For students like Ruby Lin, who are not doing their jobs, entering the university means that they can fall in love unscrupulously.

Falling in love is a compulsory subject in higher education.

It's a pity that from the beginning of school to the present, Ruby Lin's love credits are still a duck egg.

Can he be blamed for this?

Strictly speaking, no.

One is because Lin Xinru is too busy - busy fighting, busy practicing, busy playing games, busy drinking and skewering, and busy sleeping - there is really no time to socialize with girls.

The second is because Lin Xinru is so famous - one of the main culprits in the school's most serious weapon fight, the first student to be chased and beaten by his father at the school gate since the establishment of the school, and the first person to turn his belly and rub mud in an away game - no one dares to approach such a legend.

Finally, Xiahou Xuhui and Teacher Bi surrounded him every day, not giving any of the opposite sex a chance at all.

In short, it is difficult for Lin Xinru to fall in love, and it is difficult to go to the sky.

Seeing that the time has crossed into December, this semester is about to bottom.

Ruby Lin was very unhappy.

The dog is in heat and hugs the thigh, the cat is in heat and calls, and Lin Xinru is in heat and hugs the thigh and barks.

Naturally, the thighs can't be hugged blindly, and the temporary hug also has to hold the Buddha's feet, and he hugged Su Daji's thigh.

What is called? The sky-high price of grinding and chirping made Faye Wong want to introduce him to a girl.

Does Bai help you fight, punish you with your back, and get beaten for nothing?

No!

Su Daji and Faye Wong combined, this matter is not difficult, and the four-person date on the weekend is organized in minutes.

The difficulty is that Lin Xinru has a stupid mouth.

In his own words: "I really don't understand what those little girls' little heads are thinking." ”

So, this form of dating was held twice in a row, and Ruby Lin took the initiative to stop it.

But the thighs are still hugging, and the call has to be called again and again - the revolution has not yet succeeded, and the comrades still need to work hard.

Su Daji, who was in a hurry, hurriedly called Xiahou Xuhui and Teacher Bi together, and the three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang - plus Lin Xinru and Faye Wong, which is about 1 and a half Kong Ming, how can you figure out a way.

It has to be Mr. Bi who came up with a combat plan of "online chat-meeting-confession".

"You first ask people to come over on QQ, and then see what is written in the other party's space log, you can talk to people, and when you are familiar with the chat, you will make an appointment to meet at the commissary downstairs in the canteen; Meet and give someone a small gift, if you meet and receive a gift, this will be a drama; Next, strike while the iron is hot, ask her to go out to KTV on the weekend, and confess with a love song to win it directly! ”

Everyone said that it was feasible and reliable, no wonder the name was "teacher".

The next story, please allow the author to take you to tell it from the perspective of God. Because only then will you understand what is really going on.

Anyone who has gone to college knows that in December, there is an extremely important thing to prepare, that is, the English level 4 and 6 exam.

Those who learn well are not a problem; If you study averagely, you can get into the exam with a little effort to review; The rest of those who are too poor in learning and not diligent will have to use their brains a little bit.

Speaking of this crooked brain, we have to turn the story to Xiaolin, a senior special errand student, first.

Kobayashi was introduced by a bad classmate and met a girl named Xiaohong on the Internet. According to the classmate, he bought the fourth-level answers that were leaked in advance from Xiaohong in June this year to pass the exam. Xiaohong has been selling answers for two years, and has experienced four times of four or six levels, and the pass rate of the exam from her is more than 95%.

For Kobayashi, who will graduate next year, he cannot afford to miss this last exam.

Later, Xiaolin chatted with Xiaohong on Q quite smoothly, but when it comes to price and specific operations, they can only be discussed in person - Xiaohong is a very cautious girl.

Xiaohong's caution convinced Xiaolin, and the two met at 6 p.m. on Wednesday at the commissary downstairs of Xiaolin's school cafeteria.

But these two have never met, and when they get to the place, no one knows whom, what should they do?

How else to say that this Xiaohong is a veteran - she asked Xiaolin to hold a book of Xu Zhimo's poems in his hand and wear a clean short-sleeved white shirt, and Xiaohong will find him.

Let me interject that Xiaohong's practice has constituted a crime, and we must strongly condemn it here. Students, don't learn from Xiaolin, the end of the crooked ideas is not very good, you listen to the author slowly.

Everything is fine with Xiaolin and Xiaohong, let's go back to Ruby Lin.

After Faye Wong's introduction, Ruby Lin added a student of the same class with the screen name "Sunset Crimson" on Q.

Under the guidance of Teacher Bi, Ruby Lin found that this "sunset crimson" likes to read poetry very much, especially Xu Zhimo of the Crescent School. Lin Xinru started with Xu Zhimo, from shallow to deep, and chatted with the girl in the room, and after coming and going, the titles of the two became numb - the "little red sister" of the man calling the woman, and the "brother Xiaolin" of the woman calling the man - the budding love in college is sometimes so unpretentious.

This man has a mistress who is interested, Lin Xinru is full of enthusiasm and makes an appointment with the girl to meet at the canteen downstairs at 6 o'clock that night.

But how can the two know each other if they have never met?

It just so happened that Mr. Bi really had a collection of Xu Zhimo's poems, and Ruby Lin agreed that he would recognize Sister Xiaohong with Shima's poems in his hand.

Speaking of which, ranked, guessed?

That's right, Xiao Lin, who wants to buy the answer, is a student of Lin Xinru's school, and the place he made an appointment with the answer seller Xiaohong also happened to be the canteen downstairs store where Lin Xinru rushed to appear.

That's no book out of nowhere!

There are two flowers, one on each branch.

Let's talk about this Lin Xinru first. The first time we meet, you have to clean up, right? Putting on a freshly washed white short-sleeved shirt, he carefully shaved his beard and plucked out a few dishonest nose hairs, smeared Su Daji's hair wax and combed his hair into an adult's appearance, and the whole person immediately looked clean and energetic.

What kind of gift?

Teacher Bi suggested that the first time we meet is to send a cup of Youlemi - it seems sincere to brew it by hand, and the girls who give it a cup for the first time will not refuse, plus the advertisement endorsed by Dong Chou and the romantic blessing - it will definitely not be wrong!

Lin Xinru was so happy in her heart, she waited for the girl to agree to sing K on the weekend, and he took it down with a song "Infatuation Absolutely", how beautiful the life would be in the future.

Lao Bi's three-plate axe is really easy to use!

Lin Xinru was gone for a while, Su Daji patted his head, only to find that he had missed a very important thing - there was no hot water, Lin Xinru took an egg to make milk tea for the girl? Teacher Bi and Xiahou Xuhui didn't think much about it, grabbed the hot water kettle that had just been made in their bedroom and ran towards the date.

Besides, on the errand Xiaolin's side, everything is also properly packed - white shirts and Xu Zhimo's poems are all available. I walked about ten meters after departure, and then I remembered that I didn't have a bank card with me - what if the answer dealer can pay with one hand and deliver the goods with one hand tonight? Hurry up and fold back, he should be unlucky, and when he got to the door, he touched his trouser pocket, and he didn't bring the key! This was anxious for Xiao Lin, and he called someone and tried to find a way to climb over the windowsill, and he wasted more than ten minutes, causing him to run and rush to the agreed place.

Lin Xinru is here, because she met for the first time and wanted to make a good impression on others, so she arrived ten minutes early.

Answer: As a businessman, Xiaohong, has the habit of arriving at the place in advance. She was still a few meters away from the commissary, and from a distance, she saw a tall man in a white shirt and holding a collection of Xu Zhimo's poems there, looking nervously there, looking at the kind of person who was not good at studying.

Xiaohong stepped forward and asked tentatively, "Is it Xiaolin?" ”

Lin Xinru looked at it fixedly, hey, this Xiaohong looks more handsome than she imagined! Hurriedly nodded and asked back, "Are you Xiaohong?" ”

Yes, yes!

Xiaohong suggested finding a place in the canteen upstairs, which would be convenient to talk to. Lin Xinru also felt reasonable, and the two went upstairs.

Besides, the errand boy Kobayashi came sweating profusely to look at his watch, but fortunately he was not late. Looking around, there was no one waiting for him like a person selling answers, and he hurriedly raised the Xu Zhimo poetry collection in his hand.

I only felt that someone was gently patted on the back, and when I turned my head, I saw that a girl wearing glasses and two braids and looking quiet was looking at him expectantly.

"Excuse me, are you Kobayashi-san?"

"Yes, you're Red, right?"

Yes, it's right again!

Xiao Lin was in a hurry, but he had to think about not being able to catch the matter of talking, so he thought about it and suggested that the two of them go upstairs to the cafeteria to find a place where no one was talking.

Sunset crimson felt that it was reasonable, so she agreed.

After the two of them went upstairs and looked for a long time, they were also in time for the meal, and it was really difficult to find a seat with few people. I finally found a window position, there was no one on the left and right, and I had to settle for a table behind it, and a couple of men and women sat like a couple - especially the man with his back to Xiaolin, wearing a white shirt like a best man, and combing a big oily hair, tall and sturdy, like a basketball team.

Xiao Lin sat face to face with Sunset Crimson.

Lin Xinru took the initiative to hand the milk tea she had prepared in her hand to the answer dealer Xiaohong.

"Yo, I've done so much business, and it's the first time I've seen someone as polite as you." Xiaohong said.

Well? Trade? Ruby Lin wondered if she had misheard.

Xiao Lin was a happy person, and when he opened his mouth, he asked, "Say, how much money are you going to want?" ”

Did I hear me right? Sunset crimson muttered in her heart.

"My side has always been a fixed price, 4000 at a time!" Xiaohong's side is also refreshing.

Lin Xinru was blindfolded: "What is 4000?" ”

Xiao Lin saw that the sunset was crimson and did not pick up the stubble, and estimated that there were rules in each line, maybe he was a little impatient, so he asked again: "Then how do you play?" Can I pay the money after I'm over? ”

Sunset Crimson has received a good traditional education since she was a child, and as soon as she heard the word "play", she immediately felt that the man opposite might not be a decent gentleman, not to mention that he also mentioned "money" three times and twice.

So she replied, "I think you are very impure, classmate Lin, do you think you are right like this?" ”

Here, Xiaohong felt that Ruby Lin's reaction was normal: "Is it too expensive?" You can find a few more classmates to go with, you must be the only one who has this need, right? ”

Ruby Lin had only seen similar plots in small Japanese movies on the hard drive before, and her heartbeat sped up: "What, what's the matter!" How many people can be together? ”

"That's right, I don't care how many people you find, anyway, I only charge 4,000 at a time." Xiaohong felt that the man on the other side might not understand what she meant.

Xiao Lin was a little angry because he was in a hurry, and he couldn't get used to the kind of master who pretended to be stupid and raised the price: "If I want to do it right, why am I looking for you?" Do you sell or not? If you don't bid again, I'll go, anyway, it's not just you who can get it! ”

Sunset Crimson thinks that she has grown so big, this is the most vulgar and shameless thing she has ever heard: "Classmate Lin, I think it is necessary for you to reflect on your words and deeds, I didn't expect you to be such a person!" ”

Ruby Lin felt a little lost in life, but the girl opposite might also have lost her footing for a while, so she kindly persuaded: "I don't think you should be like this, how can you come out to sell such a good girl?" ”

Xiaohong suddenly felt that she had either met a fool or a disguised plainclothes, so she became very cautious: "You don't want it, do you?" Don't pester me if you don't want it. With that, he got up and left.

Lin Xinru felt that her tone might be a little heavier, so she hurriedly grabbed Xiaohong's hand and explained, "No, I don't think this kind of thing will come naturally?" ”

Xiaohong was sure that she was a fool she met today, and she felt as if she had been tricked, and her anger and blood surged, and she raised her voice: "Why? Everyone else is selling, why can't I? Are you idle and have nothing to do! As he spoke, he shook off Ruby Lin's hand vigorously.

Besides, on Xiao Lin's side, he also felt that something was wrong with the serious-looking girl opposite, but he insisted that the other party was deliberately testing his price ceiling: "I'm so anxious here that I'm about to pee out, so I let you give me a moral lesson here?" Sister, don't grind, it's time to sell yours. ”

"Do you think we women should be so casual?" Sunset crimson is really angry with her face like Sunset.

"Little girl, are you sick?"

"Hooligans!" It was the most vicious curse that Sunset Crimson could think of.

But in the face of such a disgusting scum, it is not too much to use such words, not only is it not excessive, but it is also a little unreasonable. Thinking of this, Sunset Crimson raised her hand.

"Smack!" Xiaohong shook her hand a little big, and as a result, she hit Ruby Lin in the face.

"Smack!" The sunset crimson mustered up his courage and gave Xiao Lin a slap in the face.

These two "pops" sounded at the same time.

The two angry girls quickly left the scene.

Xiahou Xuhui, who had just arrived with a hot water kettle, was followed by Teacher Bi and Su Daji, and happened to see this unbelievable scene.

In the instantly quiet cafeteria, there were two boys sitting back to back and wearing white short-sleeved shirts covering their faces, a little aggrieved and a little puzzled.

The above is Ruby Lin's first experience of love.