"Teacher Bi" is not a title, but a fake name.

This person's surname is Bi Ming Old Character Master, and Teacher Bi is Teacher Bi, and he will not change his surname if he does not change his name.

Teacher Bi thought that his name was weird enough, but there was another name in their class that was even stranger than him, named "Xiahou Xuhui".

"Xiahou Xuhui" is not a compound surname "Xiahou", but a single surname with the word "Xia", such as a fake package.

"Xiahou Xuhui", formerly known as "Xia Fan", was an ordinary high school student who lived an ordinary life, and the unfortunate beginning began when he failed the college entrance examination for the first time.

Xia Fan's mother doesn't have much education, and we must severely criticize her next behavior - if your son doesn't study well, you should focus on his homework, and it is useless to find a fortune teller in the mountains.

The master received a lot of money from Xia Fan's mother, and set up the altar to do the Dharma in a decent manner, such as the town altar wood, the peach wood magic sword, the chime, the Chao Wat, the five-color order flag, the Sanqing Bell, the canopy ruler, and the wooden fish that is rumored to be handed down by Li Chengfu, the emperor of the Wanshun Heavenly Kingdom, - all kinds of traditional magic weapons are readily available.

In Xia Fan's fate deduction, he used an abacus, a Casio calculator, a fork fart system, an assembly computer, and Wenquxing electronic dictionary, a business pass, and a backgammon reader - anyway, all the calculations can be used, so you can say that the master is dedicated.

In the end, it was concluded that Xia Fan's name was not good, and the word "fan" was destined to be "ordinary and vulgar" in his life.

Xia Fan's mother cried at the time: "My son's bad life is all to blame on me, that's what I insisted on." ”

The master twisted his beard and pointed out that "Xia Fan" also has the homonym of "down to earth", and this son's fate still has a tendency to reverse, just change the name to set the fate of the next earth, and you can turn your life to be blessed.

Xia Fan's mother always hoped that her son could have the fate of "prince and general", so she took the word "Hou" and renamed it "Xiahou".

Xiahou repeated the college entrance examination the following year and failed again.

Xiahou's mother continued to find the master to tell her fortune, and only after this calculation did she know that "Xiahou" was not - "Hou" was not known as "monkey" - no wonder her son was obviously hyperactive this year, and his temperament also became like jumping up and down.

Gotta change it again!

Change a promising one, named "Xuhui", as *** said: "The sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning." There is vigor and hope!

Xia Xuhui repeated the college entrance examination again, but unfortunately missed out on higher education again.

At the last parent-teacher meeting that year, because Xia Xuhui's mother didn't know what was going on, she couldn't get there, so she had no choice but to hand it over to Xuhui's father in person.

After poor Xuhui's father arrived at the school, he asked every class: "Is Xia Fan a student in your class?" ”

Naturally, no teacher knew Xia Fan.

Poor Xuhui's father thought to himself, oh yes! The son changed his name. walked to each class again: "Excuse me, is Xiahou from your class?" ”

How can any teacher recognize who Xiahou is! The name "Xiahou" was last year, and I didn't repeat it at this school last year!

Later, the school was extremely suspicious of Xia Xuhui's father's identity and mental condition, and after the security guards turned him to the office of the security department, poor Xia Xuhui's father had to call his son's mother.

"Fuck kid, what's the fuck our son called? Yes? Slow down! You louder! What the? I said this! Yes? I also said this, no! What the? CIFI? Xia Xuhui? Or Xiahou Xuhui? ”

Father Xia raised his head sharply and asked in a trembling voice, "Is Xiahou Xuhui from your school?" ”

Finally, a teacher claimed Xia's father.

In this way, Xia Xuhui skipped the fortune-telling link directly, and the name of the second year was changed to "Xiahou Xuhui"!

Xiahou Xuhui lived up to expectations and was finally admitted to the university after the last retake.

Xiahou Xuhui felt that his name was strange, until he met Ruby Lin when he entered the military training.

Ruby Lin is not the actress you think she is, the two of them just have a word for word name and are like a fake.

There are no people named "Su Youpeng" or "Gu Juji" or "Zhao Wei" or "Zhou Jie" among the freshmen of this class of advertising. But the name "Faye Wong" and the name "Li Bingbing" are really there, and there are really some stories between him and Ruby Lin - but those are all later words, let's not press the table first.

A few people have been mentioned and a few have been omitted, but readers can rest assured that many of their stories will be read in this volume.

For example, what the author is about to tell you about this text message that Mr. Bi and Xiahou Xuhui read on their mobile phones at the same time, the content is as follows:

"Gather at the east gate of the old campus at 4:30 p.m. to see my dad come and beat me."

Paid by: Ruby Lin.