Chapter 100: A Man Can't Bow His Noble Head
Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh and immediately asked rhetorically
"Pan An! You're not kidding me! How do I see all that is, perverts with glowing green eyes? Ay! But you don't look down on me, this is also expected, I know that I am like a cactus now, people hide from ghosts and ghosts, but who knows, I am the same, under the appearance of teeth and claws, but there is a weak and need to protect the heart! Ay! I'm sorry! Not only did I misjudge my own life, but I also misjudged my relationship! I'm sorry! I bow deeply for your reckless behavior just now! To apologize and hope you can forgive! Hurry back! You haven't taken a lunch break yet! ”
I didn't expect Shangguan Yunzhu to come directly
"No way!"
Wang Jinbao's eyes were round, and he thought to himself that it was really like what they said, the more beautiful the woman, the more ruthless she was, and said extremely helplessly
"I'm bowing my head to you and admitting my mistakes, and I'm ready to bow to you, but can't you? What else do you want? Do you want me to kneel and beg for mercy, please don't tear my cheap mouth off? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu rolled his eyes angrily
"Oops! I'm so convinced! I said no, you are reluctant to bow your head, and even more reluctant to bow to you, but you actually want to bow! Don't you know that a man can never lower his head? Have you read all day and never seen gold under a man's knees? I really don't understand, do you really understand, or are you here again, pretending not to understand? ”
Wang Jinbao found that he didn't react for a while, girls like to talk back, but he mistook the backword for the truth, so he hurriedly went over and grabbed her hand
"Excuse me! I thought you weren't going to continue dating me, so I got a little emotional! But what you just said may be right for others, but not all for me? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu pinched his palm fiercely
"Why do you really think of yourself as an outlier? Then tell me now, why is it wrong to use it on you? Could it be that instead of bowing to me, you are looking for a brick, preparing a brick to stun me, and then carry out your evil plan? And you kneel down to people at every turn, may I ask where your dignity is as a dignified seven-foot man? Where is your backbone? What is your ambition? ”
Wang Jinbao squeezed Shangguan Yunzhu's hand vigorously, and then said with affection
"Fool! That's right, it's true that a man can't bow his head, but I bow to you, I will never look for bricks, but want to look up at you, and want to appreciate your flowers and moon from different angles! Knowing how to bow your head will come out, so I bow my head to you, which is looking for bricks, but bowing my head to lead you together, a new way to get ahead! It's not false that a man has gold under his knees, but if you don't stop it just now, I'll really kneel in front of you, if you don't agree to be my girlfriend, I'll kneel until you agree, may I ask if marriage proposal and girlfriend proposal are courtship, why can't I kneel for you? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu was instantly said not only his heartbeat accelerated, but his breathing became a little short, and he licked his lips with a red face
"Oops! I had only heard people talk nonsense when they opened their eyes before, but today I actually found a dead man who could close his eyes, and his eyes were round and kept glowing green! It's incredible, I have to go back quickly, or my safety will be at risk! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, thinking that he had to change the topic immediately, otherwise the conversation might collapse today, and then said with a wicked smile
"I see that your lips are chapped, did you run out without drinking water after eating?"
Shangguan Yunzhu was completely stunned by Wang Jinbao's 180-degree turn, so he asked extremely puzzled
"It seems that what you are asking me about is not directly related to me, not only is my personal safety not guaranteed, but also there is no indirect relationship!"
Wang Jinbao licked his lips viciously
"Look at what you said, with me, the protector, standing by your side, you are the safest girl in the world! I saw that your lips were dry, and I looked distressed and asked if you wanted to moisturize it! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu immediately covered his mouth and said in a panic
"Thank you! I'm happy with my current body! I don't need you to burn me any more calories!"
Looking at Shangguan Yunzhu's funny appearance, Wang Jinbao sneered, and then slowly took her hand and said
"Oops! Think too much! You're so funny! I'm trying to ask if you want to eat apples? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu glared
"I don't have a straight shape all day long, I see you licking your lips again, I think you're beastly again! And aren't you talking nonsense? There's no one in this place, and since I want to eat apples, do you have them in your pocket, or do you do magic? ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and suddenly became serious
"The apples in your pocket are so boring to eat, they must be freshly picked for you to eat, otherwise it will not only affect the taste, but also not fit the situation! As for magic, those are deceptive tricks! Do you want to eat freshly picked apples? The frost beats the apple, not only has a sugar heart, but also makes it so sweet that you have a toothache! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu had just finished eating, and she heard that Wang Jinbao was looking for her, she didn't drink a sip of water, and even asked Li Ying to wash the lunch box for herself, but when she heard Wang Jinbao say this, she was indeed a little thirsty, so she pretended to be angry and said
"Such a good apple, a fool wouldn't eat it! Do you have one? ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao took Shangguan Yunzhu's hand
"What you want, as long as there is something in the world, even if I don't have it, then I will find a way to let you have it! Don't say anything, just come with me! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu was stunned for a moment, and then thought that he couldn't sell himself anyway, so he followed him to see what kind of medicine was sold in this kid's gourd, but they walked through the alley, walked about five hundred meters, and suddenly came to an apple orchard, Wang Jinbao pointed to a few of the reddest apples on the treetops not far away
"What about the apples?"
Shangguan Yunzhu panicked instantly
"Wang Jinbao, are you crazy! No matter how good those apples are, but they don't belong to yours, what do you want to do? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and whispered as he walked in with his waist bent
"You're here watching, and if anyone comes, cough twice!"
Shangguan Yunzhu went crazy directly, and immediately rushed up and grabbed his arm
"Looks like you're really crazy? If you want to steal apples, aren't you afraid of being caught and breaking your dog's legs? ”
Wang Jinbao looked at Shangguan Yunzhu's nervous expression, and then secretly kissed her on the forehead
"Haven't you heard that the best thing in the world is besides laziness and kissing, and stealing apples for your beloved is my greatest happiness! I believe that it tastes like another flavor, since you are here, then go in with me, I will pick it for you above, and you will pick it up below! ”