The samurai behind me rushed up and grabbed my clothes and lifted me up.

I said to myself, good boy, do you know which children's book your grandfather likes to listen to the most? "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"! Want to scam me?

I laughed so hard that I got goosebumps.

Sure enough, the plots of history are all similar, he was stunned at first, waved his hand, asked his subordinates to stop first, and asked me: "Why are you laughing?"

I pretended to be calm and straightened my clothes, and then said to him with a dark and awe-inspiring face: "I laugh at my own lack of eyesight, and I wanted to tell the heavens, but I have suffered such a great humiliation." If you want to kill or chop, please feel free to dispose of it. ”

This is anti-fraud. As long as the anti-fraud is successful, the other side must be stunned by the donkey, Cao Cao was like this back then.

Sure enough, L's Bo was a hero in troubled times, and he couldn't resist this kind of trickery, so he came to curiosity and asked me, "Oh? Heavenly Machine? You might as well name one or two for everyone here to hear. ”

"How can the heavenly machine be leaked at will? If you want to kill or chop, listen to it. "I know that since you have already cheated people, you will cheat to death.

"If what you say convinces me, I will let you live, and if you can really know for five hundred years, I should worship you as my national teacher of Great Xia."

I said in my heart that the conditions are almost open, don't make him angry: "In that case, please listen to me slowly." I have known for 500 years, and I have ......"

I thought about it, the Great Xia entered Chang'an about 400 A.D., and 100 B.C. was ...... Oh yes, "since the first year of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty five hundred years ago...... "I began to lecture on history like a history class, and I came out with all the "romances" that I knew about history after that, talking about Wang Mang's usurpation of the Han Dynasty, the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the struggle for hegemony of the Three Kingdoms, the Western Jin Dynasty and the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and the ministers of L Bo and the ministers still listened to it with relish. My purpose is simple - to drag time.

But the first five hundred years have been said, how to talk about it later, is a question, the Great Xia Kingdom is a short-lived regime in history, and not long after the death of L Bobo, Tongwancheng was destroyed by the Tuoba of the Northern Wei Dynasty, this must not be said so.

Just as I was thinking, L Bobo spoke: "Oh? Why not continue? The events of the first five hundred years, there are also people in my Xia Kingdom who can understand them, could it be that you only know these? ”

"Dry mouth, tired legs and feet, please give the king of Xia a seat and tea." I didn't have a brain, and when I said this, my mind was still racing to think about what was going on. Unexpectedly, L Bobo really gave us a seat and served tea. I know he's been cheated almost to the point, at least half.

I didn't sit down immediately, but bowed and saluted: "King Xia, the old man has passed the age of sixties, and my son has also passed the age of standing, all of them take the elixir to protect their appearance and face from age, if there is a chance in the future, I wish the alchemy to help Your Majesty live forever."

This sentence is incredible, the temptation of immortality is great for these rulers, and although L Bo did not speak, the look of joy on his face could not be concealed.

After I sat down, I said to him, "The next 500 years are really a leak of heaven, and words are a loss of life. Please ask Xia Wangping to retire from the idlers in the tent, only one or two henchmen can be left, and then they should stuff their ears with things, and we dare to speak. ”

L Bo ordered his men to go out, and one of the ministers said: "Don't be a king!" If these two people assassinate the Heavenly King, what would Great Xia be? ”

He waved his hand, meaning that you should go out quickly: "Thousands of troops and horses are not able to defeat me, what about these two people?" After saying that, his eyes widened again.

The men immediately panicked and ran out one by one.

And what he didn't know was that the real flickering was only beginning now.

You must know that after L Bobo defeated Chang'an, he proclaimed himself emperor on Ba, and then stupidly did not set the capital Chang'an, but returned to Tongwancheng, and said: "Don't I know that Chang'an is the ancient capital of all dynasties, and it is stable surrounded by mountains and rivers?" However, Jing and Wu are remote, and they are bound to not become a big disaster, and the Northern Wei Dynasty and we have a common border in the east, and it is only a few hundred miles away from the northern capital. I was in Tongwan City, and they did not dare to cross the Yellow River. In the end, history proved to be a stupid decision, but that's what he thought.

It is not difficult to understand a person's mind and try to deceive him.

I said to him very politely: "King Xia, will you be the emperor in the near future?"

When he saw that I had broken his mind, his expression obviously changed a little, but he still forcibly said modestly: "I have no ability to manage the troubled times, I have not been able to save the people from fire and water, I have been fighting in the south and the north for 12 years, the four seas have not been unified, and the enemy is very arrogant, how can I be called the emperor?" I only wish to promote the virtuous and virtuous people, let Xia take the throne, and I can return to Lao Shuofang, with the qin book as a companion. The emperor's honorific title, how can I bear it for a person with few virtues? ”

Almost everyone in history who wants to be an emperor has to be so modest before he ascends the throne, or he is helpless like a yellow robe, I said in my heart, what are you doing here for me?

But the play still has to be acted: "This is wrong, the king of Xia is called the emperor, it is the will of heaven, and God will bless the Great Xia for four hundred and fifty years." ”

"Oh? Four hundred and fifty years? "He was a little upset.

I said in my heart that you fuck, four hundred and fifty years, longer than the Han Dynasty, are you still not satisfied?

can only change the tone of words: "King Xia, not only four hundred and fifty years, this day is the ear, but the rise and fall, the future generations are harmonious, and the time is the same." King Xia should be good at teaching his descendants, thinking that it is a great plan for all eternity. ”

He nodded after listening to all his thoughts, and I continued: "After King Xia became emperor, the capital was elected as Tongwan, not Chang'an."

He asked me, "Oh? Why? ”

I said: "Although Chang'an is victorious, the people of the south are weak and not afraid. His Majesty's enemy is Wei Ye, Xia Wei is connected, and the great enemy of this country is also. The king of Xia is in Tongwan, majestic and intimidating, and the Wei people dare to cross the Yellow River one step? ”

He was very happy to hear me say this: "What Qing said is very much in line with my intentions!"

My heart is talking nonsense, can it be different, I just said it according to what you said later.

But he still has to pretend to be sanctimonious on his face: "King Xia, although Wei is prosperous, Tianzuo is only sixty years old, and he will be destroyed in Xia, so there is no need to be afraid!"

To tell the truth, a person should keep a clear head at all times, especially when he hears flattery and flattery, if he is dizzy because of this, I am afraid that he will be played with in the palm of his hand.

L Bo obviously doesn't have such an understanding, happy in shape, then it's better to do, who wouldn't say auspicious words to please the lottery? I continued to fool him while I waited for dawn.

Finally, I was still working hard to build a grand blueprint for the Xia Kingdom to unify the north and go south to the Central Plains, but with the pale white sunlight that appeared in front of me, the fog began to dissipate, and everything just now suddenly disappeared.

I stopped talking and said a word, my body began to tremble, and I sat down on the ground.

Seeing this, the big waist hurriedly came to help me, I shook my hand, meaning that it doesn't matter to me, you let me sit and rest for a while.

In my mind's eye, how much did I go through last night? I was chased by the heads of two people, I was almost shot to death, I was almost beheaded, and now it's all gone, it's over...... But why am I so unlucky? I even had a vague feeling that I was an unlucky person, and I could always encounter these strange things.

The big waist simply sat down against me. We rested silently for a few moments before we got up. What awaits us is how to get out of this place.

We looked around in the morning light and found that not far behind us was a small hill, which was also a small vantage point, and if we climbed up, maybe a little brighter, we could see buildings or villages.

The big waist asked me, "How is it, is it okay?"

I nodded: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm not tired, I'm scared."

"It's okay, we're all out."

We walked towards the hill together, but it always felt familiar. As I got closer, I suddenly remembered that this was not ...... Kyokan!

I grabbed my big waist and began to retreat, maybe what happened last night had something to do with the resentment that had accumulated on this thing. The head of the floating man...... Not to mention it.

"This should be the remains of Calvary, the anger is too heavy, we can't get close." I said to him.

He looked closely, and it did look like it, so we hurried away without anything else.

It didn't take long for us to see smoke rising from the tops of trees in the distance, this is smoke, right? We looked at each other and smiled, as if we saw hope, and hurried over there.

The moment we saw the village, we were so excited that we almost cried.

We went to a family where the cooking was thriving, and when the old man saw the clothes of the yamen, he believed that we were good people and put us in the house to feed us. We asked someone to contact the yamen, and finally we returned to the city in the carriage that the yamen had come to pick us up.

Li Ruomei cried when she saw her big waist at the door of the yamen with a big belly, and I looked at the two of them with affection, and I was envious in my heart. However, I was controlled, and I couldn't hide the fact that my big waist took me to participate in the operation as a government officer.

Fortunately, after many efforts, including his father, and we had the meritorious performance of intercepting and capturing the tomb robbers, we finally gave him a merit to offset it, and I was also regarded as "nothing happened".

Basically, those who caught people that day were rewarded, and if the big waist rushed out to catch the thief back, he might still get a third-class merit. But Big Waist doesn't blame me for tossing his third-class merit at all, according to what he said, if I didn't go, his own life might be in it. Big waist, his father and Li Ruomei think the same.

Da Waist said that his colleagues in the yamen told him that they came back at night to find that there were no people, and searched all the way along the direction that someone saw Big Waist chasing the thief, and finally the body of the tomb robber was found and could not find the two of us, and the village we found was also within the search and rescue range, and no one answered all the way to shouting, so everyone was very surprised when they heard our news in the morning. We only said that we got lost in the woods and came out in the morning when we saw the smoke from the cooking. It is said that the tomb robber seems to die of overfright, but it is also possible to die of overexcitement and exertion, and we know which one he is.

But after experiencing this incident, I was always uneasy in my heart, feeling that I might really belong to a different person, and I remembered the anger mentioned in Ma Dao's mouth at that time, could there really be such a thing? To be honest, I'm not afraid of anything else, I'm afraid that if I live in a big waist house, it will hurt the child in Li Ruomei's belly.