"But why didn't I think of this trick?" Zhou Yu was a little remorseful, "I knew that those who came to me to shoot in the past would have charged a fee." Burning Word Pavilion"

"The wicked have their own evildoers. I finally understand why you were touched in the first place. Xiao Zhenghong shook his head and said.

"Can you not mention that?" Zhou Yu's face darkened, "Also, why do you know everything?" Don't tell me you were there at the time. I suspect that all the pleasant things I've experienced in the last twenty years or so are behind the scenes controlled by your black hand. ”

"It has something to do with me? Who doesn't know about your? Xiao Zhenghong said with a humble eye, "Don't make it like you have paranoia about being killed." ”

Zhou Yu opened his mouth, and just wanted to say something, but was blocked back by Xiao Zhenghong, "Just those things about you, you can publish a collection of jokes similar to the old master." ”

"you." Zhou Yu smashed a walnut over.

Xiao Zhenghong caught it steadily, "Isn't it just that I was touched by a high school classmate, what's so embarrassing." Of course I'll have to inquire about such an interesting thing. ”

"No, there were only two people at the time, how did you know?" Zhou Yu snorted coldly, "Do you still have a camera in my car?" ”

"I'm not that perverted, put on a camera to see what you have to look like as a big man." Xiao Zhenghong pursed his lips and said, "Who told you that it's just the two of you?" ”

"Or else?" Zhou Yu recalled,

"There are so many ······ on the side of the road" Xiao Zhenghong smiled.

"Damn, I'm going to report you. It even hacked into the bus system. Zhou Yu said that he was about to dial with his mobile phone.

"When did I say I hacked the bus system? At that time, there were still people on the side of the road who saw it. Xiao Zhenghong said with a smile, "It turns out that there are still many good people in this world." Two well-wishers were afraid that you would suffer a loss, so they recorded the whole process in order to testify for you. There's also a coincidental framing video in that piece. Hey hey······· Pieced together, the complete event was restored. ”

"How boring you have to be." Zhou Yu couldn't complain, "Also, how did you get such a private thing?" ”

"I don't know how I got it. Anyway, I've already restored the truth of the matter. Xiao Zhenghong spread his hands, "But I said Lao Zhou, you have a lot of trouble." I'm wondering if I should include you in my article for publication, maybe I can get you a group of fans. ”

"You'd better die." Zhou Yu smashed another walnut in the past.

"If no one knows, he must not do it. What are you doing with such a big temper? Menopause is coming, huh? Xiao Zhenghong smiled so hard that the walnut was peeled open and thrown into his mouth.

Although Xiao Zhenghong claims to have restored the truth of the matter, in fact there are still some deviations.

It was autumn, and Zhou Yu was driving on a two-way street, with many shops on both sides with closed doors waiting to be transferred.

He parked his car on the side of the road, and as soon as he came out of a bakery, he met one of his old classmates standing next to the car.

The two exchanged a few words and went straight to the point. A classmate who hasn't been in touch for a few years once appears in front of him, and what he wants to ask most is nothing more than what he is doing now, whether he is married or not.

Zhou Yu was not exempt from vulgarity.

Then his classmates told him that he was a young actor, but he was just running tricks, and how much he could get paid every day depended on luck. The place of work is on this street.

Zhou Yu sighed and sighed for a while. Life in the capital is not easy, and the good young man who had dreams and ambitions back then is now a young man, and his face is engraved with the vicissitudes of social carving.

At this time, Zhou Yu must be polite and say something like "Big star, I can brag to others that I was a classmate of so-and-so in the future". The two pursued each other and exchanged a few polite words, and they were about to separate.

The old classmate was also very enthusiastic to help him open the door.

It's just that as soon as Zhou Yu started the car, a "oops" suddenly came into his ears.

He hurriedly got out of the car to see, and his old classmate was falling in front of the car, shouting, "You hit someone, you said how to pay for it." ”

At that time, Zhou Yu had thousands of divine beasts rushing by in his heart, and his face was as black as if he had gone to the wilderness of the Great Rift Valley to survive for a year.

When he first heard the sentence that his work location was on this street, he didn't react yet, thinking that a crew had been filming here recently.

Now I understand everything. God's special actor. Isn't it an actor who touches porcelain? Those who are still playing tricks are indeed playing tricks.

The old classmate raised his head and saw that Zhou Yu's face was not very good, so he quickly stood up, "It turned out to be an old classmate, I said it earlier." I can't slander anyone. I'm a conditioned reflex, an occupational disease. Hurry up and get in the car, it's all a misunderstanding. ”

Zhou Yu got into the car again with a black face.

If he wants to say that he is afraid of being touched, he is not worried. After all, there is a dash cam in the car.

It's just that the thought that the first time he was touched porcelain in his life was by an acquaintance, it made him very depressed.

Fortunately, Zhou Yu is an optimistic and cheerful child with a very high psychological quality, so he will not be autistic on the spot, and he will never believe that there is true love in the world.

From another point of view, this incident also reflects the true feelings in the world.

If the old classmates turn their faces and don't recognize people, and treat the friendship of classmates as bullshit, or as a little more expensive than shit, then they will not send Zhou Yu to the car, but will be sent to the bureau by Zhou Yu.

When Zhou Yu thought of this, he couldn't help but sigh, "It's not easy." ”

Xiao Zhenghong whistled and looked at him with a sense of teasing.

"Play cards, play cards. Don't talk about that. Zhou Yu's face darkened, and he took a deck of poker from the table and began to shuffle the cards.

"Annoyed and angry." Xiao Zhenghong shook his head.

Zhou Yu glanced at him, and then at him again. After dividing the cards, he suddenly said to Xiao Zhenghong, "Do you have this spare time or worry more about your own affairs?" ”

"What can I worry about?" Xiao Zhenghong said while sorting out the cards.

"Concern and concern may be beyond the reach of the whip, but indifference and alienation can come over the mountains. Some things are not as easy as you think. Zhou Yu's tone was very ordinary, but with a bit of advice.

Xiao Zhenghong smiled and was noncommittal.

Zhou Yu didn't care about it when he saw this. Whether Xiao Zhenghong takes it to heart or not, he can only say that. Sometimes Xiao Zhenghong is overconfident, even a little self-confident.

If you really want to encounter that kind of time, he can't do anything.

Xiao Zhenghong knew very well what Zhou Yu was talking about. It's just that he subconsciously doesn't believe that he will be part of the "majority" of the army.

What he believes is that the mountains and seas are flat across the mountains and seas that he loves.

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