Thirty-three, chirp!
Luoshan Chicken Police Station, during the day, in the office area on the fourth floor that had already been vacated, Lei Yan was training the guys on the etiquette of meeting the king of the Great Qin Kingdom.
"Why sweep it on the backs of both hands?" "Skeleton" is stupid, and after learning for a long time, his movements are still not standard, and he sees that the chief's movements are not standard, so he volunteered to act as a representative of public opinion and asked the head coach Lei Yandao, "It's better to kneel directly on one leg, why are you so troublesome?" ”
"Fart" crossed his arms, frowned and leaned on the marble pillar on the side, he felt that Lei Yan let them learn this set of strange etiquette that is unique to the porcelain country, so he resolutely refused to follow along, at this moment, listening to the "skeleton" on behalf of everyone to ask the boss, he immediately echoed beside him: "If it is changed to kneeling on one leg, then I will join, otherwise forget it!" I'm stupid and can't learn. ”
"In order to eat better," Lei Yan looked at all the members, stood speechless for a few seconds, and then said to the crowd, "If we want to eat better, we have to practice." ”
"Ah, eat better, I'm interested in this," Hale swept the backs of his hands stiffly, knelt down on one knee at the female soldier Elizabeth with a smile, and asked Lei Yandao with a smile, "Can you tell me why we can eat better if we practice this?" Boss see how I'm doing? ”
"Hmph, it looks like a puppet, and the movements are terrible," and the "fart spirit" was also very interested when he heard that there was something delicious, and he was afraid that he would forget him, so he rushed to comment on Hale.
"The hand is still a little hard, it seems that I can't just teach you the movements, I have to tell you the origin of the movements," Lei Yan shook his head with a smile at Hale, and said to everyone, "Let's talk about why we practice this well, we can eat better, you are interested in this, okay?" ”
"Okay," the crowd replied neatly, and seemed to be interested in eating and drinking spicy food.
"Make an appointment to meet the king of the Great Qin Kingdom tomorrow, right?" Lei Yan pinched his waist and saw that everyone nodded, so he continued, "Tomorrow is just in time for the day when the small affiliated countries, or the affiliated communities will pay tribute to the Great Qin State, we will perform brilliantly and differently, which can make the king feel respected, and can make the king feel high, and we will be able to get the best hospitality, understand?" ”
"We can't get the best hospitality for such a big case for him?" The chief asked as he knelt down to his wife, Leslie, with two stiff sweeps on the back of his hand.
"We will be entertained, but it can only be ordinary hospitality, not the best hospitality," Lei Yan said to the chief and his wife, "After all, we have received food and materials from the Great Qin Kingdom as agreed, and they are not obliged to give us more courtesy." ”
"Aren't you afraid of affecting our case-handling mood?" Eric, the black guy, also made a blunt gesture to the old man David on the opposite side and asked Lei Yandao.
"Don't be afraid, the ordinary treatment is worthy of us, don't forget that we couldn't eat anything two days ago," Lei Yan waved his hand and said to Eric, "So, if you want the best treatment, you have to be outstanding, and you have to learn this set of etiquette." ”
"This set of etiquette is weird, and it is really outstanding to learn it well," Sherlock Holmes has a big belly, and it takes more effort to practice than others, but he practices very hard, and Barak opposite him comes up and down, and it looks very funny, and he comes to this sentence when he accepts Barak's bow.
"Everyone should understand the boss's good intentions, he is not here to grandstand," the forensic doctor Theresa glanced at Lei Yan and said to everyone, "He is here to improve everyone's lives, is it that anyone who is well trained has the opportunity to meet the king?" ”
"If you don't practice well, you can follow behind," Lei Yan nodded to Theresa and said to everyone, "But I don't dare to guarantee whether the people behind can participate in the king's special banquet." ”
"My God, it turned out to be a special banquet for the king," everyone was in an uproar, and there was a lot of discussion about the banquet, hearing this, the "fart spirit" was a little unsettled next to him, he stammered his tongue, his center of gravity fell from his left foot to his right foot, and from his left foot to his right foot, his eyes were a little confused, and missing the feast was a great loss for him.
"Tell me the origin of the movement, otherwise who can learn it?" "Fart" looked at everyone, hurriedly pocketed back for himself, paved the steps for himself, leaned on the pillar and said to Lei Yan, "Didn't you see that I didn't learn from you, it's too difficult to understand, right?" ”
"Okay, let me tell you how this action came about, this action really requires a little imagination," Lei Yan saw that everyone was nodding after listening to the words of the "fart spirit" Jim, so he stretched out his hands to everyone, made a downward motion, nodded, and said to everyone, "These actions come from the last feudal dynasty of the porcelain country, and they are the etiquette when the minister meets the emperor, and I choose this etiquette to teach everyone because it has a lot of personality." ”
"The last one must be hundreds of years old, right?" The "fart spirit" watched coldly from the side, stood with his arms crossed, and asked with a smile.
"That dynasty is called the Great Qing Dynasty, and it has a history of three or four hundred years," Lei Yan tried to recall, and said to the "fart spirit" and the others, "Even from the end of the dynasty, it is one hundred and twenty years ago, what's wrong?" ”
"How did you learn this etiquette so far away?" The fart strength of the "fart spirit" came again, looked at everyone with a smile, and joked, "You didn't travel from the Qing Dynasty to the United States, did you?" Ha ha! ”
"Of course not, of course not, cough," Lei Yan saw that everyone was happy, and coughed to cover it up, to be exact, this set of etiquette he learned from the domestic TV series of the porcelain country, but if he said it directly, he was afraid that he would be ridiculed, and the etiquette would not be taken seriously, so his mind was spinning, and he immediately decided to tell a lie to round the field, so he cleared his throat and solemnly said to everyone, "This is what I used to teach me when I was studying criminal investigation in porcelain China, a master of Chinese culture, this is a kind of cultural inheritance, and that's how I learned it." ”
"Ah, so that's the case," "Fart Spirit" has watched the ancient dramas of the Porcelain Country, and has a little impression of this etiquette, and guessed that Lei Yan is talking nonsense, but for the sake of better food, he is not ready to say it, just nodded to Lei Yan with a smile and said, which means that Lei Yan should not forget his benefits at the moment.
"Then let me talk about this set of etiquette specifically," Lei Yan knew that the little Wang Ba of "Fart Spirit" was likely to have seen "Huanzhu Gege", nodded to him, meaning to let him talk less, and then immediately said to everyone, "This has to be said from the costumes of the ministers of the Qing Dynasty, they are wearing long robes," Lei Yan gestured with his hands from top to bottom on his body, and pointed to the wrists of his hands, and continued, "The front end of the sleeve is turned up, this is a design, not a simple roll-up," Lei Yan looked at everyone's eyes, Pointing to his wrist, he explained, "This is called horseshoe sleeves, and the fabric is a bit hard, so you need two movements when you unfold it, look, first left and then right," Lei Yan neatly swept the back of his left hand with his right hand, and then swept it on the back of his right hand with his left hand, and then followed a kneeling action, bowed his head and said to everyone, "See?" Keep your head down as a sign of respect for the king. The king is also called Your Majesty, that is, I dare not look at your face, only your Majesty, so you must bow your head! Shout, chirp! Chirp means yes! ”
"Ah, that's it, it turns out that it's the sleeves," everyone listened to Lei Yan's explanation, and they all suddenly realized, with a little imagination, when they swept their hands on the back of their hands, they naturally looked a lot better, and Lei Yan was relieved.
"How about coming along?" Lei Yan looked at Jim, who was anxious and eager to join, and said with a smile.
"Hmph," Boss Jim reluctantly entered, and practiced the movements in a group by himself, and he was actually better than anyone else, and everyone praised him for being smart and good at learning.
"How does it feel?" Lei Yan rubbed his hands and asked "Fart Spirit" with a smile.
"I want to die," the "fart" pouted, feeling stupid B, and complained regularly.