Chapter 413: She's Not My Girlfriend!
Old Stone smiled but did not say a word.
Zhan Hao regretted wanting to slap himself, how could he forget, the old stone grandfather and grandson are the master's super doglegs, and they will definitely make a small report behind their backs!
What a miscalculation!
Zhan Hao rolled his eyes, thinking in his heart how to please the old stone, so that he could forget what he had just said, when Hans's high-pitched shout came from outside
"Master, Master, open the door, I'm coming!"
Zhan Hao was speechless, and instantly threw away the hammer and collapsed his face: "What's the situation with this stinky boy?" Didn't you get beaten up when you got home yesterday? Why did you come on time again? ”
Zhan Hao chattered and complained, but still went out to open the door for Hans.
Today, Hans came with a special style, with four bodyguards behind him, all of them are foreign black-faced men, all of whom look menacing, and they are very difficult to mess with!
Zhan Hao turned a blind eye, gouged out his ears and stood at the door and asked Hans: "Boy, didn't you kneel on durian when you went home yesterday?" ”
"Kneeling durian?"
Hans looks like a dog today, and the black suit on his body has been changed to a new one, which is still a handmade custom product.
Hearing Zhan Hao ask like this, Hans didn't understand, "Why do you want to kneel durian?" ”
Zhan Hao lifted his eyelids, too lazy to talk to him, and waved at him impatiently: "Today is a holiday for the teacher, you go back, and come back in a few days." ”
Hans's eyes widened, and his slender body flashed into the villa in an instant, stopping in front of Zhan Hao, with a particularly firm expression: "Don't Master, I don't have much time, when my mother is cured, I will go back to country M, take advantage of this time, I want to train myself to be a master who can fight things in the air, Master, you must help me!" ”
"Hehe, just you? Flying objects? I see you're pretty much beaten in the air! ”
Zhan Hao laughed at him mercilessly.
Hans was not angry, "If I am beaten in the air, it means that the master has taught poorly." ”
Zhan Hao's face darkened, and he almost couldn't help but spit on Hans's face!
How dare this stinky boy scare him?
Do you know what it means to respect teachers!
But then again, Hans has some truth in that.
How can he say that he is also his apprentice, if he can only be beaten when he goes out in the future, wouldn't it be that he, the master, will also have no face?
It seems that it is not possible to teach Hans some real skills!
While Zhan Hao was pondering, Hans snapped his fingers, and the bodyguard outside the door immediately handed over a basket of fruits and a few gift boxes.
Zhan Hao came back to his senses and frowned when he saw these dazzling gifts, "What are you doing?" Let me tell you, I'm not the kind of master who can accept gifts, I'm a very upright person. ”
He only collects money!
Is it okay to walk away with a gift or something?
"Master, these are the cherries and handmade chocolates that just came from country M today, these things are not for you, they are for your girlfriend, I see that your girlfriend doesn't seem to have a good relationship with you, I don't want to borrow flowers to offer Buddha, let you take them to please her!"
Hans smiled and finished speaking, and Zhan Hao was fried in an instant.
He almost jumped up and denied it: "What girlfriend? Where did I get my girlfriend, you stinky boy, don't casually slander my innocence, Lao Tzu's mother has been single for twenty-six years, and he has never had a girlfriend! ”
This is a serious matter, and it must be made clear!
Before, he talked about what palace maids were all around him, all to lie to Shen Qinghan, in fact, Zhan Hao didn't have much female popularity at all, and the so-called wandering around him was just to take a look at him when he passed by.
No, at first glance, when he heard Hans slandering him for having a girlfriend, Zhan Hao suddenly subdued the demon like Zhong Kui, and he jumped like thunder!
Hans was startled, and the four foreign bodyguards outside the door all made defensive postures!
It wasn't until Zhan Hao calmed down that they let their guard down.
Hans held the box of cherries and asked weakly, "Master, isn't that little beauty with a fleshy face your girlfriend?" ”
A little beauty with a fleshy face?
…… Lin Yuanyuan?
Zhan Hao's face was even more ugly, thinking of Lin Yuanyuan, he felt that the egg hurt!
Zhan Hao gritted his teeth and told Hans almost in a roaring way: "She's either my girlfriend, she's just a damn little brat, the kind that should be hung up and spanked!" ”
Hans had a strange expression: "Master, you are really not a gentleman, how can you treat a lady like this, this will be condemned by public opinion in our country M." ”
Condemn your second uncle!
Zhan Hao grinded his teeth, embarrassed to say that he was kicked in the crotch of his pants by Lin Yuanyuan, but he tried hard to express it with his eyes.
It's a pity that Hans couldn't understand, "Master, you can't chase girls like this, you have to be patient, otherwise she will run away with others." ”
"They all say she's not my girlfriend, are you deaf?"
Hans looked incredulous.
As a rich and handsome person who has been picking up girls since he was 12 years old, Hans's emotional experience can be said to be richer than the entire Tianyi Water Pavilion combined, Zhan Hao's thoughts about Lin Yuanyuan are almost written on his face, can Hans see it?
Feeling Hans's meaningful gaze, Zhan Hao only felt tired and didn't want to argue with him anymore, but after thinking about it, although Lin Yuanyuan was not his girlfriend, he really wanted to please Lin Yuanyuan, and he was worried that there was no good way.
Zhan Hao's eyes rolled, and he swept the cherries and chocolates again.
Hans looked at him with his eyes, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Master, girls love sweets, this kind of handmade chocolate is a bestseller in our country M, it can sell hundreds of millions of boxes every year, use this to please girls, and it will be a hit!" ”
The corners of Zhan Hao's mouth twitched.
100 shots?
It's a hundred tried-and-true results!
This foreign boy's H language still seems to be unsatisfactory.
Zhan Hao was casual, but his hands were very unceremoniously hugged all the gift boxes into his arms, "Since it is your kid's filial piety, then the teacher will accept it, come in." ”
"Okay!"
Four bodyguards consciously guarded the door of the villa.
After Zhan Hao secretly put all the gifts in Lin Yuanyuan's room, he went downstairs with a thief's heart, and Hans was already taking up his horse in the courtyard.
Zhan Hao was very satisfied with Hans's acquaintance, and walked over and praised him: "Boy, yes, now you know that you are conscious, okay, today as a teacher, I will teach you the same real kung fu, and break a big stone in your chest!" ”
Hans's eyes lit up.
This kung fu is very powerful when you hear it!
Hans was eager to try, but Zhan Hao was not in a hurry, he looked left and right, and after making sure that the old stone had gone to the backyard, he quietly asked in Hans's ear: "Boy, do you have any other way?" ”
Hans's face was full of wonder, "Master, what do you mean?" ”
Zhan Hao has always been quite thick-skinned, and at this moment he was a little faintly red: "That's it...... Is there any other way to please girls? ”
"Oh......"
Hans suddenly realized, "Master, it's right for you to ask me about this kind of thing, my ex-girlfriend can stuff a private jet, I'll tell you......"
Here, Hans is teaching the Treasure Book of Zhan Hao's Chasing Women.
At the school, Lin Yuanyuan couldn't help but sneeze all the time, and was stared at by the head teacher several times in class.