"Shen Yan, you stop, you actually wrote that kind of word on my ass...... I'll kill you! I'm going to kill you today! ”

After Shen Yan finished signing, the agent lady leaned sideways to the mirror to admire her perfect buttocks, and felt that it was beautiful to have this square word on it. Is the color red or black? She took a picture with her phone and wanted to look it up online to see what the word meant...... At this time, Shen Yan, who felt that the car was about to overturn, wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but was hugged by the sensitive widow sister and forced him to watch it together...... And then the agent blew up!

"You bastard, I'm going to cut you and make you an alien eunuch for the rest of your life!" The widow sister brandished a kitchen knife and said very terrifyingly. "How dare you spoil me so much, believe it or not, I'm going to go outside and find a man right now? There are a lot of sturdy men on the beach, all of them better than you! ”

"That can't be! No...... I mean, that word doesn't mean what you think, it's actually a Japanese conspiracy...... Think of Pearl Harbor! Lao Shen explained embarrassedly while hiding behind the sofa, "Yes, in our culture, it means Zhengmei!" What I said is all true, you can go and look it up online! What is Zhengmei? Well, as long as we see that kind of girl with a beautiful face and a great body, we will say, super positive! You are the most righteous girl in my heart! That's right, that's it. ”

Shen Yan gave a thumbs up and looked serious.

The widow sister stared at him, as if to tell if he was lying...... But when he got closer, the kitchen knife slashed towards Shen Yan's bottom with a snap! "It's strange that I believe you! You just don't want other men to touch me, you macho pig! ”

"Ahh

"Believe it or not, I designed your name as a puppy and tattooed it in that place! When someone asks, I say it's my dog's name! The widow sister thought of a trick and thought it was good, and Mei Zizi laughed while talking, and the knife was almost unstable.

Shen Yan was stunned, and said in his heart, "Then don't you become a "dog day"? You're more serious than "positive", I didn't expect you to be such a widow sister. The widow's face froze, and she seemed to have thought of it...... With Shen Yan for so long, it is impossible not to be dirty, and the thoughts of the two people are surprisingly synchronous.

"You'd better die!" Keep chopping!

With Shen Yan's skills, it is impossible to be cut, and the widow sister is also very clear about this. But the blade was slicing back and forth there, and he was about to ED psychologically.

But who is to blame for this? If you don't die, you won't die, who made your hands so cheap......

*****

Actually, it's just a joke......

The word "positive" was written with a water-soluble signature pen, and it was not a real tattoo, and it fell off as soon as it was erased. The two of them were playing around in the room for a while, and they were not wearing any clothes, and they were almost sparkling and tired of seeing each other......

At this time, there was a doorbell in the direction of the door, "Jingle bell-jingle bell-".

The two who were interrupted looked at each other speechlessly, "You go open the door and see who it is, and I'll put the knife back...... If you mess around again, next time it will really cut you! The widow sister threatened fiercely and went into the kitchen with a kitchen knife. There is also a mirror in the kitchen, she looked at the mirror, and suddenly felt that although Shen Yan was very angry, the position he chose for writing was really good, and the conservative swim trunks just happened to cover it all. The widow sister thought about it and decided to find someone to design his name into a flower pattern and tattoo it in that position.

"No one should know I live here, probably a friend of Mike's." Shen Yan grabbed the bathrobe and put it on, and explained in the direction of the kitchen. "You'd better put on your clothes and sunglasses...... I'm worried that it's a journalist who has taken a bad picture of you. ”

Nowadays, reporters are really getting more and more unlimited, and a certain robbery, fraud, and counterfeit certificate dealer with a high lower limit can't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart.

"Inform the widowed sister that the crew was shut down due to exhaustion, but she was actually playing crazy on the beach in Los Angeles? Although this kind of news is a fact, once it is reported, it is easy to cause the collapse of the personality. In these years, who doesn't wear a few "diligent and dedicated" skins when they are celebrities, and some people still take a clean script and take a selfie to show that they are diligent.

When Shen Yan walked towards the door, his spiritual power had already extended to the outside of the door.

He scanned the middle-aged man he didn't know standing in the doorway, about fifty years old, with gray hair and glasses. This man has the elegant temperament of a scholar, and seems to have received a certain amount of military training, and his body is quite robust. He was dressed in a thick coat that was out of place for the Los Angeles weather, with wrinkles that could not be smoothed out, and it appeared that he had arrived in a hurry from out of town.

In particular, Shen Yan could feel that he was more emotional, and the hand holding the newspaper kept repeating the grip and loosening.

Definitely not a reporter, Shen Yan stopped at the door and adjusted his mood a little - generally people who are anxious are the most disgusted with other people's hippie smiling faces and indifferent expressions, which will instantly create a very bad first impression. Therefore, Shen Yan switched and changed to a polite and warm smile type...... If he wants to brush anyone's favor, there is a 90% chance that he can brush people to the point where they are willing to die for him, and it is really a pity that he does not go to hell to develop......

Shen Yan twisted the door open. "Who are you looking for?"

"Sorry to bother, I'm here to find a ...... named Shan, Shan, and Shen" The man opened his mouth a few times, but couldn't say the name accurately, so he explained a little anxiously, "Sorry, he's a Chinese Chinese and his name is awkward, but he's my daughter's boyfriend!" I have something urgent to find him, someone gave me this address, please ......"

He stopped suddenly, and the Chinese, young man...... Isn't that what you're looking for?

*****

Of course, Shen Yan also heard that the person who said it was him, and he felt very embarrassed.

Aren't the people of the United States quite open? And Scarlett's parents are both in the circle, so they shouldn't be so old-fashioned, right? Speaking of what kind of virtues Hollywood is, don't they have a little C number in their hearts, and they actually came directly to the door...... But at this time, Lao Shen has to take the deal even if he is hard-headed. Who let Scarlett be in the house at the moment, the two of them were wrestling shirtless a few minutes ago.

"Please come in, ...... first Uncle. Scarlett, your father is here. "Lao Shen is now more cowardly than anyone else, so he hurriedly called the widow sister to escort him.

"He's not my father!" The cunning widow sister had already pricked up her ears to eavesdrop, and at this time she immediately poked her head out of the kitchen and said, "You just said that Shen Yan is your daughter's boyfriend?" When he asked this, a sour breath rushed straight to Xiao Han. Good for you, Shen Yan! In the month since I left, I really messed around, and even the name of my girlfriend was decided...... So what am I?

"Who's Scarlett?" The middle-aged man who walked in was also confused.

But when he saw the woman poking her head out of the kitchen, his face couldn't help but sink. However, he suppressed his anger and immediately changed his words, "Well, I think it's true that I misunderstood the relationship between you and my daughter, or is it this kind of ......" He gestured with his fingers and used a gesture of "I can't think of an adjective to describe your style", "...... Woman, it's more suitable for you, and I don't think you're a good fit for Laura. ”

"Laura?" Shen Yan slapped his forehead, this was actually Laura's father...... The "task initiator" of the fate line, in the future, the reward of the "Ancient Electromagnetic ** Paper" will have to be received from him, but he can't be offended. "So you're Laura's father, please sit down! Laura is actually my student......"

"Her mom is also my student." The man interrupted directly.

"What do you mean by a woman like me, you think I'm not as good as Laura?" Scarlett was annoyed, what else is Laura like me besides being able to fight? Not to mention the figure, I'm not even worse than her height, okay!

"How many Ph.Ds do you have?" Laura's father asked quietly.

"I-", Scarlett became speechless, and the person who hadn't finished elementary school was stabbed in the chest.

Shen Yan smiled and did not participate in the debate. He knew that Laura had just graduated from college, not to mention a doctorate or a master's degree. But Laura's father accurately understood Shen Yan's expression, he turned his head to look at Shen Yan and said very seriously, "Her mother and I both have four Ph.Ds, Laura is more talented than us, her future achievements are limitless, Ph.Ds cannot be less than this number." ”

"Wait, is it still the number of Ph.Ds that need to be measured by success?" Scarlett asked.

"If you have, you don't need to." The man replied with a smile.

Scarlett felt so congested when she came on - he made so much sense that I was speechless! Just like only rich people are qualified to answer the big question of "whether they are happy if they are rich", and those who have no money are called conjecture when they answer this question......

"Shen Yan, you have a good chat with your girlfriend's father, I'm sorry, we just had a one-night stand, and it's over now...... Ignore me, I want to be quiet. ”

She clutched her chest and went upstairs in a position of being hit by an arrow......

Shen Yan looked at Laura's father speechlessly, old man, are you sick and will die if you don't scare people?