Later, I went to my uncle again. He is still so nervous, and continues to open up the country. I have to admit that this old man is indeed a military wizard. I said, come here, come here, old man. Teach you how to win.

My uncle looked at me a little embarrassed in front of everyone. I walked straight forward, embarrassed and embarrassed. According to your way of playing, you will not be able to win in ten days. Teach you a way to win in a maximum of an hour.

My uncle said. What the?

I whispered sweetly in his ear. Sprinkle gold, sprinkle red beans.

My uncle said in surprise. What the?

And I said, "What?" Isn't he the king of the daughter country? To deal with her, do you still need to fight? It's just a lack of heart. Women are vain, and you sprinkle gold and red beans. She thinks you like her. And you have to remember to say more words of encouragement to her. For example, the heroine, she is the heroine and peerless beauty you admire the most in your life. Therefore you are willing to give your gold as a sign of surrender. Then you can annihilate them in one fell swoop while they are picking up gold.

My uncle said. You want me to be a villain? I don't do it. What do you think of your uncle and me!

I said, "Fuck off." I don't need you, I'll fight this battle.

My uncle said. What did you say? I won't kill you!

I said. Kill what kill! This is on the battlefield. You just wait to lose.

Then I suddenly burst into tears. Uncle, how did you fall in love with the enemy? How did you fall in love with that female thief? My crying was loud enough for the enemy to hear clearly, and for our army to hear it more clearly.

The enemy laughed, and our army looked at my uncle in embarrassment. My uncle looked at me speechlessly and embarrassed. I continued to cry. Aren't you going to give that gold to the enemy? Do you want to give those red beans to the king of the daughter country?

Then I feigned anger and said. Well, I'll send it for you!

Then I used my mana to throw thirty-two sacks of gold into front of the enemy's eyes. When the sack falls, the whole gold is evenly scattered. Damn the female king, don't be fooled. Then he laughed and rode arrogantly towards our army. At this time, I sprinkled red beans like crazy. The enemy's horses fell in an instant. At this time, my uncle said. Good!

I said angrily. What are you waiting for, the soldiers of the realm! Punch me, hit me! Archers shoot first! Another group flew up with me and cut off their heads.

That war was fought so well, the enemy army was defeated, and the proud army will be defeated!

My uncle happily packed up the gold and the spoils of war with the soldiers of our army. said happily, this is the most terrible war Lao Tzu has ever fought, the fastest battle!

I said. What a gentleman, what a villain. There are no gentlemen and no villains on the battlefield, the winner is the king, and the loser is the loser. Not ...... at all.

Before I could finish my sentence, I realized that I had lost my temper. Too scared to speak. If this makes my uncle lose face, he dares to ignore me for the rest of his life. This old man has a grudge.

Then I ran away. The unfathomable heavenly operator laughed and said. This Gege is simply a genius among villains, a forgotten wizard in the military world.

My uncle laughed too.

Later, I came to the Demon Realm in a daze. It seems that my uncle is not interested in me, so I'd better go to Yaxuan for a drink. When I came to the dormitory of the Demon Palace, it was already evening. I said to Yaxuan. Drink. No more reviews are allowed.

Yaxuan said a little angrily. The queen still gave me a serious point.

I said. Why is Yaxuan so strange? You don't seem to be interested in women. I've been gone for so many days, and you haven't even found a bed to accompany you?

Yaxuan picked me up angrily and threw me onto the bed in a fit of rage. Fuck, this almost threw me out of a concussion. I covered my head and said oh, it hurt me to death, I was dizzy, and I almost had a concussion.

Yaxuan angrily tore my clothes. I was already dizzy, but I was scared. Later, Yaxuan turned out to be really strong against me.

Then I got damn pregnant. Oh my God, I haven't accepted him yet, I have his children for no reason. I ran to the realm in a rage, and it happened that my uncle was reviewing the memorabilia. I shouted angrily, damn old man, let you not want me! I actually have someone else's baby!

My uncle said angrily. What did you say! Lao Tzu killed you! Let you lose the people of my Realm Dynasty.

I said, "Lose someone!" Grab the scissors.

My uncle said, what are you doing with scissors? I said, cut the belly and take out the baby of Yaxuan! Damn Yaxuan, he knew I didn't like him, but he ...... it.

My uncle said angrily. Get lost! Handle your own business!

I said, what do I deal with! I'm in love with you.

Then I used light exercises and sat on my uncle's lap. When I wanted to kiss my uncle, my uncle angrily threw me a mouth and said. Let's take care of your personal affairs first!

I said angrily. What I deal with! You don't want me anyway. It was Yaxuan who threw me out of the concussion that day! I was dizzy, fainted, didn't know anything! Then within 24 hours, she was pregnant.

My uncle said disgustingly. , don't disgrace the face of my Realm Dynasty.

And I said, "Who are you ashamed of?" You don't want me, and you don't want me to find someone else to drink!

My uncle said. I killed this damn Yaxuan, and I didn't give me anything to do with it. They all let you have his child!

I said, "Yes." Almost all of my medical holy mountain was given by him.

My uncle said. Your father and I are your immediate family.

I pointed a gun to his head. Old man, are you tired of being alive? I've told you everything, and I won't let you mention the prince's mansion. Be careful, I will become enemies with your Realm Dynasty as well. Hurry up, I'll let Yaxuan serve you in a pot!

My uncle angrily pointed a gun at me. What the! Lao Tzu can serve you now!

I said. What ends. Before the end, let me be your woman for once. And then do ghosts and romances.

My uncle angrily threw me in the mouth again and said. What are you talking about, kid! It's a!

I said, "Debauchery is also learned from you!" How many women are there in your harem?

My uncle was so angry that he really shot me. I immediately used my mana to summon the soldiers of the Demon Realm. And said, Kill this old man for me. I am now pregnant with your crown prince.

When the soldiers heard this, they angrily shot at my uncle. The soldiers of the realm also came. It's a shootout blockbuster. They were all cleverly avoided by my uncle. Later, I said to the soldiers of the Demon Realm, catch it alive.

Later, when the soldiers of the demon world caught my uncle. I ordered them to stand back. He said with a fan dragging my uncle's chin. Anyway, I just have a crush on you. Life is your person, death is your soul!

My uncle said angrily. You have influenced me to deal with the government! Affected my political image!

I said. What the? Your political image? Am I still the reincarnation of Nuwa Niangniang? At the beginning, you were just a bandit, fighting all the way to the country. It is only because you robbed the rich and helped the poor that you were deeply supported by the people that you became the emperor of the realm today. So is your political image important, or is my political image important?

My uncle said. I repeat, I am your elder!

I said. Don't move.

Then I used a light gong to pull off one of his hairs in an instant. Say, do a paternity test!

My uncle said angrily. Lao Tzu broke you!

I pointed to my nose and said. Crashed me? Can you crash me?

Then I laughed again. Haha......, I'm the reincarnation of Nuwa Niangniang. Do you have what it takes to break me?

My uncle said calmly. The Three Realms are under my control. The Demon Realm, the Heavenly Realm, and the Earth Realm. The world, the wilderness and the Buddha realm basically belong to my sweet potato country.

I said. Ha ha....... Do you know who I am? Do you know who created everything in heaven and earth?

My uncle looked at me in amazement.

I immediately became the appearance of Nuwa Niangniang. said, do you know Nuwa? Do you know the mourners?

My uncle said in surprise. You are actually the reincarnation of Nuwa Niangniang?

I laughed. Yes, so, it's good if I don't destroy you.