Zhu Yingtai is a woman, not a man?

Shen Lang also admired Zhou Ru's fantasy of this little paper girl.

Shen Lang smiled: "I'm sure, Zhu Yingtai is a woman, not a man." ”

The little sister Bara asked, "Is there any evidence?"

Shen Lang: "Of course there is, in the three years that Zhu Yingtai has been studying, her sister has seen it." ”

Little sister Barra, "Okay, then I'm sure now, Zhu Yingtai is a woman." But Liang Shanbo is definitely a fool. ”

The thief Xiao Shiyi Lang: "I agree with this point of view, otherwise a woman dressed as a man and replaced with me Shi Shilang, you can see it at a glance." ”

Zhou Ru was puzzled: "Why is this?"

The thief Xiao Shiyi Lang smiled: "Because women don't have an Adam's apple, their skin is finer than that of men, their manners are contrived, and their voices are full of females." The arms are thin, the legs are thin, the waist is thinner than a man's, and the chest is too different......"

Zhou Ru: "Eleven Lang, you are so powerful, I will obey you if you don't accept the wall." ”

Little sister Bara: "Liang Shanbo didn't see the above female characteristics, so it means that Zhu Yingtai does not have any of the above female characteristics!"

Wang Yuyan: "If Zhu Yingtai doesn't have the above female characteristics, wouldn't it mean that Zhu Yingtai looks like a man?"

Little sister Bara: "Zhu Yingtai, man's wife!"

Man's wife?

Big thief Xiao Shiyilang: "I'll go...... Zhu Yingtai doesn't really have an Adam's apple, and speaks like a man who is rough, with dark skin, and a waist as thick as a bucket, and even has no chest......

An image of Zhu Yingtai, who is five big and three coarse, appeared in Xiao Shiyilang's mind.

Thinking of this, Xiao Shiyi Lang shuddered!

He's not doing well.

The image of the woman in his heart was all destroyed by Zhu Yingtai.

The thief Xiao Shiyi Lang hurriedly went offline and left a message:

"Or my Shen Bijun is a woman, my favorite, I'm going to find her, you can talk about a man's wife......"

Wang Yuyan said: "Okay, no matter what, I still think that the love story of Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo is very touching and desirable!"

It's hopeless......

Shen Lang thinks that Wang Yuyan, a paper girl, is an infatuated species!

He must enlighten Wang Yuyan and help her today.

Shen Lang said: "Actually, don't you see the key problem of this love story?"

The key question?

What's the problem?

Wang Yuyan: "I'm so ignorant that I didn't see it, please ask the great sage for advice." ”

Zhou Ru: "Xiaoru is still young and doesn't dare to speak." ”

Little Sister Barra: "The key question?"

Shen Lang said: "Yes, this love story is very touching, but the key issue is that Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were not married and did not live together before their deaths, so they loved each other and came back to life." ”

This......

A few people in the group looked confused!

What is this theory?

Shen Lang smiled: "My theory is that what you can't get is always the best, the most tempting, and even people are willing to pay their lives to get it." ”

What you can't get is the best?

Several people were shocked in their hearts.

Shen Lang explained: "Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo didn't get the love between them, so they promised life and death. ”

"I'm willing to bet that once two get married and live together for seven years, or not seven years, they won't be so impulsive anymore and may even break up. ”

What is the rationale for this?

Several people looked confused.

Wang Yuyan asked, "Why did the Great Sage say this, and what is the truth?"

Shen Lang said: "Let me tell you two more real case stories." ”

Wang Yuyan: "Yu Yan listens!"

The two case stories that Shen Lang is about to tell are facts.

The first was something he saw on a TV program that regulates family disputes.

The title of this program, at the time, was called "A fart caused a divorce." ”

Shen Lang explained.

"The first real-life case I'm going to talk about is called a fart divorce. ”

I'll you......

Hearing this, several people in the group were speechless.

This title is so weird.

Shen Lang said: "In the column, the one who applied for divorce was a man. His wife was sitting across from the man!"

The host asked the man: Why did you file for divorce?

The man replied: Because my wife's fart stinks too much......

The host laughed......

The man's wife was very aggrieved and cried to the host: That fart that day, I didn't put it!

The man said to his wife: It's your stinky fart......

The host held back a laugh and asked curiously: How stinky is that fart?

Man: It stinks worse than gas......

My wife cried aggrievedly!

The host immediately adjusted, changed the topic, and asked: How long have you two been married?

Man: Less than seven years.

The host nodded: The seven-year itch, why did you marry your wife in the first place? You must have loved her, at least you did, right?

The man smiled, a look of good memory: Yes...... At that time, she was the school girl at school, wearing a white dress, very beautiful, like a fairy, I fell in love with her at first sight......

The host smiled: Then you pursued your wife, didn't you have to work hard?

The man nodded: Yes.

The host wondered: Then why don't you love her now?

The man shook his head and said with a disgusted look: She doesn't go to work, plays mahjong every day, doesn't exercise, loves to eat meat, and the smell of farting makes me intolerable!

When the host looked at the man's wife, she was indeed fat, and she had no fairy image, and she had become a bad wife!

When Shen Lang said this, he said with a smile: "Several, have you heard? Before a man got married, he saw that his wife was as beautiful as a fairy, but after he got married, he even hated his wife's fart and smelled bad. Divorce!"

Sweat!

Wang Yuyan, the little sister Bara, is not very good.

This case shocked Wang Yuyan's heart.

Zhou Ru said cutely: "Fairy's fart, is it really that stinky?"

Speechless!

Wang Yuyan is very smart and has understood the key points from the case, she said:

"I understand that two people are not together and do not understand each other's shortcomings, so the two of them are incomparably perfect in each other's hearts. But after being together, when they see each other's shortcomings, they are no longer perfect, and they can't even tolerate it. ”

Clever!

Shen Lang gave Wang Yuyan a thumbs up.

Little sister Barra: "But true love, shouldn't you tolerate each other's shortcomings? ”

Zhou Ru said cutely: "Farts are so stinky, do you like Sister Bara? Xiaoru doesn't like ......"

Barra was speechless, "......"

She said again: "This wife is not right, when she gets married, she doesn't pay attention to her image, of course, she dislikes her husband." ”

Shen Lang then told the second true case story!

"There is a city where there is such a pair of celebrities who love each other so much that they even tattoo each other's names on their bodies, proving that their love is unforgettable......

When I got married, the pomp was very big, and it shocked the whole city and even the major media.

On the day of the wedding, the relatives of both parties and celebrities all came to congratulate them.

The two also swore at the wedding!

My husband said: I don't want anyone else but you, for billions of people on the planet. I am willing to settle down for you, be your harbor, and love you until the sea is dry and the earth is old......

My wife also swore that I would like to thank you for your love, and I will be by your side in the future, no matter whether you are rich or poor. If you will never leave me, I will live and die with you!

Everyone is applauding, congratulations!

But the good times didn't last long, one party split legs, one party made a big fuss, the two divorced, and because of the division of property, they went to court, and even smeared each other, and they fought!

Shen Lang finally smiled and said: "I just want to ask, do you remember the vows you made when you got married?"

Silent!

Wang Yuyan and the little sister Bara are all thinking, is the love that the two of them firmly believe in their hearts credible?

Zhang Xiaofan felt very happy.

Because there is a girl Baguio who forgets to die, and she really loves him......

So Zhang Xiaofan vowed to save Baguio.

Zhou Ru said curiously: "I understand." ”

What do you understand?

Several people were puzzled.

Zhou Ru said cutely: "The vows made at the wedding of the two are definitely not said with their mouths, they are all farting!"

It's all fart's fault!

Who messed with whom?

At this time, the system prompted: [Congratulations to the group leader, you told three stories, completed the three-day task, and were rewarded with 300 points, and you can draw three times. 】

Refreshing!

The group also has this rule, and the task can be completed in advance.