249, The Mystery (1)
"No, I still have a little residual impression in my head," Uncle Wolf laboriously put away the claws in his hand, knocked twice on his mixed brain, tried to sober himself up, frowned and said to Laurie, "I seem to have become a peasant, an angry stupid drunkard, oh my God, there is nothing more terrible than that, I was just beating a villain who laughed at me, and I saw you when I opened my eyes, it was amazing!" ”
"Why did he dream that he was a farmer?" Murphy asked Wu Xiaobei in a whisper.
"It is said that someone asked Einstein if he still wanted to do mathematics in the next life. Einstein said that he wanted to be a plumber in the next life," Wu Xiaobei pouted and explained to Murphy in a whisper, "So I don't think it's strange for Einstein to say that he dreamed that he became a plumber." ”
"That's your answer?" Murphy whispered dissatisfied.
"Doesn't count? Everyone has their own dreams, which are strange," Wu Xiaobei whispered to Murphy, "Uncle Wolf's dream is to be a farmer, which is not surprising at all. ”
"That's right, don't look at me as a singing and dancing superstar, my dream is to be a farmer," Uncle Bite whispered beside him.
"You're a farmer," Murphy scolded in a whisper, biting his uncle's leg.
"Dad, it's just a dream," Laurie said to Uncle Wolf with a smile, "You've been sleeping here, you've never been anywhere else, it's just a dream." ”
"Oh! Is it really just a dream? When Uncle Wolf heard that he was not a farmer, he said with a happy face, "Fortunately, I am not a fool to be slaughtered!" It was so real, so tear-free, a hundred times scary than I am now, and I never want to go back. ”
"Dad, you drink some of this, this can restore your physical strength a little," Laurie opened a jar of energy tonic that Wu Xiaobei gave him and handed it to Uncle Wolf.
Uncle Wolf took the tonic and drank two sips, and immediately frowned and complained, "What is this?" How do you taste the same as laundry detergent? ”
Wu Xiaobei handed Laurie the camping cover and a set of clothes specially printed for Uncle Wolf from the pudding, saying that they were camping next to them, and they could say anything they needed at any time.
"Who are they?" Uncle Wolf saw that someone was talking to Laurie, and then he realized that there were other people, so he couldn't help frowning and asked.
"They are strange people, and they are our friends," Laurie glanced at Wu Xiaobei and said to Uncle Wolf with a smile.
"This is for you," Wu Xiaobei handed a pair of reading glasses that the pudding had passed to him to Laurie, and said with a smile, "This should be used before Uncle Wolf recovers his strength." ”
"Ah, yes, buddy," Uncle Wolf put on the reading glasses handed over by Laurie, and his vision immediately became much clearer, he looked at Wu Xiaobei and asked with a smile, "It would be great if I could have another bottle of wine." ”
"Pudding, and any wine?" Wu Xiaobei asked the pudding in the printer.
"Only your stock, Ha Beer 'Ice Pure,'" Pudding replied in the printer.
"There's beer," Wu Xiaobei said to Uncle Wolf.
"Just drink beer, just be very thirsty," Uncle Wolf said to Wu Xiaobei with a smile.
With the cooperation of Huang Zhou, the pudding passed a box of "Bing Chun" out, Wu Xiaobei took it in his hand as soon as he turned his hand, and then said to the pudding: "Is there anything to eat?" Pass some out. ”
"Do you know how to do tricks?" Uncle Wolf saw that as soon as Wu Xiaobei spoke, a case of beer appeared in his hand, and he felt very curious, and couldn't help asking, "This hand is good!" ”
"Ah, almost," Wu Xiaobei put "Bingchun" beside Laurie, and received two big lieba and a few Qiulin red sausages from Pudding, and replied to Uncle Wolf with a smile, "Go back and explain, you must be hungry, this is bread and sausage." ”
Laurie took the big column and red sausage handed by Wu Xiaobei and expressed her gratitude to Wu Xiaobei.
"Thank you, buddy," Uncle Wolf couldn't wait to pack the box, opened a bottle of "Bing Chun", took a big sip beautifully, and then raised his eyebrows, and said to Wu Xiaobei with a bottle of wine, "Let's have a drink when we have a chance!" ”
"It must be," Wu Xiaobei smiled and pointed at Uncle Wolf, nodded at Lauri, and followed the others to a campsite under the tree dozens of steps away.
"Dad, next time you don't buddy, buddy, this is the general leader of the 'Heaven and Dragon Slayer' alliance just now," Lao Li saw that Wu Xiaobei was walking away, and whispered to Uncle Wolf, "He is a person with great skills, and he is very righteous." ”
"'Heaven and Dragon Slayer' Alliance? Alliance leader? Uncle Wolf listened to the freshness and couldn't help asking, "Inhuman Energy Alliance?" ”
"That's right, our new alliance of supernatural people," Laurie bit her lower lip and said excitedly to Uncle Wolf, "Ten times more powerful than the previous 'Magneto' and 'X Alliance', under the leadership of the alliance leader just now, I just killed the big devil Rasputin not long ago, do you say it's powerful?" ”
"Did you join?" Uncle Wolf touched the bottle with Laurie and asked.
"Not yet, I want to ask you," Laurie glanced at Wu Xiaobei in the distance, and said to Uncle Wolf with admiration in her eyes, "The alliance leader gave me the right to choose, we can not join, but if we agree to join, then you and I are the protectors of the new alliance." ”
"Ah, why didn't you say yes?" Uncle Wolf smiled and said to Laurie, "It's much better than me being a farmer." After that horrible nightmare, I now think it's good to be a strange person and take care of some things, come on, do it! You know, I just lied," Uncle Wolf said to Laurie with a smile as he took out another bottle of beer.
"What is it about?" Laurie asked.
"I said that I was beating a villain in my dream," Uncle Wolf said after taking a sip of beer, "Actually, in my dream, I was being beaten by a group of villains to find my teeth," Speaking of which, Uncle Wolf "Huh! He stretched out the three claws on his right hand and said with a smile, "Ah, I'm glad I'm back!" ”
On Wu Xiaobei's side, everyone lit a bonfire, set up a few simple tents, and sat together, Pudding and Huang Zhou also came out of the printer, eating with everyone, discussing how to catch the monster. Clairvoyant was the only one who didn't participate in the discussion, and his mission was to keep an eye on the forest and warn everyone if he found any abilities.
"Did you see what the monster looked like?" Murphy took a bite of bread and said to the crowd, "It's a big black mass, like a dog, like a cow, and jumping around, this one is like a deer." Really, how to say it, the four are not like it, and they can only be called monsters. ”
"Could it be a strange fish? It doesn't look like a fish," the little chubby girl put down the sausage in her hand, looked at the crowd and said, "It looks like a land animal." ”
"I think there are some other animal characteristics on the monster, such as the fox," Huang Zhou took a sip of "Bing Chun" and said, "The characteristics on the body are too miscellaneous and scattered, there is no way to summarize and classify them, ah, when absorbing the energy of the wildebeest, the monster's mouth is really a bit like a fish's mouth, it's amazing." ”
"'Clairvoyance', didn't you just give the monster a perspective?" "Scud" asked "clairvoyant" who was staring at the forest, "What is the structure of that monster, and how is it different from other animals?" ”
"Hmph, I'm sorry, the scene just now is too spectacular and amazing, and I'm just like everyone else, just like everyone else, just watching the excitement," Clairvoyant stared into the depths of the dark forest and replied to Scud, "I thought it was a weird-looking mutated animal, and I didn't think to look at its inner workings." The ability to see through is not as interesting as you think," Clairvoyant shrugged and continued to explain to the crowd, "You don't feel new and interesting when you see the blood flowing in the beating heart and veins, and the contents of the perisquial intestines, in fact I often have a feeling of the sea. So there are no special circumstances, such as now, I don't actively choose perspective. ”
"Perspective makes you feel sick, doesn't it?" Curly hair through the wall looked at the "claireye" and said with a smile, "Perspective is a visual human anatomy?" ”
"You can't stare at the forest now," Clairvoyant said to Curly Hair through the wall, raising an eyebrow, "I'm a relative observer of non-living things. ”
"'Beast Language', did you hear anything from the screams of those monsters just now?" While eating red sausages, Wu Xiaobei asked the "beast language", "By the way, can fish talk?" ”
"It wasn't the language of any animal, the monster was supposed to be a mixture of many animals, or the product of some animal's abnormal genetic mutation, with a strange voice, familiar and unfamiliar, and seemed to have a mixture of meanings, but because of it it became meaningless, or rather incomprehensible to me. I think that only monsters can communicate with each other," "Beast Language" threw a piece of fat into the bonfire, and said to Wu Xiaobei with a smile, "Also, fish can talk, but I wear a diving mask into the water, and I can't communicate with them at all, and I must use water as a medium to communicate with them......"