246 fakes

After this camel Tang Sancai was soaked in aged tea, the sour taste that was easy to make people taste was really gone. In the afternoon, Huzi and I came to the gate of the academy with this fake Tang Sancai.

It was still a lively street, with all kinds of people, and Huzi and I found a relatively remote corner and squatted down. Keep an eye on passers-by and try to find the right target before starting.

"Ahem, ahem!" I signaled to the tiger that the target had appeared.

"Dude, don't bargain, this is what my ancestors have handed down, if it weren't for the lack of money to treat my daughter-in-law, I wouldn't have sold it at all." Huzi deliberately raised his voice and said to me in a pretentious manner.

"Don't ink either, big brother, you don't know how to do it at all, this Tang Sancai is not worth much at all now. You were fired in the official kiln, and I will add 300 percent to you. "Anyone who knows the business knows.

Compared with some calligraphy and paintings, Tang Sancai's cans are much more valuable, especially the goods from the official kiln. I guess pretending to be a profiteer wants to deceive Huzi, a 'stupid peasant' with a simple face.

"Brother, I'm really in a hurry to use money, my daughter-in-law is still waiting for money for surgery, should you save people's lives?" Huzi deliberately pretended to be in a hurry.

I had to admire this thing's acting skills, looking at the tears that were about to come out of his eyes. I almost burst out laughing, and I quickly and deliberately turned my face to the other side.

The two of us are playing this play here, and the middle-aged man next to me who looks like a big man has been watching it. Looking at the shadows on the ground slowly approaching us, I snickered in my heart, "Heh! Finally hooked. ”

"Okay, okay! If you don't say it, you will add five hundred at most, and if you don't sell nine thousand five, you will be pulled down. I said to Huzi in a pretentious manner.

"Little brother, what do you have? Can you show my brother. The middle-aged man interjected as he walked up to us in a low voice.

"Alas, alas! Who is this? Do you know the rules? This little fat man's business buddy is talking, what kind of lever are you inserting? I turned and yelled at the man.

At first glance, the man was dressed in a tweed coat, cowhide shoes with a large round toe, and a bulging small leather bag in his hand, and he looked like a rich man.

"This brother, let's speak politely, don't yell at you? This thing didn't make a move, so I can't stop who it is, what kind of grandson is it? The middle-aged man was also anxious at first glance, and his speech smelled of gunpowder.

"Two bosses, don't quarrel first, let's have something to discuss, a harmonious society." Huzi said with a sloppy look on the side.

"Don't say a whole number, I want something." After I finished speaking, I deliberately unzipped my small cloth bag, which actually contained a thick bag of newspapers.

When the man saw that I was in such a hurry, he directly grabbed Huzi in front of me and pulled Huzi away, "The little fat man came to show my brother your things first." ”

"This is what my grandfather left me, he said that this thing has been passed down from ancestors to several dynasties, and I don't understand, don't lie to me." The corners of Huzi's mouth drooped, deliberately pretending to be stupid, and as he spoke, he took out the Tang Sancai from his arms.

"Yo! It's still a real thing, I'll sell it to you for 10,000. The middle-aged man took Tang Sancai from Huzi's hand and said a lot.

As soon as I looked at the posture of this middle-aged man, I knew that he was not an expert, how could he see Tang Sancai who could assert the truth or falsehood just by looking at his appearance, I deliberately made a posture of wanting to snatch Tang Sancai from his hand. also said, "I'll give you 13,000, I fancy this thing, you're late, don't mess up the market." ”

The middle-aged man must have thought it was some kind of big treasure, or why would I have gone to such great lengths to get it. directly said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'll pay 14,000, you don't think it's a little fat man, sell me." ”

"Fatty, I have fifteen thousand on me today, go back with me to get the money, I want sixteen thousand." I said as if I was going to win.

"Don't, don't! If you don't have any money, you still want to buy a baby, I'll give you some money now, the fat man is mine. As he spoke, the man opened his purse, and the renminbi was piling up, making a tempting sound in his hand.

I was still pretending to be on the sidelines and nagging "What kind of person, just let it go to me, that thing is really not worth that much money." ”

"Am I stupid? It's worthless, you fight with me for a ball, and you still want to bluff me like that. The middle-aged man scolded as he counted the money.

After the man finished counting the money for Huzi, he directly stuffed Tang Sancai into his coat's arms, and walked away with a villainous face. Before leaving, he came to me with a sentence "Dude, thank you, it looks like a leak, you just don't have the life to pick it up, haha"

My heart blossomed with happiness, but I still had to show so much frustration on my face, such a discrepancy between the outside and the inside was really fucking and almost succumbed to me.

As soon as the man's back disappeared into the crowd, the two of us ran away, the beautiful girl in my heart, not to mention how comfortable it was.

Almost in one breath, the two of us ran back to the small courtyard rented by Dunzi through the streets and alleys, and quickly closed the gate when we entered the courtyard.

Then he laughed out loud "Haha! Ha ha! There are still such stupid two-ball goods in the world, and that fake is still a treasure. ”

I couldn't laugh too much, holding my stomach and saying, "The funniest thing for me is the villain's triumphant appearance when he leaves." Especially that sentence, it looks like a leak, but it's a pity that you didn't have the life to pick it up. I almost laughed when I heard this. ”

"Haha, I looked at his ball, I almost couldn't parry, did you say that this thing was squeezed by the door. Holding a magnetic camel, I was so happy. Huzi's tears of laughter were almost coming out.

"This is enough for us to eat and drink for a while."

With this money, our lives have also changed dramatically, and we also wear tweed coats. We had a whole pair of big cowhide shoes.

We don't even smell cigarettes of this grade of 'economy' and 'flock', and we smoke them directly with a worried mouth. We all have some slippery intestines to eat big fish and meat, in short, Xi'an is delicious, fun and we both enjoyed it together.

The good days always feel like too much slipping, and such extravagant and wasteful beautiful days only last for a short period of three months. Seeing that winter is about to begin, we have little money left. I'm afraid that neither of us will be able to survive this winter, so we will simply do it again.

This time, we chose the more popular bronzes on the market, the price of bronzes is relatively high, and it is easier to sell.

The main thing is that the bronze ware is fake, and people who don't have a few lines of collars can't see it at all. There is an art processing factory in the western suburbs of Xi'an, and we give the factory manager double the salary.

Let him ask the best master in the field to make a bronze bell imitating the Han Dynasty for us. After the factory director took the money, he said that there was no problem, and we picked up the goods in about a week.

A week later, we arrived at the craft factory as promised, and the boss handed us the chimes. When I got the chime, I couldn't help but marvel at the skill of the master of this craft factory, this chime can be said to be enough to make it real without doing anything.

The smooth flute angle, the perfect arc, you can't see that it's a fake without eyesight. In order to express my gratitude, I finally added an extra 100 yuan to the factory director, in fact, the main reason is that I hope he can keep it a secret for us.

Although the patina on the chimes is not bad, the green ones are too fake, and the colors are too heavy to confuse the eyes of insiders. Of course, these things are still processed a little bit when they are returned.

After returning to the small courtyard, Huzi dug a small pit in the ground without saying a word, and the monkey said anxiously, "Hurry up!" Hurriedly! ”

"What for?" I looked at him with a puzzled expression.

(End of chapter)