Chapter 169: The Drunk Driver
"Hmm. Teapot Xiao Zhenghong nodded. It seems that he does not intend to investigate Liu Shiyu's fault. But no one knows what is going on in your heart.
Just call and say it, and be heard. But Yu Yuanzhi heard it. As soon as Xiao Zhenghong thought of this, he couldn't wait to rush to Hanchuan to tie up Liu Shiyu and torture him, and let him taste the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty one by one.
Gu Lingyun went out after lunch.
Wang Yun came to Xijing and wanted to meet him. The location was set in a gallery.
The Dragon Boat Festival meeting was set in the gallery, which made Gu Lingyun wonder.
Although it is not a large-scale occasion, there are inevitably very few people, right? It took half an hour for two or three people to get in.
Gu Lingyun arrived a little earlier and lingered at the door.
The afternoon sun was extremely scorching, and Gu Lingyun had no doubt that he would be carried away if he had to be carried away if he had been stretched for a while.
And the security uncle looked at him from time to time, his expression was full of vigilance. This is treating him as a suspicious person.
Since they're all here, let's take a look. Besides, standing here is really going to be fatal. There aren't many people visiting this gallery, so the ticket price shouldn't be expensive. What's more, the look in the security uncle's eyes is either suspicious of me or wants to talk, I don't want to go to tea with the police uncle. Gu Lingyun made up his mind and raised his legs to walk inside.
Gu Lingyun took out a fifty yuan green bill from his pocket and handed it to the conductor very arrogantly, "One ticket." ”
"Sir, seventy for adults." The conductor knocked on a sign in Gu Lingyun's hand.
It reads, "Dragon Boat Festival special, adult ticket is 70, children, the elderly, soldiers, and the disabled are free." ”
"Is it okay to give me a child ticket? Persons with disabilities are also eligible. Gu Lingyun asked cautiously, and at the same time stretched out his hand to get the banknote back.
Then, the security guard looked over, and the black baton in his hand seemed to glow in the sun.
"Adult ticket." Gu Lingyun gritted his teeth, and took another twenty yuan to the conductor with a crying voice.
After taking the ticket, Gu Lingyun felt distressed for a while, then straightened his waist, shook it casually under the suspicious gaze of everyone, and then stopped in front of a fairly wide painting.
There is no one left in the Lord or me. Actually, it's quite simple, just pretend to be looking at the painting, as long as you keep pace with others, no one will know that I'm being cheated. Uh-huh, that's it. Gu Lingyun looked around from the corner of his eyes.
Under normal circumstances, he would definitely want to say that since the money has been given, he must look at it for a while before he feels that he has lost a little less. But he couldn't read the paintings at all. It's going crazy to keep him facing this.
"Do you like his work too?" An unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded from the side.
Gu Lingyun turned his head, and an uncle wearing a short-sleeved shirt appeared in his sight, looking about forty years old and having a kind face.
Hey, who is "he"? Who are you? Gu Lingyun asked in his heart.
He didn't expect that he would behave no different from other people who looked at the paintings, and that there would be people to talk to him.
But on the surface, he remained silent, "It's okay." ”
"His paintings are very good, although they are not famous. But this can be regarded as the treasure of the town hall. The uncle said with great interest.
Dare to love me, I'm standing in the wrong position? Gu Lingyun was a little annoyed. This is the loss of having no culture.
"Few painters of his time in Russia were as bold as he was." Uncle continued.
Oh, it's the Russians. Anyway, what kind of driver should be (Sky)······ Gu Lingyun complained in his heart.
His gaze quickly shifted to the introduction next to the painting, and then he said, "Impressionists, everyone has their own opinion." Some people think it's good, and naturally some people think it's bad. The pearl will not be dusty here. ”
Gu Lingyun's words slapped the owner's ass by the way.
"Huh······ That's right, too. The uncle laughed, "Then what do you think of this painting?" ”
"Opinion?" Gu Lingyun's heart beat violently.
"Or what do you think the painting is trying to convey?" The uncle smiled kindly.
It is expressed that this "driver" is either drunk driving or red-green color blindness, and the traffic lights are not clear······ For this kind of painting, give me seventy yuan, and I can help you paint ten. Pick up the paint bucket and sprinkle it casually. Gu Lingyun complained frantically in his heart.
Gu Lingyun met the uncle's expectant gaze and replied stubbornly, "Maybe he wants to express that the damage to the human brain caused by alcohol is irreversible." The driver had a drop of wine, and his relatives had two lines of tears. Gu Lingyun couldn't help but say it.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have thought of an answer. You can't use dog skin plasters to express the attitude of wild and uninhibited life and the yearning for freedom, right? I don't believe it myself.
The uncle was stunned for a few seconds, glanced at Gu Lingyun deeply, and then laughed, "Hahaha·······"
Then he leaned down with laughter, holding his stomach with his hands, and looked like he was about to cramp with laughter.
It didn't stop for a whole minute.
Everyone in the exhibition hall looked over, curious to know what was going on here.
Gu Lingyun was a little cramped in front of everyone.
Hey, hey, is it that funny? Even if it hits your laugh, it won't make you happy like this, right? Everybody has seen it, uncle! Shall we stop at the right time?
If it weren't for the fact that Wang Yun hadn't come yet, and he had already spent money to buy tickets, it would be too much of a loss to go out in less than ten minutes after coming in, Gu Lingyun might have left this uncle behind and fled alone.
"Give me a hand." The uncle stretched out his hand and said to Gu Lingyun.
Are you a princess in the carriage? Still need help? Gu Lingyun stretched out his hand to pull him up while sneering.
"You······ You're interesting. The uncle smiled and patted Gu Lingyun's shoulder, "Is this what you are talking about?" Dare to say what is in your heart, should you say that you are courageous or sincere? ”
Gu Lingyun's clear eyes rolled twice, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Interpret his thoughts. He first thought of the story of the river god. The one who asked, "Son, did you drop this golden axe?" Or this silver axe? Or is it this tattered axe? "The god of the river.
Then he thought, could it be that I was lucky enough to meet a similar person who wanted to praise my honesty and help me pay for the ticket?
Then the uncle left under Gu Lingyun's expectant gaze.
yes, that's it. Walk gently, just as softly, wave your sleeves, not take away a cloud, and leave not a penny.
This script is not right. You don't intend to say anything, what are you praising me for? You don't have any rewards for praising people to be embarrassed? Gu Lingyun shouted in his heart. One Person, One Autumn: