Vol.1 Chinese classes are a source of happiness for me
"Well, go ahead." Xiao Jue nodded and said to Gu Xiaoxiao.
"Yu Chu, Zi Yao!" Gu Xiaoxiao ran over and helped the two of them carry the volleyball.
Xiao Jue looked at the water in his hand, raised his arm to cover his eyes, and lay back on the lawn, the sun shining through the leaves, leaving a little spot of light on his face.
"Xiao Jue, come! Let's move on! "That's the sports committee member of the second (first) class of high school.
"Good!" Xiao Jue got up, walked to the basketball court with water, put the bottle of water on the bench, turned around to take the ball, and continued to play with them.
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"Okay, the classmates disbanded. Remember to wear sneakers next week, sandals are not good for running. ”
"Got it~"
The physical education class of the first class of high school (1) was followed by the Chinese class, and it happened that the Chinese teacher was ready to explain the composition in this class, and the students were always happy.
"Do you remember the essays on the test papers?" The Chinese teacher is a male teacher who is over half a hundred years old and has a lot of experience in teaching students.
"Remember~"
"We still remember, the teacher should hurry up and explain our composition!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Okay, good, this essay is not bad on the whole, but there are a very small number of students who don't have enough words and scribble, so you should pay attention to it in the future!"
"Let's take a look at the A-class essay first."
"The first article is Jun Qian's, with a score of fifty-nine, which was originally discussed by many of our Chinese teachers and prepared to give full marks. However, Junqian, civilized language is very important. ”
"Let's take a look at Junqian's loss of points." ! Who's this? Who the is so rude? If you want me to apologize, you dream...... 'This essay is a semi-propositional essay, this time, I'm XX, Jun Qian's classmate added this time, I didn't say I'm sorry. It's a very novel topic, and the content is also very novel, and it vividly writes about that feeling, which can make people immersive, but you still have to pay attention to the words. ”
"Hahahahaha......"
When reading the composition, Mr. Lu was very calm, expressionless, and serious. But Junqian's classmates were not very serious, laughing crookedly one by one, and their stomachs hurt from laughter.
You don't know how funny Mr. Lu's serious expression when he reads that paragraph, especially if he is not serious.
"No, I'm dying of laughter."
"Hahaha, Chinese class is really a source of happiness for me."
"Quiet down, students, let's take a look at the second part, it's Gu Xiaoxiao's, it's also fifty-nine points."
"Gu Xiaoxiao is also the same as Jun Qian, he can get full marks. However, in order to correct her composition, the teacher of our Chinese group invited your English teacher and your homeroom teacher to study in ten countries such as country r and country I, and it took us three hours to correct this composition. ”
"Why?"
"What did you write, sir?" When I heard that it took three hours to revise an essay, the students were very curious!
"Let's take a look. Gu Xiaoxiao's title is in Chinese characters, and this time, I have no hesitation. This topic is very suspenseful, eye-catching, and good. ”
"But everyone look back." Teacher Lu unfolded Gu Xiaoxiao's paper, and the students were collectively confused.
Classmates: Confused fruit on the tree, confused you and me under the tree, one person and one confused fruit, confused you and me...... What's going on at this time?
The title is in Chinese characters, the kind in simplified Chinese. In the first paragraph, the Chinese characters are traditional characters, and these Chinese teachers can still understand them.
The second paragraph, in English, can be understood by the students.
the third paragraph, in the R script; the fourth paragraph, in national I; The fifth paragraph, in G, ......
The whole essay is about fifteen natural paragraphs, each paragraph is almost a country's text, and some of them have not even read it, and after reading the article in a few seconds, they are confused.
"Do you understand?"
"This ...... What the hell is this? ”
"Squad leader, are you the devil?"