and the largest one as the other, so the villagers generally think that sheep have two stomachs. ”

"I see." Chu He glanced at Song Nian lightly.

Song Nian was furious, the old lady ...... The old lady is a medical dog...... But not a veterinarian!

Isn't it strange not to understand this!

You are a boy, ten fingers don't touch the spring water, it's very strange to understand this!

"So has the sheep's stomach been preserved?" Chu He continued to ask.

"Nope!"

"Why not?"

"Eat!" Song Nian could only answer like this!

"Where's the sheep carcass?"

"It's air-dried!"

"So there's no evidence left?"

"I ...... The subordinates are only the main books of grain and grass. Song Nian was inexplicably sad and indignant. Okay, the old lady is not only illiterate who thinks that sheep only have two stomachs, but also a legal illiterate who doesn't know how to keep evidence, which is always okay!

"There is still some evidence left on Butcher Wang's side, and his subordinates have asked people to save it in time last night." Lin Lao said.

"Take these things and go to the county office." Chu He stood up and walked out the door.

"Master Song, please." As soon as Zhao Da said this, Song Nian didn't want to go, but he could only go.

Moreover, she also wanted to see Chu He catch these bastards who poisoned her.

"By the way, is my dad okay? He was physically weak. Song Nian suddenly worried about his father.

When she went home last night, Song Cheng was "asleep", she should have been poisoned and unconscious, but she was too tired to think of this section.

"Song Chengzuo's body is weak, his breathing is slow, and he is far away from your house, so it is not a big problem. I just went and poured him a detoxification potion, and now it's fine. However, he was weak, and I had used a sleep aid in the decoction, and I had fallen asleep again. ”

As soon as Lin Lao said this, Song Nian was relieved.

When he arrived at the county yamen, Song Nian found that the inside of the yamen was really a little broken.

She had never entered the county government before, and she always felt like the yamen was about to collapse.

The magistrate got the news and hurriedly ran out to greet him.

After all, Chu He is the commander of the Black Armor Army, and the general commander is only seven or eight ranks, and the Black Armor Army has a special status, and he is the commander of the third rank, which can be called a respected member.

And this magistrate is only seven grades.

Chu He didn't put it on the shelf, but just asked Lin Lao to explain his intentions, and let the county issue sea fishing documents, so that the surrounding counties and the border army checkpoints would be matched with caravans to arrest the Wang Butcher and Fuxiang.

This magistrate was embarrassed: "Lord Chu, this matter is not in accordance with the rules. ”

"What's wrong? Didn't the matter make it clear to you? Song Nian couldn't help but say.

Zhixian originally felt that the person with a white face like jade next to Master Chu was a little familiar, but as soon as Song Nian opened his mouth, he came to his senses.

"It turned out to be the daughter of a writer Song Cheng."

"Please also call me Master Song." Of course, Song Nian said unceremoniously.

She is SchrΓΆdinger's official fan, and she can become a pure bureaucrat at any time as long as she needs to.