Am I really sick?

Lin Yuan lay back on the bed, staring blankly at the faint ceiling, in his vision, the faint ceiling was full of fireworks, one or two, three and four, delicate and magnificent, indescribable!

After the fireworks, there was a magnificent image of countless warships hanging in the air, and after about ten seconds, the content of the horizon turned again, turning into a vast gravel landscape......

The content in the horizon is almost every ten seconds, and each turn is different, and Lin Yuan even saw the swampy area during the test in some screens, and there were also hideous-looking dinosaurs in it!

Universe, starry sky, war, swamp, mutated creatures, did I capture the version database of the virtual world?

Lin Yuan smiled bitterly in his heart.

I don't have to have a headache about memorizing game materials anymore, because this thing goes straight into my head!

"To be on the safe side, I'd better search for relevant cases, if the province is really sick by then, it will be very bad!"

Lin Yuan opened the community doctor app on his mobile phone, described his illness in detail, and then waited for about five minutes, and the community's smart doctor came to a rough conclusion.

"Hello, after detailed observation, we preliminarily determined that you are suffering from a mental and psychological disease, and recommend that the patient go to the community hospital for a psychological CT, and the corresponding detailed diagnosis, and then do the next step of treatment. If you don't want to go to a community hospital, you need to take antipsychotic drugs in time! ”

Mental and psychological diseases???

Lin Yuan was a little confused, he tested a game internally, why did he get a mental illness!

It doesn't make sense!

Lin Yuan, who did not believe in evil, changed his medical application and continued to test, but the answer from three consecutive medical applications was the same, "Mental and psychological diseases, it is recommended that patients go to the psychiatric department for a comprehensive test"!

Lin Yuan: (╯_╰)B!

Uncomfortable!

Forget it, let's check it tomorrow, anyway, the student card won't cost a few dollars......

With such thoughts, Lin Yuan finally couldn't resist the sleepiness, and fell asleep with the quilt covering his head.

……

Following.

The weather was clear, sunny and the sky was clear.

Tianyang Community is located under the dense green shade, which is extraordinarily noble and elegant.

Lin Yuan still got up at 6:30, and after playing a set of military body boxing + 100 sit-ups, and 200 push-ups, the tiredness left over from staying up all night was swept away, and the whole person was much more energetic.

Lin Yuan quickly finished eating four pieces of white bread, plus two ham omelettes, and after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, he took a small bag, which contained his necessary documents, and was ready to go to the hospital as soon as possible to hang up a psychiatric number.

"Zhang Jiali, I put breakfast on the table, remember to put the bowl in the sink when you finish eating, and wait for me to come back and deal with it!" Before going out, Lin Yuan ran to the door of the child and yelled loudly.

"I'm annoyed, I'm arguing with your sister early in the morning!" Zhang Jiali's anger can be felt even when she is resting on the door.

"Hahaha, aren't you my sister, ahahaha......"

After saying goodbye to the children, Lin Yuan drove his small tram, facing the morning wind, aiming directly at the community hospital.

……

"Name, age, what's the problem?"

Community Hospital, Psychiatric Laboratory.

Lin Yuan sat opposite a middle-aged bald man in a white coat.

"Lin Yuan, 22 years old this year, the symptoms are intermittent hallucinations, the time of appearance was in the early hours of last night, I suspect it is caused by excessive fatigue, but the community intelligent doctor judged that I am a mental and psychological disease, so I want to come and check it out!" Lin Yuan said seriously.

"Oh, mental and psychological diseases, then you should go for a psychological CT first, and after the examination, let's talk about it in detail!" Dr. Bai Coat sketched a test sheet in cursive script.

"Hmm!" Lin Yuan glanced at the test sheet and found a patch of weeds, if it weren't for the fact that the title was an electronically printed regular script version, he would probably not know a word.

It seems that the profession of a doctor in these years is not easy to mix!

"Turn left when you go out of the psychological CT room, and the third room in the order is it!" The white coat doctor did not raise his head, and continued to operate the computer with his head down.

"Thank you!"

Lin Yuan picked up the test sheet and soon found the psychological CT room.

After swiping open the door with the health insurance card, a small simple room appeared in front of me.

A table, a chair, and a large screen are the basic layout of a psychological CT room.

The simple space seemed to prevent cheating in exams, which made Lin Yuan a little disappointed.

Perhaps, the traditional detection method is more accurate!

Lin Yuan sat on the chair and manually clicked the test button.

"Welcome patient number 6528, do you want to start psychometric testing now?"

The bold subtitles in bold are scrolling on the big screen, a strong old earth era, and the bitter cold wind is blowing in the face.

Old, dilapidated, miserable!

Friendship, harmony, democracy, prosperity and justice...... Lin Yuan chanted silently in his heart, and after about seventeen seconds, he finally calmed down the pressure in his heart, and said in a deep voice to the light screen:

"Let's get started!"

"Drop!"

"Psychometric Test Question 1: What would you do if you noticed that your roommate started wearing women's clothes, drawing eyeliner, and throwing winks at you from time to time?"

"Sorry, I don't live in school!" Lin Yuan replied calmly.

As if it had been stalked, the intelligent AI was inexplicably sluggish for a second.

"Okay then, psychometric test question 2: Does a man who smokes smell or does a man who drinks a drink?" Intelligent AI quickly solves the problem.

Lin Yuan looked at the topic, his eyes froze, and after thinking for about three seconds, he spoke: "There are those who don't take a bath!" ”

"You ate 50 skewers of lamb in one go, and then your mother saw it and said four words, may I ask which four words your mother can say?"

"You're so sassy!"

“……”

Even Pinru's wardrobe has resisted, you are so good, does his mother know?

……

When Lin Yuan continued to brush up on the questions, Tianyang Community Hospital ushered in a heavyweight big man!

Zhao Deqing, the president of the community hospital, and a group of hospital leaders are standing at the door of the hospital at this time, quietly waiting for the arrival of Deputy Mayor Li Tiancheng!

Above their heads, there were several red virtual banners, simulating the gesture of being blown by the wind.

"Warmly welcome Comrade Li Tiancheng to visit our hospital for guidance!"

About two minutes later, five or six hovercars roared towards them and finally came to a steady stop in front of the hospital gate.

Click!

A tall man with a resolute face stretched out his hand to open the car door, and as soon as Zhao Deqing saw this person, he immediately strode up to meet him.

"Welcome Comrade Li Tiancheng to our hospital to guide the work, haha......" Zhao Deqing stretched out his right hand and smiled heroically.

Li Tiancheng stretched out his hand to shake the other party, smiled, and responded, "Learn from each other and make progress from each other!" ”

The two exchanged a few pleasantries, and then moved on to the subject of investigation.

Tianyang Community belongs to the upper class community of City A, if it is divided according to the previous class, it can be roughly divided into the prince level, and the community hospital in charge of the health and safety of the entire community, Zhao Deqing is naturally not an ordinary person!

"This is the radiology department, a few years ago, we spent a lot of money to introduce a 'five-level' radiology instrument, which can effectively treat the corresponding diseases, oh, this is our director of the radiology department, Chen Baisheng, graduated from the University of Tokyo, an absolute top student!"

"Yes, the medical equipment is quite advanced. By the way, Director Chen, can you talk about how the management system of your department is implemented? Li Tiancheng smiled, "I'm very interested in this!" ”

"Our department management system is mainly divided into two parts, one is the patient evaluation system, which takes patient satisfaction as the standard and rewards and punishes doctors accordingly; The second is the responsibility tracking system, which strictly controls the incident with perfect rules and procedures, reduces the accidents caused by human operation, and achieves the purpose of improving the professionalism of doctors! Chen Baisheng replied in detail, which made Li Tiancheng very satisfied.

"How is this device used, and is there a version of intelligent tutoring?" Li Tiancheng pointed to another silver-white instrument and asked curiously.

"This is the latest 'β' ray therapy device developed by the Cologne Group, which is mainly aimed at ......"

……

On the other side, Lin Yuan's psychological CT problem had been brushed up, and under the guidance of intelligent AI, he returned to the office of the middle-aged bald doctor in a white coat.

"Doctor, I've finished the examination, can you tell what my condition is?" Lin Yuan sat across from the middle-aged bald doctor and asked with some urgency.

In his vision, those strange images were still playing, which made him a little uncomfortable.

"Have you been busy lately?" The middle-aged bald doctor sorted out the documents in his hand and asked casually.

Lin Yuan nodded and admitted calmly, "Yes, I'm a fresh graduate, so I've been a little busy lately!" ”

"Fresh graduates, this can be said to be in the past......" The middle-aged bald doctor muttered quietly, and then continued to ask, "Then have you felt a lot of psychological pressure recently, but because of some scruples, you have not dared to talk to someone?" ”

Lin Yuan's gaze froze for a moment, then he exhaled and said, "Yes! ”

"Do you have a girlfriend?" The middle-aged bald doctor asked abruptly.

Lin Yuan frowned, "No! ”

"Is it going well to go on to higher education?" The bald doctor pushed down his glasses, like the protagonist of that longevity detective anime, and the 'ding' sound on the lenses reflected the light of wisdom.

"It didn't go well!" Lin Yuan replied calmly.

Fresh graduation + no girlfriend + poor education + high psychological pressure + scruples =?

The bald doctor pulled out the diagnosis report of the psychological CT scan, combined with the information obtained from his own inquiry, and he had a bold guess in his heart!

However, there is one last question to sublimate.

"Do you usually call home, is it your father or your mother?"

"Mother!"

At this point, the results are quite obvious!

The bald middle-aged man pretends to organize the documents and tries to make himself appear majestic and credible.

He handed over the psychological CT report and comforted him in a deep voice: "The test report and my empirical diagnosis, you have an 80% chance of suffering from mental anxiety!" ”

Anxiety?

Lin Yuan frowned slightly, he was indeed very anxious about his uncle's matter, but it was certain that he was not blindly anxious......

Seeing that Lin Yuan was silent, the bald doctor thought that he had guessed the disease correctly, and smiled and comforted:

"Mental anxiety disorder is very common in reality, there are many ways to treat it, aside from taking medication, I personally recommend that you eat more and participate in outdoor activities, such as socializing or something, and communicate more with family and friends, confiding is an important way to relieve stress."

"Then there's eating more bananas, especially those that are a specialty of Long Island, which contain certain alkaloids that lift people's spirits and boost their confidence. Moreover, bananas are a source of tryptophan and vitamin B6, both of which can help the brain make serotonin, which is beneficial to the human body! ”

As he spoke, the bald doctor suddenly took out a handful of red-orange bananas from the drawer and handed them to Lin Yuan, "This is a banana grown by my family, it's very sweet, do you want to give it a try?" ”

The corners of Lin Yuan's eyebrows jumped, and then obediently broke off a banana.

Well, the taste is soft, sweet and fresh, and it is really good!

"Haha, it's delicious!" The bald doctor smiled proudly, "It's delicious, this is specially cultivated by me for anxiety patients, and this is the first batch of mature bodies, I am still reluctant to eat it, you will be happy, haha!" ”

Lin Yuan: "......"

I really want to hit someone (〃> dish <)!