If you want to talk about the Zhendong Gang, you have to boost Wu Zhendong, the leader of the East Gang.

Wu Zhendong is not tall, with average appearance, average family background, average learning, no special skills, introverted and shy.

No matter how you look at it, it's an ordinary child.

The ordinary Wu Zhendong is the real boss of the Zhendong Gang.

Wu Zhendong's misfortune is all related to this Zhendong Gang.

And this unfortunate beginning started with one of his roommates.

This roommate has a very strange name: Xiahou Xuhui.

From the beginning of military training, Wu Zhendong was the focus of the class. Because this child is constantly nervous, he always turns when he kicks the right step, and he has become a thorn in the side of the instructor.

Later, the kind girls in the same row taught him that every time he turned a step and padd, he could solve the problem well. And Wu Zhendong, who was too serious, stepped too much, so big that he was already jumping.

Every time Wu Zhendong jumped up, the instructor had to scold him louder.

Poor Wu Zhendong became very distressed because of this.

What's even more pitiful is that the person behind him in the phalanx is Xiahou Xuhui.

What's even more pitiful is that Xiahou Xuhui is next to Teacher Bi.

What's even more pitiful is that due to his too prominent height, the person who is standing in the middle of the team (coincidentally, that position is Wu Zhendong's standing) is Lin Xinru.

Although these three people were not so good at that time, the common problem of playing tricks made them all target Wu Zhendong.

During the break, Xiahou Xuhui and Teacher Bi pretended to tell Wu Zhendong that they would help him beat in a low voice when walking, and they would definitely not be able to turn along if they followed the beat.

Lin Xinru also took great pains to tell Wu Zhendong that if something really went wrong, he would also remind Wu Zhendong in a low voice to hurry up.

Where did Wu Zhendong know what kind of person he was at that time? I don't gratefully believe it.

After the command to walk in unison, Xia Hou deliberately shouted fast pace, while Teacher Bi deliberately shouted slow pace.

When Wu Zhendong's pace was about to turn around, Lin Xinru would deliberately remind him in a nervous tone: "Jump!" ”

Wu Zhendong will really jump up subconsciously.

Later, the instructor couldn't stand Wu Zhendong, who was always "bubbling", so he stopped the entire phalanx - the rest rested in place, leaving Wu Zhendong alone to follow the instructor's slogan.

It was a hot summer evening, on the huge playground, the students watched Wu Zhendong face the sunset alone, just like the hiccup character in the funny cartoons in Europe and the United States, walking two steps and jumping, walking farther and farther under the company and scolding of the instructor, until it became a vague silhouette.

Later, Ruby Lin recalled that it was the most beautiful sunset he had ever seen when he was young.

Since then, Wu Zhendong has had the nickname of "Jumping" among the girls of the same year.

And his nightmare was just beginning.

For example, once Xiahou Xuhui cautiously told Wu Zhendong that he had accidentally found an extremely vulgar Japanese movie in Ruby Lin's computer, and Xiahou sincerely invited Wu Zhendong to go with him to Ruby Lin's dormitory for a critical viewing.

Through Xiahou's vivid description, those unsightly scenes that made people blushing vividly showed in front of the simple Wu Zhendong.

So, Wu Zhendong happily went.

When he arrived at Ruby Lin's dormitory, Wu Zhendong found that everyone in Ruby Lin's dormitory had turned off the lights and went to bed, while Ruby Lin herself was wailing in the bathroom.

"Xiahou, don't fucking look at it, help Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's legs are numb!"

And Xiahou Xuhui looked at Ruby Lin's computer as if he hadn't heard it.

The roommates in the same dormitory also lay calmly on the bed as if they hadn't heard.

The kind-hearted Wu Zhendong didn't care about the Japanese movie, and hurriedly asked Ruby Lin what happened through the toilet door.

It turned out that Ruby Lin went to the toilet with a large size, but during the process, she found that there was no roll in the toilet. So he yelled for help, but he didn't know what he did wrong and offended his roommate, and no one wanted to hand him a piece of paper.

Finally, Xia Hou came to him to play at this time, and learned that he was trapped in the toilet and didn't help him, but took this opportunity to rummage through the small movies in his computer.

At this time, more than forty minutes had passed since Ruby Lin went to the toilet.

"Xiahou, I beg you, my legs are numb!!"

Although Lin Xinru usually teased him, Wu Zhendong still had compassion and advised Xiahou - if this continues, it will be easy to fall out of the anus.

"I don't go, whoever likes to go." Xiahou Xuhui's eyes didn't take his eyes off Ruby Lin's computer screen at all.

Wu Zhendong didn't have time to think about why Xiahou was so strangely cold-blooded this night, thinking that it was important to save people, so he asked Lin Xinru where he put the toilet paper.

"In my closet, you can see it as soon as you open it."

Who knew that as soon as Wu Zhendong opened the door of Ruby Lin's wardrobe, Teacher Bi squatted inside, holding a roll of tissue paper in both hands, and said to Wu Zhendong respectfully: "Brother, the paper is here." ”

Wu Zhendong screamed in fright and sat down on the ground.

At this time, the lights in the bedroom turned on, and everyone—including Ruby Lin in the toilet, Ruby Lin's roommate who was hiding in bed, and Su Daji, who had been hiding on the bed behind Wu Zhendong and secretly taking pictures with his mobile phone—all walked out and laughed with Xiahou Xuhui until they chopped peppers.

The next day, the video of Wu Zhendong being paralyzed completely spread throughout the advertising student group.

Another time, Wu Zhendong uploaded a selfie of himself on his school's intranet homepage because he had a new haircut that was quite popular at the time.

That night, in order to raise money for his birthday party, he went to a large-scale event site after school to work part-time as an all-night builder.

When I returned to the dormitory the next morning, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I realized that I had become popular outside the school.

It turned out that after he left, Xiahou Xuhui and Mr. Bi invariably left a message under the photo - the two of them talked about cross talk, and later called Lin Xinru to join their message team, and the three of them began to make limericks about Wu Zhendong's new hairstyle.

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Bi forwarded the link to the school's homepage, with the title "The handsomeness of our school's grass, blind your dog's eyes", which instantly attracted dozens of his high school and junior high school classmates to click.

After following the example of Xiahou Xuhui and Ruby Lin, they reposted it again, which attracted thousands of comments.

Later, the development of things got a little out of control, and the people who left the messages began to forward them one after another - Lin Xinru and they later recalled that the speed of reading messages at that time was obviously unable to keep up with the speed of updates.

And then I don't know who forwarded this photo and the link to the World of Warcraft post bar.,Overnight, all kinds of P map gods have been dispatched.,The number of follow-ups of that post has reached tens of thousands.。

Maybe you can still find that photo in the World of Warcraft post bar today.

When Wu Zhendong clicked on his school's homepage in the morning, the comments under the photo were still growing slowly—students from all over the world were expressing their thoughts on Wu Zhendong's new hairstyle.

"Who the is this?" At that moment, Wu Zhendong, who was full of emotion, only had one question left in his heart.

Fortunately, the hard work of the all-night was not in vain, and Wu Zhendong finally earned the money to invite guests to dinner.

On his birthday, Wu Zhendong invited Xiahou Xuhui, Teacher Bi, Lin Xinru, and Su Daji, all of whom were fox friends and dogs, to a somewhat expensive Western restaurant in the city.

These people were really unkind that day, what kind of food was expensive-if it weren't for the fact that these stinky boys didn't like to drink, Wu Zhendong's heart almost jumped out.

After Wu Zhendong paid for the meal, he calculated the balance in his pocket, and his heart was a little empty.

After dinner, everyone went to watch a movie together, and they had already bought tickets, but they didn't tell Wu Zhendong.

"I'm sorry Brother Dong, I didn't buy your ticket, let's go first." Teacher Bi said to Wu Zhendong without emotion.

Wu Zhendong shook his head, expressed his indifference, and got into the car back to the dormitory alone.

Since it was a weekend, everyone else in the dorm was out on a date with their girlfriends. Wu Zhendong finished taking a shower alone, opened the second-hand computer he bought from his senior, and prepared to come to a game of Internet CS.

To be reasonable, Wu Zhendong's sniping ability is definitely first-class in school, but unfortunately his computer is too old, especially the mouse often fails.

But even so, Wu Zhendong can still play well in school.

Just when Wu Zhendong was in the middle of the battle, Xiahou Xuhui suddenly broke into the dormitory, couldn't help but snatch the keyboard from his hand, slammed it on the desktop, and a few keys flew out in an instant.

Before Wu Zhendong could react, Su Daji also rushed over from behind, dragged Wu Zhendong's mouse, tore off the mouse line, and stomped the mouse under his feet.

Immediately afterwards, Ruby Lin rushed over and took out the iron pipe that she found out of nowhere, and smashed Wu Zhendong's computer screen in one fell swoop. At this moment, Wu Zhendong's keyboard was completely smashed in two by Xiahou Xuhui.

Teacher Bi also came over to Wu Zhendong's computer host and kicked it a few times.

When everything was destroyed by them, Wu Zhendong, who did not receive a gift on his birthday that day, did not eat a birthday cake, and did not receive a blessing text message, was completely stunned.

Tears swirled vigorously in Wu Zhendong's eyes.

Suddenly, the gang smiled maliciously and moved out of the dormitory a brand-new computer mainframe, a set of CS-specific team keyboards and mice, the latest ultra-thin large crooms on the market, and even the mouse pads were high-end items for the team.

Everyone quickly helped Wu Zhendong assemble the new computer, and immediately started the CS that had been installed after a short boot.

"Come, Brother Dong, show your achievements to the younger brothers." Xiahou Xuhui said.

Wu Zhendong, who had reacted for a long time, hugged these bastards, and finally cried out.

Wu Zhendong, who was still in the mood to play games, hurriedly took out his remaining money and invited everyone to have a barbecue, Lin Xinru carried him onto his shoulders and said, "Don't worry, we won't let you go if you spend less than 500 yuan this time." ”

When they arrived at the barbecue stall in the cafeteria, all kinds of skewers and candle-lit cakes that the bastards had prepared were waiting for Wu Zhendong to enjoy.

Wu Zhendong is the youngest child in the family, and every autumn he takes a few more days off to go home to do farm work during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Every year, even his parents don't remember his birthday.

That night, a group of people talked and laughed, and they also started an organization called the "Zhendong Gang" in a decent way - Wu Zhendong is the absolute gang leader, Lin Xinru and Su Daji are the left and right protectors, Teacher Bi is the military advisor, and Xiahou Xuhui is the head of the financial hall.

Everyone also made up a set of life experiences for Wu Zhendong that are enough to mess with the truth - the owner of the largest betel nut orchard in his hometown, his father is the richest man in the local area, and later because he came here to go to school, he had to transfer part of his family's smuggling and drug business to the city, etc., the more outrageous he said, the more he said it, the more it looked like the truth.

At that time, these fools didn't expect what the words "Zhendong Gang" would mean in the future.

One night, Wu Zhendong and a few fellow villagers gathered in a small restaurant in the old campus, and Wu Zhendong, who was happy to drink, chatted with the villagers about Lin Xinru's "mud rubbing incident" and "canteen fan incident", which caused everyone to laugh.

Unexpectedly, he was listened to by a bad senior who drank sullenly at the other table.

After a full meal, Wu Zhendong walked alone to the dormitory building of the new campus because he was in a different direction.

Before he reached the gate of the new campus, the bad senior caught up with Wu Zhendong.

"Do you know Lin Xinru from the Zhendong Gang, say!"

He grabbed the thin Wu Zhendong and lifted Wu Zhendong up, asking in an obviously threatening tone.

As soon as Wu Zhendong smelled the strong smell of liquor on this person's body, he knew that he was in trouble with alcohol. Half out of fear and half out of righteousness, Wu Zhendong chose to remain silent.

Later, when he was found by a passing classmate, Wu Zhendong had been ridden under the crotch and beaten to the point that his face was covered in blood.

The other party asked Wu Zhendong if he knew which dormitory Lin Xinru lived in, and the righteous Wu Zhendong did not confide in the other party from beginning to end.

Lin Xinru, who learned the whole story, carefully asked the classmate who saved Wu Zhendong about the appearance of the bad senior, and through his relationship in the basketball team and with the help of Xiahou Xuhui's connections in the hip-hop club, he finally found the person who beat Wu Zhendong at the end of this semester.

After packing his luggage and preparing to fly home the next day, the bad senior was solving the internal emergency problem in the toilet of the cafeteria, when he suddenly kicked his popliteal fossa and fell to the ground on his knees.

Before he could react, his head was pressed into the urinal, and the person holding him kept pressing the flush button, and urine and clean water poured into his nose and mouth at the same time.

The man was choked and his whole body convulsed, and suddenly his scalp was pulled hard by the person behind him, and he was instantly pulled up half a position, and his face was slammed against the upper edge of the urinal.

Three, four, five. The bad senior immediately saw a black eye, and Venus collided.

When he woke up again, he vaguely saw four people standing in front of him, and the tallest one of them stomped on his chest with his foot, making him breathless.

"Sun thief, come to me directly if you have something in the future, don't do anything to other people, do you hear clearly!"

"Who the are you?" The bad senior asked.

"Remember, Lao Tzu is Lin Xinru, we are the Zhendong Gang, living in the boys' dormitory building in the A2 area of the new campus, shout downstairs if you have something, and my brothers will accompany you at any time!"

After that day, the name of the "Zhendong Gang" completely sounded outside the school, and it also provoked people who should not be provoked, and Lin Xinru and his party, who did not know the consequences of this incident at the time, may never have thought of what would be waiting for them next semester.