Yan Yu never thought that he would actually meet Master Lin Xuan in the Xiangjiang New Territories!

Lin Xuan was wearing tattered clothes, his hair looked like he hadn't been washed for a few days, and his face was still covered with a piece of yellow mud, looking very pitiful.

"Master, what's the situation with you!" Yan Yu felt incredible.

With Lin Xuan's strength, he was not treated as a guest by the powerful guys in the local area wherever he went, how could he actually fall into this fate now?!

After a brief period of surprise, Lin Xuan's face instantly recovered, and he said with an unfathomable look: "Ahem...... As a teacher, this is engaging in performance art, and through personal deception, let the little girls now understand that they should not believe ...... easily."

"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man, you're very bad!" Xia Yunxi directly interrupted Lin Xuan's words and said angrily: "Wow, it turns out that the two of you are a group, no wonder your temperament is so obscene!" ”

Hearing someone say that their master and apprentice were obscene, Yan Yu instantly stood with Master Lin Xuan in the same show, and the two said seriously: "Little girl (Xia Yunxi), you said that it is okay for my master (apprentice) to be obscene, but please keep your eyes open and take a good look, why am I obscene?!" ”

Xia Yunxi doesn't need to explain at all, just the tacit understanding and virtue of the two have already explained everything.

Lin Xuan grabbed Yan Yu's neck, pulled him aside, and said with a wicked smile: "Stinky boy, this girl is your horse in Xiangjiang?" ”

"Old immortal, don't talk nonsense, I have no relationship with her." Yan Yu explained.

Lin Xuan squinted his eyes and said, "If there is no emotion, it is simply a money relationship......"

“……”

Yan Yu was speechless, rather than explaining his relationship with Xia Yunxi, he wanted to know why his master appeared in Xiangjiang, and he was so embarrassed.

"Master, what the hell is going on with you?" Yan Yu asked.

Lin Xuan sighed: "Do you remember the woman who chased me in Banyan City last time?" ”

Yan Yu recalled that the last time he was dealing with a lone crow, Lin Xuan happened to be chased by a woman.

Before that, Lin Xuan once said that he was going to Xichuan.

"That woman is the descendant of the Miao Jiang Gu Sect, and your master and I accidentally gave her to ...... What's the matter, you also know the charm of being a teacher, so she has to pester me to marry me, give me a monkey, and you know what a teacher is like, only your big mother is in her heart, and she can't tolerate other women, so ......"

"Excuse me!" Yan Yu said, "Master, if you only have my eldest mother in your heart, why do you want to provoke the heirs of the Gu Sect? ”

Lin Xuan touched his beard and said with a smile: "Although the teacher can't tolerate other women in his heart, his body can!" ”

“……”

"The Buddha has a cloud, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart, even the stinky monk who eats fasting and recites scriptures all day can say this kind of thing, for the teacher, a Taoist priest who eats meat and drinks wine, occasionally goes to look for flowers and asks what is wrong with Liu, is there any problem?"

“……”

"Stinky boy, what kind of eyes are you?"

Yan Yu suddenly smiled: "It's worthy of being a master, I like it, hehehe!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Xuan also laughed obscenely.

The master and apprentice got together, and the obscene atmosphere they exuded almost polluted the entire vegetable market.

Xia Yunxi stood behind the two of them, looking at the two of them who laughed obscenely from time to time, and felt helpless in his heart.

"Hey, hey, hey...... No, Master, you haven't said why you're in Xiangjiang! Yan Yu suddenly reacted.

Lin Xuan also patted his head and said: "It's not because of that Gu sect heir, not long after you left Mount Emei last time, that woman came to the door, fortunately she ran fast for the teacher, but she was still chased all the way to Xiangjiang." ”

"No woman can resist the face of a charming uncle for the teacher, so in order not to be too ostentatious, she dressed up like this for the teacher, and happened to have no money in her pocket, so she used her superior wisdom to make some extra money......"

Yan Yu was once again impressed by Lin Xuan's shamelessness.

He deeply felt his insignificance, so he firmly believed in his heart: in the future, he must be more shameless, more obscene, and more shameless than Master!

"Have you two talked enough?" Xia Yunxi shouted.

"Enough is enough." Yan Yu and Lin Xuan hurriedly turned around.

Xia Yunxi spread his palms to Lin Xuan and said, "Since you are an acquaintance, then don't cheat me out of my money, return the three hundred yuan to me." ”

"Ah, what three hundred?" Lin Xuan directly pretended to have amnesia.

Yan Yu secretly gave Lin Xuan a thumbs up, such a powerful person would actually cheat for three hundred yuan, it was shameless to the extreme.

Xia Yunxi was completely convinced, and he no longer had any thoughts about the three hundred yuan.

"Forget it, I'd better go find Xiao Ming as soon as possible." Xia Yunxi pouted and left.

Lin Xuanle took out the three hundred yuan and counted them before stuffing them into his pocket, and then he remembered to ask Yan Yu about the situation: "Apprentice, what are you doing in Xiangjiang?" ”

Yan Yu told Lin Xuan everything that had happened.

After Lin Xuan heard this, he was silent.

Yan Yu sighed, it seemed that the master was also angry because of what Tang Shengjie had done.

But in the next second, Lin Xuan patted his thigh and said: "Damn, it turns out that Shangguan Ling is also in Xiangjiang, why didn't I think of going to her, so Lao Tzu slept on the park bench for three days, and had a fight with that stray cat......"

“……”

Although he was already very familiar with Lin Xuan's shameless obscenity and shamelessness, Yan Yu was still defeated by Lin Xuan.

"Master, you have been in this vegetable market for three days, is there any news about that boy named Xiao Ming?" Yan Yu asked.

"Xiao Ming......" Lin Xuan lowered his head and thought about it, "There is such a child, I don't know what it is called, but it seems to have a tendency to depression, and his age is also consistent with what you said, he helps his parents sell fish and kill fish in the vegetable market, and he is nicknamed Brother Killing." ”

Yan Yu asked, "Then where is he now?" ”

Lin Xuan sighed: "On the day I first came, this child quarreled with his parents and drank a sip of paraquat in a hurry......

Hearing the word paraquat, Yan Yu's heart chuckled.

It has been said that when paraquat comes out, not a single grass grows.

Paraquat is a very effective insecticide, but if you drink even five millilitres, it can be life-threatening!

Five milliliters is just the size of a mineral water bottle cap.

And none of the suicides who drank more than fifteen milliliters survived.

People who drink paraquat will lose the ability to breathe in a matter of days to six months, with organs in the body failing, fibrosis in the lungs, and what is even more frightening is that the brain remains awake in the process.

This feeling is like a drowning person, no matter how hard he tries, he can't stop himself from sinking, breathing becomes more and more difficult, and life becomes more and more painful, until he closes his eyes and dies......