Chapter 255: The First Guest
Zhao Gongzi saw that she was stunned, so he shouted dissatisfiedly: "What are you still doing in a daze, come and pour wine for this son!" ”
Yu Xiaohuan's heart was in turmoil......
If she changes to a handsome guy in front of her, she can still have fun and play on the spot for a while, but unfortunately the kind of person in front of her is the kind of person she is not used to.
Seeing that Fat Dun was about to get angry, Yu Xiaohuan had no choice but to go over and pour wine for others from a distance.
Obviously, there was a teacup on the table, but Yu Xiaohuan poured the wine into the bowl. gritted his teeth in his heart, but on the surface, he said lightly: "Zhao Gongzi has a lot of money, he should drink it with a bowl!" ”
When Zhao Fatdun heard this, he immediately became angry, glared at the boss with a pair of small eyes covered by horizontal meat, and shouted: "Slut, are you scolding this son around the corner?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan shouted in her heart: Oh, I didn't expect this brain to be much brighter than my body! On the surface, he pretended to be ignorant, and asked softly and pitifully and aggrievedly: "Why did Childe say this?" ”
After saying this, Yu Xiaohuan's mind was full of pictures of vomiting.
Zhao Fatun stared at the corners of his eyes, and said with anger and disdain: "You people are cheap, bent on getting money from this son, but you dislike the appearance of this son!" ”
Oh, it turned out that he had been stimulated a lot, and the timely reaction just now was just a matter of experience, and I thought he had some light in his brain.
Yu Xiaohuan originally wanted to give him a shot to make him sleep, but he really didn't want to get close to this goods, so he had to put down this method first.
"I don't know about the concubine." Yu Xiaohuan's eyes flashed with tears, "Today is the first day of the concubine's reception, I really don't know a lot of hospitality, if you offend the son, I hope the prince will never worry about the little woman who is the concubine." ”
Zhao Fatdun was helpless, picked up the bowl of wine and drank it with his head up, and his face eased slightly.
"I heard that you were personally taught by Shi Niang," Zhao Fatdun said, "Then you should be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, right?" ”
Hehehe, Yu Xiaohuan said, Du Shi Niang has only taught me for three or five days, what an elegant thing such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I am afraid that I can choose any one of them to learn, this girl can't even learn the fur in such a short period of time!
However, this fat dun is a layman at first glance, and he should just want to show off his elegance and elegance, and he also knows a little about these things, right?
So Yu Xiaohuan said very "modestly": "I know a little bit about it." ”
When Zhao Fatdun heard this, he said unceremoniously: "Then play a song for my father!" ”
Zhao Fatdun said, and stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture, Yu Xiaohuan followed his direction, and saw a guqin in the bead curtain, and almost laughed.
She has touched the piano, electronic piano, and guqin to death...... She hadn't even touched it, so how did she bounce up?
But she slipped through the beaded curtain and walked to the piano stand.
Hey, in fact, she can't use strings like the guitar.
"You'd better hurry!" Zhao Fatun urged.
"People look anxious, and their temperament is also very anxious!" Yu Xiaohuan muttered in a low voice, and sat down in front of the piano stand.
She stretched out her hand and touched the strings nervously, originally thinking about what kind of song to play and sing, but I don't know when, Fat Dun actually walked in quietly, sat down next to her clumsily, and said, "Why don't I play a song with Miss Chuchu?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan looked at his face, which had been turned red from drinking, and then at his thick fingers, and thought: Aren't you afraid that your fingers are too thick to hook this slender string?
Zhao Fatdun touched the strings with one hand, and then slowly swam to Yu Xiaohuan's hand. Seeing this, Yu Xiaohuan suddenly shook his wit, stood up with a cigarette, and then hurriedly said: "Why don't you play Zhao Gongzi, and the concubine will dance with your wonderful song, okay?" ”
Maybe before Yu Xiaohuan arrived, Zhao Fatun had already drunk a lot of wine, but now he happened to be on top, a little drunk, and the whole person was dizzy, so he agreed.
Zhao Fatdun smiled and pulled the strings.
Yu Xiaohuan originally thought that even if it was just a hypocritical vassal, Zhao Fatun had also come into contact with this thing, and it would not be worse than her, who had never played it. Who would have expected that the first sound that popped up in this guy directly made her dumbfounded.
With a bang, Yu Xiaohuan's scalp suddenly felt numb, and he felt sorry for the guqin after that. The voice that others play and sing on it is elegant and amorous, how can this fat dun be played into the sound of killing pigs?
I feel like Jean is protesting heartbreakingly!
"Why don't you jump yet?" Zhao Fatdun asked with squinted eyes.
Yu Xiaohuan wiped the distressed tears in her eyes and said, "Hey, the male bullet is so wonderful, the concubine was fascinated by it all of a sudden." ”
"Really?" Zhao Fatdun's thin slit eyes suddenly doubled!
"What do you say?" Yu Xiaohuan wiped away the tears of grievance in her eyes again. But he scolded in his heart: Don't you have any points in your heart?
Thousands of wears are not worn by sycophants! Zhao Fatun's face was full of joy, so he said seriously: "That can't be a reason for you not to dance!" ”
"The concubine has changed her mind." Yu Xiaohuan took the opportunity to step down quickly, and also in order to pull Fat Dun off the stage, "In order to thank the son for playing this heavenly sound for the concubine, the concubine will sing you a song." ”
"That boy will accompany you." Zhao Fatdun said seamlessly.
"Don't!" Yu Xiaohuan blurted out and refused. Worried about being suspicious of Fat Dun, he immediately explained: "As the saying goes, scarcity is precious, if the son's natural voice is played and sung from time to time, wouldn't it be self-inflicted?" ”
"Makes sense!" Zhao Fatun squinted his eyes and said, "Then you start singing." ”
Yu Xiaohuan grinned and sang: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one has no eyes, one ear, it's strange, it's strange......"
Yu Xiaohuan finished singing happily, Zhao Fatun was stunned, sat in front of the piano stand, and did not respond for a long time.
"So exaggerated?" Yu Xiaohuan walked over cautiously, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, thinking that something should not go wrong.
After Zhao Fatun was shaken by her hands a few times, he finally came back to his senses, and then a pair of small eyes widened twice, and he applauded exaggeratedly: "Great, singing too well!" It's really a divine comedy, it's refreshing! ”
This time it was Yu Xiaohuan's turn to be stupid, and he laughed for a long time.
"Help me up." Zhao Fatdun stretched out his hand and said.
Yu Xiaohuan looked at the face full of horizontal flesh and uncertain weather, and several pictures flashed in his mind as if he had run away. But in the blink of an eye, she was still in place, unmoving.
Well, this is the time.
It's just that the silver needle is hidden in the clothes, and she has to take it out while she is not ready, so why don't you pull the fat dun up?
Yu Xiaohuan crossed the thick palm, supported the fat man's arm through his clothes, and pulled hard.
Fat Dun didn't cooperate at all, but he had the leisure to speak, "Ben Gongzi likes you like this, unlike those sluts, who post it when they see Ben Gongzi's money." ”
Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: Haven't you shown your money in front of this girl?
Both hands couldn't be pulled, Yu Xiaohuan was about to reach out to take out the silver needle in his underwear, but Zhao Fatun suddenly fell sideways, Yu Xiaohuan was so frightened that he quickly retracted his hand, and called Fat Dun on the side for a long time but did not respond.
However, he was breathing smoothly and had a normal heartbeat, so he should have just fallen asleep drunk.
Yu Xiaohuan sat paralyzed on the ground and muttered, "Hey, I didn't expect that this girl's silver needle hadn't been shot yet, and this was over." Boring! ”
Hey, why don't you let me prick a needle first and then fall down, so that I don't have a sense of accomplishment?