It's really hard for a villager to have already expressed his opinion, nothing more than that he is a good person, let everyone believe in them and the like, and at the same time call on the guardian to show up and identify the werewolf Yunyun with the same hatred. But these are not the key, the fatal thing is that Ah Xia inadvertently played a small trick in order to ensure that I entered the pit: just now she generously let the villager sitting on her right say first, so habitually turn a circle counterclockwise, and I, who was sitting on her left hand, wouldn't I have to speak before her?! That way, no matter what I said, Ah Xia had enough opportunity to argue against me, and when the vote was launched, the rope of the gallows was put around my neck.

If I had any chance of winning here and now, I would only think I was lying to myself. The only thing we can do now is to resign ourselves to fate.

Wait a minute!

Sky? That's right! If there is a turnaround, unless, the judge, who has always had the perspective of God, sees through everything, and has insight into the truth and falsehood, can help me! This is definitely impossible in normal times, and if it is absolutely fair artificial intelligence that sits in the bank, it must be avoided; But the problem is, it's a person who sits in the village, and yes, I have a good relationship, and not long ago, with my assistance, I chased the president of a beautiful woman in my class!

Just, how can I get him to help me? What is this code word that breaks the fourth wall of the dimensional barrier and directly communicates with the "God" who holds the power of life and death?

"Listen to me, I'm the 'Guardian'! I know that if I say this, this round will lead to death, but, but I still have no way not to protect Ah Xia, she is not only my hometown, but also my first love, of course, I don't have the courage to confess to her, perhaps, this can only be regarded as my wishful unrequited love. Still, I couldn't help but want to protect her, even if it was just for a few minutes! "Believe me, this is the best acting moment in my life so far, when I said that, I only remember that everyone was attracted by my emotional appearance, peeking at Ah Xia next to me, and it was the first time in my life to see her face flushed with happiness.

Seeing that everyone has been brought up by the romantic atmosphere I created, I took the opportunity to quickly add: "If God knows, I hope I can take the hand of the son and travel with the son, if I must let this journey have an end, I want to say, until the end of the world!" ”

"Wow! Good romantic! ”

"Oh-"

Not only the girls, but also the other classmates couldn't help but be conquered by my confession, only the president of the judge was stunned when he heard this-after all, what I said at the end was not the line he said when he confessed to my class! As a veteran of werewolf killing, he naturally knew that I was blackmailing him on the grounds that he had helped him pick up girls, and asked him to help me win the game.

"Ahem, life is precious, and love is even more valuable. This desperate guardian does make us admire, but haven't you thought about what if the girl you are guarding is a werewolf? Let's be safe to come up with some evidence. Don't forget, we're still in the game. As soon as I heard it, I knew that the president was already helping me confuse the public, and the two villagers who were not firm in their position, when they heard him say this, immediately looked at each other, suspicious of Ah Xia, who had blushed and lowered his head just now.

"I have no proof, and I die without regrets! If there was only one person in this world who could live, I hope it would be you! Seeing this, I hurriedly said this seemingly sensational sentence to Ah Xia, and to the ears of the two ignorant villagers, it really fueled the suspicion in their hearts: since they themselves are not werewolves or guardians, then maybe the werewolves are really between me and Ah Xia! As long as they think like this, they don't just fall into my hands?

"Okay." After the president said this, he deliberately sighed softly, and the two fools saw it in their eyes and immediately made up their minds - in the eyes of the two of them, the president has a God's perspective as a judge, and his sigh is not just a hint that Ah Xia is a werewolf. For a while, even those senior girls who were out early and chatting about gossip absentmindedly felt sorry for themselves when they heard my sensational confession and saw the president's expression.

Everyone even forgot that this was a game for a while, but instead made up this scene into a sensational soap opera, just wanting to witness the climax of the plot in one go. Even Ah Xia, who was full of energy to confront me, was uncharacteristically incoherent when it was her turn to speak, and only lowered her head and said: "Since this is the case, I have nothing to say."

It was perfect!

This is undoubtedly an admission to the masses that she is the last werewolf, so Ah Xia was still in a trance, and she was executed by the ignorant crowd who lamented the creation of people and me. The moment the president announced the results, the girls lamented the ups and downs of the game's plot, and at the same time were happy that Ah Xia received my confession. There's no way, girls, I like this kind of thing that loves to death, in the eyes of our hot-blooded straight men, it's ridiculous.

And so the game ended without any suspense. The two fools were in a hurry and messed up immediately after Ah Xia was out, and immediately became suspicious of each other - I didn't even think about suspecting the identity of the self-destruct, and I was helped by the president to provoke me casually, and immediately infighting broke out, and I broke it out individually.

In the end, everyone didn't suddenly realize that they praised me for their awesomeness, and Huang was even more impressed, and even said: "It's all about acting skills that are reversed to such an extreme, and it's a loss if you don't win the Oscar." The driver, who had mistaken the time, finally arrived, and the group set off happily. Only Ah Xia, who lost the game, still sat in her seat in a daze with a red face and a smile, and didn't get up for a long time. When I saw that everyone was gone, I couldn't help but walk over and pat her on the shoulder, scratch my head, and say apologetically:

"I'm sorry for this embarrassing lie in order to win you. I can't help it, who made you so powerful......"

"You! I, I'm ignoring you! When Ah Xia heard this, she actually bounced up like an electric shock, her pretty face became more and more red, and her eyes were filled with tears.

After the students in the club learned that my confession to her was acting, they were also immediately disappointed, and they were so angry that they all stood on her side and scolded me for being a bad man. When the president heard it, he thought about it and walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: "When you volunteered to help my brother pull the red line, I thought you were a veteran of the love field, but you won the game and lost the sister." No wonder everyone says that it seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact, all of them are better than each other without exception. ”

I was puzzled, "Huh? ”

As a result, I clearly remember that Ah Xia ignored me for a while after she went to school.

Thinking of this, now I understand why Ah Xia was angry with me in the first place, and more importantly, I also thought of how to get a victory from Ah Xia, the most tricky opponent for me:

That's right, you still have to rely on external forces!

Thinking of this, I thought about it a little, calculated it in my heart, smiled heartily, and possessed my acting skills, my body first twitched indiscriminately, and then I stood still with a funny expression, and also sang a limerick poem:

"If you want to return home, handsome men and beautiful women will help. There is a trick to making a fuss on the top, and the stinky fart in front of the hall is hiding. Looking ahead and looking backwards, he walked the way of God, and climbed and rolled over the long hurdle. When I get to the rock, how can I play with me? ”

Saying this, a few people in the Lede Hall laughed, thinking that I was also on the road, the bigwigs had already started to talk about others, Sister Minnie and the teacher and the girl each turned on their mobile phones and prepared to take pictures of my embarrassment, Uncle Dachuan and Jin Siniang had nothing to do, just sat and waited for the stick of incense to finish. When everyone's attention was relaxed, I clearly saw that the squinting and drunken yellow skin on the scroll actually opened his eyes slightly, and looked at me suspiciously with those faint eyes.

Just one eye.

I only felt that the sand and rocks were flying in front of me, and the world was spinning, and when I stood still, I had come to the empty wilderness again, and the gray hairy rabbit was chasing me not far away, not Ah Xia, who else?

"Plums!" When Ah Xia saw me, she was startled at first, and then she couldn't hold back her joy, and she joined me in one place, and said to me as she ran: "I have already seen this strange trick!" You run with me, and we'll rush out together! As he spoke, he shook off the big gray rabbit with a feint and ran to the vague foot of the mountain not far away.

"Wait!" With great difficulty, I caught up with her, hurriedly stopped her, and gasped for breath to tell her my plan succinctly.

"But can we trust it?" Ah Xia is naturally convinced of my decision, but she can't fully trust the yellow skin who has turned into a yellow wax man and rides on a big gray rabbit at some point.

"Well, probably." I am also very worried in my heart, and I would like to gamble: I would rather believe that all things have spirits, and this yellow skin who feels sorry for his wife and children, since he wants to escape from the palm of the black second child and go home to reunite with his family, then it will not hurt to cooperate with us now. Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and waved my hand, and took Ah Xia to follow the black-hated yellow-skinned villain who was riding on the big gray rabbit and running under a big green tree with lush leaves, "The enemy of the enemy is our 'friend'!" Follow it and see what it says! ”

"Uh-huh, listen to you!" Ah Xia agreed, and ran side by side with me to the black black tree hole under the tree—only to see that the big fluffy gray rabbit carrying the black hat villain had already slipped into it. When we reached the entrance of the cave, we quickly exchanged glances, and almost simultaneously slid into the hollow of the tree, and plunged into the dark and unknown place.

I don't know how long it took, but when I regained consciousness, the black-hat villain in front of me had changed back to the appearance of a yellow-skinned man, with his hind feet on the ground, and he stood in front of him with his eyebrows and rat eyes, and there was an indescribable weirdness. Ah Xia had already woken up, and was vigilantly blocking me in front of me to protect me, and when she saw me get up, she still didn't relax at all, she only smiled at me gently, and still confronted the weird yellow skin quietly without being humble or arrogant.

"Okay, okay, I surrender! Niu'er, you're such a tough opponent! Old man, I've lived for so long, I've played tricks on countless people, and you're the first one to see through my ecstasy", I'm still racking my brains about how to communicate with this thing, but I didn't know that it actually spit out a standard Northeast dialect, and when I saw that my mouth opened wide in shock, he turned his head to me disdainfully and said: "Rare and strange!" Old man, I've walked more bridges than you've ever walked. Say, what do you want me to do? If you don't hurry up, that fat old man will find here! ”

Well, since we are willing to cooperate, it is time for us to show our sincerity. Huang Pizi couldn't help but sneer when he heard me finish talking about the plan, and agreed: "Hmph, you little devil has a lot of ideas." It's just that you can't do you any good to help me get out like this......" said the squint, his eyes narrowing more and more, needless to say, doubting our motives for helping it.

"Wong Tai Sin seniors are too worried. I see that the black second brother obviously just saw that I had such a peugeot daughter-in-law who was envious, jealous and hateful, and I only instructed you to control her and beat me hard, I naturally couldn't let him get his way", I said, I pointed to Ah Xia beside me, and added: "Besides, the way to break the illusion of the five qi, the mountain people have their own clever plan!" ”

When Ah Xia heard this, her heart was overjoyed, and she couldn't help but hug my arm tightly, I could even feel her fluttering heartbeat, and her forearm couldn't help but feel numb, and hurriedly whispered to her: "Daughter-in-law, wait a while, you are like this, like this, so ......"

After the plan stopped, Huang Pizi really sent me and Ah Xia's minds back to the main body as promised, and the moment the soul gathered, Ah Xia and I were about to perform a killing move and attack each other.

Then, it's our turn to perform.

Although I took back the control of my body, Ah Xia and I still pretended to be fascinated, slapped out, and were about to go all out to fight a lose-lose game, when we saw that our hands were next to each other's faces, but at the same time, the gold needles hidden in the fingers were exposed, and they were stabbed in the opponent's middle together, and officially "woke up".

"Good!" Sister Minnie, who was holding her mobile phone and preparing to take pictures, couldn't help but cheer when she saw this, she only said that it was me and Ah Xia at the last moment, we finally broke the ecstasy array, took off our heads, and released each other's control, and I couldn't help but secretly admire the accuracy of our timing.

Now is the time!

I saw that everyone's attention was also focused on Sister Minnie's applause, and I hurriedly picked up Ah Xia, who was running a few steps towards me, used both hands as a stool, supported Ah Xia's feet, and sent her back, launching her in the air, only jumping towards the ink scroll. Lei Datong thought that Ah Xia was going to grab those apples, but when he saw this, he hurriedly shook his wrist and put away the paper fan in his hand - with a "bang", the tiled picture scroll immediately closed suddenly, and the five apples were firmly contained in it and fell to the ground. It's just that the yellow skin that pretends to sleep, and he doesn't cooperate with the picture scroll, but with a shake of strength, Shengsheng was bounced up a foot, and he happened to be caught by Ah Xia.

In the eyes of outsiders, that Ah Xia is also dexterous, as soon as she saw that she was approached by Huang Pizi, she was afraid of its way, so she immediately turned around in the air, borrowed the power of rotation, and threw it in reverse in the air, only to pass over everyone's heads.

"Poof!" With a bang, the yellow skin is also acting hard, and his body is still in the air, but he has suddenly released a stinky fart that has been brewing for a long time - in the eyes of others, this is just the cunning monster who was caught by Ah Xia and the dog who was eager to get out jumped off the wall in a hurry, which is also reasonable. In my calculations, the yellow skin should be able to rely on this stinking mouth, cross the corridor, fall steadily into the courtyard, escape to the rockery, drill through the panes on the stone wall, and then return to the back mountain to reunite with his family.

Sure enough, after Jin Siniang summoned the wind and blew away the stench of expansion, there was still the perverse yellow skin in the field. In the center of the hall, only Ah Xia and I, one in front of the other, stood on both sides of the scroll, standing steadily.

"Oh, it's not easy, even this 'Wong Tai Sin' stinky fart with strong resentment didn't put down the two of you." It was the black second child who spoke, and having said that, there was still a trace of imperceptible unwillingness on his smiling fat face. It seems that he is inevitably thinking about some bad idea in his stomach again.

"The troublemakers have been driven away, and the masters are invited to unfold the picture scroll and continue to investigate!" I glanced at the incense that was about to end, and hurriedly urged Lei Datong to unfold the ink calligraphy and painting - although Ah Xia and I were taught by Wong Tai Sin before, and when it farted, we used gold needles to prick the acupoints at both ends of the nose in advance, filtering out most of the stench, but I still felt that I had inhaled a small amount of poisonous gas, and my brain was a little dizzy.

I saw Lei Datong smiling silently, only flicking his wrist slightly, unfolding the paper fan in his hand, and the floating ink painting scroll also unfolded with a "bang", and the five apples of different shapes suddenly appeared on the paper steadily, as if the previous waves of bloodless fierce battles had never happened.

"Please!" Lei Datong is still that smiling Maitreya-like expression, I can't care about what he thinks in his heart, I feel the breath of the five fruits one by one, fortunately, he didn't rearrange them, the fruits are still the five just now!

In this case, the only true fruit is-

"This!"

As I spoke, I pointed to the green, yellowish apple. Peeking at me, Ah Xia also nodded at me, became more and more confident, stepped forward, and directly took the green fruit in his hand. It's also strange to say, as soon as the hand grabbed the fruit, the other fruits had already "snapped" into four pools of ink, falling on the flat white scroll, splashing a few ink flowers, and then slowly faded, turning into beige, and when I looked at it again, it had already returned to the color of the paper, and it was clear that there was no trace.

"Not bad." Lei Datong took the real fruit I threw to him, bowed his head slightly in approval, took a bite generously, handed it to Mu Weiwei behind him, looked at Jin Siniang and Hei Er, and announced: "There is still a little incense, the fruit has been picked out, I think it is passed." It's just—"

When I heard his words, my heart thumped, and I thought to myself: "This big man of the Mu family looks dignified and reads poetry and books, does he also want to play that black second general indiscriminate means to make things difficult for me?" Thinking like this, I couldn't help but ooze cold sweat from my back. I just heard him say slowly:

"Little brother, seeing that your eyes were like lightning just now, and you saw through the illusion of the five qi at a glance, which is impressive, can you tell me the basis for your selection of true fruits? I'm just too curious. Lei Datong shook his fan as he spoke, looking unhurried and not forced at all.

Scared me.

"Okay." Of course, I had nothing to refuse, anyway, I had already passed the test, so I thought about it and said: "These five fruits look different in appearance, but there is no flaw in their complexion, except for the obvious unseasonality of the black fruit in winter, there is no other disobedience. With my current cultivation, I really can't see the difference just by 'looking at qi'. As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked. What I'm saying is the truth, relying on my current half-baked "hopeful" efforts, it is good to see a faint breath, and I can't see the subtle difference in anger.

"So I thought that with the help of external forces, it happened that the master of the Shui family let a weasel in to make trouble, so we forced it to show its flaws, forced it to use a life-saving trick, and relied on this to find out the real result." I saw that the expressions of everyone, including Jin Siniang, were still unclear, and hurriedly added: "The real fruit, when the anger is soaked by the turbid gas in the belly of the yellow skin, the breath will change, just like the inside of an apple that has been put into cold storage will turn black." Then, only the apples, which were completely green before, will show faint yellow spots on the skin after being 'baptized' by Wong Tai Sin's stinky fart, while the other fruits have not changed. That's why it's the real thing. However, my method really does not rely on 'hope', I insist on saying that at most, it is just 'looking', and I invite my seniors to laugh. "I deliberately only picked a few main ideas to say, and by the way, I frankly admitted that my sword went sideways, and the purpose was naturally to omit the matter of joining forces with Huang Pizi. Of course, this kind of thing, it would be good to be able to hide the three bigwigs for a while, and when I think about it later, a few of them will definitely be able to see the clues. It's just that, at the moment, I just hope that the test results will not be invalidated by the sinister black dick.

"Haha! Passing the test is passing, I admire your courage and improvisation, and never break your word. The boss of the Mu family was also sincere, shaking his fan, laughing loudly, and looking at the boss of the Shui family. Seeing this, the black second child naturally didn't want to say much, and after echoing a few words, he suggested to Jin and Lei:

"I think the little brother of Sister Jin's family is shallow, but his thinking is strange, and it is not appropriate to forcibly test his Taoism. Otherwise, I see that the mountains behind Sister Jin's house are vast, and it is a rare treasure to hide the wind and accumulate water, so let's go there and play and set up a specific feng shui bureau to solve it? As he spoke, a pair of bull's eyes widened, and his mouth cracked with laughter, and at first glance he had thought of a trick to rectify me.

When I heard this, I was about to signal Jin Siniang to find an excuse to shirk, but who knew that Lei Datong was funny when he heard the mention, and he had already blurted out, even saying, "Very good!" Seeing this, Jin Siniang couldn't get hurt, so she had to call me and Ah Xia, take the two daughters of Shuimu and the two big guys, and follow Uncle Dachuan to the mountain behind the Jin family.

Saw:

The green trees are verdant, the grass is quiet, the spring flowers have not yet fallen, and the summer flowers have bloomed early. Looking around, the mountains are full of fragrant grass, and when you hold your breath and sniff, you can see the fragrance of fruit trees all around. In geography class, it was said that the mountains in the northeast were barren, and some places even had no grass, but I didn't expect that there was such a treasure land in the backyard of the Jin family. In amazement, I couldn't help but look around at this 100-meter height difference, like a hill rising from the ground. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but use "Wangqi" to feel the image of the earth and qi of the lower mountain stone, looking at it, my heart couldn't help but shake suddenly: I didn't feel it at first, but the more I looked at it, the more I felt that this hill with a radius of no more than five or six square kilometers actually looked like a very sleeping tiger, and the verdant vegetation happened to look like the mottled lines on the tiger's body. It seems that this deposited mountain is really hidden in the wonder of feng shui.

When I approached the foot of the mountain, I felt that the yellow-brown earth, which occasionally cracked, seemed to be seen somewhere, and then I looked at the huge green tree in the conspicuous place above my head, and I felt that it was déjà vu...... I was thinking about it, and suddenly Ah Xia, who was beside me, took my hand and whispered to me:

"Plum, I always feel that the tree is like the one we saw when we got into the hole in the tree with Wong Tai Sin!"