It was the cool water, splashing her quilt wet.

Yu Xiaohuan wiped his face with his hands, got up and scolded: "Which one doesn't have long eyes to splash me with dirty water?" ”

"Take him down!"

Suddenly, there was a shout, which scared Yu Xiaohuan again.

Only then did she realize that the right lieutenant was glaring at her with an angry face, eager to eat her alive.

She asked, "What did I do wrong, and the right lieutenant will treat me like this?" ”

"Hmph, I'm still pretending to be stupid, I have a way to make you tell the truth!" The right lieutenant twitched his nose, twitched his head, and said, "Take him away!" ”

What's going on? Yu Xiaohuan only remembered that she had just written some letters for others and then fell asleep, but she didn't do anything bad, why didn't this right deputy get along with her?

was dragged to the official account, and General Bai Qi and Deputy General Zuo also hurried over.

General Bai Qi walked to the general's position and asked, "The right deputy general hurriedly called General Ben, what happened?" ”

The right lieutenant general clenched his fists and said sonorously: "The last general has evidence to prove that this little soldier is a fine work sent by the enemy!" ”

"Oh?" General Bai Qi turned around and sat down on the main seat.

The right lieutenant presents a thick wad of wood chips. General Bai Qi spread out the wood chips and swept them over the low table, and couldn't help frowning, "What is this?" ”

"Physical evidence!" The right lieutenant general said, "This must have been his letter to the enemy." ”

"What international jokes?" Yu Xiaohuan sneered, "This is a letter from my comrades-in-arms that I helped them write!" ”

"!" The right lieutenant general scolded, "How can something that doesn't make sense of bullshit be a family letter?" ”

Where is the bullshit going wrong? Yu Xiaohuan said in her heart, my Chinese is excellent in nine years of compulsory education.

The left adjutant general looked calm, and when he saw that the right adjutant general was angry, the general didn't like to deal with it, so he asked kindly: "How did you get this wooden tablet?" ”

The right lieutenant said: "Those soldiers took it." ”

"Well, call the soldier and ask." The left adjutant general said, and without waiting for the right adjutant general to agree, he asked the soldiers at the door to ask for someone.

Yu Xiaohuan didn't remember how many letters he wrote to those little soldiers, and the people who came back to report said that there were too many people, and they caught two of them and came in to say, and the rest were waiting outside.

It was Zhang Ge who came in, and the clever little soldier - Xiao Ga.

Zhang Ge insisted and said: "This is a family letter, which is written by us orally and anonymously." ”

Where is the right deputy general so easy to deal with, immediately asked Zhang Ge to find his family letter, and asked: "Tell me, what is written on your letter?" ”

"That is to say, I am doing well here, how are my parents and brother and sister-in-law doing?" Zhang Ge said.

The right lieutenant looked left and right, looking up and down, still very confused, but he was also embarrassed to ask directly.

Zhang Ge seemed to see his confusion and explained: "This letter is read from left to right, line by line. Read it word for word, and I won't, because I'm illiterate. ”

The right deputy general was annoyed and angry, knocked the piece of wood in his hand on Zhang Ge's head, and whispered angrily: "I want you to talk more." Then he asked: "Since you are illiterate, how do you tell that this wooden tablet is your family letter?" ”

"I cut this wooden tablet with my own hands, so I naturally recognize my own technique." Zhang Ge said with some pride, "I also deliberately left a mark on the back of the wooden tablet with the house key, so that my father and mother will be happier when they see this family letter." ”

The left lieutenant general asked, "Why do you read your wooden tablets line by line from left to right?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan said as he had explained to Zhang Ge before: "When I practiced calligraphy when I was young, I was afraid of getting my clothes dirty, so I wrote from left to right." Write and write, and get used to it. ”

When General Bai Qi heard this, he picked up a piece of wooden tablet on the low case, looked at it from left to right, couldn't help frowning again, and said with some disgust: "Have you really practiced calligraphy?" ”

"It was very small, very young." Yu Xiaohuan said seriously, "I haven't written for too long, and my hands are shaking." ”

General Bai Qi didn't look at her words, and said, "Your ghost-like characters can't be written with shaking hands, right?" ”

Forehead...... Yu Xiaohuan was speechless, and could only scold in his heart: Count you ruthless!

Deputy General Zuo picked up a few wooden tablets and looked around, and soon found a problem: "Your character doesn't seem to be quite the same as what we usually use." ”

When the right lieutenant heard this, he looked at the wooden tablet in his hand a few times, and shouted in a rough voice: "Yes, this font is quite different from the common font in my country!" Then he angrily scolded Yu Xiaohuan: "You quickly recruit from the truth, are you the enemy's meticulous work, is there any important information hidden in these family letters?" ”

"Hey!" Yu Xiaohuan couldn't help sighing, "These letters are to be sent in the direction of home, which is completely opposite to the direction of the invading enemy army, how to send the letter?" ”

The right lieutenant immediately interrupted and said, "So, you admit it?" ”

"What do I admit?" Yu Xiaohuan really wanted to scold: Did you grow up eating? "If you want to add sin, there is no excuse!"

"And what's the matter with your words?" The right lieutenant general looked full of disbelief, "This is not my country's text, it must be your code!" ”

"I'm a simplified Chinese character!" Yu Xiaohuan blurted out, and then she was worried that they wouldn't understand, so she lied and said, "I'll tell you the truth, I studied for two years when I was a child, and my family fell into the middle." Now, I can't remember a lot of words, I can only write simply, less horizontal and less vertical is also a common thing, I don't believe you yourself on the wooden tablet, which word you don't understand, it must be simplified by me. ”

"There are so many problems!" The right lieutenant recited in pieces, "Why should we believe you? ”

The calm Lieutenant General Left asked again: "Where are you from?" ”

Well, this question is really terrible! She didn't know what the place names were, and she didn't know where her accent was supposed to be like someone.

She looked at General Bai Qi with blank eyes, hoping that General Bai Qi could help her for the sake of the girl he was thinking of.

General Bai Qi seemed to sense her pleading, and said lukewarmly: "Listening to the accent, it should be a southerner." ”

"Yes," Yu Xiaohuan continued, "I'm from the south. ”

"The south is so big, where is it?"

"I'm afraid you don't know it." Yu Xiaohuan muttered quietly, and then replied, "Baishui Village." ”

The corner of General Bai Qi's mouth was raised, and he smiled evilly. Yu Xiaohuan cast her eyes to look at him, impartially, but when she saw that evil smile, she gasped in her heart, could it be that this guy was slandering her?

Suddenly, a soldier came to report, holding several pieces of wood with words written on them.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaohuan gasped again, isn't that the thirty-six plans she hasn't finished writing silently?