Chapter 286: Vulgarized

The eleventh prince raised his face, his dark pupils were like washed black gems, and his tone was envious, "Second sister-in-law." ”

The grandmother taught him very well, and he was polite to his elders and well-behaved to his brother and sister-in-law.

Princess Erjun looked at the young and ignorant little uncle, a little restraint dissipated in an instant, and her undisguised eyebrows and eyes revealed undisguised tenderness, and softly coaxed the eleventh prince to sit down, feeding tea for a while and helping to wipe her mouth and hands.

The originally silent people spoke to the children, but they came and went, and they were harmonious and lively.

Seeing this, Princess Kang became more and more pleased, and the old hand holding the wine cup slowly raised, and the old eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, "You have been waiting for a long time, let's start the banquet." ”

Her heirs were dead and empty, and the Quanfu people of the clan elected by the sect's mansion gave a toast on their behalf, and the female guests who had re-ordered their seats raised their glasses after listening to the elder's great light, and the cold dishes and hot dishes were served on the table like water.

Nian Qian'an, who sat on the throne with the old birthday star, was inconvenient to look around, and only tasted the words and deeds of Princess Kang in his heart, and felt that this old princess was quite interesting.

She used two things, eating and drinking well, while continuing to taste Princess Shangjun.

Except for always pretending to be tender and fond of firing squibs, Princess Shangjun has nothing else unusual.

At the moment, he was busy taking care of the Ten Princes, sometimes asking the princess of Erjun, and sometimes angrily shouting at Prince Kang that he was tired, more like a child who needed to be taken care of than the Ten Princes, which made the old birthday star laugh and laugh, but added a lot of fun to the bland banquet.

Nian Qian'an almost doubted herself: Could it be that she was thinking too much?

At the end of the meal, everyone moved from the house to the outside, and the entertainment after the meal was nothing more than appreciating flowers, listening to books, watching plays.

In late autumn, the late chrysanthemum is still in full bloom, and the small table in front of each person is placed with the new refreshment, as well as the chrysanthemum wine brewed by the palace courtyard, the fruit with the wine is carved into seasonal flowers, and the dim sum with the tea is made into chrysanthemums of different shapes and colors.

The eleventh prince looked at the novelty, and the child preferred bright colors, grabbed the red chrysanthemum dim sum, and his little face suddenly wrinkled into a bun.

Princess Kang saw it with a wrong eye, and bluffed and said: "Spit it out, spit it out!" It's fried with chili noodles, and children can't eat it! ”

The princess of Erjun and the grandmother were also frightened, and hurriedly coaxed the eleventh prince, but the eleventh prince did not vomit and swallowed, holding the red chrysanthemum dim sum and his face was not wrinkled, "Spicy, delicious!" ”

Princess Kang's expression was stunned first and then relaxed, and she turned her head to greet Nian Qian'an with a smile, half explaining and half missing, "Shu likes spicy flavors, and I still can't change this bite after all these years of returning to Beijing." I heard that the little sixth daughter-in-law is also so sour and spicy, this red chrysanthemum-style fried cheese is what I am used to eating, and the little sixth daughter-in-law is right to taste it? ”

Where did you hear about it?

The princess of Erjun, who is not very affectionate? Or is it the princess of Sangjun, who is too close?

Nian Qian'an's big eyes flickered, and he picked up a piece from the goodness, covering his mouth with his sleeves very politely, and his cheeks encouraged his eyebrows and eyes, "It's the right taste, it's really delicious." ”

said that the wide sleeves rose and fell, and I ate most of the plate in a face-saving way.

Princess Kang saw that her forehead was oozing thin sweat and her cheeks were flushed, and she bluffed again: "No matter how delicious it is, you can't eat it like this, you can get hot when you turn around!" Quick, change mouth! ”

The maidservants who served each person were busy pouring the chrysanthemum wine, but their actions were not as clever as their minds, and they didn't aim at the wine cup when they poured sake, and they were about to splash on the placket of Nian Qian'an.

Nian Qian'an, who was always ready, secretly rubbed his chest, and secretly rubbed and complained by the way: Anyone who harms people in public is nothing more than pouring tea, wine, soup, and soup!

She said that there was nothing new, but the chest that took the initiative to cooperate was straightened, and the wine was evenly distributed, and half of it was sprinkled on the cuffs of the distant mountains and near the water.

The two and two goods, who are also always ready, move faster than their brains, and both of them instinctively protect the master, and protect the addiction, and they are happy to block up and down left and right.

Even with the first frightened and then stunned maid perfectly deviated, led by the nose by the two two goods' chaotic methods, one accidentally deviated, the remedy like two, three, four, five times one after another, the two two goods were covered in the fragrance of wine, and the maid was anxious and panicked and sweating.

Nian Qian'an, who shrunk his chest silently: "......"

Thousands of confessions, forgetting that the two goods around me are naturally pig teammates!

The female guest who noticed this strange movement also: "......"

I haven't heard of the East Palace's maids, what kind of new juggling is the big girl playing next to the princess?

In the midst of the stunned dog, Princess Shangjun blinked innocently, and giggled with a finger of her hand, "What are the sixth brothers and sisters playing?" I really don't know whether to blame the people of the palace for being clumsy, or whether to praise the people of the palace for being smart and smart, but I look confused! ”

Jiao's laughter interrupted the strange competition, the distant mountains and near the water stopped in a daze, and the maid shook the lid of the wine pot when she heard the words, and half a pot of wine was splashed on Nian Qian'an's shoulder.

Nian Qian'an, who was finally splashed, almost cried with joy: It's rare to be tricked once, it's really not easy, it's not easy!

It's a pity that I can't be happy or cry, and I suddenly become a facial nerve disorder.

Seeing her distorted expression, the maid was so frightened that she knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "It's the slave and maid who are clumsy, please punish the mother, and beg the mother to spare her life!" ”

Jin Shui twisted his sleeves weakly, and Yuan Shan threw the ticking cuffs on the maid's face, throwing out a burst of good smell of wine, and the words of reprimand were also in the ear, "The big happy birthday banquet, which one will punish you and take your cheap life!" Forget it if you're clumsy, but don't learn from those who love to fart and open their mouths to live and die! ”

A pair of fingers scolded Huai, deliberately using the maid to scold the evil slaves of the Jiang family.

Everyone turned their attention and looked at Mrs. Jiang Si, who couldn't sit in the right seat and could only swallow her anger.

The maid was secretly happy, and Ai Ai got up during the period, and hurriedly changed her words: "There are a lot of maids, and the slave maid will take the maid to change her clothes and freshen up." ”

Yuan Shan snorted coldly, "Give you a chance to atone for your sins, why don't you lead the way quickly!" ”

The pig teammate's mouth finally spits out ivory.

The east wind is finally here.

Nian Qian'an was decisive and fluttering in the wind, arrogantly staring at the trembling maid, turning her head and changing her face, and looking at the little magpie with a reserved smile, "You go and accompany the eighth sister, you don't need so many people to follow." ”

There are little girls who have dealt with the original body and can't help but exchange eyes: few people are easy to do, the princess doesn't want to humiliate the servant girl in private, right?

There are not a few people who think this way, but more than half of them sympathize with the servant.

Princess Shangjun leaned on Prince Kang's side and said thoughtfully: "The temper of the sixth brother and sister has always been like this, don't take it to heart uncle." ”

Princess Kang turned her head to look at Princess Shangjun, still with a look of relief, "It's just a subordinate who can't do a good job, and the sixth daughter-in-law is punished, and she deserves it." ”

The main family is not outstanding, and others naturally no longer pay attention.

Princess Shangjun turned her mouth and pointed to the corner on the stage, glanced at her own nurse while laughing, and saw that the nurse nodded slightly, and commented on the lyrics of the drama with a smile and a smile.

Listening to the bustle in Yuxuan, the maid who led the way walked faster and faster, and walked more and more deviantly.

Nian Qian'an was so bored that he counted the sheep in his heart, counted until his head was full of bleating, and asked out loud, "Listen to Yuxuan, don't you have a guest house?" Where are you taking me, how did you go for so long! ”

At first, you could meet people coming and going, but now you can't even hear the birds.

The maid's footsteps paused slightly, and she forced herself to calm down: "Today's guests are full, and the guest house of Tingyuxuan can't accommodate many people. The slave deliberately copied the shortcut, and it was almost there, and the mother endured it. ”

Listening to Yuxuan Luohua Pavilion, just listening to the name is such a battle, it really looks like a courtyard dedicated to women.

However, neither the direction nor the distance is as reasonable as the name.

Nian Qian pouted with peace of mind, complained on his face, and let the maid make amends for her sins and bring her into the quiet and luxurious upper room of Luohua Pavilion, and let the maid please her to speak first, "Niangniang's change of clothes is on the chariot?" The slave maid went to fetch it, and the two sisters just waited for the mother to sit wide. ”

The four eyes of the distant mountains and near the water were super fierce, "Don't go quickly!" ”

The maidservant was eager for this, and when she left, she took the door leaf very intimately.

Nian Qian'an continued to count the sheep, and after counting, he lifted Erlang's legs, "Let's see if the door is locked?" ”

Not only the doors, but also the windows are locked.

The distant mountains and rivers tried hard to suppress the urge to smash the doors and windows, and couldn't suppress the instinct of Qi Qi to roll up his sleeves, and his face was nervous and excited, "Niangniang, what should I do next?" ”

"Cold salad." Nian Qian'an changed his legs, and consciously pretended to be thirteen in place, "Luohua Pavilion is not close to Tingyuxuan, but it is not far to the second door, and most of them are stuck between the inner and outer courtyards. First splash wine to stain the dress, and then lock people to ruin the reputation, this routine is so old that I have won my heart. I want to see if it is Liu Yongcai who opened this door, and what can Liu Yongcai do and say! ”

She was really curious, except for the that she and Liu Qingzhuo had decided to kiss and retreat, what tricks the other party wanted to play.

The distant mountains and rivers were not shocked or worried when they heard the words, but they were more nervous and excited.

Inevitably, he couldn't help but fight his teammates, Nian Qian'an decided that out of sight was clean, left the two of them behind, and squeezed to the door to observe secretly against the crack in the door.

The quiet and unmanned Luohua Pavilion is the only one left to guard the door, from time to time to look at the upper room with the door closed, as if uneasy and expectant, listening to the courtyard door sounding different lengths of tuk tuk sound The old face is bright, turn around and open the door to hand the key, and then flash away and close the door, it is simply flowing in one go!

Nian Qian'an was amazed, and then looked at the physical and external characteristics of the human body, who is it if it is not Liu Yongcai?

"The crown princess?" Liu Yongcai went straight to the upper room while probing, trembling to unlock the lock, not afraid but excited, his movements were unfavorable, but his words became more and more smooth, "Sixth cousin of the family? My dear cousin? Today, I finally got my wish, and I can have a good relationship with my sixth cousin......"

As he spoke, he sucked his saliva, the more eager he was, the more he couldn't open the door lock, and he poured half of his bones halfway through the foul language.

The distant mountains and near the water were so angry that their bones hurt, and the sleeves that were half of them were barely torn directly, and the four eyes were so red that they couldn't swallow Liu Yongcai alive, and they wanted to break down the door and beat people regardless of it, but they were nailed to the spot by Nian Qian'an's sudden turning back.

Seeing Nian Qian'an, the two of them lowered their eyes and stood still, and subconsciously followed to look at the ground, "Niangniang? What are you looking at? ”

Nian Qian'an's half-drooping face did not fluctuate, and even revealed sadness, "Am I looking at my shadow is lonely, lonely and bloody?" ”

The who loves to commit in the water with her brain is obviously the original body, but in the end, she is actually the one who is vulgar?

The original body has a Chu Ke who has been secretly in love for many years, why is it her turn to be such a good person as Liu Yong?

She really hasn't fallen in love with a man or a woman, bastard!

Princess Shangjun disgusted her with Liu Yongcai, it was so insulting!

Tens of thousands of grass horses galloped by, and Nian Qian'an, who was trampled on Qingqi's thoughts in turn, was completely angry.

And half of the anger turned into a speechless distant mountain and near water: "......"

Suddenly feel that the crown princess is more indebted than Liu Yongcai, what's going on?

Outside the door, Liu Yongcai became more and more unbearable the more he talked.

The distant mountains and near the water sadly and angrily supported the atmosphere that had been destroyed by Nian Qian'an, and let go of his throat and shouted: "Where did you come from!" Dare to speak disrespectfully to our mother! ”

Liu Yongcai was not panicked when he was scared, but he was actually obscene, "Sisters, don't be annoyed, I'll coax you to dissipate your anger later!" ”

A princess who eats a snack with spices, two weak big girls like small peppers, who can scare?

He's waiting to hug left and right to enjoy the blessings!

Liu Yongcai's bones were crispy all over his body, and his subordinates were trembling more and more anxiously, only to hear a click, and the door lock that had been tinkering for a long time was opened.

The door shaft creaked, and Liu Yongcai fell into the door, and the impatient salty pig hand shook a few times before touching the person: one, two, three, four, huh?

Why is there an extra man?