Chapter Seventy-One: What Happened to That Man That Year III
Isn't it normal for a neurotic to do this and that to a skeleton in a small alley, and for pedestrians to call the police?
However, the police in our country are still very reliable, and they will never be like a certain lighthouse, get out of the car and pull out the gun first, and at the slightest disturbance, they will "bang bang" to kill the police and the target together. The key is that he walked through the courtroom afterwards and was still unharmed, and everyone commented that although he was indifferent, derelict in his duties, murderous, and racist, he was still a good policeman who was loyal to his duties.
The two policemen who came saw that there were still two clothes poles next to Shen Yan, and thought that the fight was not over yet, so they shouted first - they didn't mean to pull out their guns...... They probably didn't have any guns on duty.
Speaking of which, you may not believe it, other national police rely on guns to handle cases, but our national police mainly rely on scaring people. You see, our police officers have a straight face, and they are talking about the seriousness of the matter, but they are actually deliberately scaring you. The more TV and movies I watch, the easier it is for people with water in their brains to be frightened.
But Shen Yan is different, when he saw the people's police, his tears were about to come out - he finally saw the people from his hometown! You don't know what I've been doing in the other world...... Bitter!
"Don't shoot! Fellow! It's me, it's me! Xiao Shen let go of the skull, and while raising his hand high, he was also very affectionate to the police, and he made do with it. But fortunately, he was still responsible, and before getting up, he whispered to Augustine on the ground, "By the way, this is the world of the cartography room, so don't play dead!" Wait for the big guy to clean you up! β
Cartography room?
Others may not know what this word means, but Augustine is one of the legends of the Ring City, and it is considered a high-level city in the Ring City, where the gods are not allowed to set foot on it. And the Ring City is the most well-informed place in the multiverse, how could he not know the cartography room!
Not only did he know what a cartography room was, but he also knew that there was no such thing as a mystery in the cartography room...... As soon as he heard that he had broken into the world of Io, his bone muscles were about to infarct. Thinking about the weapons of the Second Great God Lady on his body, the two desperate things were put together, in exchange for even greater despair, Augustin felt that his future was bleak.
He finally gave up his efforts to decipher the mysteries of this world, his chin opened, his soul fire was extinguished, and he turned into a bone in the ground...... As for pretending to be a corpse, I haven't served anyone yet!
"Oh~ what's the situation?" The two policemen who came were also stunned, you are acting! The two of us have a little notebook in our hands, okay? Who shot it? Who's going to rob it! This matter must be known by our leaders, and we must not be caught and beaten K.
"Stand still!" The policewoman yelled at Shen Yan angrily, "You are pretending to be a street child, dressed in a mess!" Look at your hair! Someone called the police and said you were fighting here...... What about people? β
The grassroots people's police have to take care of everything and do all the work, and all of them are all-round talents in civil and military affairs. She looked at the messy environment, the surrounding traces, and the two clothes poles that were thrown on the ground, and she made up for the fight. What needs to be further determined now is the seriousness of the matter. If it is not serious, it will be educated and let go, and if it involves the examination of injuries, it will be troublesome, and it must be determined whether to pursue civil or criminal responsibility...... As for the scattered skeleton shelves on the ground, the two policemen didn't look at it.
Put the bones in a bag and look panicked when you see the police - there must be something wrong with the person carrying it; scattered the bones on the ground, and the people next to him were still teasing, and they were so happy to see the police that their mouths were open - this bone must have been a model prop bought from a stationery store...... The current little broken boy may be playing some kind of prank! Maybe someone is taking a picture nearby!
If I take it seriously, I don't know what will be rumored afterwards, which will damage the majesty of our people's police! So both of them looked like "you can't fool me", disdainful of the skeleton shelf in front of them.
"People?" Shen Yan pointed to his nose, "I'm the only one." β
"And who are you fighting with?"
"Nobody's talking, I'm playing this skeleton frame." When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears. Shen Yan's attitude is old, and he is telling the truth.
"......" female policeman was depressed for a while! She also found out, don't look at the guy in front of her who is dressed in tatters, but his face is tender and smooth, and he looks like a rich child. As for the fight, his exposed arms and face were not scarred at all. Apparently like he said, he was hitting someone else...... No, it's him fighting skeletons.
"What's going on!"
The male policeman next to him approached the leader and whispered. "I may have guessed that it should be filming a video, a person carrying a skeleton with a clothes pole, shooting alone, and he is responsible for acting. The content is estimated to be a warrior vs. skeleton soldier or something, and it will be posted on the Internet to make it popular...... Have you noticed what she's wearing? It was leather armor, and he had a bow on his back, and a knife stuck in his waist like that...... Don't see through this body, it's expensive! It's playing the adventurer. β
"What about the people in charge of filming and picking up bamboo poles?"
"When you see us coming, you run! Leave this stupid kid here to fight the thunder......" The two of them chatted a little loudly, just enough to be heard by the bear child.
"Who's a stupid kid!" Shen Yan's emoji of the graduation version of the shock department was launched - he looked at those two people in shock. "How do you know everything? It must have been hiding and peeking at it, right? β
The two policemen showed a happy expression at the same time, but restrained themselves from laughing, in short, it was beautiful. Now you know it's amazing, right? That's how omniscient the police are.
"Okay," the policewoman closed her notebook, "your behavior is not a fight, it is also a disturbance, otherwise can people call the police?" Since they're gone, go home too, ah. The little girl's family, don't dress up like a ghost, it's refreshing and refreshing! Also, my sister left you a phone number, you can shoot ordinary videos with those people, but pay attention to safety! If they tell you to take off your clothes or something, don't listen to people fooling you into doing art or something...... Call the police immediately! It's okay to call your sister! Got it? β
"I, I'm not ......" Shen Yan was about to collapse. Could it be that the prince terrier has changed to a women's terrier at the end of his play? Is there any end to it?
Here's an additional sentence - after Shen Yan absorbed the blood of the Moon Elves, his height decreased, his weight decreased, his age decreased, and his face changed towards neutralization, all of which should be meaningful. But after he crossed over, Io just helped him change his face, and his ears were cut short, and he didn't see anything else.
Directly help him restore the way he was? Hehe, it's impossible, it's impossible in this life.
Therefore, now Shen Yan looks five or six years younger than before, tall and slender...... Coupled with a pendant and small braids, she looks like Shen Yan's sister.
"I see." Shen Yan bowed his head helplessly.
"Hmm." The policewoman nodded and beckoned to her partner. "Let's go, there's still a lot of work to do before ...... year"
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The two left, Shen Yan squatted down again, didn't want to speak, took out a pocket and opened it and shook it to the ground. After a while, the skeleton climbed in aggrieved by itself, and had to take the initiative to pick up the broken bones that fell next to it.
After cleaning up, Shen Yan walked out of the alley with a bag, looked left and right...... "This is Xinhua Street"? Isn't it just behind my community! Are you traversing or precision-guided?!
Take a closer look, and wow! Frightened Shen Yan - no wonder he always felt weird when he was in the alley! No wonder it can be delivered directly to your doorstep! No wonder he didn't recognize it right next to home...... It turns out that in his eyes, the world has changed dramatically from before the crossing!
At that time, he was still an ordinary person, and he usually walked around here without realizing that there was anything wrong. But now, good guys! On this short street, there are as many as a dozen portals in front and back!
Most of these portals are portals in the world, and the keys to open the doors are strange, and the doors have a variety of appearances! Some of these gates lead to the United States, some to Africa, and some to the sea...... With Shen Yan's current ability, as long as he can prepare those door keys, he will pay a little more magic power. You can go abroad casually without leaving the block, and take a trip that is easy to go!
But this seems too unreal, because it is near home, which makes him feel strange and uncomfortable!
Especially the roller shutter door that leads to Black Africa and is also a car wash, there are always cars and people coming in and out, and business is very prosperous, which makes him feel a little painful. It's obviously a car wash, and the key to this portal is still the wheel...... It's a perfect match! If the roller shutter door had been struck by lightning that day, someone would have driven in...... Crossing to Africa in one breath, the owner must not cry to death next to the lion.
"Out of sight, out of sight." The more Shen Yan looked at it, the more upset he became.
How are these portals formed? According to Penny's explanation, there are naturally countless large and small gaps within the plane and between the planes - just like Shen Yan has seen. When these gaps accumulate enough "charge" due to the plane's own movement and friction against each other, a natural passage is formed between two "gate" shaped objects, and the medium that triggers the passage is possible, from a burning feather to a living elephant.
When an object passes through the channel, the energy in the channel is greatly consumed. When the energy is depleted, the portal disappears. Even if this passage reappears after decades of accumulation, the position and catalyst of the door will change. There are a lot of natural teleportation channels in each world, but not as many as in the cartography room!
This is entirely due to the lack of supernatural foundation in the cartography room, which can be generated but difficult to trigger, which leads to the accumulation of more and more doors, even to the extent that there are more than a dozen on a street!
When I entered the community, I found a lot of new portals...... Don't look, don't look!
Go upstairs and make sure your door isn't a portal...... Breathe a sigh of relief and open the door.
It wasn't until he saw the familiar shoe rack, the familiar sofa, and the familiar everything that Shen Yan finally felt like home!
"It's finally back!" He casually threw the bag of Augustine into the corner and sat down on the couch. Oh, that's how it feels! He writhed on it, comfortable as a big bug. But by this time, he began to smell sweat on his body, and began to notice that the greasy leather armor he was wearing did not fit in with the sofa lying beneath himβhe could sit on the grass and mounds of dirt as he traveled. But sitting on the sofa at home, I feel sorry for the sofa!
"Take a bath, take a bath!" When he thought of the water heater, Shen Yanden felt like he was in tears again, the other world was really pitting! When he offered to boil water for a bath, the eyes of those people looked at him no longer like a prince, as if they were looking at a pervert! When it came to taking a bath, he immediately felt itchy all over his body, and he couldn't bear it for a moment.
Shen Yan stripped himself off with three strokes and five by two, and rushed into the bathroom in a flash.
A moment later, there were two screams in a row from the bathroom, "Ah~ah~~"!
Two people in the bathroom, one on top and one on the bottom. Shen Yan was stunned, and a certain woman who was sitting in the bathtub taking a bath and reading a novel was also stunned.
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"Hello, Shen Yan, I'm Chen Xiaoyu's best friend Su Fang."
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PS1: Some book friends say that there are too many complaints, this will be noted in the subsequent chapters. However, these chapters are the manuscripts of the man who has three chapters in the manuscript, so I will not revise them.
PS2: It's better to put the explanation in PS. Those who enter the world of the cartography room cannot command their own magic, but their magic does not disappear. For example, Shen Yan still had about 200 points of mana left after the battle to bring into the world of the cartography room, and these 200 points of mana were still there.
Activating the portal requires a little super energy, and ordinary mages are cut off from the channel of spiritual command magic and cannot activate the portal. If you find a tool, you can also "extract", "store", and "pay". Shen Yan can do the same, he can naturally communicate with the portal, and he can also pay by "swiping card" through the system.
Otherwise, you can only wait to be hit by special lightning, play a mysterious game and be electrocuted, the toilet bowl is overflowing, and the sky complains about meteors, etc.