Fanwai: You can't take a name indiscriminately, just like a cat can't eat leeks

Shang Tuwenda was born as a child who couldn't attract the attention of others.

He can't make friends, he's not popular with girls, he's not interested in clubs, and he won't even be called by the teacher's roll call in class.

So he naturally realized a set of skills to play with himself.

One morning when I was in elementary school, physical education class was free and easy. While other children gang up to play various games (football, throwing sandbags, jumping rubber bands), Shang Tuwen uses his imagination to start his own adventure, just like countless ordinary days during the holidays.

After the physical education class, there was a lunch break of one and a half hours, and it was not until the roll call of the first class in the afternoon that everyone found that Shang Tuwen had disappeared.

Later, before the bell rang for the second period, the homeroom teacher found Shang Tuwen with his head stuck in the iron fence between the playground and the outside school.

This was the biggest turmoil caused by Shang Tuwen when he was a teenager.

Ten years have passed, and on the way to report to the university after leaving home, Shang Tuwen suddenly decided to be an outgoing, cheerful and popular child from now on.

In terms of club selection, he did not hesitate to implement this change, and Shang Tuwen chose the "street dance club" that attracted the attention of girls the most.

However, the hip-hop dance club was not as easy as imagined - because the number of students who signed up was too large, the president finally decided to temporarily add a PK competition to screen out freshmen who had skills and met the club's standards.

Although the hip-hop dance club requisitioned the school's largest indoor auditorium on the day of the audition, the students who could sign up still lined up outside the auditorium.

It is said that considering the efficiency and safety issues, the hip-hop dance club responded in a timely manner:

1. Seconded seniors from outside the club to act as temporary staff to organize and maintain order on site;

2. Students will be registered in a group of five, and each group will improvise a dance according to the music randomly played on the spot, and the professional club members and instructors will judge the students who can enter the semi-finals one minute later.

The registered students have already filled in their names with a pen before going on the stage and submitted them to the club leaders, and the senior seniors invited by the club can come to the stage after reading the students' names.

"I'll talk about the order of the scene in advance. Due to the large number of people on site and the limited sound conditions, it is important to be quiet and avoid noise, especially when reading students' names. When you hear your own name, you must get on stage quickly, some students' names may be more unique, everyone should listen carefully, especially don't make fun of other people's names. There's nothing to coke, like me, my name is Ruby Lin, but it's not funny, right? The senior who maintained order and was responsible for pronouncing his name looked like a bear, and his tone of expression was serious and fierce, and everyone in the audience dared to laugh out loud and nodded their heads in agreement.

In the second half of the competition, Lin Xinru was obviously physically exhausted, her mouth was a little dry, and she frequently ate screws when she read her name, but she was afraid of his appearance and his deep relationship with the student leaders of the hip-hop club, and no one expressed dissent and dissatisfaction.

Seeing that the number of students who signed up for the competition was getting smaller and smaller, Senior Lin Xinru made persistent efforts, picked up the registration form that was about to bottom out and shouted: "Su Zhemin, Cui Jinli, Pang Bai, Guo Xuqing, Shang Fen, please come to the stage." ”

But only four people came to power.

"Who else didn't come up?"

Each of the four reported their names, but the "Shang Tomb" did not appear.

"What about the tomb? Who is Shang Tomb? Ruby Lin shouted.

Everyone in the audience tried to hold back their laughter and didn't dare to make a sound.

"It's not up to the grave, is it? Okay, that's an abstention, the next ......" Ruby Lin picked up the next list unhappily.

At this time, a boy stood up weakly, raised his hand and asked loudly with a red face, "Senior, may I ask if you are reading Shang Tu Wen?" ”

Ruby Lin's eyes widened, and she almost wanted to stick her face on the registration form, looking hard at the name where "soil" and "text" were connected.

Everyone present could no longer control it, and the collective erupted into laughter like the howl of a beast.

Although Shang Tuwen was not later selected by the hip-hop dance club, his name completely attracted the attention of the whole school that day.

Relying on Shang Tuwen's good temper, he quickly won the favor of the teachers and students around him by pronouncing the wrong name this time, and made friends with Lin Xinru's senior, and later joined Lin Xinru's campus group called "Zhendong Gang" and became a star among freshmen.

Shang Tuwen's transformation, his application for this university, and his purpose to become famous on campus are actually only one - to find the senior sister named "Tang Lu" who had studied in a high school with him.

It's a pity that he later found out that Senior Sister Tang Lu has not returned to school since the beginning of this semester, and furthermore, Tang Lu seems to have completely disappeared.