Xiao Zhenghong picked up the car key and shook it in front of Zhou Yu, "Thank you." I'll reimburse the fare. ”

"No need, just remember to cheer me on." Zhou Yu said weakly, "I thought that I had been bored so much recently, and finally there was something interesting to join in the fun, alas, ······"

"Are you supposed to watch a TV series?" Xiao Zhenghong raised his foot and slapped Zhou Yu's buttocks.

"Where can a TV series compare to your live broadcast." Zhou Yu said with a smile.

"Get out of here before it's too late." Xiao Zhenghong waved his hand angrily.

"A word of caution to remind you, take advantage of the comfort of your life now, enjoy it, and when you really get married, you will feel better." Zhou Yu whispered in Xiao Zhenghong's ear in a tone like a passerby.

"Nani?" Xiao Zhenghong was stunned for a moment, "You are an unmarried person who is like a victim." ”

"It doesn't matter if I'm married or unmarried, the important thing is that according to your urine, you shouldn't be able to escape that result. When you get married, your payroll and all expenses will be strictly controlled by your wife. Even if you eat a bun at a roadside stall, you have to report it verbally, otherwise the account will not be reconciled. Zhou Yu said.

"Hehe, you're thinking a little too much." Xiao Zhenghong rolled his eyes, "The first half is possible, but the second half has to report to eat any buns." ”

Zhou Yu shrugged his shoulders and was noncommittal.

Xiao Zhenghong bypassed Zhou Yu and sat in the driver's seat.

"What are you talking about?" Yu Yuanzhi asked while fastening her seat belt.

"About our married life." Xiao Zhenghong came out without thinking.

Yu Yuanzhi's hand movements suddenly stopped, and she looked at Xiao Zhenghong with an incredulous gaze.

Xiao Zhenghong didn't seem to notice it, and went down to his own heart, "What will your married life be like?" ”

"Drive well and obey the traffic rules." Yu Yuanzhi glared at him, "I want to supervise you, so as not to be ticketed again." ”

Xiao Zhenghong pursed his lips and did not go down.

……

On the second night, Xiao Zhenghong was eating takeout in the dormitory while typing something on the computer.

"That's it." Xiao Zhenghong clapped his hands.

He had just registered a vest number on the forum website of Yu Yuanzhi School, and his personal information was under the pseudonym "Hong Zhengxiao".

Gu Lingyun sat aside, just stuffed a mouthful of instant noodles into his mouth, and took another bite of the sausage, when the ecstatic mobile phone rang.

"Moxi Moxie ······" Gu Lingyun pressed the answer button and then pressed the speakerphone, and lengthened his voice, saying a word in Japanese in a lazy tone.

"Gu Lingyun." A girl's voice came from the other end of the line.

"Who? I'm busy, long story short. Gu Lingyun did not soften because the other party was a girl.

If you don't have freshly soaked instant noodles, how much flavor will you lose even if you finish eating? For Gu Lingyun, this is all equivalent to a waste.

"I'm Yao Nan." Yao Nan's tone became colder.

"Oh." Gu Lingyun responded very perfunctorily, "If you have something to say, you can talk quickly." ”

"Help me ask the people in your dormitory, as well as Wang Ming's dormitory, do you have time to play together in the afternoon?" This is Lin Jingshu's proposal. Yao Nan's tone was like giving Gu Lingyun a critical illness notice.

"Raise your voice and ask Xiao Ye yourself." Gu Lingyun stuffed instant noodles into his mouth and said vaguely.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then Yao Nan dropped a sentence, "I'll leave it to you." “

Then he hung up the phone in a hurry.

"Errands, takeaways, punching bags, microphones······ What else haven't I done? Gu Lingyun smiled bitterly, "How much did I owe her in my last life?" ”

"It's not like enemies don't get together." Xiao Zhenghong came blandly.

"I don't know if I'm wronged or not, but I'm very wronged anyway." Gu Lingyun said, "If my experience is written as a yuan song, it will be comparable to the achievements of the four great masters." ”

Xiao Zhenghong ignored this guy's whims, he held a spoon in one hand, and operated the mouse with his left hand to send Yu Yuanzhi a friend application.

As expected, the application went unmet and received no response.

A few minutes later, Xiao Zhenghong sent another application, but it was still not approved.

Is the screening so strict? Xiao Zhenghong didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while. Even themselves were kept out of the wall.

"Don't you think a little more about the name?" Xiao Zhenghong muttered softly, "Isn't it that Nurao's intuition is very accurate and sharp?" ”

Xiao Zhenghong did not go through the back door", but continued to apply to Yu Yuanzhi tirelessly.

Perhaps because she was afraid of being disturbed, Yu Yuanzhi gave the green light to this number.

Hong Zhengxiao: "You are Yu Yuanzhi's classmate, right?" ”

Yu Yuanzhi: "Yes." Who are you? ”

Hong Zhengxiao: "My name is Hong Zhengxiao. Nice to meet you. ”

Yu Yuanzhi: "How happy?" ”

Xiao Zhenghong almost squirted out a mouthful of tea. This familiar style, isn't it exactly what he taught Yu Yuanzhi before how to deal with those who pick up people? It's really a matter of learning and using it, and it's going to be used on yourself in a blink of an eye.

is the so-called church apprentice, starving to death the master. Xiao Zhenghong never thought about how he would answer if he encountered such a situation.

He thought for a moment, and his fingers quickly typed a sentence on the keyboard, "How happy the clouds are with the moon, how happy I am." ”

Yu Yuanzhi: "Then you can slowly be happy."

Hong Zhengxiao: "Meet me, my name is Hong Zhengxiao." I've admired you for a long time. ”

Yu Yuanzhi: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." ”

Hong Zhengxiao: "I know, I just want to express my heart. That's enough. ”

Yu Yuanzhi sat in front of the computer and shook her head helplessly.

"What? Another one to confess? Xiao Xuan came over.

"Don't mention it." Yu Yuanzhi smiled bitterly, "I applied several times, but I couldn't stand it before I passed." People haven't done anything, so they can't be blacklisted, right? ”

"Hong Zhengxiao." Xiao Xuan read, "Why does this name have a strange sense of familiarity? ”

"You think so, too?" Yu Yuanzhi's eyes widened, "I also feel a little familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere, but I just can't remember it." Maybe it's someone we met somewhere. “

"Hong Zhengxiao, Hong Zhengxiao······" Yu Yuanzhi glanced at the screen again, vaguely as if she had caught something, but it was fleeting.

Xiao Zhenghong saw that Yu Yuanzhi did not reply, so he sent another expression.

In an instant, Yu Yuanzhi's head shook, as if something had exploded.

Hong Zhengxiao······ Hong Zhengxiao······ Isn't it Xiao Zhenghong who reads it upside down? Yu Yuanzhi muttered to herself.

"yes." Xiao Xuan's eyes lit up.