Chapter 7: The Useless Calamity
Only children do multiple-choice questions, but adults certainly want all of them!
Yu Gan, who had achieved his goal, sat down with a smile on his face, euphemistically expressing his desire for both exercises.
Sun Wukong, who had long seen his true face, didn't bother to talk nonsense, waved his hand to retreat from the Dharma Protector God and the land, and recited both exercises.
After a while, after confirming that Yu Gan had memorized and understood everything, Sun Wukong said angrily: "The exercises have been given to you, now it's time to let me out, right?" ”
"How do I know if it's fake, let's practice first."
This cultivation is three years......
On this day, after giving a lecture on Lingshan, Rulai seemed to remember something, and asked Guanyin on the side: "Venerable, where has the golden cicada and his party reached?" ”
Guanyin remembered the previous transmission of the Eighteen Garans, and his expression was a little strange: "Buddha, the golden cicada is still in the Two Realms Mountain." ”
"Oh?" I couldn't help but be stunned when I heard this.
"Hasn't he been on his way for four years? Why is it still in Datang? ”
Dead Dao friends don't die poor Dao, Golden Cicada, I really can't hide it, take care of yourself! Guanyin sighed in his heart, and told the story again, and his brows were furrowed when he heard it.
"This evil man~~ actually went to the Two Realms Mountain to cultivate?"
Guanyin added, "Well, and it's progressing extremely fast. I'm afraid that there are a lot of calamities that I negotiated with the Daomen before, and I can't use them......"
Not to mention the two who were having a headache, at this time on the Two Realms Mountain, Yu Gan had just finished a day's cultivation, and he was looking at the spiritual power in the Purple Mansion with a smile.
It is worthy of being the top practice of Buddhism, and it really did not insult his top qualifications. It's only been three years, and he is already at the peak of refining the Void Combination Dao, and he is only one step away from transforming into an immortal.
Heaven and earth gods, men and ghosts, although they are not as good as a three-year-old immortal, are now even taller and boundless monkeys. But compared to the group of Dharma Protectors who have cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years next to him, it is only one level lower!
What's even more commendable is that this is all from one's own small-level cultivation, and the cultivation skills in it have already been comprehended. If you have enough points to keep it, not only will it not be a problem to continue cultivating, but its power can be exerted by ten.
This is the main reason why he tried his best to blackmail Sun Wukong, because the exercises are easy to obtain, but a teacher who can be instructed at any time is difficult to find.
You can't use supreme authority to hypnotize Sanqing or teach yourself, right? Although that is also quite emotional, Yu Gan always feels that the word temporary with supreme authority is a little unreliable. I'm afraid that one day the permission disappears, and everything I got by cheating will be taken away......
It's not easy! In the past three years, I have struggled to put my mind to it. Now that he felt the cultivation insights in his mind, he suddenly felt that all the efforts were worth it!
Walking quickly in front of Sun Wukong, Yu Gan asked with a smile, "What do you want to eat today?" ”
"The bird is about to fade out of my mouth, my grandson wants to drink Chang'an's drunken immortal brew!"
Yu Gan nodded when he heard this, and shouted at the void: "Fellow Daoists, it's hard work!" ”
Meiyin smiled bitterly and said to Miaoyan Garan, "Go ahead." ”
There is no way, not to mention that in his previous life, he was the second disciple of Shizun, and his murderous reputation resounded in Lingshan. Even now, it is the destiny of the Buddha. If my brothers don't give face, I'm afraid that they will have to wear small shoes in the future, not to mention that there is a master of the Heavenly Palace......
After a while, Miaoyan Garan went and returned, and after putting down a dozen wine jars, he was hidden in the void again.
Yu Gan raised his hand to smash the clay seal, handed over an altar and said, "Great Sage, take one?" ”
"Haha, good!"
With the starry sky and the clear breeze and bright moon, the two drank happily until the bright moon sank in the west.
Looking at the gradually rising golden crow, Yu Gan, who was drunk for seven points, burped, threw the jar in his hand far away and said, "Great Sage, are you ready?" ”
Are you ready for a different journey to the west, my childhood hero?
Only this time, no one will ever break your spine with a hoop again!
I don't know if it's the effect of alcohol, Yu Gan's already bright eyes are more and more dazzling, like the rising sun, which makes people dare not look directly.
Sun Wukong looked at the monk in front of him in a daze, and forgot to answer for a while.
For some reason, he always felt that there was too much in those beautiful eyes. Especially the fiery blooming wantonly, it always feels unusually familiar.
Just by looking at it, my increasingly cool chest seemed to be ignited, and it was a little uncomfortable.
In the blood-red eyes, the hidden cold light trembled slightly. Sun Wukong lowered his head and hid the restlessness in his heart deeply.
Five hundred years later, he finally learned the most shameless forbearance he had ever had......
"That spell on the mountain is the Nyorai Dharma, right? The Great Sage will wait a moment, and I'll go and uncover it. ”
Yu Gan's mellow voice sounded in his ears again, as if he had thrown away a rag.
Smacking the slightest lack of respect in his words, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be stunned. A thought that had been hidden for three years crept on.
Is this monk really a person who learns scriptures from the mandate of heaven, or is he really a disciple of Buddhism......
Flying staggering to the top of the mountain, Yu Gan stretched out his hand to tear off the charm, and threw Tuan Bar into the air: "Hey, who is that, take it and hand it over!" ”
The spell crossed a parabola and fell, only to be swept up by a gust of incense when it reached the ground. Meiyin's somewhat helpless voice floated in the wind: "There is a holy monk Lao." ”
After waiting for a long time, he didn't see the expected landslide and crack, Yu Gan flew down with some curiosity, looking at Sun Wukong, who had been out of trouble, he couldn't help but be stunned, and teased: "Yo, this is coming out, don't you lift a mountain to vent?" ”
"Haha~~ The elder laughed, how innocent this mountain of creatures is, how could my grandson do such a tasteless thing." Sun Wukong laughed dryly, shook the soil on his body, and then summoned a ball of water to split the top and pour it down.
After pulling a few times in the package, Yu Gan handed over the brand-new monk's robe that he had prepared: "Although it is a mortal robe, it can also cover the body, if the great sage does not dislike it, let's make do with it." ”
After putting the monk's robe on his body indiscriminately, Sun Wukong moved his wrinkled limbs, and he had mixed feelings for a while.
This is what I have imagined countless times, and what it will be like when I come out?
For the first two hundred years, there was only hatred in this heart. I always think that if I can go out one day, even if I fight to scatter, I will crush Lingxiao and overturn Lingshan.
In the next two hundred years, my mind finally cleared up, and I pondered the reasons for failure every day. I deduced more than once in my heart, if I did it again, how would I get rid of this damn ending.
It's just that with each deduction, the despair in my heart increases by one point. In the end, the once hot blood was gradually cooled by the blow.
In the last hundred years, I no longer have the strength to roar, and I just look at the surroundings every day, watching its flowers bloom and fall, and the clouds roll up.
Then, Guanyin came and told himself that there would be monks who would go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. When he passed by, let himself apprentice and escort him all the way west.
Oh, Master?
Although my grandson was defeated, his knees were not weak, who in this world could stand my worship?
But Guanyin also said that Heavenly Court felt that Huaguo Mountain was a hidden danger, and had been discussing whether to cut the grass and eradicate the roots recently.
Ha, this group of defeated generals has no fart skills, and it is a set of threats to threaten people!
That's it! When he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he only cared about his own happiness, but let this group of sons suffer too much. This time, let's take it as a debt repayment......
As a result, the person who can uncover the spell is waiting, but it is completely different from what he imagined. In particular, those eyes are very similar to those of 500 years ago......
Sun Wukong shook his head, threw some ridiculous ideas out of his mind, and chased after Yu Gan who flew away.
I don't know what Rulai thinks, but he chose such a monk to go to the West Heaven. This way, I'm afraid it's going to be lively......