Not to mention a certain deep resentful dragon who was still looking forward to it, the duo flew and stopped, all the way to the west.

A few days later, looking at the smoke rising not far away, Yu Gan subconsciously paused the sword light.

"Great Sage, there is a temple in front, why don't we go in and rest?"

In the past few days, he has not even met a village, and he can only take a barbecue to satisfy his stomach, and he feels uncomfortable in his mouth, but now he sees a place where he can eat, where can he still move.

Looking at the Adam's apple rolling up and down, Sun Wukong didn't know his careful thoughts, and suddenly felt a little funny in his heart: You are also a monk at the peak of human immortals, why can't you let go of this desire to speak?

But looking at the pitiful appearance, he was embarrassed to refute, and nodded helplessly and descended the auspicious clouds.

Yu Gan came to the door of the temple in a hurry, and raised his hand to knock on the door. Unexpectedly, the door opened suddenly, and a monk in green clothes walked out head-on, and the two almost collided directly.

Both sides didn't expect this, and Qi Qi couldn't help but be startled by the other party's bald head.

"I~"

Swallowing the two-word mantra that almost blurted out, Yu Gan calmly folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, this senior brother, we are the monks sent by His Majesty of the Tang Dynasty to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures in the West. Because it is late, I want to borrow the treasure temple to stay for a while, I wonder if it is convenient to do it? ”

What a handsome elder!

The monk in Tsing Yi saw Yu Gan's appearance clearly, and after secretly praising it, he raised his hand and said: "Amitabha, the Buddhism in the world is one family, the elders must not be so polite, please come in quickly." ”

Looking at Yu Gan, who looked like a virtuous monk, Sun Wukong couldn't help but pout secretly. I don't know if the monks in the world will have this ability to change their faces. If he hadn't known the roots, he would have almost been frightened by this treasure just now.

If my grandson had been able to have this half of his ability, he wouldn't have fallen to such a point! Sun Wukong shook his head with emotion and followed Yu Gan towards the temple.

Who knew that when he came to the door, the monk in green clothes saw his appearance clearly through the light, his face changed, and he pulled Yu Gan's sleeve and said in a trembling voice: "Elder, what is this?" ”

Looking at Sun Wukong, who was like eating a dead fly, Yu Gan almost didn't make a sound.

Holding down the claws that he wanted to take out the golden hoop stick, he cleared his throat and said, "Cough~ Senior brother, don't judge people by their appearance, this is the companion of the little monk." The heart of the Buddha is the same as me, and his skills are even stronger, and he can get here safely along the way. ”

The heart of the Buddha is the same? Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this, and then reacted.

Not really! This is a master who keeps saying that he wants the fairy Buddha to get out, and he has a fart heart to the Buddha!

"I don't know if my skills are high or not, but this face is the retreat of all the evils that are born." Looking at Yu Gan's face, the monk in Tsing Yi reluctantly suppressed the horror in his heart. While leading the way, he whispered in pieces.

Yu Gan sighed: "Alas, it's actually not that ugly, it's just that the contrast between the poor monks is so obvious, and sometimes it's a mistake to be too handsome." ”

Belch~~

The monk in Tsing Yi stumbled on the soles of his feet, and almost fell headlong.

Elder, you look quite handsome, but is it really good to say this yourself?

After such a fuss, he suddenly lost any desire to chat, and took the two to the backyard wing without saying a word.

After summoning the deacon monk to settle the two, they hurried away as if fleeing.

It wasn't until he got out of the backyard that he breathed a sigh of relief, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "These two are really interesting." ”

"Jueming, what's interesting?"

The monk in Tsing Yi, who was called Jueming, was stunned, bowed to the person who came, and said, "I've seen the ancestor, why are you here?" ”

"I just read the Bible and felt something, so I came out and walked around. I saw you smiling and shaking your head wryly just now, what happened inside? The old monk, who was called the patriarch, asked curiously.

After retelling what he had just said, Jue Ming smiled and said, "Ancestor, do you say these two are a little interesting?" ”

The old monk smiled: "The so-called five miles and one custom, ten miles are very different, this may be the style of the Tang Dynasty Buddhism." I have long heard that the Tang Dynasty is the kingdom of the Heavenly Empire, and I don't know if these two have brought any treasures? Let's go, go and see. ”

Looking at the patriarch who walked like a fly, not like a two-hundred-hundred-and-seventy-year-old patriarch, Jueming suddenly cried and laughed: yes, I'm afraid this old problem of showing off will be committed again!

Here, the deacon monk who was guarding outside the wing room, smiled when he saw his own patriarch from afar, knocked on the door lightly and said, "Elder, our Jinchi patriarch is here." ”

Yu Gan, who was eating Haisai, was stunned for a moment, and reluctantly put down the dishes and chopsticks and got up and walked out. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a huge ball of light rushing towards him.

There are youkai?!

Subconsciously raised his foot and kicked it, and the deacon monk on the side who was frightened changed his face, and pounced on him with a scream.

"Elder stop, don't hurt my family ancestor!"

Patriarch? Is your ancestor a firefly, and he still has special effects when he walks?

Raising his leg to throw the deacon monk aside, Yu Gan squinted his eyes and looked at the person who came. I saw a blue and gray monk's hat on his head, decorated with a pigeon egg and an opal, and the brocade robe he wore was inlaid with gold and jade.

The goosebump-haired Jinchi Patriarch stepped on the hot wheels and came closer, and said with one palm: "Amitabha, today I am fortunate to be visited by the Tang Elder to make the temple shine." ”

It's quite bright, and my eyes are almost blinded by the light of this pretense. Yu Gan secretly scolded and quietly aimed at the object that was suspected to be Hot Wheels.

Sister's, it's really poverty that limits imagination. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, who would have dared to believe that someone could inlay the eight treasures of Buddhism on the upper of the shoe!

Anyway, do you dare to wash your clothes like this? Handed over to the general handyman, I'm afraid I'll run away overnight......

Without waiting for Yu Gan to answer, Jin Chi walked into the side room, glanced at the tabletop and suddenly sank like water: "How can you use such a vulgar thing to entertain distinguished guests?" Come on, go to my room and get that set of teacups! ”

Looking at the dishes that were quickly withdrawn, Yu Gan smacked his mouth with some pity, he liked this mundane thing more than drinking tea......

After a while, the deacon monk walked in with a tea tray of mutton fat and jade, and placed several enamel and gold-inlaid tea cups in front of everyone. Jueming raised his hand to remove the teapot made of emeralds and filled them one by one.

Yu Gan couldn't help but secretly praise, look at this flowing posture, I'm afraid I haven't rehearsed it in private, right?

Jin Chi smiled reservedly, picked up the teacup and said, "This is the top tea I got from the merchants of the Western Regions with the same gold a few years ago, and it can relieve my fatigue the most." The elder was tired all the way, and drank a cup to get rid of the fatigue. ”

Looking at the high crushing at the bottom of the cup, Yu Gan breathed a sigh of relief. Although the tea is not good, it is better than the boiling tea that is now popular in Datang, so you dare to put anything......

Seeing him drink it all, Jin Chi's old face suddenly smiled into a chrysanthemum, and said proudly: "I don't know if you have tea in Datang?" If the elders like it, drink a few more glasses. ”

Yu Gan swallowed a mouthful of tea foam and suddenly vomited, nor did he swallow, so he had to pretend not to hear it, and turned his face to the night sky outside the door.

(The tea story is based on "A Sigh for a Thousand Years", Yu Qiuyu's real experience at the Iraqi border station.) I thought it was fun, so I used it here. ）