Chapter 2 The Unlucky Guy Meets the Stupid System
"Zhang Bo, if you don't want to listen to my class, just get out of the door for me."
"I'm sorry teacher, I just got distracted! I want to listen to the class, please forgive me once! Zhang Bo heard Teacher Chen's scolding and immediately bent down to apologize.
Chen Lang was also taken aback when he heard Zhang Bo suddenly bend down to apologize.
"Since you want to attend the class, then let me ask you a question, and if you answer correctly, you don't have to go out. Tell me what the Tropic of Cancer is? ”
"The Tropic of Cancer is the dividing line between the tropics and the northern temperate zone, and it is the northernmost limit where the sun can shine directly on the earth in the northern hemisphere. The so-called northernmost is the farthest point from the equator, also known as the summer solstice line. The reason why it is the Tropic of Cancer is because the Earth rotates around the Earth's axis and at the same time as it orbits the ......"
"Alright, alright, good! Sit down. We don't need to delve into why it's called the Tropic of Cancer, and we can't take it when we take the exam. Chen Lang praised Zhang Bo and asked Zhang Bo to sit down.
After Zhang Bo sat down, his heart was strange and at the same time extremely excited. Because the things that I just answered the teacher were all things that popped up in my mind. When he said it himself, he didn't know where it came from. He just wanted to get out of class quickly, and then find a place where no one was around to study the system that the ancestor had given him.
When Mr. Chen Lang left, he did not forget to praise Zhang Bo for his ability to expand his knowledge, and at the same time encouraged the students to learn like Zhang Bo.
After Zhang Bo got out of class, he immediately rushed out of the classroom, quickly came to the toilet, entered a cubicle and closed the door.
"Hey, you come out...... System...... Shall I call you...... I'm the master...... How can you ignore me......" Zhang Bo kept calling, but he never got a response. At this time, there were more and more people in the toilet, and everyone heard his voice and laughed at him.
"That unlucky guy is talking to himself again!"
"That unlucky guy isn't crazy, every day. Fortunately, I am a teenager in the new society, advocating science, otherwise I would definitely be scared to death by him. ”
"This bastard dares to scare me, sooner or later he will have to be repaired."
The last person to say that he wanted to repair Zhang Bo was his classmate Wu Jinming, and in the spare time of the last class, the demon startled him, making him smell all over his body, so he held a grudge against Zhang Bo.
The "bell bell bell" class bell rang again, but Zhang Bo was still sitting on the toilet, waiting for the response of the Heavenly Master system. This is the last class of the morning, which is a self-study class. Although it is a self-study class, the teacher on duty will check it.
"What the hell is this? How do you summon it? Is there any password, Xiaobai, it's not right; Xiao Hei, it's not right; Bastard, even more wrong; Could it be the Heavenly Master? ”
"Ding Dong, the system is on, I am the three-day Dharma Heavenly Master system, and the integrated databases are: Zhengyi Divine Database, Heavens and All Things Database, and Ten Thousand Worlds Demon Database. The fused database contains: the method of subduing demons and subduing demons, exquisite fighting techniques, the art of subduing dragons and subduing tigers, the methods of seeing and treating people, and all kinds of knowledge. The database is currently sealed, and it is temporarily impossible to fuse the host, whether to check the method of breaking the seal. ”
"It's stupider than me, do you need to ask? View! ”
"There are nine layers of sealing power, and you need to complete nine tasks before you can open them all. The nine layers of seals are in no particular order, and you only need to complete the corresponding tasks to open the corresponding seals. The system suggests that you can complete the basic tasks first, and then you can obtain various knowledge between heaven and earth. Do you accept the assignment? ”
"Accept, you still need to ask about such a trivial matter."
"The first task, the exercise requirements, and the method of exercise have been integrated into the brain, please check it carefully."
The prompt of the system fell, and the corresponding cultivation methods, requirements, and standards for reaching the standard immediately appeared in Zhang Bo's mind.
Zhang Bo jumped up immediately after seeing it, and had an urge to scold. After being unlucky for more than ten years, he finally obtained the inheritance of his ancestors, and this broken system actually proposed some inhuman exercise methods for him, and it was actually an exercise method on TV.
Running: 2 hours a day.
Standing piles and horse walking: 2 hours a day.
Boxing practice: 6 hours a day.
Meditation: 6 hours a day.
Standard standard: Open up the two veins of Ren and Dou, the internal strength is endless, and it enters the subtle realm. (Inject into the micro realm, you can look at yourself inward, and you can see the direction of the opponent's internal strength.) )
Time requirement: unlimited.
"O my God, my ancestors! What kind of system are you giving me, you're teaching me exercises here, you're obviously tossing me. I'm a junior high school student, and I rely on government relief to go to school, so where do I have 16 hours to exercise? Broken system, smelly system ......"
"Prompted, check it out!"
"Hint? Is it real-time reception? Could it be that the Ancestor is watching me from heaven? View! ”
"This is an important message, please enter the password to confirm the view, and ignore it if you don't view it."
"I'm XXXX......" Hearing such a prompt, Zhang Bo almost collapsed. What code did he know there, it was clearly deliberately difficult.
"You damn system. My ancestor is Zhang Daoling, he ......"
"The code is entered correctly, the message has been integrated into the memory, please check!" Zhang Bo hadn't finished speaking, and he didn't know when he entered the password, and how he entered it correctly. I can't care so much, let's see what hints the ancestor gave.
After Zhang Bo read the prompt, he immediately realized it. It turns out that the code is: My ancestor is Zhang Daoling. Obviously, this is Zhang Tianshi deliberately reminding Zhang Bo to remember who his ancestors are and not to disgrace his ancestors.
The hint sent by the ancestor turned out to be a well-illustrated cultivation technique that could increase the strength of the body. However, there were a few words of encouragement at the end, which was to remind Zhang Bo to cultivate hard and do more good deeds.
"Do more good deeds? Can doing good deeds open the seal? System! ”
"You can get a certain number of points for doing good deeds, as long as the points are over 100 points, you can unlock a layer of seals and learn the method of exorcism and healing." After the system replied, Zhang Bo almost jumped up. Doing good deeds is a thousand times better than exercising the seal that has been opened. Only by exercising one's body into a Vajra can one learn some knowledge. However, after doing good deeds, he directly learned spells.
"I don't want to exercise, I want to do good. What good things to do? What is a good thing? What kind of hint does the system give? ”
"The permission is not enough, the system can't prompt!"
Zhang Bo gritted his teeth in anger, but he was helpless. He still remembered that when the Ancestor was leaving, he reminded him that the system not only had seals, but also many restrictions. It seems to mean that those restrictions just can't do bad things, but there is no clear definition of what kind of things are bad.
Zhang Bo was worried for a while. After washing my hands, I walked out of the toilet. However, at this time, a scream was suddenly heard from the women's toilet. Zhang Bo subconsciously rushed in, saw a beautiful woman fall to the ground, and immediately stepped forward to help her up.
"Hint: Help a fainting woman, a good deed. Points +1, total points is 1. After Zhang Bo picked up the beauty, a prompt from the Heavenly Master system immediately appeared in his mind, and he did a good deed. Zhang Bo was so happy in his heart that he jumped up, but the woman fell to the ground again.
"Hint: Push to women, one bad thing, points -2, total points -1." Zhang Bo almost fell down after hearing this. However, he made up his mind, immediately helped the beautiful woman up, put it on his back, and quickly ran towards the school infirmary.
"Save women, do a good deed, points +1, total points are 0."
The Heavenly Master system prompt sounded in his ears, but at this time, human life was at stake, and Zhang Bo still had the heart to think about it.
Zhang Bo sent the beautiful woman to the infirmary, only to learn that this beautiful woman was a new teacher who had just graduated from college this year. It is said that he is still a top student of Tsinghua University. However, this beauty's physique is so poor that she faints at every turn.
Soon, the beauty came to her senses. learned that Zhang Bo saved himself, and immediately thanked him.
"My bag?"
"Oops, it's definitely in the toilet, I'll get it for you!" Zhang Bo heard that the beauty was looking for a bag, and without the consent of the beauty, he immediately took the initiative to help the beauty find the bag.
He ran very fast and got the bag back in a few moments.
"Thank you, classmate!" The beauty smiled and said to Zhang Bo, she smiled sweetly, and it was even more beautiful than the most beautiful flowers!
"Take the initiative to help people pick up things, a good thing, points +1, total points 1 point." When Zhang Bo heard this, a happy smile immediately appeared on his face, and he almost jumped up with joy. The beautiful teacher and the doctor were inexplicable, but they didn't say anything when they saw Zhang Bo's happy appearance.
After school, Zhang Bo didn't go to dinner. Instead, they come to the side of the road and look for good deeds to do. When he saw the old man crossing the road, he immediately ran over to help people cross the road, and when he saw someone riding a tricycle uphill, he ran over to push the cart, and when he came to the park, he saw the beggar directly giving the money for his meal to the beggar, and when he saw the thief, he immediately rushed up......
"Help the elderly, a good deed, points +1, total points 2 points."
"Give alms to beggars, you have no money to eat, a great good deed, points +2, a total of 4 points."
“……”
"Helpful, good deeds, points +1, total points 57 points."
The sound of increasing points kept ringing in his head, and Zhang Bo was also happy. Unconsciously, he forgot the time, and did not go to class in the afternoon, but was looking for good deeds to do, until night fell, and hunger was unbearable, he dragged his tired body towards the orphanage.
He was tired, but he was very happy. After being busy for most of the day, I didn't work in vain, did dozens of good things, and got 57 points at once. It doesn't matter if you're hungry for a day, if you can open a layer of seals and learn the spell of exorcism and healing, you won't be hungry again in the future.
On the way back to the orphanage, you need to pass a small park. At this time, the lights in the park are flickering, and it looks very beautiful, and many people walk and run at night, and of course, there are some people who sit here and do business.
"Hi, little brother, do you want to serve? Sister service is very good and it is also very big! A scantily dressed, fancy woman greeted Zhang Bo, Zhang Bo wanted to dodge, but accidentally pushed her, almost pushing the woman.
"Beating an ordinary woman, one evil thing, -20 points, a total of 37 points." After Zhang Bo heard this, he immediately scolded angrily: "It's really a stupid system, when did I beat her?" ”
"You almost pushed someone just now, but they're very weak." When the woman heard Zhang Bo like this, she snorted and said.
"Get out!" Zhang Bo scolded.
"Insulting ordinary women, one evil thing, points -10, total points 24 points." Zhang Bo didn't dare to say anything more after hearing this, and quickly ran towards the orphanage with his mouth covered.
"The unlucky guy met the stupid system, and some of them will suffer in the future!"