Small Theatre(3)

Porridge: I'm sorry something happened today...... I haven't been more literate until now haha.

Pei Xu rolled his eyes: Lazy, just say it!

Porridge hehe: I invited Miss Wanzhao today, do you want to drop it?

Pei Xu: !! I was wrong, I lost!!

Akira: Guy who has no chance......

Pei Xu: Zhao'er!

Porridge interrupts the bitter scene: Hey, Lao Tzu finally built a theater, what are you two doing!?

Zhao Rui: You show your affection and go out.

Yun Zhao, Pei Xu: Get out!

Zhao Rui glared at Pei Xu: I endured it, waiting for you to commit something!

Porridge pushes glasses: You can't have a love triangle, trust me!

Zhao Rui: Alas, it's just a lonely person.

Porridge: Don't say that, so do I. Ahem, this time I wrote the theater for the sake of my dialogue novel...... In fact, it's called "Deep Silence".

Pei Xu: Ah, I see, you must have invited those two crazy people...... Then I'll take Yun Zhao away first, no need to send it.

Yun Zhao: Who are they?

Zhao Rui: Psychiatrist and Psychiatric Patient...... Two perverts.

Pei Xu: I've been with the madman for a long time, be careful of infection.

Porridge: Pull Pei Xu out, the verbal attacker is dead!

Shu Bang and Guan Yuan came in with smiles and said hello.

He Shubang: This time it's the linkage between loneliness and half life, why are the protagonists of half a life like this......

Guan Yuan smiled: Isn't it great? How interesting!

There was a chill in the end, what the hell is this person......

Porridge and Zhao Rui pulled Wan Zhao out with the heart of watching the joke......

Pei Xu: Bad taste guy!

Guan Yuan's glasses narrowed into a slit: Sheren, I can't see that your mouth is very powerful. But if you take your tongue away, you won't be able to speak anymore.

Pei Xu: !! What do you want? Where are you in porridge?

The others were suddenly gone!! Pei Xu felt abandoned by the world.

No way! He, he, he, threaten me! You want to kill me!

Guan Yuan: Oh, you're so scared of this? I'm going to treat you well!

He took out a dish: do you want to taste it, the beef has a special conditioning.

Pei Xu was in a cold sweat! Oh, my God! It's scary! The vision of Hannibal comes to mind......

Shubang came in: Well, isn't that the steak I made? It's just that the sauce is too much, so it's given to him.

Pei Xu: Oh my God! Someone finally saved me!

Shubang was surprised: What's the matter with you...... Please eat steak and don't get so excited.

Guan Yuan smiled: He was afraid that I would mix something in, Pei Sheren was too sorry for his life.

Pei Xu broke out in a cold sweat on his back: I was wrong, I was wrong, I will definitely recognize you as a big brother in the future!

Guan Yuan squinted: Big brother? That's not me, I'm not in the ranks.

Porridge Probe: Are you okay? Hahaha

Porridge's wild laughter made Pei Xu so angry that he didn't want to fight: You're playing tricks on me, get out!

Guan Yuan: I just invited you to have a steak and didn't have any other ideas!

Porridge: Ahem, ahem, now straight to the point. Guan Yuan, Shu Bang!

Guan Yuan: Huh? Ask?

Porridge: Ask Xiaoxiaoguan first.

Guan Yuanbaiyan: I'm the oldest.

Porridge: You're the last to appear. emm Some people say that you are a suspect who has three views more than the protagonist, what do you think about this?

Guan Yuan was silent: Actually, I have always been a person with three positive views, and I will talk about my past when I have time.

Porridge: You're the one who crawled out of the bottom, right? Let's talk about the past.

Guan Yuan: I was adopted by someone at the bottom of HK, and then I followed my predecessors in order to eat.

Porridge: What about in the United States?

Guan Yuan: I also stayed in Chinatown, but unfortunately I offended people. So I stopped washing my hands and started to be a normal person.

Shubang: You quit because you offended your cousin.

Guan Yuan: At that time, I was too stupid, thinking that I could get into the position by relying on others, but I ended up offending people who shouldn't be offended. smashed his field, so I was miserable.

Pei Xu's white eyes: It's just a bastard, affecting society.

Guan Yuan: We live in different environments. You haven't enjoyed the fact that people come to you every day to ask for money, when you don't have a baby. even forced you to do hard labor, and didn't even give you food.

Pei Xu: I really haven't experienced it.

Guan Yuan: Life was too hard at that time. If you are injured by a thug, you can only endure it by yourself, and it is useless to be unable to bear it, and you have no money to see a doctor. Then someone gave me some money, but I went to gamble.

Shubong: Huh? Are you still going to do that?

Guan Yuan: Well, no way, the money is the fastest.

Zhao Rui: It's the fastest way to lose money.

Guan Yuan: I don't have the ability to eat, that's all I have.

Shubang: ......

Porridge: That's the end of the heavy topic! So Guan Yuan, what do you think of your partner?

Guan Yuan: No, he's not honest, and he's not someone to be trusted.

Zhao Rui: What? I think you're a good match.

Shubang: ...... What do you mean......?

Gruel: emmmI remember that I was almost rotten, and I almost wrote pure love between two crazy people.

Guan Yuan burst out laughing: Hahahahahaha, you are so funny haha!

Shubang: I'm convinced......

Porridge: The funeral house has a sense of déjà vu.

Akira Wan: This guy is really scary...... It's like a ghost!

Guan Yuan smiled: At most, it is love, like a rabbit, the favorite of hunting dogs.

Pei Xu: WOC, cheating, you can, brother, I support you!

Yun Zhao pointed at Pei Xu: Stay away from me, I'm timid......

Shubong: Rabbit!? Isn't that talking about porridge?

Porridge innocently lying gun: I'm a crazy rabbit, I don't mean that rabbit.

Shubang: ...... lovely……

Guan Yuan: I'm not that disgusting, I'm a normal person.

Shubang: Next time! Let me pull him down for an injection first!

Guan Yuan: It's useless to get an injection! Beat me to death.

Porridge:...... Sooner or later, you'll love and kill each other.

Zhao Rui said to Yun Zhao: The atmosphere here is too weird, I'll take you away first.

Akira: Let's go, I'll freeze to death by their cold jokes after a while.

Shubong: An anachronistic consideration and the birth of a tragedy!

Porridge: It's almost time to end the cold complaint......

Pei Xu: Are you ready to go? I heard you've been in bad shape lately?

Porridge: yes...... I want to try to relax.

Pei Xu: Let's do it for the money!

Porridge: Okay! I try my best, I can't live with money in life.

Guan Yuan: And your beliefs, your dreams! Because of this, you created us.

Shubong: For the sake of your life, please keep writing.

Porridge: Okay! I'm ready to renew your life!

Pei Xu: If you give up, we will die. Of course, watch out for us to claim our lives. We're hard to deal with.

Guan Yuan: Even if it's our imagination, it's fine, but I hope you don't give up.

Shubang: Porridge......

Porridge: So you've already discussed it......

Pei Xu: Oh yes, I've heard that there is a linkage for a long time, and if you have weak willpower, you will definitely break off again...... Once ID pigeons in rampant comrades.

Porridge:...... It's good to have you.