Chapter 3: The Saddest Author
If it weren't for my own experience, to be honest, I wouldn't know the true meaning of "life is precious", and I didn't know the true meaning of this sentence until today, when I was tied to a stand by the soldiers and roasted to death.
At this time, how I longed for the villains and villains of my novels to fight here immediately, so that I could still have a chance to escape and leave this terrible place.
Because of the urgency just now, the words I said suddenly, at this time, not only did the soldiers stop the action that was originally going to burn me, but Wu Linqiao also got rid of the shrew and walked over to me at some point.
I have to say that under the structure of my novel, Wu Linqiao at this time really looks like a domineering burly man, with heavy armor that seems to be burning flames, a giant hammer almost as high as Yao Ming on his back, and a red cloak. At this time, even on the way towards me, I could feel an invisible deterrent growing step by step with his footsteps.
It seems that I have succeeded in shaping the Wulin Bridge.
"Are you sure you know about the enemy?" Wu Linqiao said to me. Hearing his majestic and majestic voice, I rejoiced again. Wu Linqiao, definitely one of the best characters I've ever created in Grant Age!
However, at this moment, I still have not forgotten that I am still tied to the brace, and the Dis soldiers can still erase my life from this world in an instant.
"Yes, I know it all, I know it all!" Forced by the situation, I bowed my head to them again, and learned from the anti-Japanese drama, those traitors were caught by the Eighth Route Army and begged for mercy, begging them not to kill me now.
I have to say that in a life-and-death crisis, people can really burst out with Oscar-like acting skills.
Therefore, when Wu Linqiao and the soldiers saw me so embarrassed and begging for mercy, they also gave up their plans to kill me for the time being.
Of course, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, wait for me to wake up, let me revise the plot, you all have to kill me one by one! No, no, if you kill Diss again, there will be no one, and if it's a little nicer for you, just go to the pit for me to dig something to eat.
"Tell me how many enemies there are? Where are they going, what is the battle plan. Wu Linqiao said solemnly at me.
"I said, I said, the Gosland army is 1 million, the trolls are 200,000, and the dragons, and the dragons! The Great Wall was broken through by the dragon! "In order to survive, I was forced to answer so.
Alas, I'm really sad enough, I was bullied by Wu Linqiao in the real world, and now, even in my novel world, I still have to act against Wu Linqiao's face, it's too difficult, it's too difficult, what's the use of me wanting to be an author?
"Dragons? They have been gone for more than five hundred years, how do you know dragons will appear? At this moment, Wu Linqiao asked me again.
"How do I know? I didn't write about why the dragons appeared, anyway, they did, you go and prepare first, there must be nothing wrong. I replied, but when I looked at the bewildered looks on their faces, I knew that they didn't understand what I had just said.
At this time, Wu Linqiao turned his head to the soldier who was going to set fire to me and said, "Burn it, don't delay with him." ”
"Yes, First Horseman."
Immediately, the soldier with the torch came up to me again.
"Don't, don't! I really don't know, I haven't written it so much, you give me a chance to explain! "I begged hysterically and shouted for mercy, but the soldier who was going to burn me didn't react and walked towards me step by step.
Seeing that the torch in his hand was about to ignite the wood under my feet, at that moment, I even thought about my last words, and even thought about my future life plan.
It's just a pity that I never had a chance to enjoy it again. I don't know if I'll be able to go back to the real world after I'm burned to death, or if I'll be able to go back to the real world and be able to come back here. But, no matter what, once I return to the real world, these people, including Wu Linqiao, will give me a pit that has not been cleaned for half a year, dig something for me to eat, and devour it with food!
"Stop!" Just when the flames were only three centimeters from the wood, a voice interrupted the soldier's movements. The soldier looked back and saw that it was another Chosen One, a Chosen One wearing a gray trench coat and armed with a bow and arrow.
Although he doesn't have a name in my novel, I was particularly impressed with him because he was the first chosen one to die in my novel.
Hearing his words "stop", I felt that he was like the Virgin Mary at this moment, and all I could do was be endless gratitude and admiration. Once I wake up, I will definitely revise the content and have another Chosen One die in your place as a saving grace for your life.
"The wizard's heart is very important to me, if I can, allow me to cut out his heart first." The boy in the gray trench coat said to the soldier.
"Yes, Lord of the Chosen, even if you do this, we and the people will not have any objections." At the same time, the soldier also looked back at me and said again: "Just burning is indeed cheaper for him." ”
Hearing this, I completely felt that my life was loveless. I thought I could save my chosen one, but it turned out to be a super invincible, criminal, perverted, inhumane, and inhumane demon who wanted to gouge out my heart alive!
If it weren't for the fact that there is a "golden chapter" rule in the novel, I don't want to write the Chosen One so incompetent from the beginning. I really want to think about him and think about him in the first chapter, the first paragraph, and the first sentence of the novel, and he will die without a corpse!
I, the author of the most powerful goldfinger system in the history of novels, has actually gotten to this point in my own novels, and it's the first day, I want to ask, looking at the whole network, who is worse than me as an author?
Looking at the gray trench-robed Chosen One walking towards me, I gave up completely resisting at this moment, and quietly watched as he walked up to me and watched him summon the dagger to me.
Suddenly, a mysterious force pulled me again, and I suddenly realized that I was about to wake up! I'm going back to the real world!
Sure enough, when I opened my eyes again, I was already awake in my bed. At this point, my roommates also started to get up one after another.
But instead of getting up in a hurry, I silently picked up my phone and opened Grant Age
"Today, Lao Tzu wants to let you live one by one, it is better to live than to die!" I muttered to myself, and then, my fingers tapped quickly across the screen, and that mysterious smile appeared on my face.