Chapter 42: The Driver and the Mount
"Don't bother so much, just go to the top of your mansion, where I changed you from a woman to a girl last time. β
"The 'Hextech Core' can be forcibly charged, as long as you make sure the reactor is still running, there is no problem. β
The boy explained the function of the metal ball in his hand in a serious manner, and under the steel suit, Tony Stark's face was already black and purple.
"Whoosh-"
The flamethrower activated, and Tony flew off the street, heading for Stark Building without saying a word.
Standing on the roof of the building and waiting for a long time without the boy coming, Tony had to ask Jarvis to conduct a large area of location detection, only to find that the little bastard was still in place.
"Why don't you leave?"
Iron Man, who came back again, felt so tired, and it was me who was being ridiculed, what kind of tantrum did you have.
"How do you think I'm going to get there?"
The boy had a "Are you stupid" expression: "Take a taxi?" or move yourself directly to the roof of Stark Industries with your mind?"
"If I'm that good, I'll use my mind to turn your body and memories into a woman, and then show you the cruel truth that you're actually a man and just a little gay at your wedding to Nick Fury......"
"Stop, stopβ"
Tony quickly made a "STOP" gesture, he really couldn't listen to it, that little bastard was so not a thing, trash talk squirted out like rap, like he didn't need to think.
At this moment, he even guessed what the skin color of his and Nick's child was, and he swore as if he was convinced that he would definitely be willing to give Nick a child.
Alas, wait, there seems to be something wrong.
"Bah, bah, bahβ"
Tony, whose thoughts were taken to the ditch by Evan, hurriedly recalled his "communication" experience with various models to correct his already somewhat deviated thinking.
"Pepper's assistant to the president is really good, wait for time for Jarvis to investigate. β
The memories made Tony, who was already a playboy, a little itchy, and secretly determined the next goal.
Meanwhile, Natasha Romanoff was reclining against a broken slab, the bodies of several knife-and-gun thugs lying beside her.
The "Lotus Trap" uses Ember's unique enchantment method, not only being invisible, but also inflicting a spinning cyclone on the person who steps on it, making it difficult to move or even completely restrained in it.
However, Natasha was unlucky because she was arm support, jumped backwards to attack, and the moment the trap broke out, she was in a suspended state without a force point, so she was thrown out by the cyclone that was applied to her body.
If it weren't for the strong quality of the new suit and her athletic skills, maybe it would have been a minor injury but a heavy injury now.
But even if it is an injured widow sister, her combat effectiveness is still not to be underestimated, at least those "friendly people" who think that they have picked up a cheap weapon and want to be close to the beauty in front of them are all twisted and broken by the thighs they want to touch in the blink of an eye.
Watching the fight between the female warrior and the masked man on the building, the corners of Natasha's charming eyes were a little confused.
The other party's wild fighting style and wanton trash talk with no lower limit completely opened a door to a new world for her, and made her understand that she could still fight like this!
A woman can not only make people fear her sexiness and beauty, but also make people afraid of her skills, and even make the other party ignore her woman's identity in that heavy punch and wanton ridicule, gritting her teeth and struggling to support it.
With a light sigh, Natasha shook her head.
This fighting style she can't learn because she's an agent and not a fighter.
Although even she thinks that the nickname "Tyrannosaurus" sounds more sensual than "Black Widow", as a top agent, she does not allow emotions to affect her sanity.
However, not being able to learn does not mean that you can't appreciate it, especially since the object of the beating is still the hateful masked man.
Looking at the majestic figure, Natasha looked longing, as if she had seen the mentor of her life.
......
"You mean, let me take you to the top of Stark Tower?"
It took Tony a long time to endure trash talk and pull out the other party's purpose from Evan's lip that made people want to sew him, and laughed angrily: "You just say no, as for spraying so much useless sewage like an octopus!"
"Huh, straight ahead?"
The boy snorted coldly and said confidently, "And then endure your trash talk and ridicule and go to the roof of the Stark Industrial Building?"
β......β
Tony resisted the urge to lift the little bastard upside down and tie him to a tree, and shot back in words, "That's your attitude?"
"It's a big deal that I won't call you a sissy in the future, Iron Girl!"
Ivan pursed his lips as if he had suffered a loss.
"Heh," Tony laughed at the boy's shamelessness, "then do you need me to write you a thank you letter, generous little friend?"
"Fifty thousand words will do," the boy waved his hand, "I don't necessarily have time to read it if it's too long, after all, it's ........"
"Alright," Tony sighed in resignation, giving up his intention to take advantage of the other party in terms of words, and urged, "Hurry up and go, you can't just talk about saving New York!"
Hearing this, Evan walked towards the red-gold iron man opposite, then stopped as if he had thought of something, and said timidly, "Tony, there is something I have to tell you." β
"What?"
"Molestation of boys is a crime and is morally and conscience-reprehensib, you know?"
β......β
Tony felt a breath in his chest and couldn't swallow it, and it took a long time before he scolded: "What do you have in your head!"
"If you don't want me to carry you over, run over by yourself!"
Stark, who was about to be mad by the boy who didn't know what to do, roared in his suit: "I don't dislike you as a driver, what do you dislike!"
"Okay, okay," Evan shrugged, his face awe-inspiring like that of Jesus before the Passion, "for the sake of the people of New York, I'll sacrifice a little bit." β
"By the way," said the boy, who had just lifted his footsteps, stopped where he was and asked, "Can you fly so smoothly?"
As he spoke, Evan tucked one hand to his waist and raised the other vertically, making a classic Superman flying movement: "I'm not talking about flying vertically, but flying sideways, how about it, can you keep it steady?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Tony answered the boy's question angrily, expressing disdain for the other party's action, which was too riotous, not at all as low-key as his own red armor.
"I have an idea, you fly like this, I step on your back, so that we ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Evan was picked up by Iron Man who stepped forward with one hand and flew towards the roof of the Stark Industrial Building.
It's okay to let yourself be a driver, and now he actually wants to demote him to a "mount", if it weren't for saving New York, he would let this little bastard experience a few high-altitude bungee jumps now.
PS: Today's state is good, I originally wanted to have three watches, but I received a notice that there will be a meeting in the afternoon, so I will quench my thirst today with two watches, and I will give you three watches on the weekend.