Chapter 17: A Bunch of Children
Tian Dazhuang couldn't help frowning, "Then what's the matter, Uncle Huang gave us a ride, why don't you have to go into the house to drink saliva!" β
When Tian Daqiang heard this, he quickly pulled Tian Dazhuang's sleeve and said in a low voice: "Third brother, you don't know the situation at home, how can you entertain, the family is poor!" β
Tian Dazhuang lowered his eyes and pulled out his sleeve, paused for a while, "It's okay." β
Tian Daqiang exhaled, and a flash of pride flashed in his eyes.
"Da Zhuang, my uncle won't go, the family and children are still waiting, you take your things, I'll leave." didn't want to embarrass Tian Dazhuang, Uncle Huang took the initiative to say.
sighed in his heart, how could such a good child be reincarnated in Tian Laowu's family?
Tian Dazhuang smiled and nodded, "That's okay...... Qiao'e, take your things! β
said, picked up one of the paper bags, "These are two elbows, you take them back and let your aunt stew them to replenish the children's bodies, and I'll go see my uncle when I'm free." β
How can Uncle Huang accept it, these two elbows add up to six or seven catties, and they have to be hundreds of dollars!
"Uncle Huang, are you looking down on me?" Tian Dazhuang had a straight face, but there was some majesty in his honesty, and Uncle Huang took it silently, thinking that this kid was quite capable of bluffing.
Tian Daqiang looked at the bulging oil paper bag, and a sense of chagrin rose in his heart, he had already known that he would let Uncle Huang send it home, now it's okay, the elbow is gone, it's still two!
When I turned around, the old lady took the money from the third child, and he must have let the old lady do it for three days in a row!
"Fourth, fourthβ"
Tian Daqiang came back to his senses and wiped a handful of non-existent saliva, "Third brother! β
"What do you think, hurry up, aren't you in a hurry to go home? It's time for Mom and Dad to wait! β
"Oh, oh, yes, let's go-" Tian Daqiang's eyes swept over and focused on the square paper bag in Pea's hand, "Heavy, the fourth uncle will help you get it!" β
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, but Pea turned his face up, opened his mouth wide, and cried out, "The bad guy grabbed my things!" β
A flash of annoyance flashed in Tian Daqiang's eyes, and he hurriedly wanted to comfort the pea, it may be the first time, the technique is not very skilled, and before he touched the pea, he scared the child into a white face, "Don't cry, don't cry, the fourth uncle is not a bad person, the fourth uncle teases you, the fourth uncle doesn't want it, don't want it, you take it!" β
Pea blinked and wiped her clean face, "Good! β
The corners of Tian Qingan's mouth twitched, thunder alone does not rain, and kung fu is not home.
It's just that Tian Laosi, who has insufficient brain capacity, didn't think about it so much.
Tian Daqiang scratched his head, laughed dryly, and was about to say something, but was pulled forward by Tian Dazhuang again, "You run fast, go and inform your father and mother!" β
"Third brother, let the dog go-"
"What do you know, your father and mother may not believe it, you go and say it yourself!"
Tian Daqiang smiled at the honest face, "Third brother, I'll go now!" β
The third brother is a rich man, and a random leak in his hand is enough for him to spend...... Well, I can run another 800 meters!
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After Tian Daqiang left, a few aunts in the village who came over slowly approached them, and one of them was bold and finally spoke, "Da Zhuangzi, you have changed a lot, I didn't even recognize you!" β
"Well, after all, after all these years, the children are so old, and I am also old!" Tian Dazhuang said politely, "You are the sister-in-law of osmanthus, right?" β
A flash of surprise flashed on the middle-aged woman's face, and she touched her face, "Can the big strong man still recognize me?" β
Tian Dazhuang said with a smile: "Sister-in-law Osmanthus is still the same as back then, she can't see her old at all, of course I can recognize it." β
Tian Qingan glanced at the old lady silently, and mourned for his father's buttocks, he may have to be with the bare floor tonight.
At this time, several sharp shouts rang out, "Third grandfather, third grandfather!" β
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and saw a group of children of different ages, but uniformly wearing dirty clothes and dragging long noses, running across the opposite side.
People dispersed automatically, and a dozen or so children arrived in the blink of an eye, shouting about the third grandfather, the third uncle and grandfather.
An aunt next to her shouted in a loud voice: "Da Zhuangzi, these are all the grandchildren of your eldest brother and eldest sister!" β
Tian Dazhuang smiled and nodded, "Good boy, the third grandfather knows your intentions, let's go, let's go home!" β
But I saw these children stretching out their hands in unison.
Tian Dazhuang was stunned for a moment, and a kind person next to him explained: "It's looking for you to give a gift, let me tell you, the children of Tian Laowu's family never call people in vain, and they have to give a gift when they are called, otherwise, don't want to go!" β
Tian Dazhuang's face showed embarrassment, "Let's go home and divide again?" β
The candy he bought in the county has been divided, and the elbow has been given away, and now there are only two packs of snacks and two clothes, and the snacks are divided again, and he will only give two clothes when he turns around?
"No way!" Uniform.
The kind aunt next to him reminded him again, "Da Zhuangzi, give it quickly, otherwise you really won't be able to leave!" β
Tian Dazhuang was very embarrassed, exhaled lightly, took the paper bag containing the snacks under the reluctant eyes of the peas, and just got it in his hands, all the children's eyes lit up, and they heard the neat swallowing sound of saliva below.
These children were not afraid of strangers at all, and said quietly and excitedly: "It's the dim sum of 'Drunken Spring Fang', and I hope it's osmanthus cake!" β
"What's so delicious about osmanthus cake, I want to eat wishful fruit!"
"I don't know, how can these be compared to pearl balls!"
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Tian Dazhuang's hands trembled-
"You're together, you're together, okay, don't fall off-"
At this moment, the crowd suddenly moved, and a somewhat familiar voice came.
The children stopped chirping, and the children who got the snacks stuffed all the snacks into their mouths, swallowed them without chewing, and stretched their necks one by one, compared with the ducks looking for food on the water.
"Slow down, slow down, no one is robbing you, don't choke!" Tian Dazhuang patted the two younger children on the back, he couldn't be in a hurry, don't choke people, "Whoever has water, quickly feed these two children!" β
I'm about to roll my eyes, don't really eat the bad guys...... Tian Dazhuang regretted it a little at this time, and his heart relented and took out the dim sum.
The oldest boy was obviously very experienced, and as soon as Tian Qing'an was about to contribute his own water bladder, he had already quickly untied a piece of bamboo tube from his body and poured a mouthful into each of the two children's mouths.
Tian Dazhuang hurriedly patted his back, "Spit it out!" β
The two children immediately covered their mouths, their necks were raised, and they exhaled in unison, looking at each other and smiling, all satisfied and proud.
Tian Dazhuang immediately turned around to look at the pea, and saw that the child was being pulled by Chen Qiao'e to speak, so he put his mind at ease.
At this time, Tian Daqiang finally squeezed in, holding his waist and stretching his neck panting, looking like the children just now, "Three, third brother, don't pay attention to these children-"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a child muttering something in his mouth, and then looked at Tian Dazhuang, with only half a bag of snacks left in his hand!
raised his hand and slapped the boy in front of him, "Who asked you to ask the third brother for things like this, that's how you taught you?" Go home! β
The boy cried, tears and snot flying in an instant.
Tian Dazhuang frowned, "Fourth, what are you doing beating children?" It's not a big deal! β