I just wrote and wrote that such a fragment suddenly flashed in my mind, so I rolled up my sleeves and did it!

Note: The small theater is only for everyone to laugh, not to be confused with the normal plot, remember!!

Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate. The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining.

It was in this vast space and time that a void illusion appeared.

What is about to happen to a man of life and death, an evil doctor with white flesh and bones, and a domineering female thief who adheres to the principle of having treasures and not stealing but not being a good woman?

【Hand-to-hand jumping comm】

"Quick, chase quickly, the thief girl is in front, this time we must not let her run, hurry, speed up."

On the rugged mountain road, a group of people chased after a nimble purple veiled woman in front of them.

Just three steps away, the purple-veiled woman turned her head and smiled weirdly.

Disappeared in an instant.

"Brother Potato, Brother Cat, the thief girl ran away."

"Nonsense, I really thought Lao Tzu was blind, what are you beeping, go and look for it, I can't find a head to see." The man called Brother Potato waved his hand on the head and said angrily.

Brother Mao had a gloomy face from beginning to end, "Damn, it seems that the name of this thousand-year-old woman is not in vain, there are really two brushes, purple potatoes, what should I do?" ”

A group of people were ordered to search the surrounding area from house to house.

At this moment, there was a woman sitting on the wall of a courtyard, swaying her legs, holding her chin in her hand and watching all this, her watery starry eyes glowing with a strange light, looking at the direction where everyone was leaving, she snorted coldly, and silently compared her mouth, and those who are familiar with spoken language can guess the word fool at a glance.

Heh, mission accomplished.

"Who?"

I'm going to you! How could anyone?

An Cha cursed in her heart, her starry eyes flowed, and in the next second, her cold face instantly softened.

When I looked up, I saw that the person who came was handsome and flawless, but the cold air exuded from his body was a little cold......

Tut... Ice Lumps!

"Huh? It turned out to be a handsome guy, the first time we met, please advise. My name is Cuihua. ”

Qusan: ...... Isn't this person sick in the brain?!

"Say, what's the purpose of coming here?" This is his secret base, and there are many institutions, and ordinary people don't have the ability to come in, and they are more and more suspicious of her at the moment.

Ancha: Hehehe, this handsome guy, I really didn't come in, I was picking medicine in the mountains, but suddenly a tiger came out, the slave family was afraid, so they kept running, kept running, and saw such a place, so they came in, no, they climbed the wall.

Qu San glanced at her with a smile, and threatened: "Then you are amazing, you can outrun the tiger, it just so happens that I have one here, you play with it, I will believe it." ”

I'm rubbing, damn it, it's poisonous!

"Ouch, it hurts." An Cha pretended to be a monk at his feet, threw himself into Qu San's arms, and took a deep breath, Emma, I felt my muscles, this man is in good shape!

Qu San's forehead jumped suddenly, this was the first time in history that he was rubbed with oil by a woman, "Get out." ”

"Oops, it hurts, I smell a lot of medicine here from the handsome guy, could it be that the handsome guy is a doctor? The slave's feet hurt so badly that I don't know if I can ......."

"Don't make me say it a second time, get out."

Ancha: Hmph, that's not going to work, Lao Tzu still has a big move.

"The slave family doesn't know what kind of roll the official is talking about, how many kinds of slave family will there be? Want to demonstrate? The simplest one is to ......" While speaking, Qu San was directly full, jumped on him, and Da Yue Hun was right on his chest, soft and hard touch, ambiguous air flow was about to start.

"Get out of here, if you don't roll, you'll feed the tiger."

"Oh, the Yin family is so afraid, then this time the Yin family is really out, Cuihua has a relationship with the official, the next time we see each other, I will ask to marry the son with ten miles of red makeup, and wait for the slave family!" m～u～a”

Vomit! As soon as Ancha left, Qu scattered and vomited, this kind of person is still better not to see in eternal life.