Small Theater Flowers
"Countdown to 3, 2, 1."
"Hi guys, I'm letting myself go again."
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Amx: Instead of talking nonsense, let's talk more. Scum has no human rights.
MT: Hurry up and get an update.
Snow: Don't say it.
Porridge collected his mobile phone, wiped his sweat, and smiled awkwardly: "Ahem, don't care about leaving a message or something." β
Wan Zhao smiled: "Come and make your opening statement." β
"Even if the body is not smaller, the mind is still bright."
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Third Master: Did you get the wrong lines, how did you get Detective Conan?
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"Ale, of course it has something to do with the recent plot, haven't you noticed that the suspense is now gone? Haha, that's because I've recently been obsessed with Detective Conan, so I want the protagonists to start their journey to solve crimes. β
Yun Zhao turned his head, "So you did dozens of chapters of the plot related to the Guo family, and you completely forgot about me." β
"Yes, I'm sorry, this was just a momentary mistake in my screenwriting."
"Anyway, you can get started. Don't put on this pose to the audience. β
Porridge whispered, "It's only been a few days, how did you become almost like Pei Xu." Come on, I'll get started. "Cough a few times," officially began. Because of the last easter egg Zhang Qinhua, I felt that I was still unfinished, so I specially added a small theater. β
"It's clear that what you wrote was so verbose that many of it didn't be written."
"Don't poke me in the back."
"Then, the Q&A begins. Temporarily turn off the barrage system. β
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Porridge: May I ask Yun Zhao, what do you think of your cousin Han Zhen?
Yun Zhao: Khan, in fact, is a bit difficult to describe. He is a very good person, and he has the style of Han Pei in my impression. But it's different.
Porridge: Ye Khan, you don't seem to have seen Han Pei. How do you know that he is very similar to Han Zhen?
Yun Zhao: Actually, I always heard my grandfather mention his father and say that he was a perfect person.
Porridge: The perfect man? I don't think he's perfect, maybe he just looks rounded. (Speaking of which, I'm still his son, the one who created him.) οΌ
Yun Zhao: Yes, but Han Zhen is not a perfect person, but he can always do things well and handle them properly. And treat people kindly.,He's a good big brother.γ Even though our blood ties are far apart, the love between them is deep.
Porridge: You still find the key point to say, say the point, say the point, say the point.
Wan Zhao: A very gentle person, a person who doesn't get angry. However, he is a proud man and looks down on people. And it is easy to be alienated from people and attract resentment. This is probably one of the reasons why he was killed in his previous life. In fact, he did not obey Emperor Zhao Rui, which led to a deeper estrangement. But I wouldn't believe him did the opposite.
Gruel: That's right. Han Zhen is also a complicated person.
Yun Zhao: You always say that Pei Xu is complicated, and you want me to say that he is a simple person, and he may not have as many thoughts as me.
Porridge: Huh? Are you so sure?
Yun Zhao: Hehe, if you want me to guess, he just wants to climb up with peace of mind and hug the thighs of the emperor and the crown prince. As for the rest, he didn't think much about it. At most, a few more people will serve him in the service of his promotion career.
Porridge: Well, you're actually quite simple-minded.
Kanaki: If I say that I am working hard for my family, then I can say the same.
Porridge: So you're essentially "in love".
Yun Zhao: Really, it's really a mess.
Gruel: I was originally the one in charge of making things up, and it only took me a few minutes to make Pei Xu, and then he became the fastest male protagonist.
Wan Zhao: Okay, you've said it several times.
Porridge: I think he is similar to me, so I gave him a special upgrade.
Yun Zhao: ......
Porridge: After asking Han Zhen, I believe that many people are suspicious of Mrs. Fang's sudden departure from Yiyuan, so please explain it.
Akira Kazu: Actually, I don't know much about the inside story. However, as far as I know, it was some of Mrs. Zhou's practices that caused Mrs. Fang's displeasure, and probably she didn't want to see someone blatantly pointing fingers at Yiyuan.
Porridge: What kind of person do you think Mrs. Fang is?
Wan Zhao: She is a very gentle, amiable big sister, and she is a good match for my cousin. Judging from what we said separately, she is also a wise woman with a lot of resourcefulness.
Porridge: Yo-yo-yo, I smell something special.
Akira Wan: Seriously, if possible, I must find a husband like my cousin.
Porridge: Hehe, do you want me to call him back from the sea.
Yun Zhao: Pei Xu will never be angry, I said that if he reconciles in the future, then everyone will be happy.
Porridge: I said, if you say it again, he will definitely come through and grab me by the collar and scold.
Wan Zhao: No, no, no.
Porridge: Keep asking, what do you think of the relationship between you and Zhao Rui in your previous life?
Yun Zhao: By the way, isn't the problem with Zhao Rui over?
Porridge: Of course it's not over, there are still so many plots that have not been written, and there are still so many clues that have not been revealed, how can you think that it is over?
Akira: Ah, that's right, then I'll think about it. In fact, I was able to marry Zhao Rui in my previous life, I think it was pure coincidence.
Porridge: Coincidence? Why do you think so?
Wan Zhao: The emperor and queen choose a concubine for the crown prince, and the girl she chooses must be noble-born, beautiful, and good-natured. When I ran for the election, there were several people who could be called the national color and natural fragrance, and I really couldn't find out a little wrong, and even I felt excited when I saw it. It's just that I didn't expect them to all lose.
Porridge: You're excellent too, aren't you?
Yun Zhao: I think I am a little worse than them, and the innate factors of appearance are not something I can decide. So I think I'm really lucky.
Porridge: Alas, being the crown princess and queen is something that countless people dream of, but I didn't expect it to be like a cage.
Yun Zhao: That's right, whether you're doing well or not is one thing, the important thing is to marry the right person.
Porridge: Can you be sure that you really married the right person?
Wan Zhao: I don't know, anyway, I must have married the wrong person in my previous life. So I'm ready to live well in this life.
Porridge: Let me ask again, how was your relationship with Zhao Rui in your previous life?
Yun Zhao: You said before that you were afraid of Bai Yueguang, and I was the same. To be honest, I'm a little afraid of Xiao Yunxian, because she is Zhao Rui's original and his only one. As his wife, I can't reach this. (shrugs)
Porridge: What you say makes a lot of sense.
Yun Zhao: The first time I saw the rumored Xiao Yunxian, I had already completely lost, and I couldn't compare anywhere.
Porridge: Ah, don't be presumptuous.
Yun Zhao: Don't you know, she is the kind of woman who can crush your self-esteem and crush all your pride, and I seem to be nothing in front of her.
Porridge: I'm sorry to make you sad.
Yun Zhao: It's nothing, in fact, Xiao Yunxian, the most pitiful thing about her is that she is completely used as a chess piece, from her entry into the East Palace, serving, to the concubine, maybe ascending to the back position in the future. Everything was arranged for her by the intricate bureaucracy behind her. I'm luckier than she is in this regard. At least no one is going to dictate my actions.
Porridge: It's pretty pitiful to be a puppeteer.
Yun Zhao: Yes, but a sad unrequited love like mine is more painful, in fact, I think it's a little funny, obviously he doesn't like me, but I like him, this is probably a human tragedy.
Porridge: Don't be too sad. Like it or not, it's a normal emotion.
Yun Zhao: But I, but I, I really shouldn't force him to do anything to me. (weeping)
Porridge: Okay, change the question.
Wan Zhao: Okay
Porridge: You can briefly complain about the author.
Yun Zhao: Do you really want me to say?
Porridge: Whatever you want.
Yun Zhao: Well, you are really more literate and good at porridge, little rice dregs. And what you wrote about me was too fragmented, and you didn't write about my character at all, and you portrayed me full of negative content. Obviously not a big heroine.
Porridge: When did you become the heroine? And I think your personality is pretty good, but it's a little scheming.
Yun Zhao: Am I scheming? If you want to talk about scheming, just say it. Besides, I want to be scheming, in my previous life, I could have directly killed the emperor and killed the emperor. Don't you like those usurpers the most? Then you simply portray me as a usurper female emperor!
Porridge: I'm wrong. (Bow down)
Yun Zhao: And I want to complain, why do you write me as a good girl with nothing to do and tasteless. I don't have any competitiveness at all, and I'm obviously a cannon fodder heroine. Also, the more you write about the Pei family now, the more divine you become, as if there is nothing that Pei Ji doesn't know, and there is nothing that Pei Xu can't do. Please, the house fight is to write about our Feng family, no matter how you say it, you should also give the house fight some shots!
Porridge: This ...... I'm trying to elevate your image as much as I can. You can flute, you can embroider, and your skills are still being upgraded in the future, so don't be so anxious.
Akira: Well, that's all my skills are.
Porridge: You're not a cannon fodder heroine, I'll definitely let you live well if you live again.
Yun Zhao: emm, but I've always been a heroine without the halo of the protagonist, without a golden finger, and without opening the eyes of the sky.
Porridge: No one has it, in fact, Lao Pei used to be quite miserable, didn't he still counterattack? (A serious nonsense)
Yun Zhao: Well, I'm quite miserable anyway, I hope I can have a little better luck in this life, at least let me spend my old age in peace.
Porridge: What else are you going to complain about?
Yun Zhao: Let me complain, why do so many people betray me, I am obviously a very good master, where did they provoke them, they have to exclude me so much! Especially those two palace maids who have been speaking ill of me, if I were to find them out and beat them out now.
Porridge: Uh, let's stop the anger. Those two palace maids are specially placed for the plot.
Yun Zhao: Is this questioning my personality? I'm talking so badly, no matter what, I'm a queen.
Porridge: Uh, I was wrong, I really, really just wrote it on a whim for the sake of coolness.
Yun Zhao: You scold, you are cool, do you know that the person who is scolded is very unhappy. (Angry)
Porridge: Okay, good, good, I just wrote it for a while, but I didn't expect to confiscate it, so I wrote a lot.
Yun Zhao: It's just a matter of your card text, why do you want to make fun of your heroine, on purpose. I usually take care of you.
Porridge: I was wrong, I was wrong.
Wan Zhao: Also, why are my maidservants' names so nice, and my names are full of irony.
Porridge: Uh, do you think Liudan painting sounds good? I think it's vulgar.
Yun Zhao: I'm talking about Qing Yu, her name is really good. It's just that I don't quite remember what she looked like.
Porridge: I don't think I wrote what she looked like.
Wan Zhao: yes, but she, I really don't have any impression.
Porridge: Next question, there is information that shows that you and Pei Ji actually know each other, so what is your impression of Pei Ji?
Yun Zhao: I don't remember, just an ordinary adult, almost 20 years older than me. So I've always treated him as my elder.
Gruel: Hehe, I suddenly felt that Lao Pei was really embarrassed. If you count the generations, there should be a generation between you, but if you count the same generation, he is a generation behind the people of the same period.
Yun Zhao: No matter what, Pei Xu is a generation older than me. I remember when I was very young, I seemed to call him uncle.
Porridge: (star-eyed) Uncle, hahahahaha, how old he is.
Yun Zhao: It's quite old, I used to think that my cousin was younger than him. But in fact, he is three years older than Pei Xu.
Porridge: Hahahahaha, this is really the funniest joke I've ever heard today. However, I still think that Pei Xu will look younger than his peers when he is old, at least to a certain extent, and he will not be old anymore.
Yun Zhao: ......
Porridge: Next, who is the person you cherish the most?
Yun Zhao: Grandmother, maybe I didn't feel it in my previous life, but I deeply felt it in my life that my grandmother is the only relative who accompanies me.
Porridge: What about the most hated person?
Yun Zhao: I hate Zhou Huiyan the most.
Porridge: Huh? Aren't you getting along well?
Yun Zhao: Hehe, hehehe, do you really think?
Porridge: yes.
Kanaki: Because I hate the kind of people who do one thing in front of me and one thing behind the other. I hate it very much, and I pretend to be innocent. Even though she pretended to be good, I still thought she had bad intentions. And I think she is more pitiful than Xiao Yunxian, at least Xiao Yunxian is still loved, and she has always been a poor person. But there is something hateful about the wretched. I'm going to let her keep pretending to be miserable, just to make her taste the pain of pretending, and it's even more pathetic.
Porridge: Shivering, I'm really scared.
Yun Zhao: I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but she hurt people's hearts. Of course I'll give her a good taste of the pain
Porridge: Okay. Let me ask you again, should you tell us what you want for the future?
Yun Zhao: I really want to do a big career, but I'm afraid that Pei Xu will tie me to the family and let me be the kind of lady who only does housework and has children.
Porridge: Yes.
Wan Zhao: Oh, it's time. I'd like to see those people who are far away.
Porridge: It's going to be a while, maybe they're drifting on the sea.
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